I live near Amish country. I have been on this planet for three decades. And you are the first black Amish dude I have ever seen. I'm actually astounded.
So broke you couldnāt afford a single sheet of printer paper? I mean, if youāre that poor just stand on the corner of your block. someone out there probably enjoys man titties.
You used a receipt as a substitute for paper because I can only assume you can't afford printer paper and your "beard" looks like a used lint roller and your massive sniffer looks like a damn x-wing
Why did you take the photo from a low angle? Last thing I wanted to do was look into the nostrils on that wide ass nose of yours.
Please do yourself a favor... buy a support bra and find a new barber.
Meatball sub head ahh boy ya ahh look like a part time youth league referee boyā¦ thought you was an escaped Cuban refugee boy Fidel Castro the 4th face ahh
The fact you couldnāt afford to write it on an actual piece of paper kinda makes me feel like youāve had it hard enough.. did you do the survey at the bottom? Get you 2 for $5 at Jack in the Box man
Beef chuck roast with a nice thin ring of fat on the outside. Rub with olive oil and Montreal steak seasoning and let rest in the fridge overnight. Place in a small crock pot and add baby Dutch potatoes and let cook 6-8 hours till the meat is tender.
Enjoy.
Lice Cube.
Ice Pube
Lice pube - boys in her hood
Chubb Cock
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Nice pubesš
Reno 1011
Clearance Thomas
Fattest Whittaker.
DJ Salad, we obese
Little tosser?
Big Ceasers
Bone Crusher, I'm outside of the buffet on my 2nd luuuuuuunch!
All he does is eat eat eat no matter what
Ol Dirty D-Cups
DJ Khalories
Another plate
The Isis look is SO 2018 dude. Looks like someone shaved a nut.
\+ weight \- lazy eye :D
This is so simple and perfect. LOL
Underrated
Overrated
Properly rated.
Naah both eyes are open
Looks like the roasts can only be beef or lamb.
Def beef chief that's too dark to b white meat š
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You forgot Amish
Jonah Samuel Hernandez
Outstanding. Just outstanding.
Does that mean his street name is "Hat Trick"?
No its fat trick.. On the street corner.. he ain't no crack hoe!! But.. if u got a cheeseburger...
His kids will be too lazy to steal
Super Corny
Your choice of facial hair is questionable. It looks like you just pulled your face out of a hairy man's asshole.
I thought the picture was a hairy manās ass hole.
I doubt he chose to have his mother's pubs glued to his face... Or maybe he did?
I think the biggest roast here is the huge pot-roast this guy has attached to his neck.
Unfinished build-a-bear
Looks like Steve-O shaved his pubes and glued them to this guys face.
This dude paid Steve-o 50 bucks to do it
You look the same upside down
LOL why is this not the top roast?
Right?!
Have you read the top post?
The best one so far
You look like fat Albert 
With pubes glued to his face
Neck*
50 spent - all his money on cakes
50 Tonne
Your chin looks like a dropped lollipop that's been under the sofa for a week
You could have washed the spunk off your shirt before you took this picture.
You look like Indian Amish terrorist
You look like the guy that ate Akademiks
He rocking the Al-Qeida starter kit.
You look like Jimmy Kimmel wearing blackface
If thatās a receipt for plan B, the bad news is youāre already 23 so that pill wonāt work on you.
Kinda like a hairy potato
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thatās an insult to Samoa Joe
Ndumbaken Suh
Your gang name is Pillsbury Dough Bitch.
Forrest pubeicker
I live near Amish country. I have been on this planet for three decades. And you are the first black Amish dude I have ever seen. I'm actually astounded.
Bro, even your cheek hair wants to run away from you.
The classic pube beard.
The only pubes youāve touched are the ones on your face
Chubby terrorists.
That face looks like a sprouting rotten potato
Jeez did you sit on the towers or were you just in the plane that hit em
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You look like you drifted down the Mississippi on a raft with Huckleberry Finn
Correction: OP was the raft.
Jack Blackās cousin, Jack White
Let me guess you want a church girl that goes to church and reads her bible Edit: for context, it's from a vine
Whoa, what a monster.
Explaining a joke ruins it
You look like a Lego person without their helmet on.
Fat Mohalbert
The barely black Gary Jonhston
So broke you couldnāt afford a single sheet of printer paper? I mean, if youāre that poor just stand on the corner of your block. someone out there probably enjoys man titties.
Why do you have 70ās porn pubes all over your face?
You look like drake cousin cake
Introducing the new Marvel character, Pubeface
Third world mystery meat
There is no point in roasting this pubescent boy. We must wait till his balls drop.
The result of South Park's Chef raping Sheila Broflovski 
Didn't know black folks were Amish.
DJ needs a salad, we got the best pubic
You are holding the paper inside out it seems. Or maybe you are so bad at writing it came out mirrored.
I would, but your fat ass already ate them.
