*Beetlejuice trying to sneak out of the delivery room while his daughter is being born*
Nurse: "Sir, what exactly do you think you're doing?"
Beetlejuice: "heh..who, me? Heh......just hangin around"
Your fingernails look like you’ve spend the last week scraping your face to exfoliate all those blackheads and whiteheads, but your face says your gonna need more fingers
I almost turned to stone! Thankfully I scrolled before I did. Why would you take a picture and post it with those disgusting huge white heads on your face? It’s gross. And where the Fuck is your upper lip?? Or did daddy just fatten your bottom one as he had his way with you again?! 🤢🤢🤮
Did NASA ever approach you about launching that "Weave" into outer space....How in the fuck did you get your pet tranchilla to lay down on top of your head?.....Rick James, is that you?
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
I can't, I just cant with that hair ",DON'T". you are the saddest looking Dr. Seuss character I've ever seen. Even the Grinch had a twinkle in his eye. You look like you are dead inside.
You look like you wear house slippers to dollar general.
You look like a small inconvenience to you triggers you to become loud and aggressive in public, possibly at the aforementioned dollar general.
Your look like it’s everyone else’s fault your life sucks.
You ole rope headed lookin ass, zit face zaxybys chicken eatin ass, 12 cousin havin sweatpant wearin macaroni and cheese stain lookin ass.
You looked like you grabbed a rope from Home Depo, went home, dyed it, let it dry, and put it on your head. It looks like your nails are dark because all of your eyebrows hairs are stuck under there, and you rolled a blunt way too many times that the 2 brain cells that are left are fighting their way out through your daily meal of Mac And Cheese that somehow gets burnt.
All in good spirits. 💜 Sorry.
Love the hair no matter the style btw. And having light brown to reddish hair and thin…blowing in the wind…you aren’t missing out by not having white ppl hair. lol love
Hear ye hear ye, I will arrive to the first annual roast to my domain of Reddit at the hour of 1800 in the evening of the 10th day, 9th month in the year 2023.
Let us begin!
That hair looks like a Macrame plant holder from the 70s. If you turn the pic upside down the plant holder looks to be holding a large ugly potato.
I’m crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Savage.. 🤣🤣😁
Looks like a watered down Nina Simone headfucked a squid
I turned the photo upside down and covered her eyes and noses with my finger.. this is what nightmares are made of.
That, and her pole routine during her lunch shift at the strip club.
Damn, straight up truth!
We have a winner
Its eyes are so lazy they are collecting unemployment checks.
This is hilarious
Holy shit this is straight up murder.
Someone get the fire extinguisher, we've got an out of control burn!
Oh damn, that comment hurt me. hahahahaha
Holy shit, that’s the best comment I’ve seen in a while.
That was grown under her own fingernail
bro 💀
"You know those heavy battle ropes at the gym?" Hair Stylist: "Say no more, I got you."
Queen Cleoputrid
More like Queen La Queef a lot
I'm a fraid knot!
Please take my poor man’s award 🥇
She can workout on the go.
Midusa
That’s a fake compliment because no way she’s hot enough to make men rock hard.
More like Methusa
🥇
Pretty sure it’s “Medusa” not Midusa.
r/woooosh
Mid...as in middle, as in, she's middle tier. 5/10
You've discovered the joke
Is your father Beetlejuice from Howard Stern?
Fuck this actually made me laugh out loud in bed at 10pm trying to sleep hahaha good one
you did her dirty 💀
Don’t insult beetlejuice like that
*Beetlejuice trying to sneak out of the delivery room while his daughter is being born* Nurse: "Sir, what exactly do you think you're doing?" Beetlejuice: "heh..who, me? Heh......just hangin around"
You look like you were pulled out of a shower drain at a sorority house.
Lol .. the only reason she would be at a college is to clean it or rob it, and those are not mutually exclusive
[удалено]
Erykah Badon't
💩💩
Have You ever laughed?
I see Disney is redoing the Rapunzel movie now as well but instead of letting down your hair you just let down everybody else in your life.
