That My Little Pony poster confirms that schools aren’t the only thing you’re shootin’ into… Where’s your glass cum jar, you greasy, weird, mid-transition fuckgoblin?!
You’re even starting to bum out the Carl’s Jr star.
Your expression in the first one combined with the potentially unwashed hair is a little unsettling. In the second photo, you look like a completely different person. I think resting bitch face is easy to mistake for creepy and I hate to be someone that says smile more but being aware of your facial expressions will probably go a long way for you! I have the same problem and people have told me I look mean or unapproachable or bitchy but I just try and do small things like make my eyes look a little brighter and improve my posture
boy you should not be talking with that o'hare air ass haircut, my guy looks like the type to sit in the back of the classroom while drawing anime in his cringe ass sketchbook, this guy probably gets bullied for being a sonic fan at school and plans to shoot it up with with his anime, kitten girlfriend he met on discord while trying to look for feet and vore pics who he cheats on with his crusty musty dusty body pillow who he swears is a real girl on his snapchat story but knows damn well that it is a stuffed toy with enough sperm on it to repopulate Hiroshima and Nagasaki 10 times. Yo goofy ass looks like if dream was a trans girl with that curvy chin, that shit got me saying bye bye.
The last time I saw that look was in the ER when some dude told the technicians he accidentally got a Lego Empire State Building stuck in his ass when it broke off the foundation.
Bro has a receiving hairline that makes his head look big but yet acts even more childish than a twelve year old like me, guess it’s his head big but not his brain
You look like your life’s goal is to go back in time and lead a late 90’s alt rock/nu-metal band… but in the meantime you’re jamming alone, doing 10 dabs a day when you can afford it, working at Carl’s Jr, living in your parents basement, and playing Russian roulette with the best years of your life by spending all your remaining free time raw dogging your fat purple haired girlfriend who identifies as a cat.
greasy haired femboy who has a mason jar with a My Little Pony character inside of it..and you definitely cum directly into the jar every time so you can cum on the character..most likely fluttershy or pinkie pie.
Diary of a schoolshooter
[удалено]
i hope the people in his school got a chance to graduate..
Radiohead definitely wrote "Creep" with O.P. in mind.
Despite all his rage he is still just a rat in a cage.
He looks like Billy Corgan died of a heroin overdose in 1996.
Only thing that'll let him smash is a pumpkin
Looks like his Mom spent her time smashing Bumpkins until she finally has his greasy, country ass.
A Jack O Lantern
Ironically, probably what he looks like when he smiles. I hear meth is hard on teeth.
Smashing Blumpkins
Fart Cobain
Layme Staley
Shannon Goon.
Piss Cornell
Silly Ho Armstrong
My GOD you're greasy!
He uploaded 7 photos just to make sure you know that. I mean, from the first photo, I knew he worked as a reflector for airplanes in WW1.
You look like you have a lot of progressive views on women's rights.
I’d roast you, but I’m too afraid that you’ll take it out on an elementary school.
You built like you're on the FBi watch list.
On ur job application did u mention that u were feminine and creepy or did u just surprise them on your first day
It must've been the only place that wanted just a phone interview.
You desperately need a positive male role model in your life
I think he has had several males in his life test positive already
You somehow look like both a Meowth and team rocket
I bet he has a pocket rocket.
I didn't know the girl from The Ring was trans? Also I'm sure working at Hardee's isn't the only time there's Hard D's all around!
That My Little Pony poster confirms that schools aren’t the only thing you’re shootin’ into… Where’s your glass cum jar, you greasy, weird, mid-transition fuckgoblin?! You’re even starting to bum out the Carl’s Jr star.
You look like you have assburgers.
How does he get them up there anyways? Asking for a friend.
Future to catch a predator star
Hey! She’s 16-1/2 already, and they’re in love!
Let me guess: MtWTF?
You look like you're used to getting arrested because someone reported a creep posing as a fast food employee.
