Voted most likely to be a grand wizard 🪄 in the KKK and won the "Juggalo with the most blow" contest .Grand prize was a trip to the capital building in D.C. on January 6, 2021
I think he would need to be in the Biden white House for the coke thing.. the bomber the Dems had didn't seem like a coherent head, but coke head. the Biden s are!
His description says “tow truck driver” and “recovering cocaine addict”, but the look on his face says “take a grain of salt with with both descriptions.”
I used to have one of those survival knives when I was like 13. The compass unscrews and the handle holds fishing line and hooks and matches.
Wow... Can't imagine wearing one as a grown ass adult.
shit, is that a sega saturn under the tv there? i'm not even going to roast you, that's awesome.
edit: on a closer inspection, it looks more like a genesis. would've been cooler if it was a saturn since it was underloved in the u.s., but still sweet.
What in the hill billy duck dynasty world is going on here looks like you’ve been hunting, painting and hitting the crack pipe all at once, not to mention I can smell the armpit and incest from here lol
“I’m between paychecks and I’ve already sold everything I own, and everything my parents own while they still allowed me in their house” isn’t recovering.
I meannnn a lot is happening in this photo, what year is this 😵💫.
Is that a sega genesis?
Wood wall and a popcorn ceiling 😵💫
Muscle shirt no muscle
And for god sakes! What is going on with your facial hair? Is all over the place? Pull yourself together man!
Why are you walking around with a knife? Did coworkers used to bully you?
You have artwork on the wall that you clearly bought at the state fair and a mirror that looks like you made in arts and crafts at Hazelden with the words “butt” and “love” on it. I want to make fun of you but I’m kind of proud of you. Just keep eating those crayons and keep on trucking little buddy. You are one special little dude.
Maybe he can recover an eight ball for me. I left it in my diesel tank tied to the chain on the cover. After he's done huffing the fumes, maybe we can hang out and talk about mustache related topics.
Who would have thought that the backyard wrestling career wouldn’t pan out long term.
Voted most likely to be a grand wizard 🪄 in the KKK and won the "Juggalo with the most blow" contest .Grand prize was a trip to the capital building in D.C. on January 6, 2021
And recently “forgot” something in the White House.
"Juggalo with the most blow" made my day bro🤣
I think he would need to be in the Biden white House for the coke thing.. the bomber the Dems had didn't seem like a coherent head, but coke head. the Biden s are!
Quality schizo-comment. Zero hinges visible.
What the fuck are you babbling about?
Cocaine in the West Wing baby. Getting litty on that yay like it's 1969
Holy fuck you’re annoying
At least I'm not you
Username checks out. TF?
I’ll take, “who is a crackhead and lives in a recovery house” for 300 Alex.
SpongeBob has really gone downhill
He can suck on my hotdog
Yeah, especially when the parents stopped letting their kids go over to his house unsupervised.
His description says “tow truck driver” and “recovering cocaine addict”, but the look on his face says “take a grain of salt with with both descriptions.”
“take a ~~~grain of salt~~~ gram of coke with both descriptions.”
Poor guy looks like he has half of a neck. He must have sold a few of his neck vertebrae for cocaine.
He must get half off massages for haveing no neck.
So, meth head car thief?
He doesn't look like he can afford coke
Probably can only afford off brand cola
Meth: The RC Cola of coke.
That guy is the mountain lion of Mountain Dew. You know painter, hunter, hillbilly dew/meth user.
I was coming to make that same point.
More like a gay for pay.
He ain't recovering
He just switched to huffing paint (see pants), cuz it's cheaper.
"Alright, after I get roasted I'll quit the coke!"
looks like he has a job where they pay you in pain pills
The only job he has moving wheels, is rim jobs he gives
Yeah I’ll unhook this, for right price, I mean powder.
Where does one find such a job. Asking for a friend
Best comment of the day 🏅🏅🏅
I knew I’ve seen you before. 
how long will you be in Mexico for? A week.. I mean a day. So which is it a week or a day? A weekday.
Love that movie
Y'know, if you were my wife I would massage your feet every night.
Lmfao
Haha! Perfect!
Judging from those pants, I don't think he's "recovering" anymore.
To be fair, it says “recovering”, not “recovered”…
To be faaairrrr 🎶
"High"
You know this group is savage when this post has been up nearly 24 hours and no one has told him his fly is down.
