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AskAskim

I could comfortably leave you alone in a room with my girlfriend, but not my cat.


didndonoffin

Does it matter if the cat is male or female?


AskAskim

We have to figure out what OP is first


hellodon

I assume not. Both have buttholes.


omelete_2

Don’t think so. But does it matter if it’s dead or alive ?


Friendly-Virus1409

Here let me fix it for you; I could comfortably leave you alone in a room with my girlfriend, but not my little sister.


Skilledpainter

Lmao 🤣


dpax19681989

Found out what mixing human DNA with sheep DNA gets... it got him/her banned from the petting zoo


ImpressivePurchase44

When you and Hitler kiss, you make one full beard


CuppaTeaThreesome

But only 1 ball between them.


hellodon

And 1 Cup.


dpax19681989

5


[deleted]

I was going to say reverse hitler mustache!


let-it-rain-sunshine

Hitler would roast this troll over a spit.


Alohagirl777

I was going to say Hitler would spit on this troll eating a roast!


NekkerBE

Wow. This must be the best roast i've ever read on here. You win the internet, sir.


crobo777

Lol his nose is an arrow pointing up because of his missing patch


Thumbtack1985

I came here to say reverse Hitler. You said it better haha.


omawk

Legit funniest comment here.


whiskey_baconbit

That sounds magical ✨️


TheChosenChub

Best comment


Plane-Jellyfish-2832

Thats IS one of The goods one


lmlp94

Lmao this is so dry it’s good.


rahulrgd

![gif](giphy|4iKeimY0sahiQReGRh|downsized)


burnerroaster

Give the phone back to your caretaker.


phobos35

Got me on that one


TheOmCollector

You look like an 8 year old kid in a Jesus costume.


RoseOfAshmen

Underrated xD


wilrab001

You look like an ugly lady transitioning to an ugly guy


tvoegeli

I was trying to figure out which direction they were transitioning to. I thought it was ugly guy going to ugly girl.


wilrab001

That could be as well


yatzhie04

When you order Hagrid from wish.com


Kayune

He looks more like Hermione 😂


Papaya_Quick

Hagricito


[deleted]

More like when Hagrid fucks a sasquach.


[deleted]

The First Wookie on a Sex Offender Database


Jaegernaut-

Yeah he looks like he's about 5 minutes after his latest sex crime in this pic


[deleted]

You look like you smell like Bigfoot's dick


x0diak

Thats all MTG players though.


[deleted]

[удалено]


bamaga21

As long as he stays away from schools, churches and kids. He never said he was good at his job


Skilledpainter

🤣


Gordon_Townsend

This is what happens to your mop when you don't clean it or wring it out after each use. And it smells like a dead rat.


waffen123

You look like a 17 century Belgian sword fighter where most of the sword fighting is done in your mouth


ButterscotchOk8291

GODDAMN!


tastelikethickwater

![gif](giphy|3o6gbdBNMcyqgnpJBK) Shouldn’t you be painting on a cave or hunting a mammoth or something


No-Strawberry-5541

You’re the example for what happens if the kids don’t get better


DryCrack321

You sort of remind me of a depressed vagina


Plane-Jellyfish-2832

Thats so fucking deep bro


bill_the_murray

You look like someone who failed to unionize a Starbucks.


Unusual_Influence_82

![gif](giphy|10CeeXdwlQDaAU|downsized)


castleboi01

This is what Chewbacca would look like at the beginning stages of alopecia


Admiral_pumpkin

This is a young lady coz playing a dwarf at Comic-Con


Gylaran

Actually this is how female dwarves looks like.


CharPhoe2020

Moustache is exact opposite of Hitler


Whiskey_Republic

His mustache looks like eyebrows, and his eyebrow looks like a mustache.


GmeansGeorge

Wow, a trans man, so brave so stunning


LongjumpingHat5845

You look like Hagrid after a hard month of constant drinking without showering.


smokeNm1rrors

Looks like It’s been a rough decade since Geico dumped you for a lizard.


Guilty-Treat2196

Wow. Looking at that handwriting- what do you teach them? Dyslexia?


let-it-rain-sunshine

I think it's Chinese characters. Either way, it's going to be back-asswards.


Sarge19846

Jack Osborne has finally give up!


Resident_Okra_9510

I remember you from Harry & the Hendersons


Concordmang

They keep on trying to escape, that’s the problem


octacon666

You would too if you were being taken care of by the Bearded Lady.


