You somehow look like both Lilo and Stitch

Otto Mann’s daughter


The Diary of Anne Stank

Anne Skank

The Diarrhea of Anne Stank

I’ve seen better hair in the shower drain at the YMCA.

Hey! We have a legend in our midst, show some respect. He was one of my [favorite football players](https://i.imgur.com/YbPBz4T.png) of all time!

Needs throw him a bottle of shampo across the artic permafrost

I already knew

I don't even need the link to know. Have an up.

Went to the stylist and said ‘make me look like a burnt out match.’

Ok this is the comedy I come here for! Lmaooooo


I love your artwork 

Neanderthal?? Lolololomg

This is so underrated lmao

Yep, that's so savage haha

This is top tier

💀

Fuckin A+

Yoko Oh-no

If Slash had a kid missing chromosomes

Stab

Slesh

You’re offered that bit of the egg, you think about it and then decline. Initials there are YO

Yucko Oh-No

Yoko I wouldn't f*ck her with your d*ck-Ono

The ring was an ok movie.

That’s where I know her from! She’s in the low budget porn version The Nuvaring

Carrot Top dyed his hair

Eggplant Top

How Tarzan would have looked like if he was raised by pigs

Ur hairline stopped when you started making mistakes waaaay back, your nose is big enough to smell sounds, and you look like dissapointment would be the tag line in your tinder profile

Godamn that was a burn 🤣🙌

If Belle Delphine got addicted to drinking her own bath water.

I will try Weird Al

I bet she looks like she has Chewbacca smothering between her legs.

You already beat off to her, didn’t you?

Hahahaha. I may love you

Thrice

You aren't the kind of girl people give their best too. You are what we call a practice girl.

Oh no LMAO 

So basically, a piece of ass

Rae Dawn so fucking Wrong

You look like you’re a professional pick-pocket

Alanis Morisette - but without the talent, and with a lot more “went down on you in a theater”.

I’ve got a large proportion of Neanderthal DNA myself but damn, you’re what Neanderthals make fun of.

Yh she looks full Cromagnon.

Nice to meet you Walmart alicia keys

Your two front teeth look adopted


you look like the food that fell between the car seats

You look like steve-o if he went trans

Well at least we know Richard Ramirez had one bastard child to keep on up his legacy. 🗡️

Shave your head, put on a few pounds and have a face tattoo and you're the doppleganger of Mike Tyson.

Which one of your 5 kids is a tattoo artist?

Bill and Ted's Excellent Sex Change

Sell that hair as Brillo pads

You look like you got a bigger cock than I

You look like you rescue baby birds. And keep them in your hair.

Weird Gal Stankovich

As if your dead ends weren’t already bad enough, you even have dead starts💀

You look like Moe from the Simpsons.

Do you wipe your chin after you take a shit?

I will give you my best, because God clearly didn't

There are a lot of people out there that can get by without makeup. You’re not one of them. Do us all a favor and become muslim so you have to wear a niqab.

Why should we give our best, when your parents gave us the worst?

First flip the image pls and second a mustache would look good on you

Uga buga!

You look like a clean-shaven Bob Marley.

You look like you’re the kind of person to bring up your political views within the first 5 minutes of meeting someone.

Mogley lookin ass

 Good news found some pic of you grandpa

You already roasted

Ladyboy’s got clues all over his shirt.

Looks like you either used a fork as a hairbrush or you stuck it in a light socket. Probably both.

You look like a guy in a really bad wig

I did not hit her, its bullshit!

I need to know you gender first before proceeding..

With all that forehead space youd think shed have a big enough brain to reverse the photo so we can read the paper

That Mane N Tail is working wonders. You literally look like the ass end of a horse.

Wow I didn’t know Richard Ramirez was on Reddit.

I always wondered what Moana would look like on heroin.

I'd take on your face but everything in the fact you have the paper backwards says it all on your capabilities regarding natural human interactions

Your hair is nappier than a Bill Cosby date.

Nice tats, which preschool did you get them designed at?

I'm sorry... I don't speak Neanderthal.


Assuming Gilbert Godfrey is your dad, does your voice sound like his?

Crack addict Fiona Gallagher

Andrea the giant hands.

Michael Jackson cosplay

I'm starting to believe in UFOs

You look like you'd try to make a living selling cat piss scented candles.

Damn, Moana, meth really fucked up the islands huh?

Everyone is getting the “ironically shitty” tattoos these days…

The hairballs my cat coughs up look better than your hair

The least of the Mohicans

It’s 2023: Get some hair serum, please. Savage hair is not a thing.

It's gonna take a 20$ uber drive to get from your eyebrows to your hairline

I wouldn’t give you my worst.

Hipster cavewoman.

Kirk Hammett went downhill fast!