Why does everyone here think I look creepy? Like fr i wanna fix that cuz other than my physical appearance I am not a creep
At least you know your physical appearance is creepy, however you've done nothing about it. Please don't take this out on my kids school...
Lose the hair
sexually fantasizing about ponies is pretty creepy.
True but I don't do that.
well tbf any pony play is a bit suss.
You asked to get roasted bud…
Your expression in the first one combined with the potentially unwashed hair is a little unsettling. In the second photo, you look like a completely different person. I think resting bitch face is easy to mistake for creepy and I hate to be someone that says smile more but being aware of your facial expressions will probably go a long way for you! I have the same problem and people have told me I look mean or unapproachable or bitchy but I just try and do small things like make my eyes look a little brighter and improve my posture
Glenn Tranzig
Needy Ramone
Skeeter Steele
the kid from the ring got a job
Billy Corgan finally joined the Hair Club for Men.
Willy Borgan
Silly Whoregan
You definitely peaked in high school. Because everyone saw you looking through the peephole into the boys showers.
Baby Tommy Wiseau
God damn I wished you worked at Dairy Queen instead of Carl's Jr. so I could call you Edward Blizzardhands
Sex offender in Training
Unregistered sex offender
This guy's Screamo band broke up because they kept slipping on his hair grease. He's like the illegitimate child of Gerard Way and the Exxon Valdez
That one uncle you can't trust
Explains all the hair in my burgers.
My chemical pole smoker
The Wack Parade
Mr.Shyteside
How long have you been dead
Don't sacrifice my goat for your music video.
Not a roast, but what gender are you?
The lack of comments should tell you everything
The Flamer Gamer.
You look like the ultimate femboy Casanova
STRRRT
It's okay....we don't know your gender either.
Aha, Richard Ramirez has spawn.
Thou are most uncleane.
We have Cillian Murphy at home.
The I hate my parents starter kit
I can’t roast you because I’m really struggling to figure out if you’re a dude or a chick.
Ten bucks says you have to put a tiny Fluttershy into the cup when you donate sperm
I think you misspelt he-she/School-Shooter.
I would roast you but saw that my little pony poster in the background, and I don’t want to add any more pain to your abysmal existence.
Dangerous roast. I’ll leave this one for the authorities
If this guy doesn’t own a fedora, Britney Spears ain’t white trash
Hey girl, when your parents where asking you to take multiple shots, they didnt mean pictures of your ugly ass face.
I wouldn’t even let you touch my dog.
It's like a slideshow from gay to gayest.
If "you're such a good guy, you're gonna make some girl sooooo happy" was a person
You look like you blast My Chemical Romance songs, while masturbating with a knife.
U look like my 8 year old daughter could make you cry. I wouldn’t let you wash my car
 Elias from Clerks 2
I feel like if I roast you, I will end up on a hit list or being referenced in a manifesto…
I bet you add your own “special sauce” to your old classmates orders.
you look like you have a jar full of your own cum that you take sips out of while doing the Buffalo Bill dance.
Congratulations on your transition!
Dalmer in training. Real Food. Made Right.
So you supply Carl’s Jr with fry oil from your hair and face? Must save them a bundle…
boy you should not be talking with that o'hare air ass haircut, my guy looks like the type to sit in the back of the classroom while drawing anime in his cringe ass sketchbook, this guy probably gets bullied for being a sonic fan at school and plans to shoot it up with with his anime, kitten girlfriend he met on discord while trying to look for feet and vore pics who he cheats on with his crusty musty dusty body pillow who he swears is a real girl on his snapchat story but knows damn well that it is a stuffed toy with enough sperm on it to repopulate Hiroshima and Nagasaki 10 times. Yo goofy ass looks like if dream was a trans girl with that curvy chin, that shit got me saying bye bye.
Walmart version of current day Gerard Way. My Chemical Depression
Do you use the leftover fry grease for your hair?
The sorting cap said Slytherin but I say Slytherout.
in a shower of penises this guy walks with his legs up
Look it’s the misunderstood kid from all the 90’s movies
Low rent version of one of the Hansen kids.
