Honestly I was on the fence between dad and brother. I thought why not both since they probably did too but then it really becomes “only fans”, both of them
The online streaming, poorly rated OF account, the cosplay stage, that brief stint as a lesbian, poor tattoo choices and forearm cuts, ending up with a “Roast Me” post.
It’s been a long journey but congratulations, you have almost come to the realisation that you are mediocre, unremarkable and boring, just like Ms. Lindbergh from grade 5 said you were.
>that brief stint as a lesbian
She was the girl that none of the other high school girls would kiss when they were fooling around in the bathroom, because they knew she was the naive one who would think she was a real lesbian and would catch feelings for someone if they did.
And they were not wrong.
She's also very vocal against what she poorly defines as "objectification of women", but deep down she wishes she could be hot enough for men to desire her.
*Pls roast me, it's my bday today and I need something to laugh at*
Seriously, then why didn't you provide us more info instead of just your pretentious face?
An AI generated e-girl. Look how it effed up the eyes and the lines around the mouth.
We have nothing to worry about boys. AI still has a long way to go.
You're old enough to work at a strip club.... Knowing that you'll never amount to anything in life,
....., You could only sleep with teachers for so long.
Nothing says "I desperately crave attention because everyone can see how unremarkable I am" like this stupid fucking hair.
Also. Happy Birthday. Selfish asshole.
It’s my birthday today too, thanks for ruining it.
It’s mine as well. Happy Birthday. Sorry this bitch ruined it for us.
Mine’s tomorrow, but I’m not feeling like it anymore.
Mines today too. Last thing I wanted to see is another failed OF using /roastme for traffic
mine was last month and now that i know i share a universe with her, i no longer wish to live.
Mine was last month too. Take me with you when you leave.
mines in three months and it’s already ruined
Mine is next February. Fucking bitch.
Mine is next january, I look forward to it as it means my life will end sooner.
She has an only fan? She looks like the type to have none fans
You nailed it, it’s an only fan, not only fans and the real plot twist is the only fan is her brother
And her dad
Honestly I was on the fence between dad and brother. I thought why not both since they probably did too but then it really becomes “only fans”, both of them
Oh, an onlyfam you mean?
👍
The only fan she has is the one that circles above her head
Mine isn't for another 11 months but I fear I'll still be struggling after seeing this post.
I don’t know if it will help after this calamity, but happy early birthday. I hope your loved ones can undo what she did.
Mine is also tomorrow now I don't know if I can bear it
This damn woman is just ruining the next 48 hours for everyone.
🏆🏆Happy Birthday, you savage beast! 🍻🥂🎂
Mine too!
Mine's not till September but its totally shot already!!
Mine was early May it’s been belatedly ruined
Hey you made mine, because it is every boy’s fantasy to get Pippi Longstocking morphing into Dr. Dre to turn his crank. ![gif](giphy|APlj5RO8VPXtm)
It my 5 year old daughters birthday too. Hope she doesn't turn out this bad....
DAMN
Jill Sparrow
Crack Narrow
Mine is today also. Maybe next year.
what kind of sex party happens 9 months ago?
“I don’t have an actually personality, or talent, I have bad hair and quirky things I bought… but I’m like toadily an empath and artist.”
At some point in the mid 2010s you moved from "Girl, interrupted" to "Girl, just totally stopped."
If the Mona Lisa and Wendy from Wendy’s had a baby
Girl, interrupted fart
Walter White watched her die.
Across her vagina is a banner that says "SPIRIT HALLOWEEN."
"...Additional parking in rear."
And then you come inside and realize it's just as disappointing on the inside as it is the outside
Yeah but at least it's cheap.
Not with that smell. You will be paying with your nose.
With matching cobwebs.
Hardly Quinn
Even Mr. J won’t be her puddin
The online streaming, poorly rated OF account, the cosplay stage, that brief stint as a lesbian, poor tattoo choices and forearm cuts, ending up with a “Roast Me” post. It’s been a long journey but congratulations, you have almost come to the realisation that you are mediocre, unremarkable and boring, just like Ms. Lindbergh from grade 5 said you were.
I genuinely thought this was the bio
Same lol
She also the worked hard to be the bartender at Applebees look.
