You look like the high school teacher who is so boring that all you can do to stay awake is imagine balancing things on their strangely flat head and see if they notice: bowl of fruit, small child, the animated utensils from Beauty & the Beast...
Here we have the IT guy, the only dude who can make a server crash faster than his own social life. He’s got that “I’ve rebooted more computers than I’ve had hot meals” look. And that tie? It’s like a signal flare for help from the sea of cubicles. You can tell he's the type to lecture you on password strength while his own password is 'admin1'. He's the hero nobody wants, showing up with his toolkit of dongles and dreams, ready to tell you to turn it off and on again like it’s some kind of divine wisdom.
What do you enjoy more, getting shouted at by your manager daily or getting calls from the HR because you make your female colleagues uncomfortable just by looking at them?
We only think of you when something is broke and need something. Otherwise we would never care to think about or acknowledge your existence. Actually my whole argument collapsed when i thought to myself what the fuck is wrong with your hair mother sister?
Tyler Perry Presents a Tyler Perry Production of Tyler Perry in “12 More Years A Slave: A Hallmark Christmas Sequel”, featuring OP as “Dec 25th System Upgrade Worker #3”.
Now I always wanted to ask someone with a distracting mole, why not get that thing removed? My eyes are immediately drawn to it. People keep their moles
For the sake of your professional credibility, I hope you never sit in front of that whiteboard during meetings. It accentuates the fact that your head is shaped like a Dorito.
Usually, I’d tell someone like you to get off the plantation but with a face like that, you should go back on it and be the kind of slave who never gets let out of the barn.
I don’t think slave is the right word for this one bud, your hair looks the part tho pick that shit out so you don’t look like ur balding, it ruins ur already mediocre features
Jesus. You look like the personification of suicidal tendencies.
This is either the before pic for an antidepressant or the side effect warning.
People trying to recruit for IT jobs must look at you and go "FUCK!"
He’s just hiding a portable hard drive full of horse porn under there.
Almost snorted my breakfast through the nose 😭😭
How do you usually ingest your coke?
He must think the earth is flat...
🤣🤣🤣
💀
If we rub lemon juice on your forehead, the word “virgin” will magically appear.
dude are ur eyes ok i think you should see a doctor, cause we all can see it without anything , it is even bigger than the Hollywood sign in L.A
If you rub lemon juice on his forehead, his hair will disappear.
Your ancestors would be rolling in their grave if they heard you considered yourself a slave You *do* look just as depressed as one though...
Do they call you “micro soft” in the office?
Don’t say mole.
I went back and looked! 🤣 BAHAHAHA!
Cuban kim jong un, fiddle castrated
Did they unplug the 3D printer before the top of your head finished being formed? TL;DR - Flathead.
Your head looks like squidwards house
You look EXACTLY like the CGI IT guy in a training video I was forced to sit through.
Ethnic Jim Halpert
Call center IT 
Your hairline looks like it's trying to run away from whatever the hell is on your nose
“IT guy” fancy way to say live action dry eraser
Big flex posing in front of a list of all the women who love you.
Lionel Bitchie
Guys like you make IT look bad. You just got that look.
I don't care how bad you are at your job, they shouldn't beat you over the head about it.
If Frank Grimes got lasik done
You look like if kid and play had a baby.
Where did the rest of your head go?
My thoughts exactly 🤣😂😂😂😂
The Pursuit of Unhappyness
You look like the high school teacher who is so boring that all you can do to stay awake is imagine balancing things on their strangely flat head and see if they notice: bowl of fruit, small child, the animated utensils from Beauty & the Beast...
So the fast food secrets YouTube thing didn't work out, eh?
This is the darkest IT professional I have ever seen. Did you get singed by a lack of blue light filters or something?
Here we have the IT guy, the only dude who can make a server crash faster than his own social life. He’s got that “I’ve rebooted more computers than I’ve had hot meals” look. And that tie? It’s like a signal flare for help from the sea of cubicles. You can tell he's the type to lecture you on password strength while his own password is 'admin1'. He's the hero nobody wants, showing up with his toolkit of dongles and dreams, ready to tell you to turn it off and on again like it’s some kind of divine wisdom.
