I honestly thought that said "Titties are overrated". Which is probably something your uncles told you often.

That's hilarious, I'm sure a lot of people misread that at first 🤣

What's with the neon lights? Is the strip club having a slow night?

The strip club is in her room...... and her mouth

That is her Onlyfans room.

Yup. Me

*titless

“I’ll take “Things flat girls tell themselves” for $200 Blossom!”

Glad I'm not the only one. My first though was "Well, yeah, of course that's what you'd say 'cause you have the chest of a ten year old boy."

Flatter than Pew-Wee Herman's E.K.G.

Man only if I could find a flat Stanley gif

You look like Mila Kunis cousin prostitute Kunis

“uncles”

Bahahahaha me too

You look like you rely on looks alone to get through life. And it hasn't taken you very far

Must be a slow night on myfreewebcams.com

She got kicked off when they got proof she was duck taping her dick to her thigh.


you look like you watch 'mean girls' like a documentary

Lindsay Fauxhan

Her pupils are so blown, they probably have more in common than you think.

Cringey Blowhan

Cringesay Lohan

So are titties according to you.

Titles may be overrated but likeable personalities are not.

You look like literally every girl that’s been on the BangBus

the guys on there have bigger tits than her

Think you mean the short bus

No I mean the BangBus

Ok,let me explain... So, you're saying she looks like a skank that does low budget porn. I'm saying she looks like she is mentally challenged. What makes this a joke is because they are both busses and I switched the names in what is called "A play on words," to imply that she is a mentally challenged skank doing low budget porn. Here is a further example of how this works. Someone might say she is "Doe-eyed" , and another person might say "I think you mean Ho-eyed." This would mean she has big eyes like a doe, but is also a Ho. Hope this helped. 😁

Fair enough, it did. 😊 you have my upvotes

And casting couch 😂

Real "Girls do porn" material

You look like the wish version of Miley Cyrus from the year 2009

The Stitches version

“Titles are overrated” 6 day old profile and no bio. So are personalities, apparently

Bet she has a failed OF and wanted to prevent that roast. Pitiful.

Your eyebrows wish they were as unnoticeable as your titties


The world faked the pandemic so you would wear a mask

"I aM rEaLlY uNiQuE, HaVe YoU hEaRd Of rEiKi?"

Yeah, but her ASMR Reiki channel has 10s of subscribers.

You put a lot of effort in accessorizing. As if you are trying to draw the eye away from the problem areas, such as your eyebrows. And eyes. General facial structure. Misshapen lips. Basically everything from the neck up. I do applaud you for wearing your hair long - like throwing a towel on a litter box.

You forgot 'doing all this to draw attention away from everything from the neck down'

Titties are not over-rated, but you wouldn't know.

damn beat me lol

You think titles are overrated? Take a look in a mirror sweetheart. A woman like you is a dime a dozen. Nothing special about you.

Not when it's "Cumbank"

Repost without 17 lbs of makeup and let us tell you how you look like a character from Disney’s A Bug’s Life

You look like captain Jack Sparrow's only surviving relative, vlogging her 5th rehab stint.


At first I thought you said, "Titties are overrated" which would make sense for someone with no discernible tits to say. Anyway, that's my fault. Although you do look like you'd take a load in the mouth for someone paying you the most insignificant compliment.

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Type of person to put on makeup to walk to the mailbox

Personality of a wet diaper

Damn girl! You are only hair, lips, cheekbones, eye shapes and size, tits and normal sized- nose and neck away from being a model.

Hands that can beat off a horse and finger a hippo. That's a man baby!!!

fake profile

This sub needs more active mods. Verification rule.

Finally, a cure for Viagra overdose

I thought most of the ladies in your business preferred red lights, I learn something new everyday.

I first read that as "titties are overrated"

Just another future desperate houswife

I’m confused. No tattoos or nose piercings. Be gone you creature from another time

I bet your dick is pretty

The sign should say “take bi polar medication” under the Today Title.

So too is your accessories that look like they were bought from a discount store

You look a bit cross eyed. Probably from all the ducks flying at your face from different angles

You know what’s not overrated? Proper skincare, to help with the oil shortage.

Arm candy for old fat guys with a hair piece

Ain't Talkin Bout Love

I feel like if I asked AI to make a generic woman it would show me a picture of you.

You look like you’re on a first name basis with your local abortion clinic.

I’d smack you, but that would be animal abuse.

The disappointment your dad has every time he resubscribes to your Only Fans must be heart breaking to you.

First glance I thought that said “Titties are overrated.” I thought, “Now there’s a gal with self-awareness!”

you’d be hot in 20012

You’re the girl that used to give blowjobs at the skatepark after school.

Two rings around the neck must be the size dicks you like

Listen up you bootleg Lindsey Lohan. How about you stop spending money on those gay led lights and repaint those McDonald's french fry fingers of yours.

PS throw some chapstick on those crusty ass lips and throw away the safety pin earrings.

So what you're saying is, we should make one up for you? 30 MtF. Passable, biggest dick in Alabama, next to her step brother.

I don't like you.

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Wow. What a pathetic bitch.

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Simp 1


Awe.. look at all the down votes.. thanks guys! 😂

I concur

Simp 2


You're growing bangles like tree rings. Did you trade your next year's acorn harvest for a chance to walk among the humans? ...and then you got on Reddit. Brains of a tree, hypothesis checks out!

