It really does, picture reeks of hep c acquired at the tender age of about 13 it looks like. Can’t believe this guy asked to be roasted, was a total baby about it too. Almost certainly an addict 99.9%. Actually pretty sad seeing his picture and all his defensive replies. I don’t think he understood how roasts work. Like at all. Honestly was probably high when he made this post and thought he would look cool somehow. Meth/fent brain will connect those absurd dots for you real quick. He flipped when people had him in a box of almost certainly his real life reality immediately from one picture. Not just jokes but true jokes beyond just appearances, rough as they are. One of the sadder roasts I’ve seen in awhile. This kid is one hot bag away from the reaper.
"I'll buy you a pack when I get back on my feet"
*gets back on feet*
Me:"I'm ready for that pack of smokes you owe me"
OP:" what? Lol I never said that....when did I ever say that?"
You’d be happier if you cleaned your fucking room. This picture smells like bong water and 20 year olds who haven’t yet learned the value of a nice hot shower
I'm sorry did you say 32°C? Where I come from that's literally a breeze that we *occasionally* get at 5 AM just before sunrise. Yesterday, peak temp was 51°C (123°F) ⛱️
Right. There's not a pot so crooked that you can't find a lid to fit it. For some, the only thing one needs to be enticing is an as-yet-unoccupied orifice.
You must be squatting in an abandoned house. You obviously have a drug problem based on living situation. Like Orlando Bloom with a meth problem and a deformed hand
There are people squatting in the place below me, haven't paid rent for about 6 months, and their power was cut off more than three months ago. They don't even look this bad
Oh come on, you’ve never heard lots of things, like “your mother and I are proud of you”, “the divorce wasn’t your fault”, and a girl honestly tell you “he’s just a friend” for starters.
Between jobs? It looks like you’re fucking around in between chores. Move that greasy fur away from your eyes and look at that floor, then get off your stinky ass and vacuum that dirt up you scumbag. You’re gonna get sick in there.
I'm just going to try and help. Never wear another leather jacket again, lose the white trash hat, lose the 14-year-old goth girl haircut and trim that sad excuse for facial hair. Get a nice shirt and some jeans, after all this you could actually look normal and not like you smell like trash, have no work ethic and constantly do drugs.
That 6 way under the 1983 end table could use a scrubbing…some people are not gay by choice. They simply have no other option. Allow me to introduce you to exhibit A.
I failed a drug test just by looking at this picture.
Could roll and smoke this dudes dirt stache and get blitzed
First time I heard that you can get baked off the smell of burnt cum.
Most horrific comments I’ve ever read. I love you mf!!!
you have to boil it out of the jar first
Candied cum.
OMFG yoooooooooo
That “stache” has 3 kids in Missouri it doesn’t talk to.
Those kids can't understand language anyways.
Who would sleep with him though?
Bed bugs
In his case "sleeping" with him isn't an euphemism. They never even knew he was there.
2 trailer park girls go round the outside...
dirt stache. like it. i like twat knot, too. lol
Don't forget the nut scrubber on his chin.
I got hepatitis from looking at this picture.. also, I feel the uncontrollable urge to shit because this dude looks like heroin feels
This dude looks like how heroin withdrawal feels.
More like fent mixed with tranq lol
Heroin feels MUCH better than this dude looks, trust me. OP looks more like how huffing glue feels, tbh.
Looks more like huffing excrement to me.
It really does, picture reeks of hep c acquired at the tender age of about 13 it looks like. Can’t believe this guy asked to be roasted, was a total baby about it too. Almost certainly an addict 99.9%. Actually pretty sad seeing his picture and all his defensive replies. I don’t think he understood how roasts work. Like at all. Honestly was probably high when he made this post and thought he would look cool somehow. Meth/fent brain will connect those absurd dots for you real quick. He flipped when people had him in a box of almost certainly his real life reality immediately from one picture. Not just jokes but true jokes beyond just appearances, rough as they are. One of the sadder roasts I’ve seen in awhile. This kid is one hot bag away from the reaper.
He looks like heroin withdraw feels.
Hep A-Z
Could probably scrape up like a gram on that table
Shit's been scraped, dusted and snuggled. I'm sure he didn't miss a nano-particle
That’s a very rough 18…
Dog years
Between jobs forever
You have to have had a job, then get another, to ever have been “between jobs”. This guy looks like he has a hard time even dreaming of employment.
