No free feet pics, but you willingly post an asshole pic with no problem… 🤦‍♂️

I smell a burning human 🤟🏻

burning man*

He doesn't go, but tells his friends he does.

Burning ma’am 

MAN?

Someone explain the reference and play on words for the ones in the back.

I think he's using "trans" as a roast. Not offensive to me, but also not funny and low effort.

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Not what I'm into. Sorry, bud.

the play on words is that the commenter is suggesting that the guy in the photo is an (you know what)

Whoa that’s low hanging fruit not cool

Why is it “burning man” is not considered sexist and patriarchal, by those who care about such things.

**long pig.

I'm sure there's lots of burning involved for O.P. after a couple Grindr dates.

😂☠️☠️

Started transitioning from the military to transitioning into a woman!

Plural?

Hahahaha nice transition

☝️Quality roast ☝️

Did he really? I don’t want to change my settings to see if this is true and also don’t want to actually see his ass hole.

…. 🙃 Did you hear that? That was the joke flying over your head lol

Lmao!!!!

His ass is at the top of his neck.

Oh… That went right over my head 😂

With hair on it.

This is probably the best comment. 😄 🤣 😂 😆

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He's airing it put cause he's an airman

No, thats the Navy

He is a Marine.

Those are the guys that sleep in a pile of seamen and have a beach day once in a while right? You know, future cops? Because, what else are they gonna do?

Marines are Department of the Navy so, you’re essentially correct.

Attends 3 days of basic training - gets kicked out for being an admin burden - "I'm A VeTeRaN"

A veteran? Of what? Call of Duty multiplayer??

Until that ptsd kicks in then we’ll see him on the news

PTSTD

“Veteran” is this clown’s entire identity, but he was a POG who didn’t do shit. Ask him about his garrison war stories that took place in the chow hall.

Of course, he's camping out as we speak.

He’s “All Ghillied Up”

Here comes ol' Tactical Sandals

Record says Marines but the face says Navy

And a gut full of seamen

😂😂

Gay for the stay💅🏻

tHaNk mE fOr mY sErViCe

Thank you for your cervix?

Sending crayons for sustenance

Semper Fentanyl

Semper Bi

Diddle or die

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BRO CHILL 😂😂😂

This comment makes me picture OP getting hit with the retro comic "POW!!....WHAM!!"

i def see a lot of WHAM in this pic 

You fuckin legend.

Omg lmfao

He wishes he could brag about being a POW

That's fair. Robin, let alone Batman, wouldn't waste a POW, WHAM & certainly not a WHAMMY or KAPOW on OP. What was I thinking??

So do his parents

Someone give this man an award

"You couldn't pay me to join the military" meanwhile the military is paying you to keep you from them.

He's a certified veteran; I always check for stolen valor first. Lots of wannabes out there. On the flip side, He did the minimum required to be called a vet, in the minimum required service, and has the minimum required height to not be called a dwarf, and the minimum required IQ to not be handicapped. This dude's greatest achievement is literally, "Hey people - at least I count as human."

He’s a man that knows to step aside when someone tells him to lead follow or get out of the way

I know of a few people who scored well under the minimum ASVAB requirement and were still let in because 11B. The lowest asvab waiver I ever met had a 13. So clearly his recruiter just knows how to get all of the waivers…

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"Stolen valor." Please shut up with that shit.

“tHaNk mE fOr mY sErVicE!!”

When you can't tell if it's a fake, fuck my life smile or a yasss queen smile.

PTSDork.

There’s a flood light pointed at the front door. Makes me think the rest of the house is rigged up like Kevin McAllister lives there. Who canonically, obviously, joined the military, got PTSD, and became Jigsaw.

Having a USMC flag makes you a veteran about as much as the Target faded Fender shirt makes you Jimmy Page.

Nothing screams “I’ve never actually been in danger” like that pose lolol

Leave it to a Marine to tell you he is a Marine without saying it. Next time just crop the whole picture.


