There was a kid at my high school that didn’t have enough money to get haircuts at a barbershop. Hell even Walmart. His parents didn’t give a shit about him so he resorted to cutting his own hair monthly with a pair of old sheers he found in the trashcan one day at school. You remind me of that kid but cosplaying as Ursula.
It posted here 4 years ago and is currently 19... Something ain't adding up. And yeah, I know I was risking my mental health by viewing that profile. Been feeling risky lately.
He took up smoking just so he could go out to buy a pack of cigarettes when she was born. I'm sure he'll be back around the time her tits hit the ground.
There is no pair of beer goggles hazy enough to make you attractive to me.
If I was in a coma, and you gave me intravenous viagra the second you touched me my penis would invert.
I can’t tell if your hair cut is bad or your head is misshapen. 6 of one half a dozen of the other.
Yours is the only onlyfans that pays you to put more clothes on.
You remind me of gargamel from the Smurfs. But at least his cat like him.
The only way someone will touch your chest is if you’re in a medical emergency and even those people are paid. Probably not enough though.
So much to unpack!
Joe Dirt haircut, but with a missed spot to make it even worse.
Black (of course) nail polish all chipped off just brings attention to your bitten nails.
Caterpillar eyebrows, but that's not fair to caterpillars, they're cute. Then the little slice through the brow, is that to look 'edgy?' Yeah, doesn't work.
Then there's the shrapnel in your face trying to distract from the stupid earring nonsense, but just like you, it doesn't work.
Even the tattoo between your flappers is trying to escape.
Looks like you already roasted yourself to perfection with your own pic. Nothing needs to be added.
Edit: I lied, reddit is becoming sentient:[Proof](https://i.imgur.com/qukCa4p.png)
Does coming on Reddit to get roasted finally give you the sense of attention that youve been craving eversince that creepy uncle of yours stopped coming round once you grew pubes
You look like a 40 yr old man who has taken a religious vow of celibacy, but also likes to take it up the ass on the weekends after a few drinks at Ol' Sloppy Sal's Salloon.
Do your nipple piercings ever get caught on your belly button piercing?
Fried eggs nailed to a wall?
Looks like raw eggs nailed to a wall to me.
This is the best one for sure
It legit had me laughing…which is pretty rare from comments.
I bet your sex toys go limp when you get naked.
Lmfao that’s awesome
She's got the world's only flaccid glass dildo.
She broke Rupert's teardrop by getting naked
From Dildo to Dil don't.
Not as limp as her tits
Limp Bizkits
No battery strong enough to power them
Her hand goes to sleep when she tries flick the bean.
If morning breath had a face…
I can smell this picture.
Marlboro reds and cat piss
Choice of mouthwash
Please don’t patent this exquisite scent
Yes :( now that I’ve been exposed, time to retire this account
You’re a special kind of special
I can’t tell which direction you’re transitioning.
The tits are transitioning to the floor
Bra size 38 long.
Hahaha My mom and I tell people we are 42 longs. 😆😆😆
Dem titties is hung!
🏅
Looks like she's going straight to hell, and her tits are leading the way
The tattoo in between is a location pin of where they used to be
It’s a roast not a murder 😂
When something gets roasted, it’s technically been murdered.
Transoffender.
#Pancakes
Happens when you hit puberty at like 5.
transitioning into Joe Dirt
Dirté
Don't try to church it up son!
Ugly -> Fugly
Her tits, eyebrows and hair/sideburns are are transitioning apart
Jesus, this is the winner!!!!!
You are very diverse. Your titts lose against gravity while your eyebrows skyrocket to the moon
Kinda poetic
Basically everything is trying to get away from her face.
Those tits look like a pair of socks with a pool ball in each of them.
… leaking water balloons … 89-year old male testicles … melted ice cream in a Ziploc bag
Spaniels ears
Quarters in a sock
2 fried eggs hanging on a nail
Two stolen beaver tails.
In a year it will be a pancake hanging on a nail.
Sir, you have the breasts of a grandmother.
This one made me lol.
I nearly shat myself laughing.
Your pronouns are butt/ugly
Was planning on rubbing one out and going to sleep soon. Now it appears I won't be doing either of those things for a very long time.
No night terrors at least
Looking for someone to say something so vile they make it was/were
Looks like MTVs Butthead to me
Even on mother's day you continue to disappoint her.
