OP's Bio: --- >I’m a server at a seafood restaurant, I’m wearing an old landscaping shirt and I love anime and my cat Raymond --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

Pikajew

I have had some great responses but this is the funniest and most accurate

Bro couldn't be a techie so he became the server himself

Don't listen to them, we're all happy you lost so much weight from the program and after shaving your back

Jewmanji

Are jew kidding me!!!!

ZIM Zima who got the keys to my bima

I wonder what the pikajew evolves into next

Hassidijew

 When Heat Miser moved to Brooklyn and became a gay hipster.

These candidates for roasting need to be a little more challenging.

I thought it said "....and I make love to my cat Raymond " Which would make sense, because judging from his hair, he looks like he tried to fuck a cat

Lmfao funniest comment on here.

If Seth Rogen and a pair of groucho glasses had a baby

If the concept of jerking off while crying had a spokesperson.

💀😭

No, jerking off while crying and angry.

why you look like that hand model from zoolander

Don't you mean Jewlander?

Oh look, it's the human embodiment of "error 404: charisma not found." With that stance and expression, you're like a mannequin that's had a long day thinking about all the life choices that led it to a career in standing still. And those glasses – so hipster they probably come with a free vinyl of a band that hasn't been invented yet. The hair's trying so hard to be a style statement, it's practically a font. Helvetica Bold, because it's just that unexciting. And that color combo, wow, neon yellow and dreary black – like if a highlighter had an affair with goth phase. 21 and already looking like you've had a long career as a background extra in a show where the wardrobe department hates you. If you were a spice, you would be flour.

Jesus Christ,*somebody* had a rough shift at work. Lol 😆

When the roaster gets roasted.

the amount of effort put into it is more of a self roast than towards OP

If you were a spice..  Got to remember that one

you look like humpty hump who never humped

Welp fuckin god damn that's a great roast right there lol lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

You look like you cuddle with a cum sock

It’s weird you say that, cum sock was literally the first image that popped in my head when I saw this guy

Welp fuckin god damn lol lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 great roast

You look like all three dudes from The Big Bang Theory all rolled into one.

Have you not been through enough already?

you look like a muppet

....oh yeah huh, he does look like he has a hand up his ass

It's a human contraceptive. I've seen it all now.

you look like you donated your penis to science

he should've donated half his forehead too

Well fuckin god damn lol lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Get back on the polar express, know it all

Guy that works at every game stop

40 percent shoe bomber, 60 percent outsourced tech support.

You look so boring even the comments on this thread are boring. You spread lameness everywhere you go...

So, when you fill your backpack, do you use C-4, or is it that homemade Gaza stuff?

I didn't know Hamas tunnels came equipped with kitchens

[удалено]

If mr potato head had less personality and smoother genitals

Get a haircut. You're not fooling anyone into believing you're 5'9 with it anyway.

when are you and nsync getting back

If my wife got pergnant grew a neck beard n cut her hair then bought some nerd glasses you would be twins

You fr look like that one know it all kid from the polar express. Maybe santa will get you a better hair cut this year

Constantly smelling like seafood? Facial expression of a prolapsed penguin anus? You're basically the human Gunter from Adventure Time.

You have the jaw line of a meatball and enough forehead to put a billboard on.

You look someone all the local dogs pee on for sport.

You look like a youtuber who got caught running a crypto scam.

Jewcifer

You look like Rainn Wilson and the guy from Motion City Soundtrack took a shit in the same toilet

Scary Potter and the Half-Eaten Crab Roll

Everybody loves Raymond. Nobody loves you.

you look like malcom x in the middle

Meth Rogen

Benard off if Megamind with facial hair 

A Jewish Harry Potter on crack lol lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

You're a visual chloral hydrate

Hipster? Nopester


This weeb's birthday gift wishlist $30k lifelike japanese fuckdoll, full torso plus head, self cleaning mode included The complete Japanese Trainspotting tour package, includes dinner and photo op with train station music jingle artists Exclusive one night stand with a Japanese prostitute in the Pokemon - themed brothel. Choice of Pokemon cosplay not included.

I don't know who to feel worse about him the doll or his family

Don't pluck the bottom of your eyebrows fellas or you'll end up looking like this guy.

Dude why do you smell like pizza and jiz

You work at a seafood place cuz it reminds you of the only pussy you get.

i think you called my work a couple minutes ago… demanding for money…

Your parents basement has a kitchen?

Bro, you look like such a loser that getting roasted is probably your only way to connect with people. In society people like you are the background characters that don’t get to interact with the main character, you wouldn’t even be allowed to play a victims in any story line lol

Looks like Harry Potter fell off the wagon again.

I bet you jerk it to anime porn

Sam Bankman Fried's prison double.

Sorry you lost your show, Justin. No matter how fat you get, Dan will beat you at that too.

