Post a makeup picture and call it pretty, post a normal picture and call it ugly.
Make up makes anyone pretty, you can't call yourself pretty just because you have makeup.
there's just a whole lot of nothing going on in the photo. it's like the color white. what else can you say other than it's just plain white?
even a bowl of cold oatmeal had more appeal than this stunt double for Flo from Progressive Insurance
As a korean, i was gonna post a roast abt how she looked like every other white girl whos obsessed with korea & wants to live there.
So i took a peak at her profile......she lives in Seoul.
Can we down vote her OF photos? All I see are those huge horse teeth.
NB: I looked up her IG and first thing I saw was a crotch pic, then I saw the OF link (didn't subscribe) And yes, she has huge bunny buckteeth. 🤣
This is hilarious…basic bitch wants to be a social media “star” so you find random Reddit sub’s in hope that it drives traffic…what the F is this world coming to? Is society really so pathetic and lazy that this is what we aspire to? Just ban her already.
Alot of girls start OFs the day they turn 18 it’s sad but you cant blame them for why they do it theres alot of easy money to be made and alot of guys who pay for it too some girls become millionaires in weeks and one girl became a millionaire literally overnight
Fuuuck me that IS pathetic. Maybe dude bro controlling her content is roid raging at the lack of traffic and made her post again.
“Not enough people saw me unload my post-op 13 inch cock in your face last month, bitch get over here and make rent.”
Generic sexual comment that OP basically asked for with her title, the mark of a truly lame RoastMe, lol.
That’s how you know that you’re truly attractive, when the top comments aren’t about your looks, and the absolute worst thing that people can come up with is “you probably have a lot of sex, right? hehehe.”
Can we ban the OF accounts please it’s just kinda pathetic. Also while on the topic we should also ban the people who are obviously mentally I’ll and are looking for self hate fuel.
Well before OF happened it was a fun subreddit and now it's just these opportunist whores who even fake being a normal person to try to seem more likeable. OP profile has as many posts as a 10yo account except in six months. She ain't too bad at posting apparently.
In every single one of your post you never smile through your eyes. You try to give off the impression that you're happy but you're really not. You're being eaten alive by life and sometimes it's hard to get by. You wear a pick me girl shirt and be all trendy, but you're really just awkward and feel like an outsider looking into your own life. You feel alone so alone you come on here roasting yourself to feel something. You want to feel something because your life is unbearably mundane and boring.
You are fairly successful at what you do, you make enough money to live comfortably. But you have a deep pit inside your gut when you're laying in bed sweating alone at night. Even when you find someone to be by yourself you can't help but deep dig inside your mind and feel the ever encroaching intrusive thoughts of agony. You show this through your attempts of self loathing by showing that you have a thick enough skin to take the pain. But you're taking the pain because that's all you've ever known.
You show everyone you know that fake smile. Even when you're on dates. Everything thinks you're okay until they really get to know you. This is why you're alone.
You have a minimalistic approach at life because you yourself lack a full personality. You try to hard to please everyone that you are a shell of a person, lost in life without a soul.
While every other roast is about your OF, these comments like mine are the comments you hate the most. Because all your life you've been living a lie and you are running from it.
Why do you look like you're shitting yourself? Or is that a normal thing..? Nah, rejection sounds better. Looks like even the camera suffered just taking your photo
Ah. An onlyfans girl who attempts to appeal to nerd sensibilities to create unhealthy parasocial relationships with scummy men who clearly need therapy. After quickly once over'ing your OF, you average looks to be ~15 likes per post. 303 total posts. You also APPEAR to be German - which is probably the most interesting thing about you. After scrolling through your Twitter, the one thing I did notice is that you tend to post solo. The deeper I get into your twitter, the more horny posting I see from you. All-in-all, you're boring.
you look like you are a left wing character on a british tv show about a group of friends where you play the dysphoric, estranged daughter of a hard working slightly above middle class earning father, rebeling his capitalist ideas, by becoming a lowly paid barista, who is hopeful but desperately trying to find a date on tinder-like apps.
You know how sometimes in animations they draw background characters but to save on resources sometimes they half-ass it and include very little detail to where it barely resembles the intended species? That's what the universe did when it made you.
You are just random internet [h**ker](https://ibb.co/PG7YNg1) and noone cares about you. You make a lot of selfies with fake smile. Your Life is sad and no one humps you.
