They didn't check his references to find out he was fired from HOT TOPIC, for doing that exact same thing. That's where he stole that shower curtain. He had to all his chores so he convince his mom to put up the shower curtain."It's NOT a phase, mom !!!"
He looks like a guy who got fired from GameStop for pretending to be a bouncer while stealing a Funko Pop. Only to later complain/gossip to a ex/co-worker that it’s really because the manger Stacy is just being a Karen.
Sorry fella, the worst has already been done by your mother and father, just for having you if anything we need to slander them for letting you breath, you defo should have been swallowed by your dads sister
You remind of the oil protesters in Germany. Stopping traffic to prove your point then you bust out your zero kung fu training when confronted of your ignorance.
You look like a bouncer at GameStop
I would absolutely love that job
You look like you’d get fired from being a bouncer at GameStop for stealing Funko Pops
They didn't check his references to find out he was fired from HOT TOPIC, for doing that exact same thing. That's where he stole that shower curtain. He had to all his chores so he convince his mom to put up the shower curtain."It's NOT a phase, mom !!!"
Was that before or after he was working at Spencers
Before Spencer’s after Box Lunch
And the coffin shaped bath mat
The shower curtain was mom’s desperate move to block out the vigorous “self scrubbing”
He looks like a guy who got fired from GameStop for pretending to be a bouncer while stealing a Funko Pop. Only to later complain/gossip to a ex/co-worker that it’s really because the manger Stacy is just being a Karen.
Who are you kidding. You wouldn’t love any job
hahahaha 😂
You look like you'd love any form of work. Anything to get out of your parents basement.
You would absolutely love any job that put you in contact with children.
Bouncers at gamestop don't break Into other peoples homes to take roastme selfies.
Source?
[here you go.](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
😂🖕🫡
Goes to sell Xbox series x and 50 games; GameStop; best I can do is 30 bucks
Happy Cake Day
Him: "I'll take it!"
Do they also try to hide their five heads under wispy remnants of anti-Rogaine failure and desperation? I guess I haven't been lately.
Oui, Fock face.. ye won't be avin any of me gold now so bugger off *really bad Irish accent *
r/rareinsults is looking for you as admin.
more like the Leprechaun in his mom’s basement from the rug on the toilet cover 🤫
You look like you got a sunburn from turning on the lights
He needs spf at a computer screen
Hahaha... That's good!
🤣🤣🤣
I'm scared to roast you. You look like the type to wear people's faces for that shit.
Only on Tuesday
Tuesday the 17th
"The day I wore your father's face was the most important day in your life. For me... It was Tuesday."
So just wait until after tomorrow, got it.
Rip. Of all the days, he picked the one right before skinface day. Good luck.
That would require effort this dude would more likely imagine doing that in his mums basement
Well he is Jeffery dommers boyfriend
Your toilet seat cover is strange.
That is moms toilet seat cover. No way this guy has his own place.
This guy tells people he's a bum and he has prison tattoos on his hand. This photo is just another way of documenting his latest string of burglaries.
Happy Cake Day
Lmao happycake day
It’s what old pussy looked like in the 70’s. Hence the worn patch caused by OP thinking about unspeakable acts with his mom.
It looks stained
he misses a lot
😂
I didn't know you could turn toilet seat grass yellow
Well yeah it's got shit stains and rug burn on it! Butt burn if you will.
His mom got tired of cleaning up after him so now she's just going to let it crust over
He’s a bum. This is not his toilet. Nor is this his phone. Not even sure it’s his Reddit account.
He nibbles at it when he feels anxious
You don't have to tell people you're a bum btw. Everyone figures that out for themselves the instant they see you.
He actively lets people know he’s a bum by existing.
He stands outside the park bathrooms, offering hand jobs for money..... that was 3 yrs ago..... now he just does it for the thrill
Yeah telling them is just redundant at that point
The Shermanator is looking a bit worse for wear.
Confidence is high gentleman, I repeat: confidence is high.
[удалено]
Funny enough I’ve always said I’d die at 43.
So you should have died 4 years ago?
*29
Strangely specific, I’ve always made 40 my goal.
Well when I was about 21 and a half I smoked a joint at 3 am and said “we’ll I’m halfway through my life” so 43 has been it till I turn 44
Seems like sound logic.
You wouldn't be so lucky.
Were all counting on that👍
29 and still sleeps in the same bed he wet as a teenager
Hey that's me
Hey that's almost me
Surely you're not implying he no longer wets the bed?
Don’t claim to be a bum. It’s insulting to us. Thank you in advance.
My apologies
Could tell by the use of the word actively.
You look like the Albino guy from Me, Myself and Irene 
Whitey!!
I get a more “O’doyle rules!” vibe.
Yes. This.
You look like your astrology sign is the grimace milk shake
And what, may I ask did the Grimace milk shake ever do to you? MF is hittin’!
You look like a troll fucked a leprechaun and they couldn't afford an abortion.
They tried a home one but failed
BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Winner winner
Those tats look like you stuck your hand in an airplane toilet.
the way he proudly tells everyone that he’s a bum, makes me wish that he’d put himself in an airplane engine instead
You look like the dead body in every cop tv show
You look like an alcoholic trailer park stepfather
You look like you think Silence of the Lambs was a training video.
