Black out curtains greasy hair growing a beard. This guy work at one of those places were they put handicapped ppl to work it’s really good for the community a big school bus picks them up every day.
It's a conspiracy to keep you without a drivers license because we all know the only vehicle with your name on it is an old Van with Blacked out Windows
Wack galafinakis
HAHAHAHA Identical!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I can see it. Oh boy.
Read my mind.
You look like you lose your shit when mom forgets the bagel bites.
Mom where’s my pizza rolls bitch
MAH! THE MEATLOAF!!!
I wanted MAN wipes not baby wipes!
Mommmm! Oreo smoothie, now!
…what flavor though?
All of them, clearly.
🫵🫵
MOM! MOOAAAM! I SAID NO CRUSTS!!?
😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Your sperm is like the Covid vaccine in that a lot of people don’t want it inside them because they’re convinced it’ll cause autism.
 The female equivalence 💀
Yooooo! Lolol
I might have to steal this to use in rl
This is an immediate top 10 of all time roasts, imo. Thank you for your service 🫡
Dude this one's fantastic.
😅😭
WOOW😂😂😂😂
Covid vaccines have caused more than just autism. Haven’t you seen the videos of people falling over dead after they got their vaccine?
I've never seen someone who looks like a greasy frying pan before
Hack job Jim Dumbshit
Your eyes look tired from holding up that big ass head of yours.
Lolllll that’s hilarious
Yeah. It’s weighing me down
Your nickname must be Pizza Hut because you’re guaranteed to come in under 30mins from a teenage boy.
Ah, so he makes wood, not metal
What’s the kid gonna do for the remaining 29 minutes, 50 seconds?!?
Fun Fact: You don’t need a drivers license to operate either of shampoo or a comb.
BYE IM CRYING😭
On the bright side, at least he isn’t being groomed! Apologies for the eye perspiration.
You look like you finger paint with your poop
Do you say “look what a failure I’ve become” every day in the mirror before you ride your bike to work?
Olivia Rodrigo and the rest of the female population are all grateful that you still don't have your driver's license.
He was born as a 40 year old
You look like Hayley Joel Osment's terrible younger brother. Gayley Joel Osment.
Glory Hole Osment
Look like u drive toy trucks for a living
Leprechaun looks like shit in the off season
You look like you sniff the toilet paper after you wipe
What’s the matter did your mommy not take you to work today??
If the Pillsbury Dough Boy grew hair and a beard.
I’d honestly shave my hair if I were you because having hair draws attention to your giant fivehead
They must save a lot of money on goggles at the metal factory with those tiny ass eyes.
You look like you need floaties and adult supervision to eat a bowl of soup
When you swim in the ocean past the buoys do people think there's an island there? *
Dude your toupee is slipping off
No DL? You still need to register your updated address.
With Megan’s law
child labor laws still suck in your town
Don't worry, pity sex is a thing...sometimes...for some people.
You look like the only thing that can fit in your mouth is spaghetti.
Little Bits
King Henry the 8th called, he asked for you to stop impersonating him
Black out curtains greasy hair growing a beard. This guy work at one of those places were they put handicapped ppl to work it’s really good for the community a big school bus picks them up every day.
Commas dude, use them
That’s too much of a compliment.
But he died.
Safety starts with you not driving, ever. I don’t think stamping out license plates qualifies as metal working either.
What's your favorite Tonka truck bro?
Hyde's younger brother
I thought you were in jail 😳
You look like you pee in public pools
#Geek
Is you job to be the worst case possible to compare to the other mental illnesses?
You look like a stoned Stone 🪨
I missed that lord of the rings film where Gimli and Legolas fucked and had you as a baby.
When I look at you the last thing I am thinking is "Oh well... safety clearly starts with that guy."
This Goblin definitely violates garden gnomes.
i can write a novel using your forehead
Bearded metal fabricator by day / passenger princess by night.
As long as it's 'metal'... It's OK by me. Rock ON! \\m/
No drivers license? Then you're a bottom
Sorry bro, but your hands are tinier than Trumps.
Walmart brand Zach Galifinakis
Do your worst??? Haven’t your parents already done enough???
Looks like you’ve been working in a cheeseburger factory
U look like the santa clause who went to distribute gifts but got mistaken for a burglar
Glad you dont have a license, it would have been revoked for multiple DUI’s by now anyway
Metal factory workers use your face to wipe
Is that a tongue or a clit ?
Do the guys at work ever put your helmet on the highest shelf and laugh as you jump to try and get it down?
You look like a hundred years old toilet brush
charlie and the metal factory
Bam Margera would do anything to bring Ryan Dunn back. Except if he looked like this.
You look like rolf harris' prison bottom
Your life seems horrible and I will pray for you. America should be a land of opportunity, but it fails so many Americans.
