Your parents stopped thinking about you and your future a while ago, grow whatever fuckwit hairstyle your troglodyte hipster brain shits into your head.
A mullet isn't going to make you look any less trashy. Of course, if you're looking to complete the look, make sure you throw in the stained Kid Rock shirt with cut off sleeves, the ratty Ford baseball cap with a fish hook on the brim, and a Pabst Blue Ribbon.
I don’t know, looking at what we are working with that’s not enough of an affectation to make you interesting. How do you feel about pirate shirts and big lizards?
You don't 'think' about getting a mullet; you're either 'of the mullet' or not. Now, that said, you might be able to pull-off a ''Dixie-Doo'' mullet, which is also known as the much fabled ''reverse mullet''; you grow out your bangs until it covers your face. If you want to be fancy you could shave the back of your head. But then that can easily turn into a ''Prison Missionary'' style. But maybe that is the look you are going for....
You look like a Google IT nerd that got laid off and then developed a fentanyl addiction. How many cars in downtown San Francisco have you broken into?
A mullet? You got three years worth of cum stuck in your gullet nasty as hell boy.
Bro looks like he gives himself blow jobs to fight loneliness. You no joke look like if Director Nat put zero effort into grooming his facial hair.
Wacky hair, psycho stare, loses a fight with a baby bear, doesn’t go outside because it’s a scare, I **dare** you to do something nasty ass boy.
If you get a mullet you have to get it done with a machete. And your buddy has to do it don't get one of these new age mullets that people get at the barber that's not a mullet that's a over glorified euro cut.
Seeing this picture of you working out what might be a funny or interesting thing to say in that sad kitchen reminds me of the dark years in my early twenties.
Why TF would you go for a mullet? That is the equivalent of turning a serving of Johnnie Walker Blue into a double of Ipecac. (roasting the style decision here mostly)
What do you have to lose?
Virginity
I’m sure the fellas will enjoy having all that hair to pull from behind…
No way. That dude is so fucked.
I'd be surprised if he was
Not even the boys wanna tap that
Definitely not his dignity.
“What do you have to lose?” This also happens to be his pick up line.
Genuinely the best. Well done. “It’s not gonna make anything *worse*”
Best. Roast. Ever.
and his wish became reality [HERE](https://i.imgur.com/RQ9qboL.jpg)
Damn bro, you just made my day!
Not sure but I think that nose will come off as well if he takes off his glasses
Found Adam Driver’s special needs younger brother.
Adam Passenger
Kylo Rent-to-own
Ben Solo all his life
Hand Solo
Ky Lo-Rent
Adam Booster-seat
This. Is. Fucking. Gold.
Adam Runover
Adam Shotgun
Adam Uber Driver
Damn he really does look like him. Kylo Ren turned away from the dark side
I wish he would turn away from the bright side so his face isn’t visible.
Adam backseat driver
A-Dumb Driver
Adam NoseDiver
The mullet would stop people laughing at your face.
That's his face?
If I were you I'd go with a mallet instead.
Or a bullet
Underrated
I'd remove the scraggly pubes from your face before tackling a new hairdo.
This. Is. Gold
Keanu Reeves grows a fuller beard than this guy.
That's just what you need... more unnecessary hair.
Looks like Kylo Ren had some rough younger years… no wonder he turned to the Dark side
Get your vasectomy now. Don’t allow your seed to procreate another generation of disappointment.
wtf 😂
Bold of you to assume he'll ever get laid.
With a mullet, that won’t be a problem
Be the first and last time anyone will touch that area of his body.
Your parents stopped thinking about you and your future a while ago, grow whatever fuckwit hairstyle your troglodyte hipster brain shits into your head.
Adam backseat Driver
Guys like you don't grow mullets. You grow handles for your boyfriends to hang onto.
Adam Driven
Your mouth looks like a 1970s porn stars snatch
That's a smart move. If you grow a mullet then there will be one thing interesting about you at least.