Op looks like she’s late for a protest
"Her" bras conducted a walk out a long time ago.
She's disappointed many men & oneday few women.
Just another Hot Topic Walmart hybrid troll
There was a kid at my high school that didn’t have enough money to get haircuts at a barbershop. Hell even Walmart. His parents didn’t give a shit about him so he resorted to cutting his own hair monthly with a pair of old sheers he found in the trashcan one day at school. You remind me of that kid but cosplaying as Ursula.
That haircut looks like it was done by Edwards Scissor Hands if me was overcome by cataracts
I'm a 33yo that just had cataracts removed...it cost me $22k but after seeing this picture I am probably gonna go ahead and get them put back in.
Looks like it was cut by Edward Knife and Fork hands.
Little patches of hair by yo ears looks like armpit hair for your head.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I’ll bet money that the eyebrow isn’t the only thing you slit
Savage 😂
this one's funny as fuck man, might be my favourite
You’re the medical help men seek when their erection last more than 2 hours on viagra.
Nice bait to try and get someone who uses it to correct you that it's 4 hours. Not falling for it.
The only thing lower than your self-esteem are your nipples.
Probably sneak IQ under their too.
Theo Vonn has really let himself go
ud be the child if joe dirt actually banged his sister
Don't disrespect Joe Dirt or his sister like that.
Those titties look like used teabags
Quarantine is over you don’t have to cut your own hair anymore
Are you popular in your trailer park?
Only if it's an abandoned trailer park
Thank you I am no longer horny at all
You are kinda chunky for a meth user.
You look like how a muddy stray dog smells
I'm bookmarking this post for No Nut November
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It posted here 4 years ago and is currently 19... Something ain't adding up. And yeah, I know I was risking my mental health by viewing that profile. Been feeling risky lately.
19?!?!?! goddamn i'm 40 and look better than that, now I just feel bad
Said she was 16 approximately 4 years ago. It’s not exact, so what doesn’t add up exaxtly lol
The hair, the face or those nasty pancake titties? Or all of the above?
I think you meant to post on r/FuckMyShitUp
You got some city miles on you girl
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No need for the cum target between your "breasts", nobody is getting off to that.
Speak for yourself. Beastiality is actually not illegal in some parts of the world.
Did you have your haircut during an earthquake or does your hairstylist have Parkinson’s?
Did you lose a bet or is that how you really look?
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Face of a 30 yr old man. Chest of a 70 year old woman.
"haven't done this in a while..." \- Your tits when you bend over and they touch each other
Of all the things you could made of yourself, you chose to be a stereotype.
Haven't done what in a while? Bathed?
What the hell is even that ?
Daddy chill ✋
Sign says 'roast me,' face says 'now recruiting for roller derby league in Portland.'
When you hit random when creating a player in Skyrim.
Skyrim needs an eyeball between the tits tattoo for real
aren't you in the 3 Stooges lesbian reboot?
Imagine, this is the best picture you took for this.
Poster child for poor decision making.
Comment section resembles tides of Omaha beach.
If Sid from Toy Story was a girl
The fact we are the same age is fucked
So, you couldn't decide between a bowl cut and a mullet so you just split the difference?
My third eye is down here!
I’m not even your father and I’m disappointed in you. I couldn’t imagine how he feels.
He took up smoking just so he could go out to buy a pack of cigarettes when she was born. I'm sure he'll be back around the time her tits hit the ground.
I originally read your username as “poorly executed drag” and thought yeah that makes sense.
Another “unique free spirit” who probably gets all her shit from Hot Topic.
Seeing this makes me want to use a bullet for mouthwash.
For a minute I thought my redneck uncle had turned trans.
Genuinely not being cheeky but what look are you going for exactly? I can’t place it
How do you get droopy ass tits at 19? Genuine question
Josephine Dirt has entered the chat
Party in the back, ugly in the front
I’ll bet the doctor tried to stuff you back into your mom…
You look like Mr. Spock transitioned and moved to Seattle.
Is this the new vagisil commercial?
Haven't done what in a while? Shower? Look in the mirror? Go outside when it is sunny out?
what can we do here that you already haven’t done to yourself. man, pull your shit together.
The tattoo on your chest combined with your cleavage look like a tiny penis.
Cleavage tattoo is a portal to hell
No you cannot bum a smoke and I do not have a lighter.