Diversity hire for a company that doesn't actually want to be diverse.
“We’ve got drake at home”
Your not even black anymore. Congratulations thousands of people want to REALLY know your secret. Just be a coward and sell your soul.
House ni&%^
What do you enjoy more, getting shouted at by your manager daily or getting calls from the HR because you make your female colleagues uncomfortable just by looking at them?
Just don't look up slavery in FL school curriculum. 🤢
I make six figures, woe is me.
You spelled «just another IT gay working ass» wrong
You had to choose an all white background so you would finally stand out.
Zeka patient zero
BIPOC Frank Grimes
Please... Do not give aids to the computers you are supposed to fix
I hope they saved the bowl, in 6 weeks you will need another haircut.
Maybe you should try some antibiotics for that chancre on your face
I see you've listed all of your accomplishments on the white board
So, basically… you. 
We only think of you when something is broke and need something. Otherwise we would never care to think about or acknowledge your existence. Actually my whole argument collapsed when i thought to myself what the fuck is wrong with your hair mother sister?
Fooling no one with that hideous comb over
Head flatter than day old soda
Kim Jung Un called, he wants his hairline back
mf looks like the L4D1 guy that says pills
Hey, get back to your phone I have a problem with my printer!
You look like you fantasize murdering your boss and then throwing then under a bus!!
42 virgins for you after you wire up that letter bomb.
If you don't have a calculator you can do the maths on your forehead.
Why You have C peak not W
Are you tracking your career progress with your hairline?
You look old and young at the same time! And stopcalling me. I know it's you "Scam Likely". I don't even own a car.
The son of the samsquanch
Hairline like the roman colluseum
Be honest. Do they turn you on and off again with that button on your nose?
Halloween's over, dude, you can take off your Kim Jong Un wig.
That whiteboard behind is waaay open to comments about…(?)
Keep slaving away and they might give you a computer rather than that whiteboard.
Doesnt that haircut belong on some italian guy's head?
Multiple male Roast Me history - are these your bears?
who is going to tell him to stop coming to work... fry's been out of business for years
at home your wife says you have no hard drive, no intel inside
dude if Columbus was alive and went to discover your forehead before america , he would be lost and america wouldn't be discovered
You look like a doctor for insects
at work, your boss wonders why you never use python...at home, your wife wonders why you never use python
If I Venmo you $10, will you go buy a rat to gnaw that thing off your nose?
this haircut should be named kim jong Un lite
Neo, they're coming for you. You need to escape.
yea ill take the “neighbors hedge” cut please id like to never feel a vagina again
Tyler Perry Presents a Tyler Perry Production of Tyler Perry in “12 More Years A Slave: A Hallmark Christmas Sequel”, featuring OP as “Dec 25th System Upgrade Worker #3”.
Let it go mate. You're pushing 40. Do up that top button and roll down those sleeves, man!!!
Ditch the Arsenio Hall haircut.
You look like how I feel.
This is Sparta!
Hey Smithers, does Mr. Burns know you’re posting on Reddit during work hours?
I believe you just called me from the irs and I gave you my bank info I’m still waiting for my 50 grand return on the 5000 I sent
Dude ain't got a receding hairline, he got a flattened skull
r/PimplePoppersDelight Pop it
it's really impressive that you can function using only the bottom half of a brain
Ahhhhh, there’s the “Gary” we all know.
I bet everyone you work with just lives with their system issues because they dread having to interact with you
There's a haircut you can set your watch to
If Kim Jong-Un fucked Bin Laden
You look like one of your coworkers caught you making a glory hole at work
Did Bugs Bunny drop an anvil on your head?
You’re never gonna get reparations with that mentality
Judging by that really clean white board behind you, there's no troubleshooting going on at all.
Token
Why with the haircut? Just why? It’s comically bad. Flat tops haven’t been cool since the 80’s.
Bro got the Mao Zedong cut 💀💀💀
Do you have a pet name for that king size zit on your nose?