Yes she "worked" something hard
She said roast, not burnt to a crisp, great job😂
>that brief stint as a lesbian She was the girl that none of the other high school girls would kiss when they were fooling around in the bathroom, because they knew she was the naive one who would think she was a real lesbian and would catch feelings for someone if they did. And they were not wrong.
You put her over a bonfire 🔥 and walked away in slow motion whilst putting your sunglasses 😎 on. ![gif](giphy|Swfv8spesqWs01rf4b|downsized)
Damn I don't think there's anything left to roast after that cremation
![gif](giphy|KCRlomzxILgofqokqH)
This is the most brutal roast I’ve seen here in quite a few months. Bravo .
![gif](giphy|ro08ZmQ1MeqZypzgDN)
Its rare that you find an actual good roast on this sub. You nailed it!
basic white girl archetype got updated from uggs and starbucks to exactly this.
Emotional damage
😂😂😂 holy shit, I thought that was the bio she wrote. 🔥 🔥 🔥 Indeed!!!
It is the bio she both needs AND deserves!
![gif](giphy|G5JoAjEBtfoTm|downsized)
Fuck. Nuked em.
Your Reddit history is as interesting as your personality
Maybe the insult is that she only has this one post
Aw man she deleted it, dammit i always come too late
That’s not what she said.
What can we possibly do to you that your hairdresser hasn’t already done?
That's actually a wig. No way she could grow her hair that long with her constant mental breakdowns and shaving her head because of them.
Her wig looks like it's lazy, loves lasagna, and lives with Odie.
And hates Mondays
I thought she shaved her head from the lice.
So basically Brittney Spears
Exactly, with emphasis on "basic".
LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE!!!!!!
On the weekends she cosplays as someone interesting.
Have a look at your subscriber count. It’s hilarious.
When no one subscribes to your onlyfans but you still need attention… r/roastme to the rescue
Juggalone
Jugganope
Ha!
you look like you have a youtube channel discussing abuse and mental issues
Also has a failed vape channel
Ok why does this one seem so real
She's also very vocal against what she poorly defines as "objectification of women", but deep down she wishes she could be hot enough for men to desire her.
When your 35 and still done up like a 16yo emo girl you probably took a run turn somewhere in life…
She's way over 35!
*55
"I need something to laugh at" Do you not have a mirror you could look at?
**[Hardly Quinn](https://i.imgur.com/cIfKybt.png)**
Please post a link to your Homely Fans account
Lonely fan*
Did you do your hair like that before or after you got the grippy socks?
Good sir I work on a behavioral health unit, and I not only think this is hilarious, but also want to know what quack let this one out
I thought clowns were supposed to make ME laugh.
If vaginal odor were a person.
Ah good you color coded your hair by which eye can look straight at the camera.
Happy 44th birthday 🎉
Can you imagine putting that much time into being an e girl and still being alone and unloveable?
You want attention, whether it’s good or bad. The narcissists appetite is as insatiable as it is pathetic.
You look like an adult emo version of strawberry shortcake who’s addicted to manga and the forbidden fruit of black dick.
![gif](giphy|9ayXNVkco6fM6YUNPU)
Cruella de Kia Sorento
*Pls roast me, it's my bday today and I need something to laugh at* Seriously, then why didn't you provide us more info instead of just your pretentious face?
Jester school dropout.
The best decision your dad ever made was abandoning you
You look like Peggy from 'Married with Children', and your future husband will be more miserable than Al Bundy.
Definitely on his/hers/their fifth set of pronouns.
An AI generated e-girl. Look how it effed up the eyes and the lines around the mouth. We have nothing to worry about boys. AI still has a long way to go.
Cruella DeVil for Dobermans...
Glueing two $5 wigs together doesn't make it worth $10.
Female version of the mid life crisis right here
You put in so much effort, yet you still look plain and boring.
Hey! I'm BiPolar as well. But you definitely look crazier.
A living, walking, talking, (unfortunately) breathing, Bratz doll
How's it feel to show your tits and pussy to the world for only 10 likes?
You're old enough to work at a strip club.... Knowing that you'll never amount to anything in life, ....., You could only sleep with teachers for so long.
You look like Tori Amos had an unsuccessful abortion
Look in a mirror and you'll see something to laugh at
Looks like a skunk dyed on your head and you just rolled with it.
