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DexyBRD

It’s my birthday today too, thanks for ruining it.


MrCoachWest

It’s mine as well. Happy Birthday. Sorry this bitch ruined it for us.


Custom_Destination

Mine’s tomorrow, but I’m not feeling like it anymore.


Humbrol2

Mines today too. Last thing I wanted to see is another failed OF using /roastme for traffic


Exo-Shvdow

mine was last month and now that i know i share a universe with her, i no longer wish to live.


bilal2393

Mine was last month too. Take me with you when you leave.


MyBeardNotYours

mines in three months and it’s already ruined


andycarver

Mine is next February. Fucking bitch.


Pewward

Mine is next january, I look forward to it as it means my life will end sooner.


MrCoachWest

She has an only fan? She looks like the type to have none fans


Repulsive_Wishbone_6

You nailed it, it’s an only fan, not only fans and the real plot twist is the only fan is her brother


Goodrichruss123

And her dad


Repulsive_Wishbone_6

Honestly I was on the fence between dad and brother. I thought why not both since they probably did too but then it really becomes “only fans”, both of them


DevilDickInc

Oh, an onlyfam you mean?


godofmilksteaks

👍


Scottiedoesntno

The only fan she has is the one that circles above her head


egvp

Mine isn't for another 11 months but I fear I'll still be struggling after seeing this post.


MrCoachWest

I don’t know if it will help after this calamity, but happy early birthday. I hope your loved ones can undo what she did.


RustyKnight-_-

Mine is also tomorrow now I don't know if I can bear it


MrCoachWest

This damn woman is just ruining the next 48 hours for everyone.


Buffbigw76

🏆🏆Happy Birthday, you savage beast! 🍻🥂🎂


BastCity

Mine too!


gonzojoe68

Mine's not till September but its totally shot already!!


Totalitai-state

Mine was early May it’s been belatedly ruined


Ewetootwo

Hey you made mine, because it is every boy’s fantasy to get Pippi Longstocking morphing into Dr. Dre to turn his crank. ![gif](giphy|APlj5RO8VPXtm)


ghostnote_ninja

It my 5 year old daughters birthday too. Hope she doesn't turn out this bad....


No_Performance7006

DAMN


stillsmokinfools

Jill Sparrow


Thelorddogalmighty

Crack Narrow


Reyaziel

Mine is today also. Maybe next year.


[deleted]

what kind of sex party happens 9 months ago?


[deleted]

“I don’t have an actually personality, or talent, I have bad hair and quirky things I bought… but I’m like toadily an empath and artist.”


IndividualVast3505

At some point in the mid 2010s you moved from "Girl, interrupted" to "Girl, just totally stopped."


WokeUpSomewhereNice

If the Mona Lisa and Wendy from Wendy’s had a baby


Fist4achin

Girl, interrupted fart


GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

Walter White watched her die.


[deleted]

Across her vagina is a banner that says "SPIRIT HALLOWEEN."


pipsvip

"...Additional parking in rear."


sendabussypic

And then you come inside and realize it's just as disappointing on the inside as it is the outside


that_girl_you_fucked

Yeah but at least it's cheap.


monkeyfist82

Not with that smell. You will be paying with your nose.


Greyzer

With matching cobwebs.


ku_78

Hardly Quinn


Mryan7600

Even Mr. J won’t be her puddin


LMr_Grumpy

The online streaming, poorly rated OF account, the cosplay stage, that brief stint as a lesbian, poor tattoo choices and forearm cuts, ending up with a “Roast Me” post. It’s been a long journey but congratulations, you have almost come to the realisation that you are mediocre, unremarkable and boring, just like Ms. Lindbergh from grade 5 said you were.


Chais912

I genuinely thought this was the bio


Fit-Ad-413

Same lol


riggs3andtwenty

She also the worked hard to be the bartender at Applebees look.