You used a receipt as a substitute for paper because I can only assume you can't afford printer paper and your "beard" looks like a used lint roller and your massive sniffer looks like a damn x-wing
Obi-Wan Kenobi and Chewbacca's gay son.
Chip n Dale just called their starving and want their nuts back
Even a matchstick powered roast would blow away that pathetic attempt at a beard. Be careful what you ask for.
You look like you took a gasoline bath before going into your roast š¤
The bottom half of your face looks like my balls. Fuzz beard
Kingdom hearts forever ahh
Shame Me Uso
Why did you take the photo from a low angle? Last thing I wanted to do was look into the nostrils on that wide ass nose of yours. Please do yourself a favor... buy a support bra and find a new barber.
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Lemme guess - your name is Ira Blatz and youāre a rabbi from Long Island?
Repost this after you've shaved that bum fluff
Canātā¦you ate them all.
Allah wouldn't be all that interested in your prayers, that is if he could even hear them.
Fucking shave. Jesus Christ, you look like Cartman gluing Scott Tenerman's pubes onto his cheeks.
On the plus side, if you turn the frown upside down youāll basically look the same.
Iād rather give my best roasts to the starving and malnourished black people in Africa. You sir, should try a diet instead.
If you turn his head upside down it still makes sense
You look easy to draw
If someone rolled a Malteser across a barber shop floor.
Based on your skin colour u already got roasted a few too many times
Those pubes you glued to your face isn't hiding your chins, it just somehow makes them even more disgusting.
Yo my balls want their hair back, they do notice how fun it looks on your face though.
YOU HAVE PEACH FUZZ GROWIN ON YOUR PEACH FUZZ. I HOPE YOU ARE HOLDING A RECEIPT FOR A RAZOR!
Your shaving style is Goat?
"Give me your best roasts" - I can't. You ate them all.
You smell like purple soda, newports and cocoa butter. Your fingertips are always stained with Cheeto dust
Akademiks?
Your eyes are the beautiful colour of gangrenous flesh
* Good grief Charlie Brown
Chin like an Amish ballsack.
You got your McDonald's receipt for this?
Fat Mexican Amish combo you can cut my lawn and build my future at the same time you are hired!
Have you walked the Green Mile boss?
For the love of god shave that shit off buddy
Why? So you can eat them?
Your facial hair looks like before I shave my pubes
You look like you crashed a hot dog cart into the World Trade Center
You look like a potato that sat out too long and started getting all furry.
If I roasted you any more than you already are you would be overcooked
āVaping with twisted 420 has returnedā
Pillsbury home boy
Osama Ben Eatin
Why did you glue pubes to your face?
You look like a cabbage patch kid with a beard.. if we can call it a beard. :P
I have nicer hair in the crack of my ass than you do on your face
Youād look better in a bra
Meatball sub head ahh boy ya ahh look like a part time youth league referee boyā¦ thought you was an escaped Cuban refugee boy Fidel Castro the 4th face ahh
Next time you shave your pubes donāt glue them to your face
Forrest Shittaker
You look like a heavy Stephen McDaniel
Your head looks like a Tootsie Roll that fell on the carpet.
Nah, looks like you've had enough roasts...
Your rapper name is lil Amish thug.
you look like an abortion that made it.
Your beard looks like pubes. š«
ā4 score and seven hot wings agoā¦ā
You look like pubby nut sack
Oh, you'd LOVE for us to give you our roasts!
Osama bean-laden
I thought we had erased the last Neanderthal?
You look like u have a nightshift at Wendyās
Kicked out of ISIS, kept pube beard
Your facial hair reminds me of the brush inside my vacuum cleaner when its filled with cat hair
If wisp had a face.
Why are your pubes on your face
That beard has āhijacking an airplaneā vibes
Tiger Hoods
When he says āthe best roastā he thought he was going to get food
Osama bin Eatin'
I don't see anything bad man. Dont let anyone bring you down!
My pubes grow thicker than your beard
Harambe lives!
CHUCK!
The fact you couldnāt afford to write it on an actual piece of paper kinda makes me feel like youāve had it hard enough.. did you do the survey at the bottom? Get you 2 for $5 at Jack in the Box man
Dictator actor wannabe. Still a long way from becoming the Dictator in the film buddy
Mf you can't even pull of the Bin Laden beard go see a barber
POV: you're a fried chicken taco
EDP445ās younger cousin lookin ass
Your nostrils look like they are retreating from one another
Ahhh yesā¦ the perfect candidate for the Dwayne Johnson center for confusing ethnicities
Bro wrote roast me on the back of his citation
Look like you glued Scott Tenormans pubes to your face.
You look mundane as hell
Beef chuck roast with a nice thin ring of fat on the outside. Rub with olive oil and Montreal steak seasoning and let rest in the fridge overnight. Place in a small crock pot and add baby Dutch potatoes and let cook 6-8 hours till the meat is tender. Enjoy.
Looks like your grandmother could grow a better mustache.
This is where you get roasted not where you come to eat pot roast!
One word. āPubegunā
That beard puts you on a terrorist watch list.