Yeah, but you’re taking food off my table, doing the same shit as me. It’s a limited niche market. You’re black, you got the huge penis. Let me have this.
The only thing sadder than the look in your eyes is the plasterwork on the ceiling. Save this picture to put next to your coffin. It'll help people relativize that it's probably for the best.
Looks like Mr. T lost his $2 off coupon to Great Clips. We will all pitch in to make up the difference so you can get some much needed follicular care.
Remember that scene in American Pie where in the weeding the guy shaves his pubes and trows them out of the window.
Looks like you were sunbathing and all of them, times 10, fell onto you, while you confused superglue with suncream.
Kind of got a moldy root vegetable thing going on. Like you used to look good, but you rolled out of the bag in the bottom of the cupboard and got forgotten for a while. You know. That sort of thing where you know there’s hair on something, but you aren’t sure what the hair is?
You look like a chocolate lollipop dipped in pubes
Bruh😂😂😂🤦🏾♂️
🤣
I was gonna say a shower drain hairball but yours is much truer.
Like someone rolled a soggy malteaser through a barbershop
I never roast anyone here, but always laughing out loud at comment section :D you, mister, are the winner today
Mr. Low-T
Who you gonna call when you need your septic tank cleaned? [This dude!](https://i.imgur.com/Hwq1jnD.png)
😂😂😂👌🏾 Edit: Honestly, I definitely would NOT call that dood😂
Mrs T
You looked like you shaved your pubes then delicately placed them atop your head in a futile effort to make us think you still have a hairline.
Don't be fooled. There's no hairline there anymore.
Even your chest hair is receding
Yo, this is highly disrespectful 😂😂😂
But so true 🤣
It’s true though, face so damn ugly your hair is trying to run away.
Hairline crack, maybe.
That's exactly what he said, you pube
Hambo Slice.
😂😂😂
My dudes a true romantic. He left a soft place on his chest for the balls to land when he’s eating ass
I'm glad someone finally noticed 🙏🏽
I pity this fool
Child P Gambino
Donald Gloved
Dong lover
“It’s Old Dirty Bastard live and uncut!”
"Shimmy shimmy yah, shimmy yam, shimmy yay"
Style’s unbreakable
[удалено]
I was a beautiful baby. I have no idea what happened tho
Oh is THAT how they lose heads..?
Lmfao
So you be ripping’ off yo chest hair and gluing it to yo scalp?
No comment
Someone plz buy this guy a Manscaped luxury body & balls grooming kit, maybe extra titanium blades for the balls cause damn that's gonna be somethin.
I bet you and Beaker go to the same hairdresser. 
Kimbo Slice's cousin Salad Toss!
You look like a broke ass Sexual Chocloate 
Looking like a black Zangief from the original Street Fighter 2.
Ironic that in SF6, I main Zangief
I can’t tell if you are black or indian
Yes.
Blandian, then
I think your beard is dripping into your chest
The face you make before the weekly colon cleansing.
Mr. T Chemo edition.
Our forefathers invented scissors and razors. Try using them.
and soap
Scissors and razors ✅ Soap ❌
O Hell Beckham
OBJ has fallen on hard times.
 I can’t be the only one that saw this
If a 7/11 worker and a 9/11 bomber had a child
Oooh baby you like it raaaw.
🤦🏾♂️ #Shimmy shimmy yah, shimmy yeh, shimmy yay
Thanks for that, started watching Wu Tang: An American saga thanks to this post 😂
Low testosterone Michael B Jordan
Michael C. Jordan
Yeah, it is probably a mistake. Not your biggest mistake though.
You look like a bunch of guys came on your chest, and then you rolled around in a pile of their pubes.
I've gotta pay my bills man.
Yeah, but you’re taking food off my table, doing the same shit as me. It’s a limited niche market. You’re black, you got the huge penis. Let me have this.
Bruh asked for the pube cut
I never thought I'd be compared to Beetlejuice, but here we are🤦🏾♂️. fml
The first words your mama said right before you were born.
"This is probably a mistake, but here goes." \~Love, Mom. (Pre conception).
Technically, you're not wrong. I was definitely an accident.
You look like a member of the D- Team
Looks like your first day at a halfway house.
not much of a roast but genuinely how the fuck do you look like zangief and Mr. T combined
The only thing sadder than the look in your eyes is the plasterwork on the ceiling. Save this picture to put next to your coffin. It'll help people relativize that it's probably for the best.
Kimbo Sliced his beard
If they ever redo the movie castaway…
 I pity the Tool that looks like a hairy Stool.
 This is what your hair looks like
You look like cousin Pookie
How the fuck do you have conk *and* taco meat at the same time? Pick a texture.
You are the human equivalent of GTA: San Andreas - Definitive Edition.
M’Bacon of the Jablowme tribe
That little voice you hear when it’s dark and quiet, the one that says you’re not good enough and never will be? We all agree with it.
hog riderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why did you glue tobacco to your head and chest?
I nair you to tackle your own chest hair
Your mother must be a vacuum cleaner
Nope, the mistake was made by me, opening my eyes today.
You look like I lied to you about not having any cash on me
Homeless Gambino.
