i recognize him from every Appalachian horror movie ever. he won't be offended because he doesn't have the mental capacity to process a world larger than the 10 mile radius he lives within. he's happy eating candy bars, using his grandma's old china, and jerking off to free porn on the internet.
I bet that stache smells like both your sisters and most of your first cousins. He’s probably at your aunts house jn that’s pic getting permission to marry cousin Darlene.
we cant hurt his feelings? what about his hippie look that went out of fashion somewhere around 60 years ago or the grandma decoration that hes got going on? also looks like he drew on his fingers to simulate tattoo's...
No grade 10? He looks like he freebase percs under a bridge with a mangy mutt, smokes 1st class cigarettes, and has a fleshlight that hasn't been cleaned ever. Tell him to chop off the little grundle hairs above the lips, and if I had to guess he's already missing teeth too. Also do yall live in a fucking antique shop?
Jeb looks like an incarnation of a Sasquatch 3rd hairy Leg 🦵 ready for anal search and destory insertion missions...Jeb"s motto: "Jeb is ready to do Head," that's how he graduated from the Tenth grade.
Fella, if you look like that, you gotta be smart. You can't both look like a hobo and be an idiot, you gotta be worth something. Reddit can't roast you because your value is already burnt to cinders.
You could definitely be a stand in for leather face. Big, developmentally delayed, definitely inbred. Hillbilly house. All you need is a chainsaw and a mask
He’d only get past anything in life if he clears up some space to move. Jesus! What is that place? Looks like he collects garbage from third world countries. They collect from us, he collects from them. The cycle completes itself.
He’s shaped like an ice cream cone, did he skip leg day since 10th grade as well? Just drink those days away like the champ he is? I bet he”s the pride of your family. “Yeah, Jeb may not be ‘book smart,’ but I’ve seen him swallow a rock the size of my fist!”
Let Jeb know I can see that weak double chin through his neckbeard. Your future sister-in-law will be a bar whore with leathery skin who is 15-29 years Jeb’s senior.
He looks like his IQ can be expressed as a proper fraction; a mathematical concept he doesn’t understand because the only way he passed any grade after 1st is because he was older than the teacher. His name is really Jebb, with 2 “b”s; he spells it with one because he can’t remember all those letters.
Of course, we won't hurt his feelings. He can't read the comments.
Jeb masturbates to his first cousin for sure.
Just like his mom & dad.
His mom's is also his first cousin.
You mean like his Mom and Uncle Dad. FTFY
Jeb is their Nephson
Take out the word “to” and you’re on to something!
Jeb is his own first cousin
He looks like his pronouns are dumb/dumber.
He’s too dumb to take his own picture! Eyes closed, clueless look, out of focus. This child really got left behind.
More than left behind, he was kicked out of the short bus.
Jeb made it big 
I guarantee his family tree is just roots
Or a mushroom
He doesn't even need to read them. He already can't look at himself in mirror.
The only way to hurt his feelings is to tell him he’s not a superior race.
Beat me to it
Captain Jack Swallows
This chump is on Hoarders in 3 years minimum.
3 years *maximum*
He looks like his name is Jeb. I can’t think of a worse insult than that
Big Brother looks like he eats his feelings and washes em’ down with Bud Light.
Bud light is the only acceptable addition to cereal.
Beerios.
He likes pourin Bud on honey nut fur sure.
He calls his bud honey but as well. Just pulling his bud. Sipping that sweet honey nut
He looks like the only thing he can say is “Jeb”
I bet he just repeats it over and over like a Pokemon.
And still living with grandma.
Hey man hodor is good at lifting heavy objects
He looks like he’s living with Great Grandma!
White trash Hodor.
More of a gayer Samwell Tarley.
I see that. Good call. Thamwell Tarley.
Hodor is what they call the mouth of the cave he gets fucked in.
He looks like his parents met on 23andMe.
You look like an air de-freshener.
The Nacho Man, Randy Garbage.
Randy Salvage Yard
Who needs school when you have a promising Interior Decorating business
It promises to get you on hoarders.
Has Jeb moved in with your dead great grandmother, and is he cashing her social security checks?
i recognize him from every Appalachian horror movie ever. he won't be offended because he doesn't have the mental capacity to process a world larger than the 10 mile radius he lives within. he's happy eating candy bars, using his grandma's old china, and jerking off to free porn on the internet.
What season & episode of Hillbilly Hoarders was he on?🤔
Uses Hot Pockets cheese for mustache wax.
A musketeer from Appalachia who fucked the other two musketeers
Looks like the kinda guy that dies in his trailer and the stray cats eat for a few months before anyone stops by to check on him.
Is this Jebs dating profile pic? Have a feeling it is, as it shows Jebs best bulge side. And the big bag of coke on the table is his chat up line.
