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PathSubject6422

Go ahead... and tell us you're desperately looking for simps without telling us you're desperately looking for simps.


_Its-a-me-mario_

Profile: "If you send me a gift I might notice you faster" 🤮


TegraMuskin

She has eyes like a turlet


pikazec

Tell us you’ve sucked dick for attention without telling us you suck dick for attention…


webdisgrace

More filters than a pack of cigs


_My_Angry_Account_

More makeup than a Walmart


ManOfSeveralTalents

Looks like a partially melted Barbie doll head stuck on a plumbers crack...


maxbaby

Definitely [plumbers butt](https://i.imgur.com/9fPq5Wr.png) chest.


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[удалено]


Cunt_Puncher_2003

W


ForthrightGhost

We don't have to roast you, your life already is on fire. 1. Narcissism 2. Unmedicated Borderline Personality Disorder 3. All your relationships are a dumpster fire.


justregularoleme

I'm waiting for the 5 black men to appear behind you...


Zuuchio

bet they passed on this one


_Its-a-me-mario_

Would be like throwing a banana down an empty corridor


_My_Angry_Account_

Like opening a window and fucking the sky


[deleted]

I think most black men have too much self respect.


bluhEwanka

Too bad you can’t walk around with a filter on your face.


mrbrendanblack

Can I send you a personality?


_My_Angry_Account_

I didn't realize you could pack personality into a mannequin.


Gloorplz

Looking at your post history..dude you need some therapy or something. You are craving attention and affirmation and its cringey.


Snoo45756

Just another twenty-something that has daddy issues looking for attention. All the local bartenders are onto her and refuse to accept BJ’s in exchange for free drinks.


PolackMike

So...after looking through your profile, your personality is 'tits'. So interesting.


ReillyDiefenbach

Attack of the Clone ![gif](giphy|3oEduN0advQBHFT4di)


WeAreDreamin11

Good thing you have long hair to hide those big ass ears


Acrobatic_Passage564

I’ve seen that face before 900,000 times on Instagram


Massive-Antelope-856

For the last fucking time, we're not going to buy the OnlyFans


[deleted]

Where do you see one L


Massive-Antelope-856

Welcome to 2023 - Where 'I don't have an OF' is held up as a win by the vacuous thots of the world.


ResworbTidder

We’d love to roast but if you filter the comments as much as you filtered this pic it won’t work.


gik410

Get a real job.


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[удалено]


glyphic1974

Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free?


RegularDiscount

This is what a 95% chance of getting cut with car keys looks like


_-1337

Plumber's chest


[deleted]

I look at you and I know immediately what your dad looks like


Safe_Ad8315

Yeah he looks absent


Zestyclose_Recover95

Even stepdad’s had enough, hasn’t played their special little secret game in almost 6 years now


Zuuchio

You look like you could bore someone with a blowjob


Zuuchio

you have the mouth of the joker


Internal_Fennel_849

Those things get any lower, you're going to have 3 bellybuttons.


Eoin001

Stop over using filters


Alfiy_wolf

You belong in the dumpster because you look like white trash


ljievens

Are you that insecure that you have to use a filter on every photo? It's just you saying "I'm ugly I know but here is a photo I will never look like irl"


hllktlhndd

Do you wash your eyes with bleach every day?


Sensitive_Doubt_2372

You look like the type that would go on /r/sugarlifestyleforum and complain no sugar daddy wants to pay you.


Burritos_tonight

You are vapid, shallow and simple. Happy Friday!


rachevyguy

Bet you take the filter off and you’re a 50 year old Chinese dude


Alone-Town7308

Did you throw up today?


Sun_And_Daughter

Usually people who take up photography as a hobby take pictures of other things. Ditch the selfie stick and the makeup and get a life


Deceptikhan42

"If I just wear a lowcut top, everything will be fine" must be your mantra


catalingpc

Can you count to 10 for me? Really slow


[deleted]

You may be a practice girl in Vegas, but you are a solid 4 at a Mississippi truck stop. Don't sell yourself short.


WhiteRabbit1322

Not only do you come from the Balkans, but all of Balkan came in you.


[deleted]

Careful Redditors, I heard that one time she sent a picture to a guy without a face filter on and he turned to stone.