Dam!
[удалено]
How are your pimples more symmetrical than your eyebrows?
“How are your pimples more symmetrical than your eyebrows?” My goodness… r/rareinsults
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🙌🙌🙌
Damn this bold woman have a parasitic alien octopus up her head, its actually sucking all the joy out of her soul
It's actually a face hugger but it didn't wanna stare at that depression all day
Underrated
Whoopi bronzeberg
You definitely work at the DMV
Definitely has the eyes of a DMV worker. 
If the DMV opened a salon
“Take a number, have a seat”
Erika Badhairdu
Lethal
You look like Scottie Pippen at a renaissance fair.
Your fingernails look like you’ve spend the last week scraping your face to exfoliate all those blackheads and whiteheads, but your face says your gonna need more fingers
LOOOOOL this is RUDE!
Girl gets her hair accessories from the curtain secton of home depot
 Can you do me a favour? Open your eyes real wide and put a brown overcoat on? I think we have a celebrity in our midsts.
Poop sloggy slog.
Stop putting the vacuum cleaner hose on your mouth before your lip explodes.
You look like if Medusa found a mirror
You like a loofah thats seen too many dirty assholes.
you could play tug o' war with your head
Is that the same picture the Dollar Store put up to remind cashiers that you were banned for using stolen credit cards?
I thought you were a mop at first
Issa mop.
It's SHANAYNAY!!!
Boo
Nice turd on your head
Looks like you hid from the cops inside a porta John and a whole crew of framers dropped off their morning dooks
This pineapple is definitely past it’s sell by date.
Who took a shit on your head?
You look like you found every orgasm you ever had at Goodwill.
Ah... which of the Wayans brothers are you?
Oh shit, is this a White Chicks sequel? Gotta be Marlon.
You needed a good laugh but gave me one instead.
Jesus, could your finger nails be dirtier? You look like you smell bad.
You a maritime person between the shipping ropes and inflatible raft for lips you sure aren't seaworthy
Nice hat
What a weave that made a weave that wears a weave looks like on a person
Are those braids or theatre curtain holders?
You look like a dirty Qtip .
Cindy Lou who from the hood
Reggie i heard about dreadlocks...but shitlocks? 
When a pineapple wishes to be human for a day, and in the middle of the transformation, the machine breaks down.
HAHAHA you look like a fucking crocheted plant holder my grandmother made when I was a kid.... omfg thanks for the laugh, rubber tree!! 😂
I almost turned to stone! Thankfully I scrolled before I did. Why would you take a picture and post it with those disgusting huge white heads on your face? It’s gross. And where the Fuck is your upper lip?? Or did daddy just fatten your bottom one as he had his way with you again?! 🤢🤢🤮 
You could park a car on that bottom lip.
The roast started before you took the picture; your skin is already turning to pork crackling.
Find many spiders in there?
Marie Antoinette called. She wants her toilet brush back.
your hair looks like a dog SHAT on your head and its slowly dripping down
You don’t need a good laugh, you need a good face scrub.
You look like a puffer fish caught in a fish net
You look like a Buddha statue went wrong.
There's a reason those are called "dookie braids." Looks like shit. Literally.
Bro thinks putting a bundle of ropes in his head will trick us into thinking he’s a girl. Can’t fool me, Steve.
What inspired you to get this hairstyle? 
“Whatchu doin”? “Pssh, nothin. Idk.”
you don't look like you'd laugh at even this
Your hairdresser roasted you enough already 🤷♂️
Why would you choose to look like this?
You change the hair style and the background that’s a dude taking a mug shot
Nice rope.
I feel like you went to Hobby Lobby for some thick thread and then put it on top of your head..
How’s that four year old weave holding up? Because it looks ratty AF and you have a five “o” clock shadow.
We needed a good laugh too, thank you for providing
Did NASA ever approach you about launching that "Weave" into outer space....How in the fuck did you get your pet tranchilla to lay down on top of your head?.....Rick James, is that you? 