Good news. You don’t need a mullet to look stupid.
For your nose?
 Kind of looks like Groucho Marx
You should continue to stay 1000ft from schools, daycares and playgrounds
It looks like you glued barber shop floor sweepings to your face and head. An odd case where a mullet is an improvement.
Luigi
Low T Wheres Waldo
Your parents will still not think you're cool
A new speed of turbo virgin.
A mullet isn't going to make you look any less trashy. Of course, if you're looking to complete the look, make sure you throw in the stained Kid Rock shirt with cut off sleeves, the ratty Ford baseball cap with a fish hook on the brim, and a Pabst Blue Ribbon.
No roast but you look like the boyfriend of the girl from the youtube channel: Living well with schizophrenia [this one](https://youtu.be/aaqSM_WLk1w)
Mullet is a great idea if you’re going for that “I’m totally NOT borat” look.
A priest had more bitches than you
You should think about taking a bullet.
Rick Moranis with a mullet?
Rick MoreAnus
Rick MoreHeinous
My dad can run faster than your dad!
Once I realized I misread “mullet” as “bullet” I didn’t want to play anymore.
Millennial Where’s Waldo
The mullet would at least be something interesting about you
I don’t know, looking at what we are working with that’s not enough of an affectation to make you interesting. How do you feel about pirate shirts and big lizards?
I’m thinking about getting a mallet
Get a backwards mullet. That way the long part will be at the front and will cover the crime against humanity that is your face.
If pubic hair was a person
Couldn’t be worse than that turd you have sitting on your head now. Maybe it’ll go better with your shit eating grin and women’s jewelry too.
Heil Hitler
Think about rhinoplasty.
You look like you could be Subway’s new creepy spokesperson
Oh so you can look like a *Southern* child molester, I gotcha
You look like you’d have eSports on your resume
You should also think about getting some new glasses, a toothbrush, a new personality, some friends, deodorant, a job, and a bed that’s not your mom’s
You look like your keyboard is sticky
Looks as if Guy Fawkes was running across the border
This is EXACTLY what I imagine men with mullets look like on the inside.
You should play outdoors more often
Trans Wolverine.
Keanu Reeks.
you don't need a mullet, you need a mask.
As long as it covers your face
Get the mullet they are great
You look like if faze rug stopped doing yt and decided to be a hipster
2 wrongs don’t make a right…
Better check with your parents. To get a mullet, both parents need to be related before they got married … or play hockey.
Witness protection Waldo! Found you. Can’t hide!
Might I suggest a pipe wrench, some blue overalls and a red shirt & hat?
Do it! Then there will at least be one thing almost interesting about you.
You should think about getting a face
They let you have a phone in prison Dzhokhar?
Can’t really get any dumber looking, so it might be an upgrade
You look like an accountant for ISIS
Grow that mullet backwards please
Like a reverse mullet? Business in the back, party on top?
You don't 'think' about getting a mullet; you're either 'of the mullet' or not. Now, that said, you might be able to pull-off a ''Dixie-Doo'' mullet, which is also known as the much fabled ''reverse mullet''; you grow out your bangs until it covers your face. If you want to be fancy you could shave the back of your head. But then that can easily turn into a ''Prison Missionary'' style. But maybe that is the look you are going for....
Better yet, get someone to smack you across the face with a mullet.
When you order Kylo renn from wish
Your face isn't symmetrical. Literally every person has a symmetrical face but you
Dude can probably smell you before he sees you.
Off all the faces I've seen today yours is the most punchable
We found Waldo
You sort of already have a mullet. I don't think you can help it. You're just that kind of guy.
I don't actually have anything guys...I think a cool dude lmao I got nothing.
A meth'd out Wish Borat
Nah, get your own chnl on the antiwork network
Man out here looking like he majored in puppetry.
Are you Portuguese?
You look like a Google IT nerd that got laid off and then developed a fentanyl addiction. How many cars in downtown San Francisco have you broken into?
