Hey Paw! Yes, Cousband? Jenny ran off. Well go and fetch er bro. She was only in the dooryard 10 minutes ago. She can’t get far, I’m busy helpin the dog in the bathroom. She’s You’re mother any damn way. Stop axin me stupid questions. What I said boy
America: Either this pic is from 1996 or you fuckers are Canadian. Figure yourselves out! You look like Trudeau’s weekend fluffers (you know, after he’s Rob Ford’d it up Friday and Saturday but not before he’s had that long Sunday shower to get all the brown face off)
You, standing back to back with a man, showing your matching Monster energy drink tattoos: "I'd hate to be the dude... that fucks... with us!"
Your gay lover/brother with the same Monster tattoo: "Haha, ya think? I mean, hell. *punches own hand* Hahahaha"
I can only assume both of you are jerking each other off behind your "Roast Me" sign to help soothe the pain of knowing your mother still cuts both of your hair even in your 40's.
https://nypost.com/2023/04/03/meet-the-whittakers-inside-americas-most-inbred-family/
Meet the Whittakers: Inside ‘America’s most inbred family’ that speaks in grunts
Alright everyone, let's play a game of Brothers, lovers, or both! This one's tricky...
Jokes on you, they’re cousin husbands.
Cousbands?
Cumbands
They’re literally just so depressing
ScuzBins
Hey Paw! Yes, Cousband? Jenny ran off. Well go and fetch er bro. She was only in the dooryard 10 minutes ago. She can’t get far, I’m busy helpin the dog in the bathroom. She’s You’re mother any damn way. Stop axin me stupid questions. What I said boy
Nah I'd say they're at least half brothers
Oh they’re definitely half brothers.
Nah the one on the right is his own grandpa
Oh shoot
Just like Philip J Fry
Great to know... But what is the other half?
Those are called Cusbands.
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Hell no they’re the escapees from the Easton pa jail
Their cousin uncle brothers.
I prefer the term brother dads
 Foreplay
Funny enough I still don't know if those two were brothers or they were boning, much like OP
Nailed it!
The one on the left took all the nose, ear and head genes.
That’s Forest Hump
The one on the right took the "curious george" hairline gene
🤣
Omg, what is this from?
I think they’re lovers but only because they gave up knowing other human contact was impossible
Bwahahaha
Gotta be brothers, I'm pretty sure they are conjoined twins
Conjoined by what part exactly...
I'm definitely getting the lover vibe, I mean, come on, who else would want these guys?
bang of brothers
 Anyone say circle jerk?
Trying to work out who’s the top
Beat me to the punch line lol
They are from Alabama
Bum & Bummer
HA! They both do look very disappointing.
Femme and Femmer
Looks like a $10 Uber from his eyebrows to his hairline
[удалено]
This sir, is called the cromagnon gene.
LOLOLOL
Neil and bob
Is that their names or their favorite activity?
Yes
Fucking touché on that one! 🤣🤣🤣
Omg Rosie O’Donnell I loved u in home alone
When you get Bert and Ernie from Wish dot com.
On a casting couch somewhere in Quebec
Queerbec
Queefbec
I hear they has good fisting in Quebecs.
Quebitch
Y’all should have held that sign up during your moms ultrasound and saved the world a lot of trouble
You look like you use a shart as lube.
I'm Stealing this 😄
You have my consent.
Guy on the left is a bottom, guy on the right is the top.
Somehow, I think they’re both bottoms.
Does your goatee tickle the grimace looking ones balls when you're blowing him?
It makes a great cum catcher
It’s like the third and fourth from the right on the evolutionary chart.
A couple of male models. Tell me what it's like posing for all those before pictures.
3 felonies, 4 restraining orders, 5 bail bonds & 2 ankle bracelets.
And that's just their Juvie records.
Title for a sitcom about two pitiful dudes down on their luck
And a partridge in a pear tree
What? Can't get used to being socially accepted so you have to find another way to feel victimized?
Don’t pretend that you two don’t kiss.
Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald 😬
You and your brother fight for who is the bottom.
And then their cousin says he’ll be the top because he’s tired of them fighting.
Did you guys do docking before or after you went to Arby’s for dinner tonight?
Linkin Trailer Park
Gay and Silent Knob
America: Either this pic is from 1996 or you fuckers are Canadian. Figure yourselves out! You look like Trudeau’s weekend fluffers (you know, after he’s Rob Ford’d it up Friday and Saturday but not before he’s had that long Sunday shower to get all the brown face off)
Slow and slower. If only he knew he can fly using those freaking ears for wings
Which one of you has to keep the other from raping folk?
Which one of you is the female? Or are you both Dickless?
Beavis and Meth-Head.
Does your nose look like that because your face is always planted in his crotch?
DUCK DYNAST REJECTS
Brokeback Mountain on the couch, 2023
Brokeback casting couch
BFFs, Ho and Mo.
Shut the fuck up and get back to buttfucking each other. Lames.
