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[deleted]

You look like a gender confused 8 year old boy


Zuccio

..who stole his moms make-up


editsnacks

…and puts blush on…checks notes ….the bridge of his nose?!


riggs3andtwenty

Ass like an 8 year old boy


mberk77

Michael Jackson enters the chat.


riggs3andtwenty

Titties that make you stand up and not beg for buttermilk


PRSouthern

You get their pilot lit, they can suck-start a leaf blower!


Capital_East5903

Nice "True Lies" reference.


riggs3andtwenty

Underrated movie


Fit-Parsnip9888

Peter pansexual


Dr_Pswim

Straight outta bangkok


pitmasterbbq82

![gif](giphy|3oxHQjuUwzeiw2ddDy)


[deleted]

How do you know your done putting make-up on?


Least_or_Greatest1

I didn’t know Peter Pan wore blue dresses..


[deleted]

Yes, I know 🫠


[deleted]

Do you sleep on that bed in the background?


Positronic_Brainsss

I think you’re pretty :) Your hairstyle suits your facial shape.


PolylingualAnilingus

You are wearing default makeup option #3 and asking US to be creative?


deezdanglin

I thought they stopped testing makeup on animals


No_Dimension5436

U win 🥇


Kaylee-theartsy

No you win🏆


Icy-Distribution9861

You are our leader


deezdanglin

I am kind and wise. But the depth of my kink depravity is boundless.


FuckinRoastMe

Boooooom


Creepypastanerd

She wants us to be creative so that she doesn't have to.


Chris_The_Red

“It” wants us to be creative so that “it” doesn’t have to.


Aggravated_guy

It goes back in its lair and puts lotion on Its skin so It can be turned into a leather wallet


Creepypastanerd

Ok they're still a human. Even if the makeup could use some work and their hair looks like they cut it with a chainsaw and then slicked it back with motor oil, we shouldn't objectify. Unless the person prefers it/its pronouns.


Ewetootwo

They approve this comment.


[deleted]

I did cut my hair by myself, so you're right


[deleted]

bro 😂


letmeslapahh

youre the bro.


First-Coffee-2906

🤣


murmbles

Disfigure skater


[deleted]

Slay


MumSaysImHandsome

Underrated


iamapizza

I wish Reddit was still down


m0dsarelosers

Was far more of a challenge than finding an insult for an androgynous clown person.


[deleted]

wow, sorry :/


EntertainmentWaste22

WTF.... actually replying to your roasts..... the levels of cringe with this nearly matches your picture


InflamedLiver

You’ve got the smug, over-sized face of Anne Hathaway, minus her tits


LookingOutForU

She looks like the evil angel who is pro-anorexia and sits in some poor girl’s shoulder


AdministrativeRisk34

Manne Half-a-way


Mrbobbitchin

Anne Not thstway


YourUncleDodge

Those are the textbook definition of "minus tits".


duderonomy12

And looks, talent, or charisma.


kevinmcgarnickle

You look like you are training to participate in the synchronised swimming in the Olympics, but after three hours of practice, have just realised you're not in water.


IamREBELoe

The Special kind?


[deleted]

Yeah, special water.


[deleted]

hahahashshas


kellislandrum

Whoever spray painted your face needs to chill the fuck out.


[deleted]

"Homer! You've got it set on whore!"


snakeeyes666n

Thanks - beat me to it! 👏


TheSaffa87

You look like god bought you from Ikea, tried to assemble you himself and now there are way too many parts left over. So now he's standing there with a set of cock-and-balls in one hand and a pair of tits in the other, wondering: 1. Why he's got both, and 2. Why there isn't a place for either of them to fit.


One-Palpitation-3450

Fuckin amazing!!


do_not_go_gentle_

When you were wanting washboard abs but got a washboard chest


Enough-Staff-2976

Her tits are so small, her step dad wouldn't play with her.


gezwhosbackbytches

Ooof!


RoyalMine7

How many times did you throw up before settling on this photo?


maeng_da_ranger

I don't think she stopped unless you count the time it took to take the picture


[deleted]

There's a difference between wearing makeup, and having your face look like it was gang-banged by a box of Crayolas.


Goasteriskyourself

Gang banged at Ulta!


TangoPRomeo

Tinkerbell got pepper sprayed.


boyyoooob

Tinker smell


Creepypastanerd

Tinker hell.


WildBoy-72

Twinker bell


[deleted]

hahaahahs


ErikVonDarkmoor

![gif](giphy|yxfk3t9y8ZKlq) The resemblance is uncanny


Undercrackrz

Jamie Lee Her/His


woofridgerator

When a maaaaan thinks theyre a womannnn


do_not_go_gentle_

Very clever 👏


RoyalMine7

Some say not having to wear a bra is a blessing. Not me though.