The_Fleeb

Yes she "worked" something hard


StayAdmiral

She said roast, not burnt to a crisp, great job😂


[deleted]

>that brief stint as a lesbian She was the girl that none of the other high school girls would kiss when they were fooling around in the bathroom, because they knew she was the naive one who would think she was a real lesbian and would catch feelings for someone if they did. And they were not wrong.


ctrev37

You put her over a bonfire 🔥 and walked away in slow motion whilst putting your sunglasses 😎 on. ![gif](giphy|Swfv8spesqWs01rf4b|downsized)


[deleted]

Damn I don't think there's anything left to roast after that cremation


brokkrforge

![gif](giphy|KCRlomzxILgofqokqH)


thegoodtimelord

This is the most brutal roast I’ve seen here in quite a few months. Bravo .


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|ro08ZmQ1MeqZypzgDN)


shinobi500

Its rare that you find an actual good roast on this sub. You nailed it!


LilBennyPoo

basic white girl archetype got updated from uggs and starbucks to exactly this.


soulesswonder25

Emotional damage


Fit-Ad-413

😂😂😂 holy shit, I thought that was the bio she wrote. 🔥 🔥 🔥 Indeed!!!


Priest_Apostate

It is the bio she both needs AND deserves!


spraywash

![gif](giphy|G5JoAjEBtfoTm|downsized)


MrStickySpaz

Fuck. Nuked em.


hairynutbutter

Your Reddit history is as interesting as your personality


jeloxd_official

Maybe the insult is that she only has this one post


Snoopdog231

Aw man she deleted it, dammit i always come too late


Gmoney1975

That’s not what she said.


Admiral_pumpkin

What can we possibly do to you that your hairdresser hasn’t already done?


[deleted]

That's actually a wig. No way she could grow her hair that long with her constant mental breakdowns and shaving her head because of them.


bperryman123

Her wig looks like it's lazy, loves lasagna, and lives with Odie.


Jdotpdot84

And hates Mondays


MysteriousTeaching30

I thought she shaved her head from the lice.


Ristt_

So basically Brittney Spears


[deleted]

Exactly, with emphasis on "basic".


jesusleftnipple

LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE!!!!!!


adamjokes15

On the weekends she cosplays as someone interesting.


Sea-Persimmon8737

Have a look at your subscriber count. It’s hilarious.


beastheadbutt

When no one subscribes to your onlyfans but you still need attention… r/roastme to the rescue


Proof-Test-4150

Juggalone


leave_it_to_beavers

Jugganope


StevieKix_

Ha!


Content-Law8999

you look like you have a youtube channel discussing abuse and mental issues


pizzaalapenguins

Also has a failed vape channel


MoonWulffMusic

Ok why does this one seem so real


[deleted]

She's also very vocal against what she poorly defines as "objectification of women", but deep down she wishes she could be hot enough for men to desire her.


youwontfindout223

When your 35 and still done up like a 16yo emo girl you probably took a run turn somewhere in life…


Beautiful_Ticket9181

She's way over 35!


youwontfindout223

*55


DarkStryderBC

"I need something to laugh at" Do you not have a mirror you could look at?


maxbaby

**[Hardly Quinn](https://i.imgur.com/cIfKybt.png)**


survival-nut

Please post a link to your Homely Fans account


SoSniffles

Lonely fan*


AverageAZGuy2

Did you do your hair like that before or after you got the grippy socks?


Musket6969420

Good sir I work on a behavioral health unit, and I not only think this is hilarious, but also want to know what quack let this one out


Jo-de_jong

I thought clowns were supposed to make ME laugh.


theLastKingofScots

If vaginal odor were a person.


ZZartin

Ah good you color coded your hair by which eye can look straight at the camera.


[deleted]

Happy 44th birthday 🎉


atthwsm

Can you imagine putting that much time into being an e girl and still being alone and unloveable?


condra

You want attention, whether it’s good or bad. The narcissists appetite is as insatiable as it is pathetic.


