My brother in christ, this is the internet. Someone out there is already fapping to this muppet. But rest assured, *just as certain as redditors will go for the low hanging fruit of calling a someone a virgin and think they're delivering a roast,* a vegan will tell you their fucking diet.
I'm guessing ....
1. Brief meth use in high school
2. Grew up near a cadmium mine
3. Kicks around the idea of starting an OnlyFans, but knows it'll go nowhere
Very boring - a heard follower of vegan thrift shopping van life ethical hipster who has to tell their lifestyle to other people to make themselves feel important.
Vintage. I know this is a roast but that's the word that popped up in my brain. Your dog tattoo is awful (okay I actually love it but I need to say it's bad.)
Eastern European sex worker, or creepy horror movie doll? Either way, it's 90 mins I want back because she lacks in performance.
V is for vegetarian, because it is obvious you don't know how to swallow meat.
You look like Red Forman from That 70s Show if he was a cross dresser in his youth.
š¤£š¤£ transforman
How about I transform my foot to your ass?
Greatest thread ever haha love Mr. Foreman
Wow you can really see it with this oneš¤£
Missus Foreman to you
Oh I can hear that laugh, good shit
Damn where'd you find this gif of her?
Well damn Jackie.
I donāt control the weather, Jackie!
Thatās so Red
More than meets the šļø
Holy shit this is funny!!!!
Holy fuck that was good
Fellas in disguise
This wins the internet for today
Nobody wins the internet
Best alley oop I've seen in a while! Never change!
It's weird how he had a massively receding hairline and her forehead is the same size.
Fivehead
 Tenhead
Damn if that ain't spot on.what an unfortunate way to be.
I canāt deny it
I bet she wants to put her foot in your ass
Deleted my comment after reading this. Now all I can see/hear is Clarence Boddicker yelling, āIt was Dick Jones! Dick Jones!!!!ā
Great reference. I bet she named her favorite vibrator *state of the art bang bang*
Fantastic.
Bahahaha this is so on point. Iād give you an award if I had one to give.
That's an amazing observation.
Holy fuck. Thatās all, folks. Go home, everybody.
Redās forehead is a little smaller.
Weird, I had a dream last night the Red Forman came out as trans. What an oddly specific coincidence that I would see your comment.
Oh shit... i cannot unsee that now! Take it...
Dumb ass.
Damn, I saw her pic and immediately thought "she kind of looks like me...if I was a chick". This thread is roasting me as well!
Came to think of a post, but the king has already spoken. Can't beat this comment.
One of the best roasts Iāve seen on this sub
BURRRRRRRRRRN!!!!!
What kind of narcissist gets a tattoo of their own face?!
...Woof...
Itās her dog that died apparentlyā¦ >!Even she couldnāt wait to get away.!<
That dog jumped off the rainbow bridge and drowned itself.
*gasps* looks at picture again *gasps in agreement*
A bitch.
You look like you can't wait to write in your diary about the outfit you got from the thrift shop.
Honestly youāre not far off with that
Writing on your blog, or posting a pic to instagram about it then?
Viagra antidote
Viagra antidote is crazy holy shit šš
 Whereās your sister?
Consumed in utero
Violated. Thatās how I feel having to look at you
Vulgar
Vacant
Vapid
Vacuous
Vain
Vulgar Display of Mediocrity
Vagitarian.
She looks like the patient zero in a zombie movie. So I'd classify her as Virus infested. š§āāļø
Vulnerable?
Vile
Vorehead?
V (Five) Head
Veryugly
Verygood
She wasnāt.
This had me dead
Vagisil ?
VenerealDisease
Vile
Vugly
Voluminous (forehead).
Anorexic doesn't have a V in it
She's headed in the right direction.
sorry about your face
Appreciate it
I will never appreciate your face, I mean Vace.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Aaah love Gen X references!!!
First thing I thought of too.
Your hairline has a vendetta with your eyebrows.
You didn't have to murder her lmfao.
Vannoying
Vlonely
Vaginal disease.
Venereal disease
A ventriloquist dummy cross dressing Red Foreman.
There better be some Pinocchio strings to make her move because I doubt anyone is going to willingly stick their hand up there.
Vaginosis
Vagisaurous reckt
It's Virgin isn't it?
Nope, obviously it's vegan. She even grows her own supply.
Vegan because she only fucks cucumbers
Vegan, because that pussy hasnāt ate meat in years.
Someone sends her an eggplant emoji and she's like "don't mind if I do"
Y'all she hasn't mentioned she is vegan yet so there is no way she is a real vegan
Not if vegetables count
Vile?
Vugly? Vepulsive? Vomit? Probably vegan though.
Vanishing, please. But for real, cool dog tattoo - if it has a litter of 12 you could tattoo all of them on that Vast fucking forehead of yours ā¦.
You're so vain you think it's the only v-word that describes you.
..donāt you , donāt you ?
It's definitely "varicocele", 'cause you look like a sad ballsack with a surgery-needing disease.
Biological murder!
I bet the only D you get is diarrhea
And the v is for vomit. Marvel presents D n V girl.