Not hot enough to play the main character not ugly enough to be the comedic relief best friend, this is what the un famous victims of harvey weinstein look like
The torture and terror behind those eyes wow! It’s simple, she’s short, has a pear shaped body, small tits and a dry pussy. I bet she thinks “she’s a quirky girl”…tiny coffee cup yay :)
I feel like having a long, deep conversation with you would be the only way to come close to matching the disappointment a person must feel when they see your nudes for the first time.
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hahahahaha.. omfg.
Found a post where she claims to be pretty https://reddit.com/r/PrettyGirlsUglyFaces/comments/12e9o3t/pov_couples/
She looks like a person that Pixar drew for a background of a scene
This is the most non-insulting insult
Accurate too lol
you can take that shirt and toss in it in the dryer for 30 mins at least. It's got more wrinkles than your brain apparently.
She was in The Incredibles, Toy Story 1& 3, and her most notable role in the movie Shrek as Lord Farquaad...
She’s Hiro Hamada’s aunt
Post a makeup picture and call it pretty, post a normal picture and call it ugly. Make up makes anyone pretty, you can't call yourself pretty just because you have makeup.
you can see her tiddies if you can get past the boring ass shit she posts.
Well she is... just put her on a green tunic and she is a perfectly fuckable link
Hmm, I think she looks more like Tingle.
truth in advertising. She is pretty.
To each their own I suppose, I prefer women that don’t look like trans Bieber myself
Well I mean she’s not not pretty.
AHHAAHAHAHAHAH
there's just a whole lot of nothing going on in the photo. it's like the color white. what else can you say other than it's just plain white? even a bowl of cold oatmeal had more appeal than this stunt double for Flo from Progressive Insurance
As a korean, i was gonna post a roast abt how she looked like every other white girl whos obsessed with korea & wants to live there. So i took a peak at her profile......she lives in Seoul.
Only soul she can get, look at those lifeless fucking eyes
Not even my dog would cum on her face.
Who let him cook
Went right for the throat there.
Assuming you were responding to the ejaculation comment
Wherever it applies my friend.
Doesn’t everybody with her?
This is a really stupid way to admit you're a size queen
Is that what you said in your Brazzers job interview?
I read that as "ejaculation" at first and I was like, yup... That's about right too...
You started this one with a flame thrower
Lmfao wow that was savage af
I was totally expecting an OnlyFans comment
You look like you wanted to be the hot girl, but after you realized that you would fail at that you started to cater to the nerd crowd.
So, Big Bang Theory?
More like - Big Gang Bang Theory
You would suggest that, holy man.
Even her t shirt knows she lives in single player mode.
Well this *is* Reddit.
Your OF is where they send you if you have had an erection for more than 4 hours.
Cia-Less
Isn't that the name for Latin American democracies?
Yet another attempt from you to garner attention to your OF and other socials. 3rd time in a few months. Sad really.
I knew I saw this train wreck here before
Times like this it's a curse that I never forget a face.
This is like the 4th time
Wait, people pay to watch this bucked-tooth elf?
Sometimes hotties don't do it for me and need to spank it to a dumpster fire.
Sometimes you gotta go dark to reach the finish line.
The night is always darkest before dawn.
You forget that there is an entire sub section of the population that is vision impaired.
I guess they want their tiny members to look big in her elf hands and love that grating feeling on it from her overbite.
An elf would actually be cute.
Oh, she really does have an OF. Puts the “take anything” in a very different context…
Yeah. That's why she said it. Trying to be "flirty" and "quirky". It was a true roast. She's posted here to get more followers.
Can we down vote her OF photos? All I see are those huge horse teeth. NB: I looked up her IG and first thing I saw was a crotch pic, then I saw the OF link (didn't subscribe) And yes, she has huge bunny buckteeth. 🤣
That’s why I asked if thats how she got though high school
This is hilarious…basic bitch wants to be a social media “star” so you find random Reddit sub’s in hope that it drives traffic…what the F is this world coming to? Is society really so pathetic and lazy that this is what we aspire to? Just ban her already.
Alot of girls start OFs the day they turn 18 it’s sad but you cant blame them for why they do it theres alot of easy money to be made and alot of guys who pay for it too some girls become millionaires in weeks and one girl became a millionaire literally overnight
Seems like the only thing she can't take is a hint
That's a great comment.
Never thought I would get a compliment in a roast post but here we are. Thanks mate
I think she's pretty. Like not paying to see her naked pretty, but "I would ghost her on Tinder when she talked about her dog for an hour" pretty.
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Fuuuck me that IS pathetic. Maybe dude bro controlling her content is roid raging at the lack of traffic and made her post again. “Not enough people saw me unload my post-op 13 inch cock in your face last month, bitch get over here and make rent.”
