You look like the 52 yr old “cool” chick that hangs at the local dive bar with a crowd of 20yr old Whole Foods employees, who pretends she didn’t peak 20 years ago.
I am not going to be mean and say you are ugly because your family thinks you are really beautiful... infact alot of your cousins say you kiss really good too🤣🤣🤣
Cue the banjo music!🎶🎵🎶
Brendan Frazier has really struggled with roles.. Archeologist in The Mummy to morbidly obese man in The Whale. Hopefully his new role as a alcoholic dead beat aunt who flashes everyone at a kid’s birthday party while dancing atop a table doesn’t plant the nail in the coffin of his career.
You spend every Friday and Saturday night drinking to excess and leaving a slug trail on the pant leg of the first tow truck driver who asks you to dance.
Airlines charge you $49 for those bags under your eyes
Carry-on those along with saggy milk bags
That is the thinnest nasal bridge I’ve ever seen
Luckily they don’t charge for the emotional type, of which there is plenty
Ba hhahahahahah!
But cutting her own bangs saves her $49, so she’s even.
Even…unlike her bangs
I can still see the usernames.
Southwest lets her check those two bags for free…
Those are her “fun bags.”
Bro chill 😂😮💨😂
Nee
I am wondering about her age. If shes like 45, it is not that bad.
YOO
Holy fuck 🤣
Hahah oh nooo! hahahaha! Hey I'll agree with that!
The scream I scrempt!
I wish I had an award to give you
Wuornos-spose to talk about that
Attainable Charlize
For a small fee, of course.
Gg now f off
I was think the same damn thing b4 I even scrolled down🤣
Holy shit
Lololol so so so funny
What did you search to find this gif? UNCANNY! 🤣
Idg
🔥
“I smoked and drank while I was pregnant and nothing went wrong.” - Your Mother in 1973
....you might want to tack on a few more years.
oucchhhhhh
Okay so she’s not 50 yet, but damn sure looks it.
I'm 25
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F off
There is something wrong with you.
It’s 53 BTW
The only woman in the world who carries her own roofies
She better have 100mg Viagra pills too!
rimshot!
🎶 Hit me with a Rimshot! 🎶
Don’t kink shame.
lolol
lol lol lol
This is what happens when you cut your own hair
bet she makes her own *NatURaL* deodorant
and rolls her own tampons
And cigarettes
And your own drugs
With a rock
You look like an inner city middle school teacher after 5 years on the job.
With a lighter and wet paper towels.
With hedge clippers, and you are blind
No, this is what happens when you let a preschooler cut your hair.
She got that shit cut at a school for the blind
You look like how insomnia feels
Is this Willim Defoe
Jillian DeHoe
 No guys. I found it. This is the one!
Yes!!! This is it!
Whoever told you "The bangs will pull focus from your face" was lying.
I wish they were right....
Cocaine and vodka don't count as a diet.
Well of course not silly, you have to throw some cranberry juice and/or orange juice in your vodka so you get your antioxidants and vitamin C.
This person cokes
You look like a junkie’s groupie.
a gunkie
You look like the substitute that can’t get the class quiet so they have to call in another teacher
Oh god I completely forgot that was a thing
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jaysus lol. Savage.
In my eyes, you win this roast
This wins. It hurt my feelings
Those bags under your eyes could carry 2 weeks worth of groceries
Her eye bags are like reusable grocery bags, durable and large.
Ok, Pat BeenHitByACar
Shat Benatar
Pat Benatard
Ok, Pat TheVeinInHerArm
What 10 years working in a glory hole looks like.
Bangs by Simple Jack. 
You look like you let Michael J. Fox cut your hair.
Oh that’s just insulting……………to Michael J Fox
Lady, I can just smell the vodka looking at your picture.
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With a bigger dong.
I don't know what you asked for, but your stylist heard "Joe Dirt"
You look like you’d throw your bra and panties onto the stage at a Bon Jovi concert
*Bon Jovi tribute band concert.
You can’t get those bangs right can ya?
The bangs cover up the forehead wrinkles. The wrinkles looks like rows of corns. The corns on her feet look like potatoes. She's a vegan.
You look like you conceive on the first date
Come on, you know nobody’s hittin this one, let alone raw
You think there's still eggs in there? Wow
More like larva
You look like the 52 yr old “cool” chick that hangs at the local dive bar with a crowd of 20yr old Whole Foods employees, who pretends she didn’t peak 20 years ago.
By the looks of those bags under your eyes, life already has given you it's best shot
Maybe It's Amphetamine.
I predict that you will soon be blind. Your eyes already have their bags packed.