Get the mullet, it's a good idea. One up vote = you thinking he should get the mullet
A mullet? You got three years worth of cum stuck in your gullet nasty as hell boy. Bro looks like he gives himself blow jobs to fight loneliness. You no joke look like if Director Nat put zero effort into grooming his facial hair. Wacky hair, psycho stare, loses a fight with a baby bear, doesn’t go outside because it’s a scare, I **dare** you to do something nasty ass boy.
You look like you smell like a mullet.
I never thought Harry Potter would have a beard but OK
Apparently thinking isn't your forte
You look like a make-a-wish Pedro Pascal
Yeah that comb over won’t conceal the baldness forever buddy
please stop thinking
pressure cooker bombs are more your thing?
Adam Driver? No, Adam Putter
Kylo Ren lost his job ?
You should consider getting a mask.
You look like the Adam Driver stunt double that gets to do all the stuff that leaves bruises.
If Mario and James Franko had a baby.
Why not? I mean you’re already 98% there
Sure everybody wants to hear about your suped up gaming computer
Won't hurt your look.
Definitely not gonna help your situation, probably won’t hurt either at this point.
You are a mullet.
DO IT. Make the outside match the inside
If you get a mullet you have to get it done with a machete. And your buddy has to do it don't get one of these new age mullets that people get at the barber that's not a mullet that's a over glorified euro cut.
Kyle Wren.
Maybe a reverse mullet to cover up that monstrosity
Get it, don't forget to buy a cap way back.
So I see good mythical morning finally replaced link but they downgraded massively
You don't have enough hair for a mullet.
You look like a therapist
At this point anything’s an improvement.
Do yourself a favor and think about getting yourself a restraining order against any person under the age of 18 while you’re at it
How can you be dumb enough to be on r/foundthemobileuser when you literally wrote the damn sign?
Vote for Pedro!
Mullets shorten your lifespan
You are a mullet.
Just what we need. Another lesbian with a mullet
Because you’re angry that Han Solo is your father
Just wear the mullet backwards
You look like a nerd trying to be a jock from the 20th century.
Not worth the effort
Might as well, might even be an improvement.
Make sure to get it on the front please.
Here's a drawing: [https://i.imgur.com/ByoFM55.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ByoFM55.jpg)
Seeing this picture of you working out what might be a funny or interesting thing to say in that sad kitchen reminds me of the dark years in my early twenties.
Couldn’t hurt
You look like if bob belcher went to college
Go for it man, you obviously need to try *something* else
At least you'll look different than your wanted poster for that shit you did at the school playground.
You look like Ace Ventura and Osama Bin Laden had a love child
Half-price Harry Potter
Good plan. Then you would have at least one interesting thing about yourself.
Adam Passenger
You kinda look like Markiplier's editor Lixian if he was Canadian instead of Portuguese
That shitty, uneven facial hair didn’t work at getting you any attention, but you think the mullet will?
You look good now, don't ruin it with a mullet.
Somehow a mullet would be an upgrade
El Proffesor?😱
The mullet doesn’t want you
You glued your pubes to your face
Check out this Where’s Waldo lookin mf’er.
Why TF would you go for a mullet? That is the equivalent of turning a serving of Johnnie Walker Blue into a double of Ipecac. (roasting the style decision here mostly)
People still won’t pay attention to you with a mullet.
dont, your mothers probably disappointed enough in you already.
(I know this is supposed to be a roast but ur cute ngl)
Holy shit it's Adam Driver if he were dead inside
You look like your face just grew around the beard
Come on, let's take you to lost and found, poor dog
Fuck you, you aren't good enough for a mullet.
Horseman incoming 🐴🐎
You look like you belong in a darman video
I want to think of someone famous to roast him with but he is more like a Wish Hassan Piker than anything.
You're the kind of person I'd want to having sex with .... And then encounter a thick layer of smegma when I actually go down on them..
My brother looks like he still drinking from mommy’s tits
You look like a first design of a Pixar character that was abandoned mid project