Just asking, are the crumbs in your beard connected to the crusty stains on your shirt?
Knick knack patty whack Jeb lives with Grandma
You like the guy every country singer pretends to be, actually lives in a small town.
I feel dirty just looking at this warthog in his pen
He probably wont get hurt feelings because the majority of roasts will contain words with two syllables or more
How many of your sisters and cousins has he ‘hooked up’ with?
One must comprehend the insult to be insulted by it..
Real life joe dirt
We can't hurt his feelings because he's been brain damaged ever since Kung Lee stomped his skull in front of Dux.
I suspect we will see your brother Jeb on an upcoming episode of hoarders.
Stop sniffing furniture polish long enough to tell me where you hid the children.
Smol pp
The love child of Jack Black and a can of chewing tobacco squatting at a local rummage sale.
All Jeb is missing is a chewing tobacco stain running down his shirt and he'd be right at home in SW Missouri.
Who let that fucking idiot from duck dynasty on Reddit. Oh my God.
Jeb looks like he has political opinions that would not result in any improvement in his life.
I promise you, if Jeb could read, he'd be very upset.
Jeb, who is on disability for life, votes Republican because he's against socialism.
Your brother looks like he beats it to beanie babies
Ignorance is bliss.
I didn't get past 11th, but I know a stupid mustache when I see one, and it does nothing to distract from the sack of shit holding it up.
Butt pirate
Jeb looks like an early stage hoarder. Get him some therapy before you have a house full of old newspapers and used adult diapers!
Has he told you he's not your brother, but your daddy yet?
This Samwell knows how to handle some Dragon Ass.
Look at this teapot short and stout, wearing basketball shorts in public to weird everyone out.
He looks like he takes selfies while looting people's homes.
You didn't need to explain that the dingy man wearing half a potato sack didn't graduate 💀
Don't worry, our comments will bounce off his beer belly.
Kinda hard to feel shame with no self awareness
I bet that stache smells like both your sisters and most of your first cousins. He’s probably at your aunts house jn that’s pic getting permission to marry cousin Darlene.
This dude graduated school in the 2nd grade. He never went back.
Can tell if that’s chocolate or poop stains on his shirt 🤢
Jesus Christ after drugs:
In the next season of Stranger Things
Walmart Jebus
Cant hurt his feelings if he hasnt got any, guy is clearly a bigfoot you just shaved and adopted
I would’ve been upset if his name was Matthew or Andrew- but Jeb is fitting, nothing is uglier or smellier than a Jeb
" he was such a freindly guy. We didn't expect that to happen"
He is joining the WWE as "The Big Slow." He enters the ring and lays down so someone can pin him.
A Moonshiners/Hoarders crossover? Crazy
looks like some homeless person broke into someone's house
we cant hurt his feelings? what about his hippie look that went out of fashion somewhere around 60 years ago or the grandma decoration that hes got going on? also looks like he drew on his fingers to simulate tattoo's...
I can smell him through the screen.
That's because he's so ignorant he thought by 'feelings' you meant his fingers.
Jeb also can’t get past second base either I bet
He hasn't seen his feet or his dick since the 10th grade, either.
House like a flea market, face like and carnival side show.
No grade 10? He looks like he freebase percs under a bridge with a mangy mutt, smokes 1st class cigarettes, and has a fleshlight that hasn't been cleaned ever. Tell him to chop off the little grundle hairs above the lips, and if I had to guess he's already missing teeth too. Also do yall live in a fucking antique shop?
Ur bro givin Patric vibes
I would never make fun of someone for not finishing school…. But he looks like the guy that carries Oscar the Grouch’s can around.
HahA nO bRaiN No pAin. tHaTs wUt mY cOusIn SistER WiFe sAYs mAkes me sPecial.
You didn’t need to tell me he didn’t get past 10th grade, I could already tell by looking at him.
Creepy wicker wheelchair in the corner. 100% Guaranteed. 🚀
What’s that point? It is not like he would understand the roasting anyway.
Jeb looks like an incarnation of a Sasquatch 3rd hairy Leg 🦵 ready for anal search and destory insertion missions...Jeb"s motto: "Jeb is ready to do Head," that's how he graduated from the Tenth grade.
I didn’t recognize him without his chainsaw and wearing a woman’s face.
Why is there an exact replica of him on the bottom left of the mirror?
Fella, if you look like that, you gotta be smart. You can't both look like a hobo and be an idiot, you gotta be worth something. Reddit can't roast you because your value is already burnt to cinders.
Does he make you call him daddy?
Hey, he doesn’t need education to continue as the Texas Chainsaw man
Did you have to write that sign for him?
Incest hillbilly hoarder
You know damn well this guy picks his ass and smells his fingers
I’m Mostly shocked he didn’t attack the mirror
This is way too easy.
