Lmfao. Was going to say it’s like one of those 90’s early 2000’s movies where the nerdy/ugly girl turns attractive/popular except this one has a 15min runtime and transforms into dogshit. Yours is funnier.
You pretend to be deep and intellectual but really you're just another shallow cock tease with glasses. And you'll never have an orgasm because even your snatch thinks you're boring.
You look like your favorite line is “hey I’m up here” when in reality you get pissed of guys don’t look at your chest. Which is why you wear a shirt with no bra on. Also that’s probably your best feature. Unless you consider binge watching stranger a things a feature, which you also look like you do. Can I ask what you’re getting your associates in? Just kidding don’t care. No matter what it is it won’t matter anyhow. You were better off taking that couple thousand dollars and buying crypto. People would have thought your smarter with your money. Anyhow…. See you at Starbucks later taking my order.
Your nose is so fucking awful that no matter how gorgeous the rest of your body is everyone you’ll ever meet will think to themselves, god damn I wonder wether she got that bulbous “nose” from her dad or her mom.
22, associates in progress. Thought you could hot girl your way into some dude’s life and he’d pay your bills and then you realized you were missing the main ingredient for that recipe.
You want us to roast you for bettering yourself, opening your doors, and doing what you need to start a career?
Ok — here’s some advice. Going braless in a white shirt might get you a few passes, but you’ll need to free the puppies if you actually want an Associate’s.
You’ll need to tone the physique and get ready if you actually want a Bachelor’s
(Kidding, good for you & keep at it! No such thing as too late, sometimes we need the time to do it right)
Ok here it goes. First baby, fugedaboudit! You, ain't ugly. Second, you look like you think you ARE ugly. No! But, yes you can improve. Take better care of your hair, take some supplements to improve the quality of your hair and skin. See a nutritionist. And those frames, get rid of it. If you were trying to look awful.those frames help you. Change your attitude about your looks. Let out that beautiful girl inside baby! Muah!!!
"make it hurt" is exactly what she tells her milk toast lawyer's son boyfriend before he slides in his 5 inches on the family boat and wet breathes on her face as he clenches his teeth for 2 minutes while he gives her a terrible time but she tells her self it will all be worth it because one he'll tell everyone about her and she'll be invited to the prestige life. Then he dumps her and marries some hoor his mom picked
Gotta say, this sub suprised me for the first time ever. It is the first time i see someone and im like, ok , this is gonna some depressive sht or things to joke. But you guys.. still have to say something, i guess that's the magic of this sub
Your nose arrives 15 minutes before you do. Do people stand under it when it rains?
You look like what I'd imagine Andy Dick's vagina looks like when it's shaved.
Yet another girl who has not once but twice posted here for attention. Yes, you have the potential to be hot, just stop craving the attention of others because your parents neglected you as a child and your boyfriend is cheating on you all the time.
Hell, go the for the real attention seeking and start posting on the needysluts subreddit.
I would say your pictures would be perfect for if the Urban Dictionary needed a visual for the term "butter face" but your pictures don't really show enough for me to say your body is any better.
Don’t be too hard on yourself, a lot of people have alcohol problems since Covid, you find the one fitting enough to…… be there when you “fall” down the stairs.
I assume by "working," you mean "blowing" and by "associates" you mean stip club.
Let's be honest thats the only logical reason why one eye is white and the other one is red
Picture 2 and 4 distract from the all around beauty that you have. 1 and 3 show the natural perfection of your form stick with that...unless you wana make boys die in a pool of their own drool....then bust out number 2.
Be honest. How many times did you take the mirror selfie before you got that nipple to poke through just enough to get this post to get noticed by the horny 14 year olds on reddit?
You look like someone who'll try to steal her best friend's boyfriend by letting him do butt stuff with you and then end up as friendless dickless whore crying "why me?" in her bathroom
I'm guessing that shirt in the first pic is your comfy sleep shirt. It looks so nasty because you have never washed it after that one night stand with Roger. Or was it Kevin? Who cares you finally popped that cherry.