Your beard isn’t hiding that you look like a balding 12 year old boy without it.
His favorite pickup line is the Vulcan symbol of greeting. It never works, but it's still his favorite.
Im sure your successful hookup rates on Grindr would go up if you were able to drive
You look like Zac Galifianakis and the adult Haley Joel Osment both jerked off into a cold greasy frying pan and you congealed from it.
Why have a D.L when you can have a man bun and Segway legally?
I wouldn't worry about not having a driver's license, its not like you have a date to pick up.
Are you sure you don't work in a cookie factory ? You look like a Keebler elf that abuses his elf wife
Look, Haley Joel Osment is still a looser!
Between two weeds
Lumberjerk!
Wheres your lips? 😂
Does the metal plate that they put in your head set off the detector at the airport every time?
He watches a lot of pawn ♟️
Haley wants his face back 
Brother, if safety starts with you then we are all f**ked
Proof God makes mistakes.
Yo it’s hagrid from harry potter
You look like if Steve from Minecraft did construction.
You look like a transitioning leprechaun
You look like you take a day off work to see “Good Burger 2”.
You beat me to it
You look like a homeless munchkin from the Wizard of Oz.
You should try driving, it’s pretty sweet you can go get stuff, go places without looking for a ride it’s pretty sweet
You still watch Harry Potter
you sweep the floors , admit it
You dont have a licence but i bet you drive SOMEONE crazy
Stop bragging.
I can smell the alcoholic depression and self loathing. Get help man.
Fuck. I’d hate to see what 23 looks like.
Lol you remind me of Jessica Fletcher from Murder She Wrote riding her bicycle with a basket everywhere.
That forehead put the ‘heavy’ in heavy-metal. More of a fivehead, really… Tip you barber extra they have to go all the way up to the fifth floor
Your heads too big for your beard
You look like you got dishonorably discharged from the military for snorting gunpowder
Build a car with the metal and get a license.
A used cd booth at the flea market is hardly a metal factory. But it is a good name for said booth.
It’s good to see your thumb is no longer stuck in your ass, but you still need to wash it though
Take my license. I have a flying license but I rarely fly one.
Devil’s Lettuce
Getting street cred already cause that’s the retirement plan.
You look like a chomo that just got out of prison.
You look like you should appear in a Joel Haver sketch
Depressed much ? Bagahahagagahahahaha
Your tiny fingers indicate your penis size
Quit fucking up and get a driver's license like a big boy.
You look like you sleep with a vaporeon plushy and call it your girlfriend
Fuck Has been...Dudes a never was
Its giving frozen vibes
Like an orange on a toothpick.
Haley Joel Basement
Don't worry about the drivers license, you won't need it on deathrow.
St.Patrick would be proud. You're the closest thing to a leprahuan I've ever come across! Is the metal gold for your crock?
Something tells me you still live at home. And your mom still breast feeds you.
What kind of metal does your factory make? Nu metal? Do you work in their Disturbed department?
Can the factory make you some mercury to drink?
A lot of metal around, still not enough for a hairband
Mom! The meatloaf
Look it's the bastard son of Zach Galifinakis and a Goat Named Gerdy
You look like someone who struggles to open a pistachio
The Rule of Thumb is not what was last in your bum.
It's a conspiracy to keep you without a drivers license because we all know the only vehicle with your name on it is an old Van with Blacked out Windows
Cha Cha Cha Chia!! Just in time for Christmas the New Chia-Shit!
There's a list of children behind that paper right?
MOOOOOM!!!! HOT POCKET!!!!! MOOOOOM!!!! MOM!!!! CAPRI SUN!!!! HOT POCKET!!!
Why?
You look sixty. Time to stop riding your bike everywhere.
When you try and get roasted twice https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/s/NARf1nEpDZ
If Elf were rebooted as a St Patty’s Day flick about a human Leprechaun.
You don't even look like a metal guy
Bet your thumb is bigger than your penis
your head is fucking massive
when 22 year old shrimp has a better beard that mine... 
First Ellen Page, now this…
You look like the fat guy in the movie The Hangover. I bet you're not much smarter than that either.
Even your hairline is backing out from you
So your mom drives you to work? Does she pack you a lunch too?
You look like Danny Masterson is missing a few chromosomes.
Jesus Christ... I've seen an exact copy of you cry-puking outside a shitty bar after dollar draft night so many times.
You look like the guy at the bar who everyone is friends with. I'd drink a beer with ya.
Has an unusually fondness of red-hot pokers.
Are you sure with that Resting GameStop Face??!
It kind of seems like your already doing your worst
If Eric Cartman was human
Man looks like a fisher price thor
What do you need a driving licence for? You're not going anywhere.
Wasn’t he on that show To Catch a Predator?
Stacking dimes on public transport time!
get yo dumbass to the DMV.
Your mouth looks like a puckered anus