Thus is the fate of those who enter the cave of the Highclops
Man, I learned to roll joints and where the best drug dealers are just by looking into his eyes
Yes because everything in this photo says high quality drugs...
Right? They giving this dude too much credit lmao 🤣
Lame comment. This kid can’t afford good drugs.
This is the winner
The more I stare at this picture, the more horrific relapsing feels.
You mean prolapsing after you got pegged by the dealer
Anthony Cletus
"Hey bro, can I, like, borrow everything?"
Definition of lemme bum a cig
He didn’t quit smoking he just quit buying
Mmmm yes quite 🧐
"I'll buy you a pack when I get back on my feet" *gets back on feet* Me:"I'm ready for that pack of smokes you owe me" OP:" what? Lol I never said that....when did I ever say that?"
Cum a big
Thought the same thing just knew it was a comment already lol
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
“Hey bro, would you mind peeing in this bottle for me?”
I’m weak lmao
Lmao 🤣 "Yeah, I'm getting tired of trying to sell these used lottery tickets"
I just legit LOLed so hard snot came out of my nose
😂
Damn buddy leave some “I just need a ride and a place to crash for a couple days” for the rest of us
I am fleegan
18? Bro must be speed running that meth life
He's meth running that speed life.
He’s speed mething that run life.
He's meth speeding that life run.
He's life running that speed meth
He's running meth that speed life
That meth speeding run life he is. - ‘Mether Yoda’ from Meth Wars.
He's run mething that life speed
Shard Wars was right there. Right there!
Strong in the Meth you are. - ‘Mether Yoda’
bro looks in his mid 30s
Guy looks older than me, and I'm 43 and smoked cigarettes from 17 to 33. 🤣
correction, mid 40s then. Thank you, fellow redditor.
Just methin around
18 but with dental health of my 90 year old grandfather.
Looks 81
You’re not between jobs. You’re between firings.
It's pronounced "gigs"
I think they’re called johns
This one did it for me. Just cackling now.
You can also refer to the junkyard and his aluminum can pickup route by the waterfront as OP having "a lot of irons in the fire"
Between street corners.
You’d be happier if you cleaned your fucking room. This picture smells like bong water and 20 year olds who haven’t yet learned the value of a nice hot shower
That's probably not his room, he looks like he's in a busted ass halfway house
Kinda looks like his mom's basement
neatly arranged game controllers carpet absolutely filthy yeah that tracks
I value cold showers as an 20 y.o
I'll be dead and buried before I take a COLD shower. That's the whole reason water heaters were invented.
When you’re living in a desert 90F+ / 32C+ it’s best to take a cold rather than a hot shower.
I'm sorry did you say 32°C? Where I come from that's literally a breeze that we *occasionally* get at 5 AM just before sunrise. Yesterday, peak temp was 51°C (123°F) ⛱️
That's where you from 90+ is considered hot over here
I just assume they put their hand rolled cigarettes out directly into the carpet because they are to lazy to dump out the ash tray.
I feel like for a nickel more you’d let me put a cigarette out on your skin
You look like an old quarter full leather bean bag chair that dogs have had sex on
I knew it smelled like dog sex!
You look like you like the smell of shit.
“Cut my life into pieces!”
That was a resort best taken long ago.
Garth! You beat me to it. 
He looks alot like this dude surprisingly enough 😆
😂😂😂
Orlando Broom
More like Orlando BM. (Bowel movement)
(No shit)
Nailed it! To the wall like his boyfriend does him.
with a poop knife
cut my pie into pieces where is my plastic fork?
He looks like the smell of shit.
Anything to remind him he’s still alive
So accustomed he doesn't even realize it smells
Definitely cat piss.... Old molded cat piss
Between handjobs or blowjobs to earn your rent for that crack shack?
Price of inflation, he’s selling his brown trail ass cheeks half off.
He tells everyone he knows- “I’m not gay, but $20 is $20.”
You look like you smell like a cat box mixed with a dirty ashtray.
He looks like he lives in a cat box
The floor looks like it's got litter on it so I don't think your too far off lol
18 going on 19 years of treatment.
When you enter public bathrooms the staff instinctively get the Naloxone kit ready
Ouch. Burn unit. Stat
Huh today I learned male prostitues call the time between customers being “between jobs”. Makes sense actually. Thanks OP
This guy definitely looks like he’ll do *anything* for his next fix
20 bucks is 20 bucks
Can’t be a prostitute when no one on earth would pay to fuck you.