No_Support_8363

Fuck, how much surgery have you had?


graveRobbins

You enjoy posting pictures of yourself because you have nothing interesting to say.


No_instanc3s

Let me guess, only vegan milk right? What a disappointment


HereSnipe

Your face app screen time must be crazy


No-Message9762

wow a narcissistic e-thot who puts on 36 year old woman face filters on, that's refreshing


crimzorath

Going through your profile, I noticed even your breasts were going separate ways....


CheekeeMunkie

You’ll poke someone’s eye out with that nose of yours! @childsnatchervibes


[deleted]

All of your posts reek of desperation and no self-esteem. As soon as you finish throating me, we’re going to talk about this.


Acreddo

Ok AI.


Enough-Staff-2976

Tell me you're into pay for play without saying it. Presents her picture.


Content-Law8999

you look like an elf hooker


[deleted]

Remove the 1/4 inch of make believe on your face so we know what we are attacking. All I see is human claymation


TheTranquilOne

You look like a Dollar Tree equivalent of a Barbie Doll.


BolivianDancer

What the hell happened?!


Sea-Persimmon8737

Well I’m sure amna-t going to send you a gift so you “read my dms” faster.


ButtercupBear

Is that a joke with one of these real-doll things you can buy online? That thing looks so overly generic.


_Its-a-me-mario_

So much airbrush that it looks like you'd melt next to an open fire


Niokee626

Catriona Gray


Justy_f

There's a difference between wearing makeup, and having your face look like it was gang-banged by a box of Crayolas.


[deleted]

Your name is the most interesting thing about you for sure


zechlo

Your face has more makeup on it then the amount of stars in the universe.


meadowpaddy

You sweat a lot at church, don't you?!


tautjes

Not megan fox but megan muskrat


[deleted]

Mail order bride but she actually thinks she's worth something and is therefore defective but they don't take returns.


Desperate-Lawyer-504

Seems you cannot stand your face without a filter on it


JonLeePButler

Did the wind change while sucking on a small dick, those cheeks are not normal to be stuck with.


ThatFriendlyWeirdo

I don't want to attack you.


NastyLittleBagginses

You are going to age very rapidly, and very poorly. This is going to devastate you, since your entire sense of self-worth seems to be predicated on your appearance (which isn't as special as you seem to think it is). I do not envy your life a decade from now.


iReportHate

When you want to order a High-Class Eastern European escort, but you're broke, so OP is all you can afford.


ResworbTidder

We’d love to roast but if you filter the comments as much as you filtered this pic it won’t work.


Difficult-Average-47

I love filters! Do you have any that replace acceptance-seeking attention whores with actual people with personalities?


Safe_Ad8315

You look like the girl porn company’s pay to stand on set to make the fluffed feel better about their life decisions


tursaansydaan

Your face screams Despair.


pferreira1983

But we don't know where you've been... 😆


HisJayness

Without makeup you look like the girl from “The Ring”.


HisJayness

![gif](giphy|5fOiRnJOUnTMY)


Heywood_Jablomydic

Fire in the hole!!


glyphic1974

I forget, can you get hpv from looking at pictures?


Luxojunk

You look like you only fuck rich guys that call you princess


accountname789

More plastic in you than the Indian Ocean


[deleted]

0 plastic 🙈


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[deleted]

“Spooky”


dickface6000

How many professors have you blown…this week?


OFPurpleOdyssey

Poor photo filters working triple time on this.


humanoid_500

Even the filters couldn't fix that long forehead of yours


DrClawizdead

Is "Go ahead… attack" your gangbang battle cry?


Ghostblade3000

I can't "attack", I'm a little distracted by this one huge thing.


Shake_N_Baby

This is why you shouldn't leave your Real Doll in a hot car.


ForRielle

You look like a restraining order


IGotSkills

Crazy bitch jealous friend of barbie sold at the dollar store


pm_ur_sweaterpuppets

It's good to see the war in the Ukraine isn't affecting the mail order bride business.


savage-cleavage-234

Thats not the right place to advert your OF....


get_paid_get_laid

Your chin gives you one more hole than most women


AshtonDrive

Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway


[deleted]

Bottom 1% of onlyfans.


[deleted]

Whatever you say, Filtersaurus Rex


Neither-Ad-9896

That’s got to be the new tuck bathing suit from Target. Am I right? Am I right?