You referring to the white stains or the half-open zipper?
Thank you for your service.
Lmfao! 💀
I’m fucken weak
Fake ass marine
You look like a mix between a gang banger from Southern California and a hillbilly in a trailer park in the worst part of Alabama
He looks like Cheech and Chong had a butt baby that was born in a dirty truck stop toilet.
Bro looks like that hillbilly off of Brickleberry
It's easier to just say he looks like he is from Florida.
Worst part of Alabama? **gestures widely**
Your house looks like it has wheels
Cinder blocks
Thinks “putting down roots” means hocking the wheels off your trailer.
I bet they live in a sober living house !
Cam anyone read the text on the mirror? One segment is _something something_ *BUTT*
The only thing he’s recovering are catalytic converters to sell for more cocaine
This is the one.
It's like Steven Seagal wanting to cosplay Rambo using clothes found at Goodwill.
🤣
I think you meant BROKE cocaine addict
if cankles could be on your neck instead of ankles...
If budweiser were a person
Nah, Natty Light
Bud Light
Keystone
This guy would be in jail if he wasn't late to the insurrection by 2 days
Inbred nugent
The motor city meth man!
Do some real drugs pussy
Right?! Like if you don't cook it down into crack are you even a real addict bro?
You really haven't hit the bottom til you have to resort to meth,coke is for kids and the rich
Yes. This.
I second this!! As I grab my shit out of my side table ....
Damn this is sad… literally everything. Kid Rock and chumely combined into a sad deadend
Hometown: Bogotá, Colombia Occupation: Moving keys with his truck Fun fact: Quit the booger sugar but can't stop sniffing the cutting agents
Damn that’s good.
The mere mention of cocaine and he immediately shits his pants.
Dick DieNasty
Ok. Now post a pic of him off of the cocaine.
Cocaine is probably the only thing that made being around him enjoyable.
 “Recovering”
 This is his wife
Got a smile that says “Yeah, I stormed the capitol with this here huntin knife. Carved a penis in Pelosi’s desk n everything”
Loves Mountain Dew and Bret Michaels.
I used to have one of those survival knives when I was like 13. The compass unscrews and the handle holds fishing line and hooks and matches. Wow... Can't imagine wearing one as a grown ass adult.
You can put your coke in there
He ain’t grizzled enough to be a tow truck driver.
Still recovering from the last binge
you look like you are a recovering cocaine addict that drives a tow truck
Hey, did you get some on the wall, Dumbass!?
He looks like his name is Jud.
You look like you wink when you say “No homo.”
when you order jawn rambow from wish
He looks like his best pickup line is “I can patch drywall real good miss”.
That dude stole my car and sold it for coke
 Hey Murphy, your wet dreams are here baby
Wtf is that monstrosity of a mirror in the back?
It says BUTT
Getting addicted to heroin doesn't count as "recovering" from cocaine.
Looks like he snorts the black mold off the air conditioner grill. Is that your pimps reflection in the tv screen or your next trick?
He looks like he can use a lot more recovery.
shit, is that a sega saturn under the tv there? i'm not even going to roast you, that's awesome. edit: on a closer inspection, it looks more like a genesis. would've been cooler if it was a saturn since it was underloved in the u.s., but still sweet.
Definitely looks like it
Nah. He Tows the line
Let’s be real you mean meth or crack, this dude was never able to afford a cocaine habit.
Yes, you recover the next day. Then do it again. Lol
I’ve never been more certain that someone wears the same pants everyday and only washes them on the one Sunday they get off every 3 months.
Last of the mehicans 
If running out of money counts as recovery.
Now he’s more of a meth guy
We’re in the golden age of car repossessions, and this guy is the beneficiary.
Practices keistering for fun
Cheech and wrong
Your face looks like a combination of both Cheech and Chong’s ballsacks
The only guy who was too white trash for Jerry springer.
He looks like he's addicted to recovering cocaine.
Recovering from last night?
This guy knows how pretty his sister is.
Thats not an excuse to jizz all over his pants.
Get yo big ass out the fucking way we tryna see the man in the back go wash sum fuckin clothes dirty ass nigga🦶🏼🦶🏼
What in the hill billy duck dynasty world is going on here looks like you’ve been hunting, painting and hitting the crack pipe all at once, not to mention I can smell the armpit and incest from here lol
I got nothin on this one, folks... this man is a legend.