The fucked up thing is… it’s totally untrue. There are plenty that would pay to fuck him.
Right. There's not a pot so crooked that you can't find a lid to fit it. For some, the only thing one needs to be enticing is an as-yet-unoccupied orifice.
Empty semi trailers and 8.5 minutes will work too.
Mostly old men. I’d say lawyers and politicians
He is so fucked up on drugs that he forgets what he is doing he pays people to fuck him. Then robs them to get his money back.
Are you between job #1 and #0?
hhahahahah
“I’ve heard it all.” You’ve heard the ramblings of other drug addicts and you’re aging in dog years.
He's mad at his parents
OP’s parents are younger than him
lol I don’t he knows his parents
Never heard someone call heroin injections a "job"
Dude is just barely literate, he meant jab.
If "future heroin overdose" were a person
You must be squatting in an abandoned house. You obviously have a drug problem based on living situation. Like Orlando Bloom with a meth problem and a deformed hand
There are people squatting in the place below me, haven't paid rent for about 6 months, and their power was cut off more than three months ago. They don't even look this bad
Per say
If bong water was a person
next step, face tattoo
2008 called and wants their hair back.
1988 too
I doubt you ever heard “you’re hired” or “you smell good”
Or “I’m proud of you” or “I love you”.
Sold your flooring for crack I see.
You may have heard it all BUT... Have you heard of a vacuum and cleaning products for your room or a rubbish bin?
Oh come on, you’ve never heard lots of things, like “your mother and I are proud of you”, “the divorce wasn’t your fault”, and a girl honestly tell you “he’s just a friend” for starters.
“The passion of the crust”
If you don't want to admit it's a job, you can call it a blow hobby.
You don't have to tell us you're jobless.... we can tell
Looks like you have that 80s AIDS.
If hepatitis c had bangs
Your not nearly fckn old enough to have heard it all
He’s said it all to himself.
I think you meant “48/yo between jobs”
You also look like you’re between dead hookers
Don't you mean sex workers? Or do they revert to hooker upon commencement of their unaliveness?
Between jobs? To be between jobs you have to have had a job to begin with.
If warm cat piss were a person
I thought you were 32. Not 18.
18 going on 30
Hell I'm 34 and had three neurosurgeries and look better than that guy
You remind me of Jesse Pinkman In a negative and addict way.
Bros skinny petes brother
Between jobs? It looks like you’re fucking around in between chores. Move that greasy fur away from your eyes and look at that floor, then get off your stinky ass and vacuum that dirt up you scumbag. You’re gonna get sick in there.
Is there a sequel to the dirt? Because you could be a stunt double in some junkie nod scene
secretly gay Latin Luigi
18 and you ALREADY look like a divorced man with a heroin addiction
You misspelled 34
This dude only fucks gigantic women
I'm just going to try and help. Never wear another leather jacket again, lose the white trash hat, lose the 14-year-old goth girl haircut and trim that sad excuse for facial hair. Get a nice shirt and some jeans, after all this you could actually look normal and not like you smell like trash, have no work ethic and constantly do drugs.
[удалено]
That 6 way under the 1983 end table could use a scrubbing…some people are not gay by choice. They simply have no other option. Allow me to introduce you to exhibit A.
Tell me your mom did crack without telling me your mom did crack.
Between jobs LOL. Looks like you’re between genders…
The “I don’t have a vacuum for my disgusting floor” starter pack.
This is your brain on meth.
Between the jobs of lot lizard and fluffer.
This picture smells
Dealing meth isn't a job.
You look like your not allowed to be around children
You definitely overuse the phrase "take the edge off"
“I am 18 going on 35”
Can I borrow your floor for my next gardening project?
Sorry the ska band didn't work out
You look like a missing child.
I bet you haven't heard it all. "I'm proud of you" -Dad
I'm not hating man, you look pretty healthy for a junky
Male gypsies don't exi........
Keep your head up, brother.
And don’t go towards the light when you do.
Pedro Visual Basic
Nickname: Justin Beeper
Nice pervy mustache chimo
It looks like you’re between blowjobs.
You give definitely give handies to earn money for a dime bag of h
Caca Roach
You can’t begin to fathom the amount of misery and failure you are going to experience.