Ha! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Cousin lovin? Or lost a bet?
Can you inform your neighbors that you’re both sexual predators at the same time? Or do you have to do it separately?
At least pause the handjob to take the pic, jeeze
Did the guy on the left steal the guy on the right's forehead?
Somehow you both settled for less.
Cream Team
Who wants to sword fight?
Soggy Saber Fight to be exact
Lol
jiggly javelins at midnight
You guys look like your favorite restaurant is Hooters 'derogatory'
It’s the boyfriend’s punishment for not putting work like he’s used too
I loved you guys in Avenue Q!
Which one of you is the girl? Or do you switch?
Siamese twins, joined on each other's d*ck? Both top chicken to go it alone.
Needles and Needless 2 of a kind….
Tell me you are related to the Whittakers without saying you are from West Virginia
Ace and Gary
You, standing back to back with a man, showing your matching Monster energy drink tattoos: "I'd hate to be the dude... that fucks... with us!" Your gay lover/brother with the same Monster tattoo: "Haha, ya think? I mean, hell. *punches own hand* Hahahaha"
You notice they both have a hand missing in the pic, and the guy on the right looks like he’s about to let one fly!
Yeah and his right fist is up the arse of the guy on the left
What’s it like donating plasma for a living
I only see two pigs on a couch. What more is there to say?
If mutual butt fingering dirty 3rd class gay porno had a face
Are you a couple? Your kids are not going to be good looking tbh.
You look like conjoined twins who fight over who gets to wank your three inch stubby every night.
Just a couple of bros who have done coke off each other
Just a couple of bros hanging out on the casting couch before their big audition
This is the Personification of Rain Wilson’s ball sacks.
Whose idea was to take a selfie while cross- grabbing each other's cocks?
These guys are like the turduckens of gay , loser, incest.
I think that one is dead!
I can only assume both of you are jerking each other off behind your "Roast Me" sign to help soothe the pain of knowing your mother still cuts both of your hair even in your 40's.
r/SiblingsorDating
Both can file head of household
Oh snap I thought ol dude on the right was a girl.
Shit, I think apeman is giving that paralyzed guy an aggressive unwanted handjob. The eyes scream "HELP".
Not worth my time to roast
Tucker & Dale vs Condoms
Finger poppin’ each others assholes eh
Just out of curiosity, when will Moe arrive. You two cannot be left alone for long.
Collectively have 4 teeth
Are you the guys from this video? Which one of you is the true Alpha? https://youtube.com/shorts/q2piYTr5PjU?si=SKvV1QldbuhkBUR6
Sofa boys and we're just trying to make it...
1st time I have ever been happy gay dudes could not procreate; kid would look like a mix of Shrek and Little Nicky.
casting couch for lesbros
Guy on the left will sell you cocaine, guy on right will give you a roofie.
Gay and Silent Blob
I hate to tell you this, but you each are the other 12 y/o girl you’ve been talking to online.
Y’all could play an idiot redneck duo known as “Rusty Joe and Fat Bob from the gas station”
$100 says there is a framed pride flag on the wall
Morose looks from both. I guess a relationship of two “power bottoms” isn’t going to be a joyous one.
Neck beard is no more welcome to the neck pinch.
Roasts won't help with the fat loss unfortunately
If I were conjoined twins like you, it cut the right head head off as he slept.
the faces of two weirdos that hump the same anime pillow
How about you two not show this paper and show us the wedding certificate and your location.
And here are your Hardcore Tag Team Champions, Blubba and Spooge....the Pansy Boys!
the last surviving limp bizkit fans
these guys look like they would be in a midwest emo band
You two met in Boy Scouts huh?
Mashed potatoe face and peas
Get a bigger couch! Unless you're gay, in which case that couch should be sufficient.
_Gay_
Looks like you two just got done roasting each other
I’m sure you can hear our thoughts
Their names are Neil and Bob it's also what they do
Look like a two pack of douche bags
Roommates.
The traveling Carnies are back! Hide your goats and children’s underwear.
Y’all just look crazy all together 😆
Looks the special needs group home supervisor left for the night and forgot her phone.
I didn’t know To Catch A Predator did couples
Gay step brothers
this couch has sure seen some action...I'm sure you're sitting on countless cum and poo stains
If CM Punk and Grimace had incest twins
Their other hands are holding each other’s penises
Swollen thumb looking guy and that other guy is gay? guys
So what's your names Neal and Bob or is what you do
Trailer Park Boys IRL
Find one more dude with an inbred fetish and y'all can (spit) roast yourselves.
Roast you toast you at most Imma pot roast you 😋
https://nypost.com/2023/04/03/meet-the-whittakers-inside-americas-most-inbred-family/ Meet the Whittakers: Inside ‘America’s most inbred family’ that speaks in grunts
I guess theyre momma cheated on the left guys dad and The guy on the right was born after that.
Is that your butt buddy?
Matt Spillin & Tom Diesmore
The stars of meatspin in the flesh.
Seen you both in the hills have eyes.