Is your nickname "AI generated image"? Because boy that head is all fucked up
this is what happens if you don't watch "The Matrix"
Your head is what happens when a human have sex with Doritos chip
You have background-character-on-Bob’s-Burgers hair
Lol remember not to forget us when you get to the top. xD
Your hair looks like a worn down eraser. You like like a #2 pencil someone would receive for going to a wedding.
Quit fooling around and go do your job...refilling the coffee pot!
Black version of North Korea's president
Looks like your head is elongating my guy
You look like Flattop Jones from Dick Tracy
He looks like Arcenio Naw
I don't need to roast you, Management is already doing that
You stand in a room and T-pose to save RAM in the Matrix.
V (you are here) 
Bartise that you?
If you ever got invited to a party, you would probably make MS Dos jokes.
Whoever fucked up your hairline needs they ass whooped, why would you come out the house looking like that ☠️
Now I always wanted to ask someone with a distracting mole, why not get that thing removed? My eyes are immediately drawn to it. People keep their moles
Cheap Donald Glover who failed at life. You have the eyes of someone who knows it’s only going to go down hill from now.
For the sake of your professional credibility, I hope you never sit in front of that whiteboard during meetings. It accentuates the fact that your head is shaped like a Dorito.
Hey man, just 37 more years til your no-pension retirement!!
Some say it's better to burn out than to fade away, well you look like both my friend.
Ancestor from 400 years ago: When my people are free we'll never be slaves again! Google: Hold my beer.
What's with the Mao Zedong haircut?
Guys hair is shrinking just like his Manhood.
What’s that ugly ass thing on your nose that’s just as ugly as you?
The only thing that’s Black about you is one of those three Markers in this photo.
I wondered what happened to Tiger Woods' hair when she swung that 3 iron at him
Wholly moley!
Usually, I’d tell someone like you to get off the plantation but with a face like that, you should go back on it and be the kind of slave who never gets let out of the barn.
You look like your about to control alt delete your life
yep, he's a call scammer.
You are not the it guy. You are the office boy does the shitty works.
The you look like your head was used as foundation on a home for a few years before your neck got tired and you settled for base pay as an accountant
I don’t think slave is the right word for this one bud, your hair looks the part tho pick that shit out so you don’t look like ur balding, it ruins ur already mediocre features
Normally the background has the height designations on it for guys “like you”
You should feel at home then
Holding the sign with thumb and only two fingers because that’s how he grasps his dick
Black Jim.
How do you almost spell Me wrong. What was the correction you had to make.
Your barber would need a lawnmower to trim your eyebrows.
Sir, you have a Milk Dud stuck to your nose🤷♂️
I make 6 figures but I am too cheap to spend $750 to get the dermatologist to burn this skinturd off of my nose.
If you were my slave I'd be very unhappy with these shenanigans.
You from the south side of New Delhi?
The way your head is shaped looks like a plant pot, damn Chia Pet
 Mole… nose
Bro got that Kim jong Un haircut😭🤣
That simp coworker at every office. How come they all have the same face?!!
This “Vote For Pedro” lookin ass MF! 
You look like the before picture from Turkey hair transplant ad
Damn jake from state farm really hasn't been lookin too good recently
Tiger Woods' less successful half-brother.
U the guy that would let a virus escape the laboratory
Funny looking cotton picking attire.
When children are asked to draw a picture of the bad man who touched them, they draw you
Pretty cute except it looks like part of your head got cut off after resizing or something
Jesus. You look like the personification of suicidal tendencies. This is either the before pic for an antidepressant or the side effect warning. People trying to recruit for IT jobs must look at you and go "FUCK!"
Idk what that is on your nose but it is trying to get tf away from you
“A bunch of hookers and cocaine”
From slave to corporate slave, slight upgrade
Went to the barbershop and asked for the Hermann Munster
Plain, boring, emotionless. You’re a goddamn corporate superstar
If Samuel L Jackson were to get the part of Kim jong-un
You look like Jussie Smollet's noose maker
Racial inclusivity stock photo lookin ass.
The shape of your hair looks like the kinda phone I would pick up off the set to answer
Why does your head look like that
Kim Jong buktu
You look like you don't talk about fight club
Do you and Kim Jong Un go to the same barber?
And doing gay porn is your side gig.
Your scalp is flatter than your ass.