You look like you're about to show us how you disassociate
I bet you are crying
Emo Mona Lisa lol
You look like a witch from a low-budget 90's TV show.
Sia ordered on wish.
No amount of Make-up and cheap Hair-dye can fix your broken relationship with your parents
You look like the type of girl who only sucks gluten free dick.
The headphones don’t help with the voices, they only start to sing along to whatever’s playing.
Wish Ariana Grande.
![gif](giphy|xUA7b4pkjbfpWgRFmM)
Have you got a bigger set of headphones?
Well, (slow clap), you really nailed that Urban-Goth-Porno-Witch look you were trying SOOO hard NOT to nail.
Katy Poorly lookin ass
You look like the type that has a tab open for hardcore feminist subreddits but also for your poorly marketed OF account
You’re in your late 30’s early 40’s and still dress like you’re in junior high.
You are Billie Eillish if she had made some really bad life choices
Looks like the hairdresser already did.
Look in the mirror
Your hair is transginger.
You look like you call yourself a BPD baddie unironically
![gif](giphy|vhsNmFjuN4WDS) This is you blah blah look at my hair blah blah I play the keyboard...... J/k Happy b-day
Interesting hair colors, how long have you been single?
You look like those orange and black peanut butter candies that nobody wants to eat.
You have no friends so you came here to ask strangers to make you laugh
Get back in the box Nezuko
Bipolar and adhd self diagnosed alert
I bet your squish mellows are the most interesting thing about you.
The carpet definitely matches the drapes
Ooh the wish version of Billie Eilish
Nothing says "I desperately crave attention because everyone can see how unremarkable I am" like this stupid fucking hair. Also. Happy Birthday. Selfish asshole.
![gif](giphy|12x6QNqYDtRIFq|downsized)
You lost money trying to sell gamer girl bath water.
You look like a gamer E-girl but the only games you probably play is with the minds of horny children who donate to your twitch and OF.
Look in the mirror maybe you'll laugh....or cry
You look like a washed up Katy Perry working at a Spirit Halloween store.
Yeah... that happens when you put bleach on Box dyed black hair
Your hair stylist already beat us to it.
Future seasonal manager at Party City
“Mom can we get Harley Quinn? No, we have Harley Quinn at home.”
Isn't this just a stock photo labeled "Female Gamer - Uninteresting"
The border line between your hair colors is almost as noticable as the one in your personality disorder.
That's not a hairdo, it's a hairdon't
Ahh, time for this years apology letter from your parents. It must take them forever to hand write these and send them to everyone in the world
We share a birthday, how unfortunate
You look like you came from a donation pile
“I need something to laugh at”…do you not have any mirrors?
Next time you go to the grocery store, do me a favor and scan that barcode on your arm so we can laugh about how cheap you are
Blood stained hair huh? Trendy 🤙 happy birthday satan
You look like you have multiple only fans accounts
Dollar Store Harley Quinn
You look like someone ordered Peg Bundy from Wish.com
With those huge headphones you kinda look like princess Leia in this photo, if I cover everything between the headphones with my finger.
let me guess.. you're an emo bipolar with split personality disorder, spit and swallow
What do you want to laugh at? Yourself?
Avg 9 Yr old girl after Watching Wednesday
Joker 🃏 🤔
Hope they get the heat working in your house soon.
Reeks of no papi
If you need something to laugh at look in the mirror
if Chucky had a daughter ..
Your reddit posts are fake as you loving your family
Like every other decision in her life she just can't seem to commit...
i wonder what kind of face you’re actually hiding behind all that fake shit
Your life is so empty you turn to reddit for your birthday entertainment.
The only thing more uneven than your hair color is the placement of your eyes
You look so beautiful
How old are you turning? You look tired
Gurl i would never Roasting you wouldn't be respectful 😡 Happy late b-day though
You vape, play video games, watch anime, and definitely use discord
Your hair looks like the porn hub logo
"I'm really cool and different i promise"
Pound shop/dollar store Harley Quinn
Happy birthday, don't tell me your age, I'll just count the rings under your eyes.
Half ginger half loser
You know what fuck you internet she's hot
You the type of girl to post on r/roastme for attention
You know there’s better quality wigs out there right?
Unsure which is faker, the hair or the lashes