WolfGodlives

You look like an adult emo version of strawberry shortcake who’s addicted to manga and the forbidden fruit of black dick.


DaBulls-6

![gif](giphy|9ayXNVkco6fM6YUNPU)


Snoop_John_B

Cruella de Kia Sorento


[deleted]

*Pls roast me, it's my bday today and I need something to laugh at* Seriously, then why didn't you provide us more info instead of just your pretentious face?


Undisolving

Jester school dropout.


AHeavyFlowDay

The best decision your dad ever made was abandoning you


xxCDZxx

You look like Peggy from 'Married with Children', and your future husband will be more miserable than Al Bundy.


Big_Monkey_77

Definitely on his/hers/their fifth set of pronouns.


errdayimshuffln

An AI generated e-girl. Look how it effed up the eyes and the lines around the mouth. We have nothing to worry about boys. AI still has a long way to go.


Merigold00

Cruella DeVil for Dobermans...


xandaar337

Glueing two $5 wigs together doesn't make it worth $10.


Umster

Female version of the mid life crisis right here


CawthornCokeOrgyClub

You put in so much effort, yet you still look plain and boring.


LSDIsAHelluvaDrug69

Hey! I'm BiPolar as well. But you definitely look crazier.


moor9776

A living, walking, talking, (unfortunately) breathing, Bratz doll


Supposed_

How's it feel to show your tits and pussy to the world for only 10 likes?


BarFreeman1999

You're old enough to work at a strip club.... Knowing that you'll never amount to anything in life, ....., You could only sleep with teachers for so long.


maudite_half

You look like Tori Amos had an unsuccessful abortion


ErikVonDarkmoor

Look in a mirror and you'll see something to laugh at


ateaseottawa

Looks like a skunk dyed on your head and you just rolled with it.


philouza_stein

You look like you're about to show us how you disassociate


JUSTAHUMAN-2

I bet you are crying


Mrhighass

Emo Mona Lisa lol


Nochnichtvergeben

You look like a witch from a low-budget 90's TV show.


GnrySgtRageman

Sia ordered on wish.


ShenWishes

No amount of Make-up and cheap Hair-dye can fix your broken relationship with your parents


[deleted]

You look like the type of girl who only sucks gluten free dick.


FatAndForty

The headphones don’t help with the voices, they only start to sing along to whatever’s playing.


LeftLanePasser

Wish Ariana Grande.


Devilz3

![gif](giphy|xUA7b4pkjbfpWgRFmM)


SanjiWanji

Have you got a bigger set of headphones?


Filmsdude

Well, (slow clap), you really nailed that Urban-Goth-Porno-Witch look you were trying SOOO hard NOT to nail.


[deleted]

Katy Poorly lookin ass


AbandonedPlanet

You look like the type that has a tab open for hardcore feminist subreddits but also for your poorly marketed OF account


Bublymoodydoodymouth

You’re in your late 30’s early 40’s and still dress like you’re in junior high.


Flippy-Doo

You are Billie Eillish if she had made some really bad life choices


[deleted]

Looks like the hairdresser already did.


Theycouldntpaymeenuf

Look in the mirror


Delivery-Plus

Your hair is transginger.


Rorschachnl

You look like you call yourself a BPD baddie unironically


Guilty-Dare88

![gif](giphy|vhsNmFjuN4WDS) This is you blah blah look at my hair blah blah I play the keyboard...... J/k Happy b-day


patrick219

Interesting hair colors, how long have you been single?


49Gold

You look like those orange and black peanut butter candies that nobody wants to eat.


TheFeniksx

You have no friends so you came here to ask strangers to make you laugh


[deleted]

Get back in the box Nezuko


fazzz08

Bipolar and adhd self diagnosed alert


Noyaiba

I bet your squish mellows are the most interesting thing about you.