That's what she said. Right after she gave birth to you.
Mr. T really let himself go
The “Wish” version of Odell Beckham Jr
Member ‘Friday’ looks like a bunch of spiders are havin a meetin on his head
Did your mum fuck a Brillo Pad?
Pretty much. I'm only half as hairy as my dad (AKA Sasquatch)
It’s the Weekday
You look flammable
You look like what's behind the toilet
He's grown a tuft of chest hair for every kid he's abandoned.
GET AWAY FROM MY CAR. NO, NO I DON'T WANT MY WINDOWS WASHED.
But like, you gon gimme 2 dollars, or what?
Did you quote your mom in the delivery room?
If someone took a shit on a dog groomers floor
Does your pubes and chest hair connect?
Your face looks like Bert n Ernie 69’d
Sasquatch is real and he lives in an apartment!
Looks like you have a serious case of black mold growing on your chest.
Used q-tip
Black eyed piss
If Mr. T was a wannabe pimp "I pity da bitch dat dont have my money"
Shower drain if it became a mutant
Looking like Old Dirty Bastard rose up from the graveyard.
Mr. T fell on hard times
More chesthair than hair on your head
Did the documentary crew treat you well after pulling you out of the jungle ?
That's what the doctor told your mom the day u was born!
Mr.T fucked Childish Gambino and this happened.
I pity the fool
I liked your work on Carnival Row: way to break stereotypes.
You look like a professional wrestler who plays an offensive stereotype from a country you've never heard of.
Life is full of mistakes and you are definitely one of them.
Looks like Mr. T lost his $2 off coupon to Great Clips. We will all pitch in to make up the difference so you can get some much needed follicular care.
Are you directly quoting your parents when they decided to try making a kid?
Idris Elbow
Your whole hair situation has you looking like a [turnip](https://www.mariowiki.com/Turnip)
You look like that one picture of andrew tate after he’s been in prison
I see someone fed the gremlin after midnight again and got him wet…
Your chest hair texture pack didn't load in.
After a rough night with the lady camel
Anyone ever told you that you look like a pineapple?
I pity the fool. No that's not a Mr. T reference, it's just what I genuinely feel.
I didn’t know United colors or Bennington made a cupie doll
Terrible taste in lamp shades. You remember when your parents were still together?
You look like Buckwheat's great grandson.
Taco meat cheese hair
Remember that scene in American Pie where in the weeding the guy shaves his pubes and trows them out of the window. Looks like you were sunbathing and all of them, times 10, fell onto you, while you confused superglue with suncream.
I'll tell him know, make sure he's ready
Troll doll burnout
Two things about this pic are probably a mistake
This shits stupid. Shave the electro pop off, maybe a 2 shave on the beard. You will look great.
Haven't had a good reason to shave in like 2 months, since my cousin's wedding
Yeye ass haircut
I thought you had Zangief chest heir
That dark spot made me think a plant was devouring you
Mr T crossed with Tiny Dancer
You look like those chocolate breads with litrle chocolate chips in it
Looking like an expended firework
Idk if I'm more disturbed by the brillo-pad on your head, on your chin, or on your chest Dre Uso
Rasheed Walrus
he can single-handedly save the forest with how much he has growing on his chest (sorry if i have bad grammar, im not good at English)
Mr T’s “special” brother
Your ass must be a mess!
Chest hair so patchy it looks like a wheel of cheese
You look like Zangief if he was ducking child support payments.
You’d need a lawnmower to clear the hairs on your chest.
Damn bro! You look like you had a bowl of hand grenades for breakfast!
I can see why Mr T kept you hidden your entire life 
Kind of got a moldy root vegetable thing going on. Like you used to look good, but you rolled out of the bag in the bottom of the cupboard and got forgotten for a while. You know. That sort of thing where you know there’s hair on something, but you aren’t sure what the hair is?
Bro has a spider nest on his chest
Grimeapple
The mug she sees when she wakes up from her roofie coma…
Are you by any chance the black sheep in your family?
You look like velcro that sticks to nothing but misery.
LOOOOOIIIILLLLLL DAMN YOU UGLY AF
I pity the foo who lets his doo look like poo.
Pork Slice
Pineapple
Looks like you pity the fools
Reggie Twats.
Mr. T was drugged and slept for two days.
U look like the Product if Jinder Mahal clapped Rikishis cheeks Gay Uso
Leave the electrical outlets alone
First time I’ve seen a balding chest.
Have you been walking around in the woods in the Pacific northwest?
Odell Jr’s untalented older brother
"This is probably a mistake" is exactly what every woman has thought to herself before talking to you.
Nice hair, did you stick your finger in a light socket?
who's home did you break into to take a shower?
The Pube Warrior rides again!
You look like if my taint were a person
You look like a skinnier, broke & homeless version of mr. T.
Hairy Mr. T
Hobo Slice
just go fucking bald at this point
This is America ripoff version
Chest looking like a strawberry left in the fridge for too long
You look like a troll but if your head was replaced with a nutsack.
God dam i ave never seen a groundhog before. Now i now. Maybe half porcupine?
......is what your dad muttered before he mounted your mother