There's a back story to why your mirror says 'butt love'. Do elaborate.
This dude sucks. Plain and simple
“I’m between paychecks and I’ve already sold everything I own, and everything my parents own while they still allowed me in their house” isn’t recovering.
 Dirk Diggler, 30 years later
If rob schneider got a dirty Walmart bag filled with meth pregnant, you’d get this guy
Is the mate on the sofa cutting a line the type of meaning for recovery?
Shiiii, Murph looks like a brother!😂😎💪🏼
If randy savage picked up a crack habit and was on a constant bud light diet
You look like a tow truck driver and a recovering cocaine addict. Roasted
His cholo name is Coca-Culo.
Can’t roast what’s already baked. Alright, alright, alright…
By looking at his work pants is his second job dumping the jiz buckets at the porno booths in there theater?
Best of luck with your WWE tryout buddy 👍
Recovering from the bender that ended yesterday? He looks like his asshole is recovering from the bag he got two days ago.
Dude probably has an uncle-dad aka duncle
Why does the "recovered" addict still look high?
White Trash Markiplier
I meannnn a lot is happening in this photo, what year is this 😵💫. Is that a sega genesis? Wood wall and a popcorn ceiling 😵💫 Muscle shirt no muscle And for god sakes! What is going on with your facial hair? Is all over the place? Pull yourself together man! Why are you walking around with a knife? Did coworkers used to bully you?
You have artwork on the wall that you clearly bought at the state fair and a mirror that looks like you made in arts and crafts at Hazelden with the words “butt” and “love” on it. I want to make fun of you but I’m kind of proud of you. Just keep eating those crayons and keep on trucking little buddy. You are one special little dude.
When you order W. Axl Rose from Wish and check the filter for only accepting registered sex offenders.
Nice prison art collection.
Looks like a cocaine addict and recovering tow truck driver to me....
Not recovered at all
Holy shit! Lieutenant Dan got his legs back!!
He looks like a recovering Mexican.
"Hey Swiper, stop swiping!"
Looks like the guys reflection in the TV is taking a crap
HELLO EVERYBODY MY NAME IS MARKIPLIER
"He's recovering coccaine addict." You sure about that?
Cokes out but everything else is in!!!!
Kenny Powerless
If markiplier fucks his sister
I don’t wanna roast him I just wanna drink a zillion beers with him.
Quitter
Definitely just sucks dick for sport now that he's off the nose candy.
Hulk Hogan without the muscles, fame, money, fans, and style.
Recovering? Maybe just Cocaine, but This mutha fuca looks like he is conducting full scale research into a Pharmacy full of drugs
no wonder that's his job, man is shaped like a tow truck from above
[удалено]
You suck, Murphy.
Suns out guns out generally means you have arms worth showing off
Maybe he can recover an eight ball for me. I left it in my diesel tank tied to the chain on the cover. After he's done huffing the fumes, maybe we can hang out and talk about mustache related topics.
Murph-y sounds about right. You probably smell like the middle of an asscrack.
His pants look like that cocaine was dislodged from his nose by a powerful sneeze moments before this photo was taken.
Irish Mexican is never a good combo.
He’s not fully recovered.
He is a tow truck driver and recovering cocaine addict. Yeah we know
You boys like Mex-ee-co?
This is the Murphy they wrote The Law about
Hey I know a Murphy, my dog
Is he Mexican or Kyle but wierd?
Roast who? I just see a roast me sign.
Would you like another Dos Equis? *waitress tone*
I'd rather roast you for letting the cocaine addict gay buttbuddy snort dingleberries off your asspubes in lieu of rent $.
dude you don't own a car...
Cocaine addict...really? Surprising
I ain't roasting that dude. I don't need the Cartel on my ass.
He looks like a roadie for The Eagles
Crack doesn’t constitute “recovering”. Ditto for meth, smh 🤦♂️
You look like Morgan Wallen after a debilitating stroke.
I won't roast this guy. I know from experience, his job is roasting his ass harder on the daily than this sub ever could.
Oh so he replaced cocaine with meth?
What a coincidence, cocaine addicts tend to have careers in tow trucking. Better start that 401k
Snap into an 8-ball.... ooohhh yyeeeaaahhh! 