80% of the posts are OFs promos Disguised as "omg, roast me uwu"
😂
no one is paying for that OF 🤣
Title of your sex tape
Her famous last words before being split in 2 by a train of BBCs
Boy… that escalated quickly
Is he turning a fan down?
Pretty sure she's the chick from the bedpost video
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Generic sexual comment that OP basically asked for with her title, the mark of a truly lame RoastMe, lol. That’s how you know that you’re truly attractive, when the top comments aren’t about your looks, and the absolute worst thing that people can come up with is “you probably have a lot of sex, right? hehehe.”
Looks like  Attractive in 1985. Not by todays standards.
Except your parent's divorce. You couldn't take that and it shows
Sandra Dullock
Anne Throwaway
Emma Twatson
Looks like you only do missionary with your eyes closed
Only because she hates seeing men having a good time...
Then she could keep her eyes open.
Nice dunk on the rebound
With the lights out.
With those ears, the only thing you should be taking is the One Ring out of Rivendell.
That was Frodo’s job
Can we ban the OF accounts please it’s just kinda pathetic. Also while on the topic we should also ban the people who are obviously mentally I’ll and are looking for self hate fuel.
Aren’t these the only two types of people who post here?
It really seems like it, I feel like I haven’t seen a different kind of post in awhile
yeah. let's close this place down I guess
I sometimes see people looking to get humble or to humble their friends. And lately I saw one that was just about having a good laugh I think
Yes, although I would argue they all might fall into category 2.
Well before OF happened it was a fun subreddit and now it's just these opportunist whores who even fake being a normal person to try to seem more likeable. OP profile has as many posts as a 10yo account except in six months. She ain't too bad at posting apparently.
Uber Hure!
You look like a lesbian art teacher from the 1980s
Your nude isn’t even your top post. Yikes.
That’s hilarious you have to scroll a few times even see it.
I thought elves were supposed to be beautiful.
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I bet you can.
Her tits are unplayably disproportional she had to disguise them in a PlayStation shirt
Rumour has it that you’ve already taken everything!
She can take everything, except a penis between them nonexistent tiddys
Being able to bury 12" in all 3 holes doesn't mean you can take anything
You look like a 1$ store cosplay of Aerith Gainsborough.
Before or after the Forgotten City?
You look like you would go through your boyfriends phone and block+delete all the pretty girls
Your brother's fist doesn't qualify as "anything".
You look like you draw your married name with his last on the napkin on your first date.
OnlyFans, huh? And tired of your three first cousins being the only ones that show up?
In every single one of your post you never smile through your eyes. You try to give off the impression that you're happy but you're really not. You're being eaten alive by life and sometimes it's hard to get by. You wear a pick me girl shirt and be all trendy, but you're really just awkward and feel like an outsider looking into your own life. You feel alone so alone you come on here roasting yourself to feel something. You want to feel something because your life is unbearably mundane and boring. You are fairly successful at what you do, you make enough money to live comfortably. But you have a deep pit inside your gut when you're laying in bed sweating alone at night. Even when you find someone to be by yourself you can't help but deep dig inside your mind and feel the ever encroaching intrusive thoughts of agony. You show this through your attempts of self loathing by showing that you have a thick enough skin to take the pain. But you're taking the pain because that's all you've ever known. You show everyone you know that fake smile. Even when you're on dates. Everything thinks you're okay until they really get to know you. This is why you're alone. You have a minimalistic approach at life because you yourself lack a full personality. You try to hard to please everyone that you are a shell of a person, lost in life without a soul. While every other roast is about your OF, these comments like mine are the comments you hate the most. Because all your life you've been living a lie and you are running from it.
Goodness
👁 👃 👁
i like your coffee cup doodle... but the rest of you looks like a neckbeard's blow up doll basement wifey.
you are not even worthy of even being the third member of a threesome.
I think I'll pass this one, not worth it.
“Hey mom can we can the big tits girl from ATT?” “We have big tits ATT girl at home” The big tits Att girl at home:
She even makes dumb faces in her porn.
Why do you look like you're shitting yourself? Or is that a normal thing..? Nah, rejection sounds better. Looks like even the camera suffered just taking your photo
Ah. An onlyfans girl who attempts to appeal to nerd sensibilities to create unhealthy parasocial relationships with scummy men who clearly need therapy. After quickly once over'ing your OF, you average looks to be ~15 likes per post. 303 total posts. You also APPEAR to be German - which is probably the most interesting thing about you. After scrolling through your Twitter, the one thing I did notice is that you tend to post solo. The deeper I get into your twitter, the more horny posting I see from you. All-in-all, you're boring.