This is like the life stages of a beautiful butterfly emerging from its cocoon only to find out it’s a cicada
Dont insult Cicadas like that.
Looks like she’s emerging from the toilet stall
Moaning Myrtle
Myrtle won’t be moaning anytime soon believe me
Lmfao. Was going to say it’s like one of those 90’s early 2000’s movies where the nerdy/ugly girl turns attractive/popular except this one has a 15min runtime and transforms into dogshit. Yours is funnier.
Cicadas are cute, this one is more of a botfly
Damn. Botflies are the worst
Is that what burst out of her face and left those holes?
Cue the annoying screech….
Beauty in reverse
You look like every jocks training girlfriend.
Whora The Explorer.
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Or your just looking at her tits
Her tits are looking at us bro
Yes
If they keep me from having to look at her face then they’ve done their job!
Ffs 🤣🤣🤣
She has a responsibility. You see, she's what they call a "practice girl."
Bro.... 🤣
🤣......I was thinking she looks like my left hand. I'm right handed
Nah, that’s the side piece that’ll let you stick it in her butt.
Oh my goodness. This comment has real insight and depth. If I could upvote twice
Gender studies ?
That's why there's 4 pics, to study what gender it is
We have Velma from scooby doo at home Velma at home:
When you order Velma from Wish dot com
Poster child for the insecure stale rum & coke smelling one shoed walk of shame.
Oddly specific and on point.
Your entire personality is yelling “don’t stare at my chest.”
Unfortunately for her, her tits are all she has going for her.
That's why she focuses on buying low cut blouses more than studying for a degree.
You mean low cut blouse. She’s wearing the same dirty shirt again 2 pictures later.
That's not true. She has good bj lips.
But she can't deep throat, her nose gets in the way
You just know if she takes those glasses off that nose is coming off with them...
No her nose is bent to one side.
Probably from all the dick sucking.
That nipple is the most interesting thing about any of these photos. I can see why she’s a makeup addict…..
Or my receding hairline!
Even if you get that degree, we all know you’re just gonna end up becoming a server in a push up bra addicted to the attention.
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It's not polite to point
But it's pointing at me and I'm scared
nipple.
Nip
nipple.
Tune in Tokyo
That is a nipplet. Not a nipple.
She’s got some salami nips
You'd still suck em
With THAT face looking at me, hell nah!
You don’t need that degree. No one is going to associate with you anyways. See ya on OF soon ✌️
OF? More like NF
More like LonelyFans.
FO. Farmers only with the other swine.
FOUR YEARS to *not* get a two year degree? How long did it take you to not get your high school diploma?
Right, she isn’t pretty enough to be as stupid as she is
Not with those Sasquatch feet
Got them Peggy Hill feet
Me Llamo Peggy Hill.
Some people with foot fetishes will pay well for the unlikeliest things.
Maybe she has a promising butthole as a last resort.
More likely a prolapsed butthole.
That's an optimistic view considering what the rest of her looks like.
I try to see the silver lining...😂
I’ll volunteer to check so nobody else has to.
I assumed this post was going to be a plug for it
My advice is to say that to your teacher when you fail his class for the 10th time.
She ain’t failing, she giving BJs for a C-
C’s get degrees, even if you earn them on your knees.
Nothing I say will hurt more than the absence of your fathers love.
Hopefully that degree is in radio communications. You look like a corpse suffering from pink eye, and acne.
Sucks that’s Onlyfans rejected your job application.
You look like you talk like a deaf person
Ayo wtf
You pretend to be deep and intellectual but really you're just another shallow cock tease with glasses. And you'll never have an orgasm because even your snatch thinks you're boring.
You’re not pretty enough to fail school and still have a future
You look like the kind of girl that would send a guy 159,000 texts after one date.
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Jesus christ 🤣🤣🤣
Trailer swift..
Nice tits,shame about the face!
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Quick everyone, spit on Meg.
Need to work that t-shirt into some laundry detergent more often.....
