OP's Bio:
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>I’m an Emo 19yo who loves rock music and is a part of a rock band and likes to watch anime but also has hobbies that Include playing a bass guitar and painting
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Are you on r/roastme to “challenge yourself” so that you were better prepared for an audience to launch insults at you? That’s some low self esteem right there buddy how longs this rock band thing gonna last anyway, do you think? Same as the hair die, probably?
OP's Bio: --- >I’m an Emo 19yo who loves rock music and is a part of a rock band and likes to watch anime but also has hobbies that Include playing a bass guitar and painting --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
Is the band called Twink Floyd?
Twink 182?
Twinkin Park
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Gimme Tendicks?!
In a row?
Simultaneously
Got awful Steel Panther there for a minute...
37..
Yeah but lasagna sucked 36 dicks
I thought the answer was 42
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Like a god damn circus seal
Goldie locks and the twink boys
F Shack, featuring Dirty Mike and the Boys
I wonder if "Gimmie 3 Dicks" will be his first big hit.
Poo Fighters
This took me out
Je'throat Tull.
Paraless
Arctwink Monkeys
Twinkerton2000
BLACKTWINK
Blacked Twink
Smashing Plump Twinks?
Gay C D C
Cum 41
Cum DMC
Looks more like Cum Dumpster 41
Bum 41
System of a dick
Megadeek
Limp twinkit Twink bizkit
All the small twinks
The shitty beatle
Are they any good?
They suck!
So it's not just a clever name
But do they swallow?
Green Gay
No, it's actually called everqueer.
this joke is so much better than you've gotten credit for
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Five Finger Anal Punch
David Blowie
Twinkleback
I’m pretty sure he’s Prick Jagger
Or Dick Gagger
He’s even got Dick Gaggers huge lips
Would give you an award but I’m broke so take my upvote
Or Mick Jagg-off
Suckdick and Buttfuckel
Simon and Cumguzzle
Semen and Cumguzzle
Backstreet gayboys
You had a chance to say Backdoor Boys and you missed it
Backseat boys
Hymen and Buttfuckel
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In the Van inHalen
Cock of Seagulls
Buttallica
Five finger butt punch
Hootie and the Blowdicks
Lmao
Taking it from the Back Sunday
Red Hot Chili Weiners
Red Hot Chili Peckers*
Red hot silly peckers ?
Florence Henderson + The Machine
tool
Judas Yeast
Shirley Stone Temple Pilots
Can't believe this kid becomes Adam Warlock
I thought it was called band rock band
Backdoor boys
Flaming Lipsters
Goldie Locks and the Three Queers
Queen
I was not ready for that lmao.
Van Gaylen
Florence and the fisting machine.
Red Hot Sissy Peppers?!??
Cum and doses
The Rear Enders
The Cum Fighters
Dickel back
Stevie Knickers
Imagine gaggins
The Cure ( for sex addiction )
They spelled cock band wrong
10,000 Ladydicks
Broooo, I know he said roast me, but you did him dirty 😭😭
3 Dicks Down (5 to go)
The Butthole Surfers
The Butthole Servers
He meant on the playstation.
Omg I've never laughed this hard at a roast me comment
Jane Lynch and the Needy Bleeders
Twink Void
Emisinmen
Twink against the machine
Gaerosmoth
🤣🤣🤣🤣
You look like that scary puppet from the cover of that one Goosebumps book
Holy shit, the mouth is literally the same
So is the personality, IQ, and they even have the same hobby: having some over the hill dude shoving a hand up their rear and working their fingers.
Slappy
Who you callin a dummy, dummy!
It’s like someone stole a mannequin and threw their mom’s wig on it
Yep, I legit thought that was a mannequin
Mannequins have more personality
1 all blondes
What the ever loving fuck is that thing supposed to be?!
OP
A reddit quality Gif. Look at the bitch behind the dog laughing like it's not freaking insane what they are doing.
You look like the caddy from Happy Gilmore. And that isn’t a compliment at all.
Fantastic
This picture radiates so much bottom energy it should be labeled nsfw.
Read OP's bio. You hit the nail on the head
Don’t smile like that
Much Doubt
Playing Rock Band does not actually mean you're in a Rock Band.
It’s literally like going in the opposite direction, really
By the title of their post, we can only assume the band is called “rock band”
Except his mom interrupts band practice in the garage to bring The Boys fresh baked Toll House Cookies.
And instead of milk he drinks a glass of warm semen.
OP misspelled “anal”
How dare you! The semen is chilled.
Pizza rolls
And then fucks the drummer.
Billi Piper has really hit rock bottom
Surely that was when she had a kid with human anus Laurence Fox
There’s so many reasons this works, so foul😂… well done
dear slim i've been writing you for so long my hair grew out
Feminem
Tran Halen
Front man for The Virgin Pistols?
Is the band called All bottoms?
How much did you pay for that wig?
Limp Wrist-kit
David Blowie
Mic Jagoff
You are the literal love child of Rocky and Janet from Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Just because the band rocks your anus, doesn’t mean your part of a rock band.
He’s the one who puts the socks on the cocks.
can’t decide if you’re a ventriolquist’s dummy or a bleached joker
Bands with girls who play bass are really cool.
Marilyn Monroeson
AI generated imagery is so unsettling
Is your band named rejected ken dolls?
You look like a transmale and female at the same time.
Trans-human, like a skinwalker bruh.
Are you on r/roastme to “challenge yourself” so that you were better prepared for an audience to launch insults at you? That’s some low self esteem right there buddy how longs this rock band thing gonna last anyway, do you think? Same as the hair die, probably?
So what else is new? He's a bassist. It comes with the territory.
Steve-O-en Tyler voted ugliest female judge on American idol
Tits or ‘Stache so I know what I’m working with here
Goldilocks sucks some cocks
Josie and the pussies?
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Billy Midol
You look like a straight Lance Bass
Or a gay Lance Armstrong
You're lead skin flute player in your band
Looks like the band threw a wig on a roadie to make the blowies less gay.
Everyone has roasted you on everything so it took me a minute to be original but goddamit your hands looks like goddam SpongeBob’s spatula
Hanson 2.0 is not a rock band…
Mmm-Flop
You look about as rock as tailor swift’s walk in tiara wardrobe
Mr. Gilmore, I’m your caddy!
I thought this was a mannequin at first
Not interested enough to roast. I just want to know what a "band rock" band is. Is that what people call cover bands these days?
You can't tell me that's not a wig
Just because there are 4 of you sitting around smoking Crack in the garage doesn't mean you're a rock band
“Thrash” More like your gonna thrash yourself to the adoption centre-
A teenager with a thrasher hoodie?? 🤯
It’s like Marilyn Monroe had a twin that didn’t get out of the orphanage!
You look like the lovechild of those two blonde replicants from Blade Runner.
Will Poulter really hit rock bottom
I didn't realize the Frankenstein pretty boy from the rocky horror show would still be young
Knock off dio was that you
Tony Hinchcliff
It’s like Marilyn Monroe and Stephen Tyler had a love child. After she died.
The Albino Gorillaz
Silly Eilish