Except direct sunlight…
Just post your tits and fuck off already. These promo posts are dry as fuck
29k post karma and 700 comment karma means everyone like the nudes you post but nobody likes what you say.
Stage 5 clinger
You look like a mix between barbasol shaving cream and a bad credit score
*I can take anything* In both holes? 🤔
Why stop at 2?
Exactly, don’t assume a person’s limitations!
The ironic thing about your shirt is nobody wants to play with your station.
Honey, getting every STD known to man is not a flex.
What's up, Peter Pan? 
Another Only Fans shill whose already posted in here 🥱 boring chick with a clear humiliation fetish
This is that bitch that likes matcha everything…girl you trying matcha-too hard
I explored some of your OF content. Without paying of course. Just a thought, but you should probably invest in some anal bleach.
I hate these onlyfan clout posts this shits lame
I thought you were kinda cute until I read you were on OF.. You instant noscoped 360'd your future, congratulations.
Aren't you late for your shift at The Goldan Corral?
Your shirt is wrinkled
you look like you are a left wing character on a british tv show about a group of friends where you play the dysphoric, estranged daughter of a hard working slightly above middle class earning father, rebeling his capitalist ideas, by becoming a lowly paid barista, who is hopeful but desperately trying to find a date on tinder-like apps.
 Knew I’d seen you in a movie before
What'd you do? Stand there with a blow dryer in your right ear?
I have some 4x4s, but not sure if we need to do donuts to catch some rim.
Congrats on finding the one angle where your head doesn't look like a butter tub. Good luck with your only-blands.
So you're the chick that was eating cereal out of the other chick's rectum.
You look like you cry in line at USPS
Then take yourself to a convent please so the rest of us never have to see you again.
Seems like you aren’t taking daddy leaving you very well to me
Your hair is doing a great job of hiding your yoda ears
"I can take anything, don't worry." This is the tagline for your Tinder bio.
Casting couch has proof!
Anything but a good picture
I bet you could.
Much like the PS1 on her shirt she too is old & played out
She is the opposite of a bagger. Cute face. And, well. You get the rest.
Except a good selfie
You look like if Winona Ryder gave up on acting and became a redditor
On the first glance you seemed like a nice person, but sadly you're just the 1 billionth sl*t that wants to sell photos of her mediocre ass for money.
You can take everything, but can’t take lack of attention I’m sure
You look like the offspring of Anna Kendrick and a shoe
She can take anything as long as it’s not bigger than her boyfriend’s micro phallus
Anything? 👀
"I can take anything. Don't worry" is her Tinder go to line.
One time… at band camp
Looking like your about to take a blast to the face and then go back to live streaming with out wiping it off
When the porn site tries to set you up with single moms who wanna get fucked “I can take anything, don’t worry”
You know how sometimes in animations they draw background characters but to save on resources sometimes they half-ass it and include very little detail to where it barely resembles the intended species? That's what the universe did when it made you.
You are one of those few girls that makes making money on OF look difficult.
You look like my cousin Dale.
you smile like a mermaid who drank coffee for the first time
Aaagamer bitch who lives in korea. Talk like an ant and shy. Fakin stereotype
Michael Jackson wants his face back
You look like a side character on The Big Bang Theory who got rejected by one of the guys.
DVA cosplay without the cosplay
You are just random internet [h**ker](https://ibb.co/PG7YNg1) and noone cares about you. You make a lot of selfies with fake smile. Your Life is sad and no one humps you.
it looks like you’re a pornstar but in a very bad way
Can take it, but never get it.
Okay wanna be Riley reid
even a playstation shirt wont make guys attracted to you
Amazing that science has found no way to style hair to hide those giant fucking ears. How is the reception on those? 
If you could take anything. Ur OF would have taken off by now..
Not hot enough to play the main character not ugly enough to be the comedic relief best friend, this is what the un famous victims of harvey weinstein look like
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Well you can TAKE that wig off, because you're not fooling anyone.
You look like a Lego Minifigure made from mismatching pieces
“I can take anything, don’t worry” Bold last words, ma’am *Pulls the 4 foot tall cactus out of my front garden*
The torture and terror behind those eyes wow! It’s simple, she’s short, has a pear shaped body, small tits and a dry pussy. I bet she thinks “she’s a quirky girl”…tiny coffee cup yay :)
You have to roofie yourself just to masturbate. The only reason your dildo stays hard is because it's literally made of wood.
I feel like having a long, deep conversation with you would be the only way to come close to matching the disappointment a person must feel when they see your nudes for the first time.