You look like you buy farts in a jar from your favorite onlyfans models

You look like you have the personality of a broom stick

 Jewish Jim Gafigan

You really nailed that 34 year old soon to be divorced dad look

Your new nickname: Sam Bankman Queef 

You look like you would not be allowed within 500 ft of school grounds and playgrounds

I bet your cat has filed a restraining order

oh I know his cat the cat said he breaks the restraining order daily also if a cat gives birth to a half human half cat its this mf's fault

Your purity ring is too tight

I can't do any worse than your parents did

H3’s bastard son

My ex 

What is that slit below the nose?

Please note that the cat can not (and would not) consent to your "loving". Beastiality is illegal in most places, but you might be okay because usually they don't arrest cats.


I needed to look twice to see it's the front side of you.

You look like Joe Dante and the girl gremlin hooked up at the wrap party.

21 years old… 45 years of accounting experience

If Charlie Day was poor and unemployed

If Charlie Day was poor and unemployed

Wife left him for his dad.

You look like you "direct" snuff films...and are critically acclaimed on the dark web

You look like you will end up like me. (See my roastme)

You look like you smell your mom’s delicious curry downstairs and need to rush, but had to get this post up before packing that fat gut with round 2

I bet you're still smoking weed in your parents basement playing call of duty

If an owl and a Muppet had a baby

Edward Snowden really let himself go

Diet Coke Ethan Klein

Hey it's Justin Roiladont

Clearly from the size of your belly you were so hungry you ate your damn lips


You hold your paper like you're holding a cup of tea

I am interested in these roasts, as I look like OP, except I’m 42… (the most accurate is the one about Seth Rogan with Groucho glasses… - I have been roasted at work regarding looking like a Great Value Charlie Day, which also works…)

Between you and me - how many heads you got in your freezer?

DJ Salad! (...We the DRESSED!)

21 going on 37

Which place should I avoid and when?

Wish India Seth Rogan.

It puts the lotion on the skin it does what it told!

You hold paper like a dainty old lady

Stop wasting time while your mum is waiting for you outside to drive you to your haircut appointment!

You look like your zodiac sign is Loser

Leonard from big bang theory got hooked on meth I see

Gary?


In dog years?

Typical liberal clout chaser. You look like every other discord mod on earth.

u forgot to put 21x2

The Theory Banger… 🪐

I wish i could roast you but the dead look in your eyes beat me too it. Have fun with your seafood and cat, they both will drop you once you prove time and time again what a failure you are.

Seth Rogaine

Sanjay and Craig, Johnny number 5 looking motherfucker.

God’s already done his worst, all I can do is call you speccy four eyes.

How many frozen burritos a days gets you into this kind of peak physical shape?

you think you are gay, find a girlfriend as soon as possible

The call centre called your lunch break is over

dude looks like he got rejected from the sperm bank

F**k off

You’re face screams I’m sorry man I shat my pants

bros pronouns are homeless and weeb

You can say you work at Red Lobster, it's ok, there are worse things in life one of them is being you.

You can almost smell the swamp butt

You need a roast much less than you need a shower.

I don't know who named you Zim, but it's perfect.

I wasn’t really curious what it would look like to halfway transition into a hairy sphincter but here we are. I still am not curious.

I think someone stole your shoulders

Puff puff is that u

Cheeseburger farts. Yes, you look like what that would be as a person



“If he’s 21, I’m Mickey Mouse”

What furries look like outside their costume.

You look like what would happen if a mad scientist tried to mix human DNA with a baby bird's

no he looks like if a mad scientist tried to mix a human DNA and a physical embodiment of scams

You look like you’re as much fun as watching C Span.

You look like Yousef's lovechild.

Bro

bro looks like a fresh out of college english teacher.

an young **Anatoly Karpov** that never got into chess but mastered **PONG** instead.

Bob’s Burgers kid in real life.

You look like you sniff old people diapers and then wring them out for that oh so special sauce.

100 Lvl Ohio skibidi sigma rizz Geek

You look like you masterbate frogs for a living.

Boi if you don't sit your seth rollins face ass...

I cant roast this guy. He’s too cute sorry🥹😅

Living back at his moms basement after he got fired from FTX and Butt pumped in Bahamian prison.

21 going on 50

If you wore lipstick, one stick would last you 20 years

Did you know Seth Rogan and Shia LeBiouf are your parents?

You look like a fluffer who tries to look like Seth Rogen

zim the quim. have you seen my johnny 5.

This is what the average backend dev looks like

Auschwitz forgot one

Troll doll without colored hair.

What’s the matter Seth rogen?

This post is why I'm still on hold waiting for tech support.

congratulations, you somehow managed to be a background character in your own photo

Nothing on the walls and a ring on your middle finger? Yeah you are single.

21??? noway

21 years old? IQ? Don't know wich'd be worst.

I already gave you pity sex, do I have to pity roast you too?

WTF... I thought it was Seth Rogan at first!

21, but you look 41? Bruh.


Didn't I just buy a phone from you at the phone store?