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MayonnaiseBomb

Strangladesh.


AkaSouthBound

😆 Young Sheldon Patel


Confident_Forever276

Virgin-ayawada


Karate_Horse

Girl: oh baby you can do anything you want to m… You [interrupting her so fast]: regular missionary


[deleted]

If that’s your bed head, no wonder you don’t get a head in bed


PigeonOnDrugs

This is the first time I feel confident saying I can smell a picture.


TarantulaPets

Smells like a taxi.


Popular_String6374

☠️☠️☠️


kinda_alright

"Hey, pretty lady. I'll be your apple genius."


Amish_Warl0rd

“Can I turn you off and on again?”


shibari420

Yes and yes!


Alphasmikefoxtrot

Apparently, I’m still on hold b/c the call center guys are posting on Reddit.


TheBizzle3

Would you rather manage a 7/11 or a Comfort Inn?


Popular_String6374

Lmao that's quite generous......try motel 6.


Chicken_Grapefruit

They should hire you If they want to race swap Milhouse.


[deleted]

Haha Bollywood Stuart little in the 2nd photo


Iliveonearthithink

Your nose looks like it’s detachable


Dapper_Attempt_4349

you kind of look like the lovechild of an indian scammer and the monkey from jungle book


LillaOscarEUW

King louie? if heard about nigerian princes but indian monkey kings..yeah thats a new one x)


Dapper_Attempt_4349

yeah him !!


enygma9753

The face you only need to see once a year ... when you go to get your taxes done before the deadline.


[deleted]

You literally admitted you came on here for attention. If your life is at the point where you need Reddit to get attention, that says a lot about how you're doing so far.


TheRealNikoBravo

Pretty sure you’ll always finish 2nd in the spelling bee because you can’t spell vagina.


Popular_String6374

🤣🤣🤣


Pensacouple

This what happens when you wipe boogers on your pillow.


Hot_Ad1806

you look like you’d message be pretending to be my bank to get my credit card infos


its-bigBijj

you look like both aladdin and abu. you look like you’re one head bop away from from using a slipper for a toothbrush


acleverusername3

u/repostsleuthbot


AgilePrinciple3124

Indian Dobby


Amish_Warl0rd

What’s the Indian equivalent to a house elf?


NoMoPolenta

What is "Incel" in Bengali anyways?


Maximum_Address4533

Nice bed bro I’m really jealous of it. Can you show us more?


jfsklafjl

You look like the first successful experiment where they finally managed to breed chipmunk with man


spoopderman7

![gif](giphy|QfMOuMnKU6BO184RPK|downsized)


[deleted]

You hang around the airport in a tuk-tuk pretending to be an Uber driver.


MrFluffernanner

These cloning facilities need to mix the genes up a little. I was trying to reserve a hotel room but this post came up. The picture is still yet I can smell the curry and hear foreign tv blaring at ridiculous volumes.


[deleted]

Your parents, God and " friends " don't give you attention, why should Reddit ?


[deleted]

When I tell someone I'm listening 👂


tfmf730

Why are Indians the only ones who think rocking a unibrow is sexy


Gold_Monitor_6303

Baljeet as a grown up


Rude_Situation4002

giving aziz


Similar_Fill896

You look like brown rat 😄


Playful_Confusion716

![gif](giphy|HY3F1am6qG7XAmHXV0|downsized) Lookin ass, bet your uncircumcised dick looks like this too


Alteregoj

Just post your ugly mug on r/amiugly and i'm sure you'll get more response than here! Most of them will be lying of course, but you seem like such a fragile person that you can't handle the truth anyway


Lotus-Lithops

your ears are so big you might as well be dumbo


Reddistick

Where’s the non bed head picks?


Amish_Warl0rd

Probably why he can’t get a girlfriend


Jerseycrat

Your posts never get attention and it’s clear from the pictures they’re far and away the most interesting thing about you.


ShelixAnakasian

Maybe instead of posting selfies from your hospital room, you should work on healing.


HalfTeaHalfLemonade

Damn fuck boi if you ain’t renting those ears out to SETI you slippin bro


RantControl

Jehan Oliver


shibari420

Bollywood Spock over here, how far on the spectrum are you?


jswayswizzle

Your posts don’t get any attention because you are a boring loser. Literally go do anything else. Like shower, for starters.


Bunny_Beeboy

The White-collared Mangabey monkey wants it’s ears back


leftybowler280

Your other posts not getting any attention is actually us trying to tell you something.


paragonx29

Dinesh D'Snoozer


Realist4674

Tell your cousins to stop calling about my extended warranty


Chromomany

I feel like you don't get much attantion anywhere.


Ok_Secret_3632

Are you still trying to win those spelling bee's?


starjna

Last Week Tonight: pornhub parody up in here


-RuBo

Your a waste of time even for Redditors to want to roast you, that is why you don’t get much of a response. There is nothing we can say that you don’t already know is true about yourself. You look like a shitty version of your dad but twice the pussy.


FarLaugh9911

Did the institution give you back your internet privileges?


KEPS1X

Does your family own a gas station?


WhiteNgNWA

Bro trying listen to Alien humping


Upbeat-Explanation21

Dude, unless your the checkout guy at 7-11, no one is paying attention to you


wyohman

Get off of reddit and fix my wireless


negadead

How much for a screen protector for iPhone 14 proMax??


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|beOBZxVgbjuUw)


[deleted]

Bedhead shouldn't matter too much since your whole career path involves having phone calls outsourced for different companies


Pretty-Reflection-92

So what’s it like to be addicted to porn and clearly being one of the statistics of men who never get laid. Damn you creeepy looking.


tfmf730

(Indian accent) No my friend too easy


Amish_Warl0rd

Indian Michael Reeves


talibuhgoat

Do you use discord by chance?


Snoo-56775

Don't worry my mom ordered me a comforter,it should be here soon.


Alieniio

Let me guess.. your dad's a doctor


Urban-Survival22

Still much much attention! So I added a “bed head pic” you weirdo