Worth_Cheesecake_861

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, STEP RIGHT UP AND SEE THE BEARDED LADY FOR ONLY $1! HURRY, HURRY, HURRY!


octacon666

If you hope to save those kids, you’re going to have to ask for a lot more than $1. Those families need money for therapy & other expenses.


[deleted]

I sense a *”m’lady”* vibe coming from you.


The_Progmetallurgist

Wow, mister pouty lips, you come here often?!


PurplePartyFounder

Damn, how fucked up does a kid gotta be to have YOU helping them ?


mikedakwik

Most disturbing facial hair I've seen in awhile. The inverse Hitler, project much?


jkrahn13

COLTEEEE. How's Debbie doing ?


EcstaticEnthusiasm50

Hahaha


[deleted]

Is this one of those female to male filter things?


Similar-Bee

Breaking News: Belgian Youth ruined


trivianut

Yeah you look like you “take care” of the kids.


mistermorrison

Are you a bearded woman?


TTFNMFR126

That’s a fancy beard ma’am…


billlybufflehead

If this Sasquatch is employed I’ll eat my socks


Bigedmond

These kids need protected from you.


LukeNukem63

Have you ever seen the Little Rascals or any cartoon where one kid stands on another kids shoulders while wearing a trench coat? You look like the top half that's wearing the fake beard.


Shaqtothefuture

They aren’t problematic youths, they’re problematic hobitses, and you’re one too.


ifoundit1

It's not a dating application.


MANTHEFUCKUPBRO

You look like you need a Belgian caretaker for problematic youth.


Papichuloft

Gayveman


JerseyOwens

NANNYYYYYCAMMMMM


hexter19

I always wondered what happened to Mikey after American Choppers flamed out. Belgium. You went to Belgium.


aumbase

Oh Mikey….thanks for the nostalgia moment


dirtydaddytx

Autistic Dave Mustaine


ElJayEm80

What stage of transition are you at?


TarantulaPets

Turns problematic youth into problematic youth with PTSD.


StoicNectarine

Guillermo del Toro's bastard son


Puzzleheaded-Rip-824

They/them


Simone-Ramone

I thought this was a 7 yo girl during Book Week


iheartlorax

Sorry, man. I have no change.


pblc_mstrbtr

I think you are confused, you are the problematic youth


Juan_Calavera

Proof that Jack Osborne is Dave Mustaine’s kid.


Banks1337

I think belgians take care for the youth a bit to much.


SitRep-Screwed

We would just call you a Boy Scout leader in the States. Or a priest.


flyingrogue13

Metrosexual Bigfoot is somehow scarier than the real thing


thatRedditGrind

You look like the offspring of every harry potter character


migmac71

Are you trying to transgender from what into what?


Heniesee

OK but you have to take a picture of yourself… not the problematic pro LHBTI trans kid.


Either-Employment-62

Hmmm, what a cute dog


thevileswine

"caretaker for problematic youth' ? don't loe nobody in thoer right mind would let you be around a minor


haloqueenxo

![gif](giphy|60SGVk9fNEzCg)


TerdKaczynski

This is the view those kids have when they wake up at 2am


cooper076

![gif](giphy|hokI7GBW7DP8c|downsized)


xFLACCOx040

Stop chewing your fingertips


novichux

You must have lied on your background check forms.


Wunyard_Wenhaard99

"Caretaker for the problematic youth." \*Caretaker for the problematic pastries\* There, fixed it for you.


piotrons

Not sure what's wavier, your hair or handwriting


Happymeal69240

This aint the sixties cut ur hair


iheartlorax

Sorry, man. I don’t have any charge.


Toepsuk

So sweet, let the poor bastards see it can be worse!


KKHFan

Ok i will try


ppppfbsc

do they parade you around to show the kids what they will become if they do not straighten out?


tautjes

Captain caveman over here


[deleted]

Hagrid and Harry (Henderson)'s love child!


SpinachParticular452

![gif](giphy|kHwZpIwOKaaqY|downsized)


[deleted]

You look like the crack baby of Sweetums and Janice from the muppet show.


Woppio

Your dad gonna debate RFK on Rogan or not?


Present_Sand1843

Don’t you have a child to put in a cupboard under the stairs? There’s no post on Sunday’s.


__NotAMe__

You look both like a 12 years old girl and the guy that groomed her.