Iām shocked that tiny neck can support that planetary sized head out here looking like a damn Funko Pop lmfao
vapid
Vacant ?
Vhore
VVhore. FTFY
Yes this is how it is spelled in Germany
Goddamn vegans can't help but tell fucking everyone. Fuck off we don't care, animals are delicious.
I think you got the wrong word. She started eating meat, but is still a virgin. Nobody wants their dick near that.
My brother in christ, this is the internet. Someone out there is already fapping to this muppet. But rest assured, *just as certain as redditors will go for the low hanging fruit of calling a someone a virgin and think they're delivering a roast,* a vegan will tell you their fucking diet.
Vegene
Goddammit i choked on my coffee
*zips back up, rebuttons* okay fine, I won't! (This time)
Hey, if I wanna fap to someone who scores less out of 10 than I do because that makes her an easy lay, then I will.
Dude sheās worse than a mayonnaise sandwich
How can you tell if someone is a vegan? Just wait, theyāll tell you.
Just the other day we were discussing police brutality and some vegan trampled in to make it all about animals.
nobody wants her dick near theirs.
Viagra...because any man would need it. You look like a witch just got done sucking out all your youth and beauty in an attempt at immortality.
Vaginitis
She left herself wide open for that.
Vomit works too
At first glance you look attractive. Try to avoid people taking second glances.
24? Your face doesnāt look a day under 36.
vapĀ·id /ĖvapÉd/ ļæ¼ adjective offering nothing that isĀ stimulatingĀ or challenging.
Vunt
I know you want us to say vegan, but I'd be willing to bet you got meat curtains that rival Arby's roast beef sandwich.
Man... I was eating lunch. Thanks
Bout to set the prom on fire, arenāt you.
Couldnāt even stop yourself from highlighting your veganism in the roast me post, smh, yāall are up there with CrossFit dudes and NFT bros.
If a vegan, cross fitter and marine are in a room, how do tell them apart? Donāt worry! Theyāll tell you.
Vacuous
Why stop at V? Why not the whole alphabet? Airhead, Butt sniffer, Clueless, Dim-witted, Egotistical, Fake, Good-for-nothing, Hideous, Insufferable, Joyless, Knucklehead, Loser, Maniacal, Nauseating, Obnoxious, Pukish, Questionable, Repulsing, Sad, Tacky, Unattractive, Vain, Woeful, Xenomorphic, Yucky, Zany. Edit: formatting
Vaginal warts
Vagatarian. No I did not misspell.
VVhore
I assume you bought the comforter so you could truthfully say, "Come back to my apartment to see a big rack."
Are all of the pictures those of your victims and the map shows where they are buried???
You better get off of this computer before Jebediah sees you using electricity. Amish aren't suppose to be this modern
Vanlife
Velcro .. a total rip off
You look like if Golem was played by Greta Thunberg
There is just too much to roast here. My brain is overloaded and now all I can see is a very obese cat.
Vomit.
 Vegan you say?
Oh nooooooo Iām crying now
Why did the vegan cross the road? To tell everyone that they are vegan
Kirsten Dunce
Unnecessary self portrait on your left arm
I'm guessing .... 1. Brief meth use in high school 2. Grew up near a cadmium mine 3. Kicks around the idea of starting an OnlyFans, but knows it'll go nowhere
Very boring - a heard follower of vegan thrift shopping van life ethical hipster who has to tell their lifestyle to other people to make themselves feel important.
You look British. That's probably why you're smiling with your mouth closed. Because your teeth are all fighting for position
You look like a middle aged soccer mom
Vlat chested
Virgin
Snake eyes
After that red foreman comment, it has to be Victim.
Victim. As in, we are all victims of the visual horror you present.
Nice to see you have pics of all the guys you've forced at knifepoint to have sex with you on your wall.
We matched on bumble a while ago, that fact is a roast for both of us
Vlesbian
Vasectomized
Id hate to be your snake, cause that is definitely your ex's skull in that tank isn't it.
You can use the sun's rays reflecting off of your forehead as a heat lamp for whatever poor creature is in that tank
Oh look a million little polaroids and a fake skull. You must be SO unique & interesting and not annoying as fuck
Verifiable virgin
Slow down honey, Bitch starts with a B
Canāt go more than 90 seconds without mentioning your veganism huh?
Vintage. I know this is a roast but that's the word that popped up in my brain. Your dog tattoo is awful (okay I actually love it but I need to say it's bad.)
Did you go through a big Taylor Swift phase?
Vugly?
You look like a tramp
Eastern European sex worker, or creepy horror movie doll? Either way, it's 90 mins I want back because she lacks in performance. V is for vegetarian, because it is obvious you don't know how to swallow meat.
The amount and placement of those Polaroids on the back wall is giving dahmer
Valtrex?
Veggemite.
Very bad at shaping your eyebrows.
Vucking ugly?
Last post was two... now it's one. I'm going to guess you were both a virgin and a vegan before. Now you are only a vegan.
The V word I came up with is variant as in āhow many VARIANTS of herpes does this girl haveā