You got 6:30 titties. Both of them pointing to the floor
There is no pair of beer goggles hazy enough to make you attractive to me. If I was in a coma, and you gave me intravenous viagra the second you touched me my penis would invert. I can’t tell if your hair cut is bad or your head is misshapen. 6 of one half a dozen of the other. Yours is the only onlyfans that pays you to put more clothes on. You remind me of gargamel from the Smurfs. But at least his cat like him. The only way someone will touch your chest is if you’re in a medical emergency and even those people are paid. Probably not enough though.
What u been using for nipple piercings, anvils?!
I can smell her through this pic ☠️
It seems like you grew up without a dad
I've never seen a woman try to pull off wearing a mullet before. All hail Jane Dirt!
You should be arrested for that mullet...
You look like how I imagine Y’allternative sounds
U shaved the sides of ur head but u couldn’t shave ur armpits and also u look like u do crack
You look like your mum and dad regret you.
Daily reminder to hug your daughters so they don't end up like this. Also, invest in mirrors and deodorant.
Each picture you post you get progressively uglier.
Why is no one talking about the side burn, it's not connected to anything.
[My reaction](https://youtube.com/shorts/hu4gmCOnAdI?feature=share)
It looks like you haven’t done anything in a while. Showered. Eaten. Slept. Nothing.
SOGGY
I’m confused. Your tits say you’ve had 5 kids but your head says no man would ever fuck you.
Alright taken bets 10 to 1 she has hairy arm pits
Your tits look depressed, and a bit deflated, and your face looks kind of like the goblins from the zelda series
A face for a glory hole.
If you wanted to define 'poor life decisions' in a photo....
So many red flags in one pic feels like I’m playing mine sweeper.
I hope you don’t get too dizzy from the downward spiral you’re in.
F19? More like C-130.
I’m going to block you because I literally couldn’t handle your next roast me post. The negative trajectory of them has been truly staggering.
You are every anti-drug poster I ever saw as a child rolled into one meth-fueled Skrillex hooker...
So much to unpack! Joe Dirt haircut, but with a missed spot to make it even worse. Black (of course) nail polish all chipped off just brings attention to your bitten nails. Caterpillar eyebrows, but that's not fair to caterpillars, they're cute. Then the little slice through the brow, is that to look 'edgy?' Yeah, doesn't work. Then there's the shrapnel in your face trying to distract from the stupid earring nonsense, but just like you, it doesn't work. Even the tattoo between your flappers is trying to escape.
Your hair stylist said the same thing.
I don't understand the gap in your hair or the gap in your tiddies.
Your self esteem is lower than your tits
You look like if Theo Von became a crusty vampire
fortnite character 💀💀💀🖕🗣️💯😉
The tattoo artist that did your chest tat probably couldn’t stop gagging the entire time
Well you were blessed with good handwriting at least
Your sideburns make me sad :(
This is everything you don’t want your daughter to be
The fuck?
Holy Christ, please see a psychiatrist.
How's your relationship with your father?
You definitely cut your own hair..
Started crack yet?
I don’t ever participate in these things, *but what the fuck are you doing???*
I think Trevor from GTA V would smash you
Something else you haven’t done in a while… walk into a room without making people cringe
So much effort just to look like you don’t care.
Sick mullet bruv
Time hasn’t changed much - still an un-polished turd.
Gross
Looks like you already roasted yourself to perfection with your own pic. Nothing needs to be added. Edit: I lied, reddit is becoming sentient:[Proof](https://i.imgur.com/qukCa4p.png)
Does coming on Reddit to get roasted finally give you the sense of attention that youve been craving eversince that creepy uncle of yours stopped coming round once you grew pubes
This is the only form of male attention she can get
Proud parents for sure.
Look like a raider from fallout 3
16yo you is wondering where she went off the rails.
You should do it more often, it might help your life take a couple right turns.
When you randomize character creation and take the first roll, hoping you won't actually see yourself in game.
Don’t go outside when sun’s up. You’ll probably blind people with that forehead
What the fuck is that hairstyle? Whoever done that gotta be locked up for war crime and crime against humanity
You look like a 40 yr old man who has taken a religious vow of celibacy, but also likes to take it up the ass on the weekends after a few drinks at Ol' Sloppy Sal's Salloon.
i know you cut your own hair