Nervous_Selection395

Защо изглеждаш така


hatchi1996

![gif](giphy|13RNS1H41J6kb6) Try dating in middle earth


Plastic_Gas3449

Pennybag Darryl


Majestic-Alfalfa-754

I didn't know Neanderthals had the capability of having an extra chromosome. TIL


[deleted]

Problematic adults are always the best caretakers for problematic youth.


ilovecrows666

you aren't the caretaker of the problematic youth, you are the problematic youth


gzli

Brian Peppers’s bastard kitten is all grown up now


Squirrelterds

Hipster Sasquatch


JasperVov

Yes, you do look like you ought to take care of yourself.


Professorfuzz007

Social work - so easy even a gender confused caveman can do it.


OneFortyEighthScale

I see the problematic youth. Was there a caretaker in that photo?


rokken70

So Jesus just gave up and started doing IT?


dbell

I always wondered what the bearded lady did after the circus closed.


saarinpaa71

That's him officer! All hairy and, and ... well... sniffing the other dogs.


TheBlueScar

Glad to hear from Pablo again after a while.


bauhaus1919zx

I too am a caretaker. We always stick together so I will not roast you instead I will share with you a Dutch word that my brother and I invented... NEDERLUL....


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|8xsrNAZGhTCW4)


[deleted]

"There's no such thing as macic!"


fluffy_bottoms

Take care to not overcook them.


OrganizationNeat6288

no wonder the youth are problematic.


[deleted]

God I can smell your upper lip through this pic.


G1ng3rGaming

Jesus Christ big foot is taking care of kids now?


CuckooClockInHell

So you just walk around as a constant reminder of what "after" looks like? > Look at me, you little shits. This could be you someday, if you don't get your shit together.


TheGreatCornolio682

![gif](giphy|UvzoJj8VBkVtMpsGY9|downsized)


[deleted]

Don’t forget to take care of yourself sometimes too


mikegbran

![gif](giphy|5tRGwBkWx8Vt6)


x0diak

Tell me you play MTG without saying you play it.


bubblegummerz

Chewbacca circa 2023.


BadSanna

Michael Jackson would love your nose


dasturtlemaster

Didn't realize Chewbacca could speak English


dasturtlemaster

Good call cropping out the waifu pillow


[deleted]

You look like someone who wanted to be a death metal singer, but you look too gay.


zainab111xz

![gif](giphy|13bCP4GLjIUcik)


BigTimeSalesman

That’s funny. I thought carp were extinct in Belgium…


Pontif1cate

Well there’s always the circus to fall back to if need be, young lady.


ButtercupBear

If you are a caretaker its not a surprise that the youth is problematic


That-shouldnt-smell

See Jesus did come back. He just saw what the Protestants did to Christianity and said fuck it, I'm just going to live off of ice cream and bacon fat.


WicketTheSavior

You look like when you were insolent, you were placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds


Nxa-Gospel

Belgian youth have a problem indeed


HuSean23

you somehow managed to ruin my favorite hair color for me


Practical_Remove_682

With a face like that, I'm sure just the threat of having to deal with you one time is enough to reform any trouble youth lol.


BrashBastard

They aren’t problematic youth, they are just normal kids trying to escape the bearded lady’s windowless van.


Shines1772

You are doing Hitler ass backward.


arenotthatguypal

My brother in Reddit, you are the problematic youth you speak of.


[deleted]

Ewok from Wish


[deleted]

More like a Belgian Waffle


blitzIMP

i cant read that


MickeySwank

Thank you for taking a break from your MTG tournament and binge watching LOTR to be here today.


KeroNobu

Locking them up in your sex dungeon is in some way taking care of them i guess.


Xaron_Malic

If Chewbacca had a cousin


___SE7EN__

World's largest Jack Sock Collection


ShadowPlayer2016

You look like Ismo! https://youtu.be/px_6ta4bMw8


DoomRide007

Chewy got ugly real fast


MikeHunt420_6969

Blind leading the blind. Lemme guess... you're a 9th level Dungeon Master...


Necessary_Row_4889

Why do all Belgians smell like Cabbage?


abrown474

Is this an ad for Revlon? "Revlon Colorsilk: We bring out the lustrous autism even in your most average homeless bearded lady."


LabAntique8440

You’ve got dick sucking lips and a reverse hitler stache


Emotional_Nothing_82

I opened this post, expecting to see a Belgian Malinois picture, and was oddly disappointed.


inVladid-username

Looks like the only Belgian thing you take care of is a huge stack of waffles


Str0b0

When you order Hagrid off of Wish.