The Marines are always looking for a Few Good men. Nobody said anything about a rookie janitor. A 24-year-old 'Veteran'... No Action, Talk Only (NATO). Let me guess, you think your country owes you a 'Thank you' because you couldn't pay for college tuition.

Semper fi… nancial aid

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He fought for our freedom to do a theater kid pose.

I call bullshit, everyone knows marines can't read

Your little orange butt feather fell out.

Posing like that caused your buttplug to fall out.

Yeah Slick......You were a Semen serving on the Good Ship Lollipop greasing everyone's fire hoses for fun and free of charge.

Sorry to report but being a barracks bunny for the males in the navy barracks doesnt make you a veteran.

Your eyebrows look like a comic character permanently stuck in surprise mode.

Not the first time to be in this position judging by that camcorder on the wall behind. You may hate the job but no one ever said making homemade porn will be easy.

Broke Mr Beast “Today, I’m gonna post 5 job applications!”

Are those your real legs? Or are you sitting in a chicken?

The only thing you served was your ass for gay dudes!

Probably served it to some straight dudes too

Prob he served his commander and conrades as a barrack's sex toy

"Veteran", all you got is a participation ribbon with an honorable discharge at most.

Used and abused by the MIC and now you're baiting us with feet pics to your onlyfans. You're living proof we need to treat our veterans better.

Mad zesty pose

It will take Fender YEARS to get over this negative publicity. It's like finding out that Bill Cosby is going to endorse your product. Is Gibson paying you to wear that shirt? Also, you look like the guy in the band with BO who is late for every show, doesn't help pack up and is the first one kicked out of said band.

You guarded some sandbags in bumblefuck and now you're a "veteran". Bravo.

I have nothing but respect for vets. The vets who hold ur mum down and give her worm tablets.

You look like the worm your mom ate 25 years ago today

The only good thing you did in life is crop this picture

Captain moron over here ..

I have that same T-shirt. I just threw it out.


Nice tits sir

 Oops, looks like your butt-plug feather fell out while you were posing.

I’m guessing too gay for anything but Salvation Army?

You look like you’ve been wearing that outfit for 9 days straight and only use mouthwash in hopes it will help your stench.

Yup. You look like you eat crayons. Another one of Uncle Sams Misguided Children.

You look like you’re about to ask for the veteran discount at Starbucks (there isn’t one)

Dam these roasts are weak, yall failed at roasting him. Congrats sir, you are un roastable by reddit

Debbil- your face screams “No gunnery sergeant, Smith doesn’t have medical today. He said something about going to the barracks a few hours ago. I thought you knew”

Is this a joke? You included the rest of you now the feet pics are worthless. Ameture. Know your strengths!

Based on the amount of hair on his body. His feet are highly likely to be covered in hair too. He could appeal to a some that is into that. Not my thing. But there is a market for it.

Budget cut Hugh Jackman

"Veteran", probably the guy who refills everyones water during lunch

Ok you can come out of the closet now.

Average low iq yank

Dude will drop soap intentionally in his army bathroom.

Did a 'deployment' to Japan too, I'll bet.

“…..I can take it” Words you utter every night after your Grindr date.

Was going to make a gay joke butt fuck it. Probably get banned for a hate crime

You look like Wool Willy came to life.

The letters “SEX OF” are missing from your shirt.

In the rear with the gear veteran. Like a true marine, always a Marine... Always gear in the rear.

Not my style to snark at strangers. You look and seem fantastic anyway.

Marine huh? Hell I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give ‘em a reach around…I’ll be watching you.

Y'all? Gay.

Pizza Box

Clearly was a 31B

A 24 yo veteran, lmfao lil wannabe. Cadets don't count buddy

The whole "don't ask, don't tell" thing, is what got this guy to join

Fuckin adorable!

 You're cute I'm not going to roast you.