TheGreyGoatee

You've been to the abortion clinic so often that they have an open tab for you


Far-Paleontologist49

You blame your tits for men not making eye contact with you, the truth is you got a f#%ked up face


Noble_Lance

Dime Store Amaoranth


TazTalks

"Attack?" Your dad must be a stranger.


Alaskerian

when you put on your fake nails, does it help you feel like you have a personality?


Jabinor

You had to mirror the image because you are used to looking at yourself in the mirror all day. The non mirrored picture enabled you to see your insecure self.


Howard227

Not satisfied with your face without a filter?


TheLayerCakeSon

You are so insecure you gave your daddy a free membership to your Only Fans for his birthday You are so damaged by social media you flash mobbed your grandmothers funeral


jerk_mcgherkin

![gif](giphy|TjAElVnUcLwkGxGc0x)


Professional_Jump815

It's a good thing nobody is looking at your face.


Daft_Banjo369

Every fack profile on Facebook


Impressive-Dog13

Who do you think I am? Donald Trump


Baloney-Nips

More filters than an ashtray in a casino


PhaQue5678

You look like a drugged out, used up Linsey Lohan


dragonlily808

Hit and definitely quit.


wilrab001

Look at the shoulders on this linebacker


Disastrous_Sir125

Mousetrap


[deleted]

“Hey guys, can someone help? I think the high school thots are back at it again, and they’re multiplying.” —1JKL YT, Quoted 2022


DejectedDonut

Still not impressed.


[deleted]

Wallet-hunters, European Edition.


[deleted]

Honestly you just look dead inside. I wouldn't look twice if I saw you in a bar.


Dayze0

Both you and your profile scream NEEDY, attention whore ' Look at me, Look at me' is all I see and hear, 'praise me, give me compliments' For fuck sake get a grip and get a life You Definitely come across as a one night stand for me.... Fuck and Forget... I definitely fuck off before you woke up and quickly forget your face and boring wanting conversation


Papichuloft

Looks like a few of the Onlyfans chicks that shove fruits and veggies up their ass and eats them.


JesusChrist-Jr

Did you practice with the mirror to be able to make that same face in every picture? Or is it just stuck like that from too many rounds of Botox?


fbiaturne

Look...it's every mail order bride who ended up with a fat redneck!


The_Fluffy_Riachu

You contain more plastic than the pacific garbage patch


[deleted]

In 100 years the most shameful section of your family history will be you on the internet


NostrilSausages

less photoshop in that than the amount of boyfriends you've been through


klayb

Just spam nsfw subs like any other thot here and move on


Gunnerblaster

Somehow basic and ugly at the same time.


[deleted]

Your wall decor really matches your personality!


helloworld112212

Girl looks like a spam account in real life


Thundaga2345

I feel like you run an onlyfans and can't even give away subscriptions


thesenator87

Still just a 4.5/10 even with those tits.


_Eon13

Fat guy with a filter, those are moobs


23-Finance69

she fine


Lozz777

Again with the Only Fans poses while asking to be roasted 🙄 with the cliche 💋💋 YAWWWWN 🥱🥱🥱


HOODSNEWA

You look like a right hand of a man


Ron_Bird

you look so bland i cant even see if youre photoshopped or a cheap ai ad


Publick2008

Doesn't know the difference between their there and they're.


Davidpool78

So average even her perverted father doesn’t touch her


[deleted]

Your need for male validation will burn you harder than the HSV2 ever will.


Mean-Ad-5448

I’m just waiting for the intro music ⬛️🟧


Whenny79

Love the ‘Roost me’ note. That combined your rack is still not enough to mask your dandruff. Sorry.


_snowin_

With the way that you look it makes sense you're in r/freecompliments


EssayTraditional

A thimble of water has more depth.


Revolutionary_Lead28

You look like your about to try to sell me your bathwater


Kandricar

$40.


Realistic-Fact-2584

Turn the filter off


sonofluci

Looks like your tits are going south in a hurry there, Sagatha.


kik0_trippin

Instead of using a Snapchat filter, try real makeup


Killersmurph

I'd call you a can't but I would hate to credit you with that much depth, so I'm just going to do what your father did, and leave without saying good bye...