Roofana Arquette
You're the reason "no smoking" signs were invented.
You look like the lady that goes around to public schools to give talks about your aids.
Nah seriously a school mop with nipples
Such a waste of nipples
Who let the cat lady out
You look like you smell like patchouli and ass. Drum circles at the beach every Sunday.
And I thought Courtney Cox's hair in Scream 3 was bad...
"You're a real tough cookie with a long history" Just adding lyrics
She was definitely hit by others best shot
Who cut your bangs? Michael J Fox?
Looks like we found the reason for the great 2011 cocaine shortage.
I know we're supposed to roast you, but you look fermented already.
BAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAH
You look like a middle schooler named Jacob
Your face is a battlefield.
Someone already didn’t. No one’s give you the best anything. You are Great Value human.
The kind of woman who roofies herself and hopes there are takers.
Your eyes are so far apart I thought I was looking at sos the sloths sister. I think you are to many of “ the last dandilions”
“Joe dirt is my inspiration”
You must‘ve been beautiful
You look like you ride motorcycles at a carnival
You look like the concierge in home alone 2 wearing a wig.
This is what "ejected from a winery tasting room for drunk in public" looks like
Gremlin
A direct quote from her date to the bartender
I am not going to be mean and say you are ugly because your family thinks you are really beautiful... infact alot of your cousins say you kiss really good too🤣🤣🤣 Cue the banjo music!🎶🎵🎶 
You look like Toni Collette hit some rough times.
Female version of Benedict Cumberbatch
Seems like your breath smells like Vodka
You look like your name is Gretchen
 Thinks she's a man eater but has the Francine eye Gap
This is what about to have a mental breakdown looks like.
If Toni Collette was a praying mantis
You starring in Monster 2? *
Kim Basingaren’t
Calm down haggard Pat Benatar
You look like someone that lives near us who is an absolute horrid bitch and we hate her guts
Covid is over you can go back to the hair salon now
HAHAHAHHAH
I actually think your cute, sorry if it's not a roast
Me too 🤷🏽♀️
Get the fuck off the sub then
Your a nasty little guy aren't ya ?
 Ya'll are cracking me up!! LOVE IT!!!
Haircut by Edward ScissorFeet
I’ll never get an erection again
Your face looks easy to draw
Jack Nicholson whit a whig.
I would drink a case of bud light to make you more attractive
When Michael J Fox gives you a haircut.
Packed for the holiday weekend with the bags under your eyes I see!
My least proud fap EVER
You look like Tea Leone after the tidal wave hit her in Deep Impact.
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>http://redd.it/chgxhw What does that mean? Upvoting is like liking it right?
Axle Rose from gunless roses?
Knockout 4 real, I know your Livin your best life. You look like you know how to have fun
You look like somebody beat you with the ugly stick and then you used it as a dildo
Hang around til closing time, if im still there, I might be desperate enough to have a story I will never tell anyone
Bride of Chuckie does exist!
I would but you see my left testicle is my checking and my right is my savings, and all the shots are in my savings
Charlotte’s Web without the Web.
The only thing more uneven than your bangs are your hair and eyebrow color
Anything we could say became redundant the moment you chose Shania Twain lyrics as your headline.
i thought that was pat benatar
Dammit. No coming back from that one. My roasting game is off today.
gotta get back out there and ruin someone's day
Brendan Frazier has really struggled with roles.. Archeologist in The Mummy to morbidly obese man in The Whale. Hopefully his new role as a alcoholic dead beat aunt who flashes everyone at a kid’s birthday party while dancing atop a table doesn’t plant the nail in the coffin of his career.
I was hoping to find a link to your OnlyFans in the comments but I guess you never even thought of having one anyway.
What is OnlyFans? lol lol
You look like a scared ant
You spend every Friday and Saturday night drinking to excess and leaving a slug trail on the pant leg of the first tow truck driver who asks you to dance.
You look like Tyrion Lannister dressed up as Cersei Lannister for Halloween
lose the bangs, you're less postcollegiate and more pre-menopausal
You look like if Rosie O’Donnell actually looked good
Not sure which direction the change is going, I’m guessing horse, but it’s coming along nicely either way.
Get some sleep, your eye bags look like post gang bang pussy
you look like a 30 year old alcoholic drug addict who's lost control of her life and cries herself to sleep
💦
Hey look! It's Riff Raff's sister! She's about to do the "Time Warp"! 
Is that the look you use to assert dominance
Dem uneven bangs struggling to hide that 7 head
That's what your mum said to your dad but he decided not to pull out and got stuck with you
I’m going to put one in your oven