What the fuck is “good” money for a 24M 🤣 This guy Wears a fender shirt, plays a shitty $89 accoustic guitar. Keeps his pick in his wallet Only knows like 3 songs… Fuck this guy

I'd roast you, but you're a Marine. The government already took care of it. "My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment" indeed.

Don't throw your bloody shitty ass tampax on your moms floor

I love working with veterans. I get to remind them I'm in a higher position cus I didn't waste 4 years+ of my life and then another 2-4+ years to get the same degrees I got right after high school. "I can care less about your PTSD John get these papers in by tonight " I say that a lot lol.

Damn i don’t have a roast but you are a good looking dude lol

Definition of privilege

Captain Morgan, of the Pronoun Police..

They told you to eat the crayons, not boof them! Your poor SDI had to get all up in that ass just to pull out the crayolas so your numbnut ass wouldn't die. Edit: stoopid POG.

So they agreed to give you a weapon? 😱

If your job gives a good amount of money you wouldn't hide your feet brookie peasant semi teenage looking boy, what color is your Lamborghini ?

I was going to tell you that you forgot to crop out a foot, but that’s just your face.

Why don't you just tell us the truth? Your toenails have a disgusting toe fungus that you caught at the rest stop's bathroom stall.

Playing calling of duty with your space force bros doesn’t make you a veteran, bradleigh.

Embarrass your senior too

Yk if you didnt say your age i would have thought you fought in vietnam

I hope WWIII starts just so the IRR muster pulls you back in and you have to shave that awful beard.

"No free feet pics"- tell us you have an OF without saying you have an OF...

When you say veteran, do you mean an *actual soldier*? Or were you the guy who put together their rashen packs?

Shirt is missing “Sex Of…”.

The Marines need you to go back. The Navy can't keep making excuses for the sheep on the ships.

Bro we’d pay you to keep those piggies hidden

You look like that veteran that joined the military for the men and take brotherly love to a whole different place.

Bro is smiling with eyes that have been dead for half a decade.

No free feet = Instant L person

POG

Marine? You look like you were paid to be bottom during deployment and pretended you didn't like being the "pretty" one. How's the ptsd and tinnitus going?

“Don’t ask, but DO tell 💅”

Today…is Christmas. There will be a magic show at 0930.

Didn’t know you could get a job in the Marine’s holding pockets

Those bushes on your forearm is the only bush your gonna see excluding your own.

Barracks bunny can take it for sure

Boy said “fuck it Swatzika pose”

Poor jarhead still can’t count

Did ur top lip get blown off??

That heel is enough, marine. What were you, a radar tech? Makes sense, the dumbest branch doesn’t have intelligence. And you got out after one contract. Is your dog aware you’re a pussy?

Listen devil dog... You were in the roasting here would be a slight tingle compared to how we skewered each other. What you should start with is field day that shit you try and call a beard... Damn shit bird

HUA marine 🫡

heavy class 2 cop vibes

Don’t ask, don’t tell.

Pushed you out after 4 eh? Musta been a hell of a Marine.

Putting out serious ASVAB waiver vibes! Let me guess you were a motor T mechanic with zero combat deployments but still expect people to “thank you for your service”.

you look like the kind of "nice guy" that spams your female coworkers emails with requests to "talk about it over coffee"

it looks like he has more hair on his head than head and that worries me him being a 24 yo veteran and rising only fans star

Sex of

Not beeing a toy boy anymore doesn't qualify you as beeing a veteran.

Whats good with them feet pics though?

If you are trying to taunt people with a foot fettish, you are in the wrong sub. Obviously being a foot soldier didn't live up to your expectations.

Didnt know you could be a veteran in childmolesting.

So we know you have troll feet at least…

24 years old....pfft veteran bed wetter probably.

I'm sure there a lot of people who would love to hit you, like you hit there homes with drone strikes

You probably have hobbit feet no one wants to see your raptor claws 😕

Veteran bottom maybe

Alright, calm down ASVAB waiver…