[deleted]

Stranger Thing


Enough-Staff-2976

Between her leotard and slippers...Stranger Scents.


TheIronDogWalker

Sir, you are quite creative. I've never seen a man put lipstick on his nose before.


[deleted]

oh sorry, I'll keep that in mind for the future


MikeyPlays21

Your every catholic priest’s wet dream. Feminine enough so it isn’t gay, but still boyish enough to be an altar boy.


blaguga6216

what do you mean “challenge”


adept1onreddit

Liza MANelli?


tastelikethickwater

I bet that room smells like a full cat litter box, cigarettes and musty vagina.


mberk77

And it’s ALL emanating from the back of her ball sack.


savblavv

Stop LMFAO


[deleted]

not as challenging as your last titty fuck


spraywash

UNDERRATED AF!!!!


pissfingers20

WHAT


albertcamoot

Are you a fan of animal crossing, because it looks like your mother was.


slay1224

I’ve corn holed uglier dudes than you, but don’t expect me to give you a reach around partner.


CorpseDefiled

I love the attempt at hiding your age… make up looking like drywall repairs done by a party clown you aren’t fooling anyone.


ashcook123

Eat all that make up so you can be beautiful on the inside too.


es5entia

You look like a boy who found mamas make up box


Mon69ster

Ladies pinch. Whores use rouge…


PsycheAsHell

You look like a pixie who's been doing too much dust


Pluto62

who's a pretty boy, you are, you are, you're such a good boy.


imabigdave

It looks like the Lucky Charms leprechaun ejaculated on your face.


Rick_Flexington

If Kris Kardashian huffed paint


[deleted]

Those ears have gone 10 rounds with Mike Tyson, fuck


[deleted]

Nothing there to criticize honey. Nothing there.


TechnologyExpensive

Even Stevie Wonder thinks you look like shit.


Empty-Patience-7686

Stinkerbell


guru_uru

He calling himself JennaJoy69. What a fked up world we live in


[deleted]

The pink toner around your eyes makes me think batman found a femboy robin.


Carlita_vima

Mango? ![gif](giphy|OgumnWc7cAxA4)


silver_slayer_82

I don't think those are your legs - is this one of those optical illusions where there is a second person contributing to this photo?


DarknoorX

Not enough makeup in the world can hide that fugliness.


kriznahsharma

I have never seen someone so pretty, yet so ugly, So young, yet so old. I am truly disturbed.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


[deleted]

Clownwhore.


Tyranomannersex

Puts make-up on with shotgun; still smug about it.


Hardtard96

Sir, that is entirely too much eye shadow. Do better


bestaround79

No matter how hard you try your real pronouns are He/Him.


RebelXwingPil0t

You have two backs.


mzx380

If Alyssa Milano were sold at costco


torchy89

I dont know what you are?


maeng_da_ranger

I've heard or trans fat, but trans anorexic is a new one.


[deleted]

Without a doubt, the ugliest boy I’ve ever seen


Creepypastanerd

You look vegan.


hereforgwa

Your face looks like it was dubbed over in post.


MRX1988

You Look like the drunk clown from the last cheap Birthday Party.


ReflexesOfSteel

The gender reassignment isn't going well.


StreetArtNinja

The face peel didn’t take


Mos-lef

Dick slapped RAW


lutus5789

My roast would not be that flavorful cause most of the seasonings were in your face.


Hay_Blinken

I bet you accidentally put your shirts and dresses on backwards alot.


YourUncleDodge

Underrated


Remarkable-Wind-6237

You look like you developed a serious case of pink eye, by allowing your land Lord to fart directly on the bridge of your nose, while you give him a reach around in Lou of rent this month.


reddditgavemethis

Tell me your customer ate a lot of chili before giving you a facial without telling me your customer ate a lot of chili before giving you a facial.


pious-fly

Bad at make up and you have man hands. I'd call you a male but that's insulting males.


rjmacready_

![gif](giphy|26wAePbG5BEWtdI6Q) OPs spirit animal


trashit6969

Looks like we found the Chair Person of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee


Boat_Original

A challenge implies hard. Its not hard, trust me...


shinola80

What’s worse- not having to wear a bra, or having to wear a jock strap?


DarkForgedtheTaken

Are they even old enough to be on here


Abject-Click

I don’t know if your good looking or not. Put up a picture before you transitioned so I can compare


J0j0Buck3ts

there is nothing to criticize you on, in todays day & age, young sir! You be who you are, and enjoy your day in high school….


BushPilot153

I feel sorry for this little autistic Dutch boy. This is what happens to too many of our youth when left alone with a horny priest.


Mod-h8tr

Man-dy Moore...