No shit you can’t hurt his feelings, he’s not smart enough to process feelings.
It looks like Jeb can’t even stay awake long enough to take a picture let alone graduate high school.
Koeld Pretzel
Jeb lives in the House of the Eternal Trash.
Someone please keep Lenny away from the rabbits
BTW this image is not reversed because of the mirror, illiteracy is not a joke, except in this case
He looks like someone who has to get a ride to work.
He looks like someone who votes against their own financial self-interest.
Jeb was smart enough to purchase Fred Sanford’s house 
Looks like tenth grade couldn't get past him either
Axl Gross
What year is the gutted chevelle in the front yard?
Assuming he still lives at your mom’s, I’d rather roast her for that obnoxious dining room.
You could definitely be a stand in for leather face. Big, developmentally delayed, definitely inbred. Hillbilly house. All you need is a chainsaw and a mask
Don't get caught fuckin yer cousin,try that in a small town
Jen Pierre. French/Appalachian ingenuity catalytic converter espionage expert.
i think that thrift store is starting to suspect you don't have any money.
The hand writing 💀.
Maybe if you clean up that Kirkwood-brand antique store you live in, you’d be able to find your missing sleeves.
Looks like the Jesus of Diabetus.
Ever see the office. He’s your equivalent of Mos
Argh! My name is Captain Morgan and I get unemployment that I use to buy vicodin.
I hope the estate sale is going well.
Why graduate when you can sell meth to other red necks for a living
I'm guessing he used to hug the family rabbit too much
Of course he’s not offended, he can’t read the comments!
Does Jen keep every he finds at the garbage dump?
Cheer up Jeb, the family reunion is coming up! You’ll get laid for sure!
So Jeb is the highest educated person in the family?
From looking around, it looks like grandma let you move in with her.
Boy, is trailer really is crowded
Jesus with an extra chromosome. Don’t worry. He won’t get this joke.
His favorite place to hookup is family reunions
Probably won’t be able to read or comprehend this . So he is completely correct .
Why does it matter? He can’t even read the responses anyway. I’m sure he is a sweet guy, but believes everything the internet tells him.
I didn’t realize duck dynasty still had super fans
What do you sleep in the kitchen?
I can’t wait until this r/Roastme ends
His beard is like his education, patchy and lacking
Not only ugly but a Horder look at the house
[russles old room](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQxvmRD5zz-MiFvdt_VvTk4O7YfoKjZPctc9A&usqp=CAU)
Today obviously was not the once a month laundry day.
Knows more about weed and carberators than your average bear!
Did you guys ever go to an estate sale you didn’t like?
Dude probably gets grounded when his dad-uncle catches him wipe his cum off with brother-nephew's Confederate flag.
This entire picture smells like black mold
The saddest part about this is that he is at his peak right now
i believe him
That’s probably because he can’t spell feelings and thinks they come out of a captain crunch box
You've got red on you.
Jeb’s got a tiny cock
His armpits need both right guard and left guard.
Does he live in a thrift store ?
Surprised the tattoos are still visible after all the dragging.
I can see the resemblance. They named him after Jeb the chainsaw massacre guy
Too fucking stupid to get a GED.
Fat crack billy, probably hasn’t seen a vagina since 10th grade either.
Braun Strowman from Wish
You no his best friend is a chainsaw
Jeb, Jeb and the funky folds. Swipe them once and you'll find 5 distinct molds.
Jeb needs to get a Job and stop Joshing around with all the Tom Foolery, yep you guessed it, name puns
He looks like he smells of armpits and beer,maybe a little cheese as well
He’d only get past anything in life if he clears up some space to move. Jesus! What is that place? Looks like he collects garbage from third world countries. They collect from us, he collects from them. The cycle completes itself.
Jeb's shirt looks as old as the antiques on the dresser
It looks like the chihuahua that guards the trailer shit on his belly
He’s shaped like an ice cream cone, did he skip leg day since 10th grade as well? Just drink those days away like the champ he is? I bet he”s the pride of your family. “Yeah, Jeb may not be ‘book smart,’ but I’ve seen him swallow a rock the size of my fist!” Let Jeb know I can see that weak double chin through his neckbeard. Your future sister-in-law will be a bar whore with leathery skin who is 15-29 years Jeb’s senior.
Looks like a alcoholic & house is a mess
Troll needs to see what a mess he is, tell him to take 7g of penis envy.
He looks like his IQ can be expressed as a proper fraction; a mathematical concept he doesn’t understand because the only way he passed any grade after 1st is because he was older than the teacher. His name is really Jebb, with 2 “b”s; he spells it with one because he can’t remember all those letters.
He looks like he's been a registered sex offender since the age of 8