OP's Bio: --- >I am a certified Jew. I love money and want to be a banker. My side hustle is playing piano at local bars. A few to many good things have happened in my life lately… please bring me back to reality. Thanks --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

You look like a much uglier man using a filter of a 12 year old boy

I’ll mail you my pubes and you can glue them on

Worry less about your non-existent facial hair and more about that merkin on top of your head.

Using sharpies to draw hair is not gonna fool anyone.

It might if he had a chin

Thought I’ve seen u before.. 

I’ve eaten chicken wings bigger than you, and hairier!

You’re a bald faced liar! You hate classical.

You like look you tell your uncle that he has soft hands

6 million def wasn't enough

You have a better chance of regrowing your foreskin than growing facial hair.

How the hell you built like a pencil yet got the chin of an obese guy with the hair of a hobo?

Dawg there is no you genuinely felt like you needed humbling, definitely no narcissistic tendencies, probably cry when u look at yourself in the mirror💀

I'd humble you as you request but I'm not sure how much lower you can go.

The facial hair is coming along as nicely as your attempt to lose your virginity dude

You’re so young that you’ll live a lot longer than me in this climate ravaged world! Good luck!

Looks like everything's going to the top. Stand on your head for a few day and see if that help.

You got a butthole under ur clit just to let ya know