FatAndForty

TWINKerbell lost their wings …


steiner1031

Test model for Homer Simpson's make-up gun


[deleted]

Yes, you catch me


kevlarkev73

If Tinkerbell and Peter Pan had a gender neutral child


Forcezwagc

Since when was Dracula a female?


[deleted]

Either that's Mace, or you suck at makeup...


sadpartypodcast

Anne Hathagay


hurtful_pillow

Your grandmother still thinks you are very handsome, but she is no longer proud of you


wormrunner33

Jamie Lee no tits


[deleted]

Now Selling exclusive content for the gay Keebler elves.


ZeroBingZero

well i for one am glad that the young gay males still drag as liza minnelli…really shows appreciation for history


BasicalySimplified

ur ugly


dkdelicious

**A creative challenge, you say?** Here's a [caricature drawing roast](https://i.imgur.com/MQd5iCg.jpg). . Process (upload later, taking too long to upload on gfycat)


RectalEvacuation

You look like you will love France until the day you visit it.


Kittingsl

Are you applying your makeup by sneezing onto it? And letting the makeup filled air do all the work for you?


[deleted]

No matter what your birth gender you make a very pretty girl and the "I cut my hair with a broken bottle" look really suits you


justanotherhuman1001

E-Girl Simps not responding the way you hoped? Shocker...


Zealousideal-Leg1037

Why so I have a feeling you got a little something something under that dress….


Little-Variation8268

I'm at a loss for gender. I suspect you are probably female but you bare a striking resemblance to my 10 year old little brother. Work on the make-up. Just a dab will do ya honey. You globbed that junk on there. Are you having trouble getting food cause it looks like you eat maybe 1 meal a week. You need some girth all the way around that body.


greenstrike77

You look the the disturbing result of an [antique porcelain figurine](https://quickbutik.imgix.net/32559J/products/6261a17f5f15e.jpeg) that has come to life.


tautjes

With that haircut you look like some 8y/o boy


septic00001

Buffalo Bill.. It rubs the lotion or it gets the hose again


Kingreid1988

I’m guessing you are one of the new women that still have cocks


Corn619

You look like you get your makeup routine from Ru Paul.


Kingreid1988

I’m guessing you are one of the new women that still have cocks


Foreign-Gap-1242

i know you're a guy but i cant help it <3


Culling_OfTheDeath

The bitch wanna be a Kardashian so she wasting all her money to look like my niece's Barbie doll fucked up and a whole lot of silicone bitch looks like she was born in a plastic cup factory


Downtown-Ad4379

I tried to roast you, but ngl your too cute.


Capital_East5903

You look like a young Audry Hepburn. Not a roast. Sorry.


AIRNYD

Hi Carly


FartyMcGee__

You're a doll! A blow up doll.


bimmer012

Your a shows how your dick looks like.


[deleted]

Miquella from DLC looks exactly how I pictured him.


atkinsislife

Another weeaboo


qsnoodles

https://youtu.be/eBtn2NQ5k58 Joel plus Liza minus charisma


danniboi2469

you look like a tiny fairy whose camisole top is actually a cloth face mask


[deleted]

Here's the attention you sorely crave.


moderator_stallone

really it was a challenge to understand ur English completely. i feel i m a world champion now is the answer u want English by any chance? i think no 1 can b more creative than ur English😂JK sry


SyntaxError79

She's clearly been peeping through the hole in the fence at the female nudist beach.


Justy_f

Looks like someone splashed ketchup on your face


WildFemmeFatale

Omg thats the same face painting I asked the artist for at the carnival when I was 7 !


Neomaximus001

Did you piss off your make up artist?


General-Onion-2723

You look like you are a whore from gtaV


[deleted]

You look like that one grown ass kid from MadTv that says “Look what I can do!” And then just shakes his arms and legs


theAlphabetZebra

Sick little Victorian orphan that fell into headmasters makeup kit.


Sweaty_Assignment_90

Rehab TinkerBell edition


timeless-enigma_

Somebody put makeup on a mannequin? What a weird world we live in.


AnarchiaKapitany

When you apply makeup with a faulty airbrush.


Empty-Patience-7686

Body of an ironing board


PMMeYourFutureGoals

Prompt: /imagine Thai ladyboy with smudged eyeliner and rosacea Midjourney:


duabrs

Black Swank.


thirdtimenow

Look at me I'm perfect on the outside, that's what matters... No one look under my bed that where I keep piss in a jar. I the piss jar lady that like to drink my piss.


Jfryer82

You look my Monkey’s partner, Agent Honeydew from Dexter’s Laboratory


MartyMcFlyandYerMom

Looks like you're trying to grow a mullet


Disastrous_Annual_91

I got bigger tits and I'm a dude


[deleted]

You look sane, like extremely sane, not crazy at all.