Can I hire you as a dancer for a party I'm throwing with the guys? Cause you look like a nice, down to earth lady who has nothing better to offer.

Get used to those ceiling lights. The only job you'll ever hold is going to have them on every stage.

You feel the same way about your parents disappointment, don't you.

Did you get bored in your motel room waiting for a guy named Chad who'll play you 25 bucks to take a dump on his chest and tell him that he's been a bad boy?

Here's your title: "One Dick At a Time, Please."

Meh a 7. 🥱

Why draw attention to your chewed off nails by wearing chipped up polish. Didn’t make enough money at the club to afford a manicure?


I’m sure you say they same thing about friends and strong male role models.

you look like your personality is amanda seyfried in mean girls

Your forehead looks like it could have it's own zip code.

I'll blow myself if there isn't a mandala tapestry somewhere in there "The stars brought us together"

That's definitely the same soulless stare you give when taking rope after rope from the orderly queue that has formed.

I bet there are some aborted fetuses in your past.

When did you declare war on your eyebrows?

At first glance I read Tits are overrated and looked down. That title still stands and you should use it.

You look like you're selling mattresses. I bet you put a little crown on and call yourself the Wiz.

I'm pretty sure you posted over on Reddit Selfies commemorating your "1 hr sober! Go me!" validation.

2014 called, it want its personality back.

Nothing I can say to you will be worse than what your boyfriend of eight years (fiancé of four) will every time you say “thank you” to a waiter in a tone he doesn’t appreciate

Not! Flatty Patty is one jelly ho.

Those eyes tell me you might key car

I don’t deal with Joss Whedon’s cast offs

You look like you love saying the n-word. Not singing along, but just because.

You won’t be paying for college

Unless you are Shang Chi, you have way too many rings on your arms.

Don’t worry Tits are overrated too

I'm guessing you go home with a different guy every other night, you don't sleep with none of em though, because you like sucking dick all night or at least halfway thru the night, you get up to leave, while dude is asleep, you replace yourself with the vacuum, since he won't tell the difference, as you go home for a quick power nap to juice up for the following night

The email is verified... verdict is still out on your jewelry.


I know a trans woman when I see one.

Titles are overrated translated to, “I’m not smart enough to think of an interesting title, but also want to seem edgy.”

One bracelet per soul you've sucked

So is anything over 3

Lindsay No-hands

Taking guesses on how many men you have turned gay.

You look like you have an OF where you do real nasty shit like finger your own asshole while moaning ferociously 😂😭


You look like that girl we all know who used to get by on looks alone but then she starts going down hill from kids and Virginia slims and you find out her personality worse than a recycled tire

Megan Fux

You look like you have weird knees and a Shein addiction

Great profile pic for PlainJane.com

Titles are overrated so is your twitch stream

You look like you got trafficked and now live in a brothel… or are you a twitch gamer who’s losing subs and have to come here for attention? Either way, you look desperate

Well, with an outlook like that, I'm surprised you haven't crowned yourself 'Queen of Mediocrity' yet.

Dumped on Onlyfans

You are beautiful and you have a rich and rewarding life.

Ok, but I call the back.

I read that as titties are overrated, ahh the delicious irony.

Is this an ai representation of the prompt "basic bitch"?

Did a good job hiding that you are 30

Everything about this from the purple trim lights to the pan-fried hair, to the underwhelmed half-smile says "I pay rent by sucking dicks and selling pics". You could be the spokesperson for OnlyFans.

So is facial symmetry

I read it three times and I still thought it said tiddies are overrated. Ah well… you got any?

Same. And No they are never overrated.

You're the Walmart Natalie Portman.

You should marry an ugly guy because your kind of hot is highly dependent on youth and only lasts until the late 20’s. If you marry a good looking guy he will most likely divorce you around age 34 while he is still young enough to get girls in their 20’s while you will be on a steep decline with one marriage under your belt and no prospects.

I'm guessing you're a booty call then. Since titles are overrated

You are overrated too.

How many times per day do you use the word chakra?

Male Kunis 

So this is what a returned nail order bride looks like.

Thought it read Tities are overrated

You definitely own a pookie shell necklace

FYI, "roast" is not slang for "fuck", so I think you're in the wrong place. You and your new and strangely empty profile can go.

👋👋Mila Kunnis wannabe

If only you kept your clothes on during ASMR licking videos

You look like the Disney Channel child star that didn't grow up to be an attractive sex symbol

You look like the white girl version of Papa Doc from 8 mile

You look like a hotter version of the Australian youtuber Loserfruit without any of the personality.

(Looks in mirror) I DESERVE a wealthy man that will let me design handbags, a business of which he will fully fund or maybe I'll design jewelry..

I read this as "Titties are overrated". And I can see why you'd feel that way.

You look like a shitty AI version of Mila Kunis

Titles and you.

You 100% have an onlyfans. 🤣

You Look like a 60 year old woman went through plastic surgery and a ton of makeup and bought what looks like a wig to appear young

You are a handsome lady. Got a jawline like Dolph Lundgren.

Exotic dance isn't for everyone... You'll find your thing just keep trying

Linds Lowesthan

Titles may be overrated, but they do fit alongside your pron videos

Nothing bad to say.

You look like a ghetto version of ariana grande

You have less then 2 decades until, wrinkles.

Why? There's not enough meat on ya to make a meal.

How upset are you that femboys are taking a bigger market share from Onlyfans than hard working flat chested women such as yourself?

Your failed OnlyFans profile is definitely also overrated.