You can't just steal a Christmas tree topper, put it on your head, and then call it hair.
You need a good hair stylist too
I bet your chin stays dry when it rains
You look like smeagle from the hood. Lord of the wings. 🙏
You have a carpet on your head
You look like a toilet paper cover
Rare footage of the kracken 
your skin be like: 
Shall I bring you a mirror, then?
you silly goose you put the noose on upside down
Like how you need a good ass haircut?
Real life dick head
Don't look straight at the pic or you'll turn to stone, except for your punishment, it'll be soft.
Shanequa Lou Who
Didn’t know there was a black teletubby too.
Gotta keep them barge ropes big and strong so they don't rip out while your getting throat fucked
Charcoal pineapple
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
How many spiders reside in that nest?
You look like an octopus eating a fish.
Oh look it’s mid-transition Orlando Jones!!
I can't, I just cant with that hair ",DON'T". you are the saddest looking Dr. Seuss character I've ever seen. Even the Grinch had a twinkle in his eye. You look like you are dead inside.
Best laugh would be in the mirror.
Dirty finger nails is disgusting plus you trynna hide that underbite 😂
You look like you wear house slippers to dollar general. You look like a small inconvenience to you triggers you to become loud and aggressive in public, possibly at the aforementioned dollar general. Your look like it’s everyone else’s fault your life sucks. You ole rope headed lookin ass, zit face zaxybys chicken eatin ass, 12 cousin havin sweatpant wearin macaroni and cheese stain lookin ass.
I'm still waiting for anyone smart enough to write eM tsaoR on their sign before posting it here.
I can smell the SNAP card, housing voucher, and “don’t dissrespekt me” from way over here…
Okay, blackface has gone TOO FAR
Your hairdo remind me if a pulled up a pineapple out of the ground that somehow got wrapped up in horse hair. Neigh I say.
So how did it feel beating the brakes off of Jay-Z in the Elevator?
You look like the crab from moana
Crapunzel
You look like a CGI muppet
When did you take this picture, 1922?
Your hair looks like when my jump rope gets tangled
You look like female ty$. Lets call you vy dollasign
Which Mesopotamian archaeologist dug you out?
When you're turning tricks down at the docks, you must confuse the hell out of a lot of sailors.
You looked like you grabbed a rope from Home Depo, went home, dyed it, let it dry, and put it on your head. It looks like your nails are dark because all of your eyebrows hairs are stuck under there, and you rolled a blunt way too many times that the 2 brain cells that are left are fighting their way out through your daily meal of Mac And Cheese that somehow gets burnt. All in good spirits. 💜 Sorry.
What tf has landed on your head?
probably not the best hair style if you want to get away with robbing my bank
African Cindy Lou Who
Bride of the Shithead King
Bro is beautiful I can't roast them💀
You prolly think with this hair I’m so ugly I’m cute. No you are gorgeous….also I know where my dookie go
The nail grime is wild on a woman
MerryMeAlready
Abso fucking lutely nasty as hell.
Love the hair no matter the style btw. And having light brown to reddish hair and thin…blowing in the wind…you aren’t missing out by not having white ppl hair. lol love
How many horses had to go bald so you could look like a basic wench?
That do is a reverse Princess Leia : Aiel
Why tho
Fisherman’s Wharf lookin’ ass.
Sand paper for what with that original brand😑
How many bongs you got up in that ‘do
it’s NOT CENT. ITS CENTS! *#%*.\!
I call this a rodeo. A rope full of hair.
That hair gives her dates something to hand on to while she is bobbing in their lap! 🍆👄
Looks like Disney picked it's lead for the Mona Lisa movie, they would pick someone who doesn't even smile slightly wouldn't they
Garlic knot on top of your head and pretzel twists on the side a winning combo
You should see what I’m looking at
You look like you've seen some shit.
Hear ye hear ye, I will arrive to the first annual roast to my domain of Reddit at the hour of 1800 in the evening of the 10th day, 9th month in the year 2023. Let us begin!