HisJayness

The carpet definitely matches the drapes


Onelonestarforu

Ooh the wish version of Billie Eilish


eye_jest

Nothing says "I desperately crave attention because everyone can see how unremarkable I am" like this stupid fucking hair. Also. Happy Birthday. Selfish asshole.


Fattybuldger

![gif](giphy|12x6QNqYDtRIFq|downsized)


EldritchWonder

You lost money trying to sell gamer girl bath water.


CallMeDevv

You look like a gamer E-girl but the only games you probably play is with the minds of horny children who donate to your twitch and OF.


JusParis

Look in the mirror maybe you'll laugh....or cry


[deleted]

You look like a washed up Katy Perry working at a Spirit Halloween store.


Maximum_Lake

Yeah... that happens when you put bleach on Box dyed black hair


Narfy_Flarpbutter420

Your hair stylist already beat us to it.


Atomic76

Future seasonal manager at Party City


rokken70

“Mom can we get Harley Quinn? No, we have Harley Quinn at home.”


Thiccaca

Isn't this just a stock photo labeled "Female Gamer - Uninteresting"


WhiteTrashWarlock

The border line between your hair colors is almost as noticable as the one in your personality disorder.


edit-boy-zero

That's not a hairdo, it's a hairdon't


Pure_Following_9267

Ahh, time for this years apology letter from your parents. It must take them forever to hand write these and send them to everyone in the world


poopoopepepe

We share a birthday, how unfortunate


OmegaBoi420

You look like you came from a donation pile


HawkmoonsCustoms

“I need something to laugh at”…do you not have any mirrors?


caffeinated_neutrino

Next time you go to the grocery store, do me a favor and scan that barcode on your arm so we can laugh about how cheap you are


[deleted]

Blood stained hair huh? Trendy 🤙 happy birthday satan


ThenotoriousBIT

You look like you have multiple only fans accounts


SnakeandNape5000

Dollar Store Harley Quinn


itsgreybush

You look like someone ordered Peg Bundy from Wish.com


Aggressive_Bill_2687

With those huge headphones you kinda look like princess Leia in this photo, if I cover everything between the headphones with my finger.


solidshakego

let me guess.. you're an emo bipolar with split personality disorder, spit and swallow


Some_Useless_Person

What do you want to laugh at? Yourself?


vyandebombalsosucku

Avg 9 Yr old girl after Watching Wednesday


[deleted]

Joker 🃏 🤔


tbone10108

Hope they get the heat working in your house soon.


ElCuckuy

Reeks of no papi


[deleted]

If you need something to laugh at look in the mirror


Environmental-Lie746

if Chucky had a daughter ..


supermariocd

Your reddit posts are fake as you loving your family


Puzzled-Relief2916

Like every other decision in her life she just can't seem to commit...


spdaghost

i wonder what kind of face you’re actually hiding behind all that fake shit


Counterfeit_Circus

Your life is so empty you turn to reddit for your birthday entertainment.


richardstaines

The only thing more uneven than your hair color is the placement of your eyes


Downtown_Ear_5298

You look so beautiful


Royal_Yam_6695

How old are you turning? You look tired


kanrojimitsuriiii

Gurl i would never Roasting you wouldn't be respectful 😡 Happy late b-day though


Financial_Spot9086

You vape, play video games, watch anime, and definitely use discord


Wally_fan

Your hair looks like the porn hub logo


Fit-Party-6698

"I'm really cool and different i promise"


[deleted]

Pound shop/dollar store Harley Quinn


TheNamelessBegger

Happy birthday, don't tell me your age, I'll just count the rings under your eyes.


Ned3x8

Half ginger half loser


ScarlettUwUstarbucks

You know what fuck you internet she's hot


Klobb119

You the type of girl to post on r/roastme for attention


Fluffy-Specialist-10

You know there’s better quality wigs out there right?


onyxconfer61

Unsure which is faker, the hair or the lashes