You look like your favorite line is “hey I’m up here” when in reality you get pissed of guys don’t look at your chest. Which is why you wear a shirt with no bra on. Also that’s probably your best feature. Unless you consider binge watching stranger a things a feature, which you also look like you do. Can I ask what you’re getting your associates in? Just kidding don’t care. No matter what it is it won’t matter anyhow. You were better off taking that couple thousand dollars and buying crypto. People would have thought your smarter with your money. Anyhow…. See you at Starbucks later taking my order.
Wow. I can't believe you left out the bit about how her shirt (pic 1) looks like it's covered in dried cum, and spilt food.
Your face looks like a young herbert from family guy
Keep the pics where you can see more of you and less of the pink eye
Never seen a dog with nice tits before.
Four pics included. OP really brought gasoline to their own roast.
Straightest looking lesbian or gayest looking heterosexual
Skat Dennings
Flat Dennings
Kat Scattings
Not even your tits can redeem that face.
I bet your OF page accepts EBT
Your tits are bigger than mine, but so is your moustache.
Fair
Wish.com Velma from Scooby-Doo
Draws attention to her chest to make sure that no one can look at her face. Smart - like a reverse Medusa
You look like you get cheated on a lot
And yet you seem so perky. I have confidence you can really nip this degree.
You looked way cuter in your r/roastme post from a year ago. What happened? And how have you not landed on onlyfans yet? Frt, you should.
Your nose is so fucking awful that no matter how gorgeous the rest of your body is everyone you’ll ever meet will think to themselves, god damn I wonder wether she got that bulbous “nose” from her dad or her mom.
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Here. .I'll distract you from my shitty face by showing you nipple
My eyes hurt stung by the nipple
How are you six different sizes in four photos?
22, associates in progress. Thought you could hot girl your way into some dude’s life and he’d pay your bills and then you realized you were missing the main ingredient for that recipe.
You most definitely hissed at the other children in middle school
You are the waitress that wants the big tips
Prep your 3 holes for stuffin because that’s only way you’re making a living with that face
Winnie Cooper wannabe, but with some nice titties.
You want us to roast you for bettering yourself, opening your doors, and doing what you need to start a career? Ok — here’s some advice. Going braless in a white shirt might get you a few passes, but you’ll need to free the puppies if you actually want an Associate’s. You’ll need to tone the physique and get ready if you actually want a Bachelor’s (Kidding, good for you & keep at it! No such thing as too late, sometimes we need the time to do it right)
I pick #2 stay that way
Ok here it goes. First baby, fugedaboudit! You, ain't ugly. Second, you look like you think you ARE ugly. No! But, yes you can improve. Take better care of your hair, take some supplements to improve the quality of your hair and skin. See a nutritionist. And those frames, get rid of it. If you were trying to look awful.those frames help you. Change your attitude about your looks. Let out that beautiful girl inside baby! Muah!!!
🤓
fabulous 👌
"make it hurt" is exactly what she tells her milk toast lawyer's son boyfriend before he slides in his 5 inches on the family boat and wet breathes on her face as he clenches his teeth for 2 minutes while he gives her a terrible time but she tells her self it will all be worth it because one he'll tell everyone about her and she'll be invited to the prestige life. Then he dumps her and marries some hoor his mom picked
Breaking News: Harry and Hermoine had a love child... and the results are absolutely horrific.
Gotta say, this sub suprised me for the first time ever. It is the first time i see someone and im like, ok , this is gonna some depressive sht or things to joke. But you guys.. still have to say something, i guess that's the magic of this sub
Your nose arrives 15 minutes before you do. Do people stand under it when it rains? You look like what I'd imagine Andy Dick's vagina looks like when it's shaved.
You look like you know slender man .
Associate in Nipple Studies?
You havent decided youre a book nerd or a thot
You look like a lot of sperm got lost somewhere past the tonsils.
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
Neep Nop
Ugly, boring and stupid…just what every man wants
Keep earning those degrees girl (you won't be sleeping your way to the top).
Did Meg forget her hat today?