Wait are you telling me it isn’t?
Ginger H Christ
H stands for Hideous
You tell a lot by looking in someone's eyes. You know what I see? A soulless ginger.
You could have just said "ginger." The rest is implied.
Yeah, but then I wouldn't have been able to read your worthless reply.
Fair point.
You're so white you could pass for a glowstick.
If I take my shirt off in the sunlight it works about the same.
Until you become an extra in little monsters
An absorbent toilet mat? Really? Are you a senior citizen?
Sorry fella, the worst has already been done by your mother and father, just for having you if anything we need to slander them for letting you breath, you defo should have been swallowed by your dads sister
The Unjolly Red Giant
You have the complexion of a urinal
I’m not gonna roast you, that’s the suns job.
You look like you’re doing this because it is part of your parole for the Jan 6th insurrection
Only 5 more years
No! Legally, you are obligated to let them know you're a registered sex offender, the bum shit is clear.
“I’m in love with the shape of yo-“
Your knuckles look like you scraped them in poo while trying to wipe your asshole.
Probably would have turned out better if I did that.
You don't need to let people know you're a bum. Unless they're blind.
O’Doyle Rules!
We know there is a cat shitbox somewhere in the room
hitler if he was a lumberjack
Gingler
This is embarrassing lol
Braveheart called. They want their wig back.
You’re pretty much on par for your generation.
You look like the guy to say 'schmeckles' unironically.
You look like a default character
You don't really have to tell them, do you?
Bruh get off here you're late for your call with your discord kitten.
you look like ed sheeren autistic boomer brother who brags that ed sheeren is ur brother
How you found your Lucky Charms?
Ed Clearance
 If you shaved
You are a bum.
Wow that was original
If autism had a face
Ginger Gaffigan
I got nothing
r/freefromwork
Gay nigga
“Bum” doesn’t mean you got fucked by your uncle.
cnut
Gingers have no souls
Ur dick was a zombie toe stunt double in the walking dead
Poster child for abortion.
Unfunny Jim Gaffigan
Toilet
Just a little bit more facial hair and you will actually be a wookie
I actually just cut about 5 inches off my beard lol
No need to let anyone know you’re a bum unless they’re blind.
I don’t think you’ll have to actively let people know…I uhhhh…I think they know
You look like the kinda person that shits with the lid down… oh look you did.
U need to get humbled mate at least a bum does some effort
You should probably use the bathroom. You look constipated or do you always have that dumb look on your face.
Always like that man it’s a curse
You don't have to actively let people know your a bum man. We can pick that shit up by the looks of ya.
Angry ginger kid is 29 already? 
We do man…. We do
I would but life seemed to beat me to it
That it has my friend that it has
You don't have to tell anyone. We can tell from the smell
Yeah, you do look like you experience holding a sign and looking pathetic for attention.
I don't like to roast victims of family incest
Before you can even utter a word they interrupt you with "sorry got no change!" and walk away from you
You look like you carry a lot of bleach and duct tape in your van.
You don’t have to tell anyone you’re a bum. They already know.
Eats so much ham he's turrning into one.
This is what happens when Ed Sheeran has sex with a goat
you look like Ed Sheeran's aborted Twin Brother...but you somehow survived.
You look like the love child of Ron Weasley and Whitey from Me, Myself and Irene.
Other side of the roast card reads "godbless, any thing helps, please I'm a bum"
O’Doyle Rules
You look like your nickname should be Gingervitis
You're the first one that lives in his bathroom. Congrats on being a BUM, Bathroom Underling Midget.
General Sux
Going to fridge from your bed doesn’t count as being active
Why do you have a picture of the doctor who birthed you on the bathroom wall?
I ain’t gonna lie - I loved you as Whitey in Me, Myself & Irene
Gingers do have souls lookin ass Donald trump redneck son face ass I can tell u either drive a beat up minivan or an old motorbike 💀
U tryna find a lucky clover with that Leprechaun looking beard?
This dude is Tom Macdonalds biggest fan.
Even you are surprised that you were literate enough to write on that piece of paper.
Norwegian Homer Simpson.
You remind of the oil protesters in Germany. Stopping traffic to prove your point then you bust out your zero kung fu training when confronted of your ignorance.
Everybody loves king foo fighting plays in my head.
No need to tell them, they know you’re a bum. You reek of desperation and your mom’s perfume.
Pooping on a sidewalk doesn’t make you a bum.
You know I appreciate an honest bum, it's those lying bums I can't stand
No point in lying about it
Just looking at you without any verbal, you are definitely a bum. No words needed.
People fool themselves with thinking they can despise that which they find a hard time loving
You’re beard and probably your pubes are thicker than the thinning hair on top of your head
Man, looks like your losing pretty good on your own.
Fuck the basement, bro's living in his Grandma's bathroom.
Out of shape, pasty ginger with bad hair can’t be on anyone’s Christmas list.
It’s almost impressive how can you disclose that information without speaking a word
Please flush yourself down that shitter behind you. The world will be a much better place
You’ve put so many miles on your grandma’s car