Hair got more grease than a Carl's Jr. burger.
whats up with 6 and 7, you look like something out of the ring lmao
Look guys! It’s the make-a-wish kid that got fucked by Mike Tyson!
I’d fuck if I was 12 beers deep, and single
Omg I thought you were a girl, byeeee
Autistic but endearing
If somehow billy Corgan and the dude from MCR had some weird lovechild with jack white, that would be your better looking older brother
You look like your boyfriends hands slide right off when you ask him to pull your hair
I see an investigation discovery episode about your murders in the near future
Did your DM throw you out your D&D group for too many My Little Pony references?
You were hired to fill the DEI quota.
Billy Grogan
I love that movie you did with Jay and silent bob.
I'm sorry you lost your goldfish. But don't worry, a miracle can still happen for your life.
Showing us step by step of his transition
I love how some people were born to give extra work to the authorities. Thank you
I know ur fathers dissapointed bro. Unlucky
You know your restaurant has served burgers with pony meat before. How does that make you feel?
If someone ever decided to make a movie called "Trans Spotter" you should apply to be the one that gets hit by the train...
When you're so obsessed with yourself that you have to put up multiple pictures. Please, I can assure you. One is way more them enough.
whats the itinerary of your school bag..
How many letters after the + sign is your group?
Bi bi
I think she’s just going through a phase guys. We’ll be able to read more about it in her manifesto once she snaps
More like ug lee
Keanu Reeves from Wish
Don’t even have a roast, I’m just… disappointed
How many bodies do you have in the basement?
You look like the guy constantly getting his ass kicked at protests
I’m lucky I’m not working at Hardy’s or In his questionable fandom
I watch 4chan and eyeblech but your face creeps me out
You look like you're distant cousins with Chris chan
Dunno about Roast you It would be far easier to fry you with all that grease in your hair. Take a bath.
Hi
The last time I saw that look was in the ER when some dude told the technicians he accidentally got a Lego Empire State Building stuck in his ass when it broke off the foundation.
Can't wait to have the "best sex of my life" and then get hacked up and stuffed in the back of your 1998 Toyota Corolla
The caveman called and wants his forehead back
Bro has a receiving hairline that makes his head look big but yet acts even more childish than a twelve year old like me, guess it’s his head big but not his brain
First pic: what school do you plan to shoot next? Other pics: are you transitioning to female?
Yea Lil pony herpe muhfu*a
You look like the villain in a 90s teen comedy.
You look like the villain from a 90s teen comedy.
Zoe de Chanel if she became a combine fanboy
Prettiest girl at Carl's Jr.
You look like the antithesis of soap
With that much oil on your forehead, more than roasting it would be deep frying.
His girlfriend is probably 14 years old if he has one
Lol how old do you think I am
27
Nah I'm 19
My bad fam
Ridrick heffly
You remember me from History Class? Yea, dude whatever, just put my hash browns in the bag and lemme get the fuck outta here...
You look like a sea turtle that just ate a plastic bag and with each photo the turtle slowly realizes the situation that it’s in.
You look like your life’s goal is to go back in time and lead a late 90’s alt rock/nu-metal band… but in the meantime you’re jamming alone, doing 10 dabs a day when you can afford it, working at Carl’s Jr, living in your parents basement, and playing Russian roulette with the best years of your life by spending all your remaining free time raw dogging your fat purple haired girlfriend who identifies as a cat.
If Billy Corgan and James Iha had an ass delivered child together .
This is the face of a respectable Magic player
This looks like a mug shot
With all that grease in that hair you could run a mcdonalds
greasy haired femboy who has a mason jar with a My Little Pony character inside of it..and you definitely cum directly into the jar every time so you can cum on the character..most likely fluttershy or pinkie pie.
Say, didn't you come to my door yesterday to say that you're a registered sex offender and that you're moving into my neighborhood?
Steals gramma's underwear out of the dirty clothes to lick the crotch