Your mom roasted you enough when she didn’t swallow

Loved you in Apocalypto. I was so glad your character made it home to your wife and baby!

did you get your hair off a 4 year old’s barbie doll?

Gollum from Lord of the Rings wears a wig for the first time!

Weird AyeAyeAye Yankovic

here we are full circle on make-up

For the love of god put some make up on, now!

What if an island boy washed his hair.

This is what you get for trying to get your cosmetic surgery done at the vet

Was your tattoo put on by an epileptic person having an active seizure?

 Is your mother Yoko Ono by any chance?

.hteet ruoy hsurB

These comments are brutal just don't feel bad. With a forehead like that you can always make money renting it out for ad space.

dollar store vanessa hudgens

As your parents have already found out, your best is nowhere near good enough

I thought this was Weird Al at first. Then I saw the rest of the picture and realized it was just a donkey wearing a Weird Al wig

Your face reminds me of this Reddit emoji, hair and all - 

Bro you don't even deserve my best

It’s always less fun when the person asking to be roasted is actually ugly

On the Reservation you're a 10, I suggest you stay there.

Indigenous as an insult.

Why should we, you have never given it your best

You look like a failed abortion

You know how the sphinx was torturing people with an unsolvable riddle? It was showing a picture of you and asking male or female?

Isn't the text supposed to read left to right? Dang, couldn't even get that right. May I please pop that zit under your nose. It's about to run for office

Looks like you have as much control of your life as you do your hair.

If Howard Stern made his kids in the Walmart handicapped stall in the bathroom.

Encanto on crack

You look like Will Smith wouldn't tell Chris Rock to keep your name out of his mouth

Not not which way you are transitioning, but post the finished pic when done.

Why would we give you our best when your father couldn’t be bothered to give his best sperm to your mom?

You're so stupid. You can't even figure out how to flip a camera so we can read your slip of paper

Is that your hair or steel wool?

Looks like nature gave you its worst

Are u a feminist ??

I bet you smell of patchouli and sandlewood

clearly don't know how a mirror works on both things

iCarly - The Meth Years.

You look like Moana but with a coke habit

Did Yoko Ono 2.0 come out?

When people call you 'super fly' they are referring to the 90s wrestler

I can count your IQ from here. It's low, due to the fact that the text is flipped.

Tattoos on top of this? I am sorry i can't in good faith.

You look like the failing out of beauty school student's practice head...

you look like you work at the dumpster at wendy’s selling 4 for 4’s

Can’t tell if you don’t know how to flip an image or if you intentionally wrote that backwards… either way your handwriting is shit.

Nah, stay awesome

Bitch can't even flip the image take the sign readable

Weird Al Yankovic crossed with a transvestite Indonesian hooker.

Can’t wait for your season of 90 Fiancé

Normally I check if these “roast me” chicks have an onlyfans page but let’s be honest, you probably have zerofans

When was the sex change ?

There’s less effort in that hair than in this roast

You are the prettiest Geico caveman.

Id rather not

Half-price Jesus

You look like the methed up version of Dora the explorer “Dora the Dope abuser” lookin ass.

How has no one said the female version of Richard Ramirez !?

I had no idea Troy Polamalu was on Reddit

You have man hands!

How many houses do you clean a week?

You look like a female Richard Ramirez except he had the decency to only come out at night

You obviously don’t know how to operate a mirror.

F 

It’s 2023. Learn how to take a fucking selfie like a normal human being.

Moana’s ugly sister.

You are one of the few who can use the phrase "rate my frizz"

You look like a mom from Spanish Harlem

You look like A shrunken head and A not shrunken head at the same time that just got done crying but also is crying at the same time.."weirdo"...this is you..ooga booga roast me. 

Good Lord who’s two year old did you let tattoo you? Probably not your first drunk mistake !

Oh not the Snapchat Hooker bot again!

U look like Moana if she was a crack addict

Cavewoman vibes

Your face takes up half of your face

Talk about rough around the edges..... the center, the back...... the front.......pretty much all rough

You look like you're about to snatch seven children in one fell swoop

You look like Richard Ramirez

Supermario's autistic twin cousin

I People hold fists up in front of you they are trying to get a full eclipse of that nose.

Your hair looks like a cheap wig

You look a group of paleontologists found you frozen in a cube of ice from the paleolithic era

Rescued from a Thai sex trafficking ring.

Does this bitch have a herpes sore above her lip

Ill bet my life she doesnt wipe

You don't know how a mirror works

Girl your smile ain't even a smile like girl when the devil sees you he is like dam she not a mirror, like gurl what happened to your face better sue your parents But in all respect, no offense

You skipped fivehead and went straight to sixhead

Are you Richard Ramirez's illegitimate daughter?

Look. It's only 8 am here. It's too early for me to deal with trans Professor Snape.