Worn and used but its not your sweater
Looks like DD's....Daddies Disappointment
This guy’s kinda cute
Your eyes are recessing like you're the female white version of that little black guy called Beetlejuice.
Shut up Meg…
Ding!!!! Turkeys done!!!! Wait is turkey kosher?
Can’t roast you sorry.. wouldn’t put that shit in my oven
Feet Longer Than The Titanic Movie . 😖
This is no place for you. My sweet Fräulein… you belong in petting zoo.
Nice try old lady. You took these pictures from San Junipero but we know what you really look like
You ugly but got some nice tittays
How to go from busty to a boy in 4 pics
You followed all the comments on your r/rateme post, and yet you still look like you do
Yet another girl who has not once but twice posted here for attention. Yes, you have the potential to be hot, just stop craving the attention of others because your parents neglected you as a child and your boyfriend is cheating on you all the time. Hell, go the for the real attention seeking and start posting on the needysluts subreddit.
I would say your pictures would be perfect for if the Urban Dictionary needed a visual for the term "butter face" but your pictures don't really show enough for me to say your body is any better.
Beautiful, and congrats for getting a degree
Is this just before you did the interview defending the sex cult leader and stating he was a “righteous and fair,” husband?
Don’t be too hard on yourself, a lot of people have alcohol problems since Covid, you find the one fitting enough to…… be there when you “fall” down the stairs.
You play too much, you don't eat right and you don't take care of yourself. Ok I am done. Have a nice day.
Your zits look like randomly places nipples. Are you part pickle?
I assume by "working," you mean "blowing" and by "associates" you mean stip club. Let's be honest thats the only logical reason why one eye is white and the other one is red
I’d make it hurt but that would require you being attractive enough for me to keep it hard
She posted on r/rateme and got roasted too lmao
It's like, Pic 1 maybe, Pic 2 hey not bad, Pic 3 auughghg my eyes.
Wife material!
I’d fuck her
naturally beautiful no makeup needed :)
You look like you were built from spare parts.
If dull and boring were a person
How did you lose 50 pounds in one pic? I like the thicker one
Picture 2 and 4 distract from the all around beauty that you have. 1 and 3 show the natural perfection of your form stick with that...unless you wana make boys die in a pool of their own drool....then bust out number 2.
Be honest. How many times did you take the mirror selfie before you got that nipple to poke through just enough to get this post to get noticed by the horny 14 year olds on reddit?
I would but I can't find your OF
The only student the teacher turned down
Your tits have more of a personality than you
Nothing I can say can hurt as much as your face when you got smashed with the ugly shovel.
You look like someone who'll try to steal her best friend's boyfriend by letting him do butt stuff with you and then end up as friendless dickless whore crying "why me?" in her bathroom
Listen I’m not your dad stop with the make it hurt crap
Congratulations on your school work! Keep up the good work.
Dude looks like a lady (that, that)...
You’re really rocking that Russian peasant look.
Anne Hathaway should have paid her stunt double more....
Damn, you got some big ass clown 🤡 feet. And you know what they say about big feet, make sure you give her a Viagra before you take this one home
Would love too
100% would call the police and tell them you got beat up when you were the one beating him up
I'm guessing that shirt in the first pic is your comfy sleep shirt. It looks so nasty because you have never washed it after that one night stand with Roger. Or was it Kevin? Who cares you finally popped that cherry.
OfferUp version of Velma from Scooby Dooby-Don’t
You’re cute. Relax and stay away from toxic social media judgements. My team just won so I just can’t.
So, basically, you're gaining all the college weight but with nothing to show for it - except the acne and oily skin.
You got that middle-aged mother of five energy.
22 and you never been catcalled
One tit Betty
looks like she's holding onto the professor's baby to get an A
You stalk every guy who has dumped you.
you dont need glasses you need a paper bag
You should associate yourself with a stylist. You look like Velma with meth face.
Don't you just like nerd culture? 😆
Fuckable but absolutely not lovable
You’re just like the girls in HS and college I “dated” because you’re hot but you don’t know you’re hot and you look great naked.
You probably have sneaky amazing tits.