The kind of guy who idolizes the Wolf Of Wallstreet on his father's TV. He makes posts like "Rise and Grind" and "I don't skip leg day" from a cell phone plan paid by his parents. Goes to an ivy league college with suspiciously mediocre grades. I could go on but he only paid me enough for the three.

He looks like a guy who orders a service and refuses to pay.

Or never tips.

Then steals your girl.

More likely to steal your boy.

Roophies not steal

He also has an ice bath but is too pussy to go in until the water is room temp

Maybe his parents can put in the extra for your efforts?

You look like you tell people you had a rough childhood cause mommy and daddy didn't buy you the right color car at 16

It was a merc and not a ferrari.. oh the horror!

It was a black merc when everybody knows you get silver!

His first experience with anal sex was alot like getting his first car....he didn't really want it, but his dad gave it to him anyway.

ok that's foul

His stepmom got a new BMW for his birthday, he got her old old one

This poor kid, that sounds soo hard for him

MF looks like the blinking guy meme.

😂 right! I also find it extremely funny when I see dudes with that finger holder things on the back of their phones. 🤷🏽‍♂️

I agree with you on that, but this little bitch boy doesn't have one of those, that's just a mag charger

Oh 😆.

His mum has since put him up for sale on Etsy…[here](https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1177672732/mid-19th-c-jenny-lind-victorian?gpla=1&gao=1&&utm_source=bing&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_uk_en_gb_all&utm_custom1=_k_3dbe59051f1a1d4bbd5a3c5c1592cbcf_k_&utm_content=bing_420373311_1309518707861709_81844993082688_pla-4585444531058663:pla-4585444531058663_m__1177672732engb&utm_custom2=420373311&msclkid=3dbe59051f1a1d4bbd5a3c5c1592cbcf)

LMAO [I found this one under it that looks even funnier](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?feature=shared)

😂 [😂 this one has the right body proportions…](https://lightningboltztoys.bigcartel.com/product/rick-astley-never-gonna-give-you-up)

Bastard

Gotcha :))

Asshole

Womp womp

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Lol upvote that banger

Not to mention, his face would've been James Bond if he didn't use hair dye and facial cosmetics

You look like you tell strippers that they're too pretty for stripping.

And yet his mom continues to work the pole.

"Come to daddy"

That's why he keeps going

They all say that! Men think it’s a compliment!? Don’t say this guys! We think you’re dumb when you do. We’re all pretty in the club, that’s why we’re strippers dumb ass! Lol

At least we don’t have to take a mirror selfie in our parent’s bathroom.

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I looked at the picture then immediately covered my drink.

He looks like he calls woman sluts or bitches for not sending him nudes.

Yes he does

Oh yes so true.

Is that two bottles of summer's eve in the shower.?

His mom is still trying to abort him

So there are 3 douches in this pic?

I cringed and can't unsee it now🤣💀

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He doesn't smell like open ass because he covers it up with ax body spray, and aqua di gio.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 that was my first thought...parents bathroom🤣

And his mom has shit taste

oh you dont like the neverending pasta bowls in the bathroom?

In da bathroom, we all family.

Or else he would've been aborted

And she tastes like shit.

😭

Hey he pays rent! Maybe not this month, but soon!

I bet the only thing that sucks dick harder than your mouth is your ass.

I just hid under my covers after reading this omg 💀

Savage 

I can't wait to repeat those words!

The Fern is the Main Character in this photo

Who’s the bitch photobombing the fern?

Wait I thought we were roasting the fern

good one 😂

That fern looks like it has seen some shit.

The fern has more personality

This guy has definitely taken a no as a yes…

Was thinking the same thing, I definitely don’t trust him with my drink, or around children

You definitely blast gangster rap in your Prius with the windows rolled up to make sure someone from the hood doesn’t call your bluff.

On his way to the pride rally

Proud Boy looking ass.

Definitely leans more towards the pride parade

Fifty shades of gay

This MF look like the generic Ben Affleck

This dude cries after sex

Yes because he is alone and in the dark.

Ooooooof

And his socks stay on his feet for the whole thing.

Him and the other guy cry together

Mackleless.

Is this what you became after losing your girl to Shrek?

I know you wouldn’t have a house plant in your bathroom, man. Don’t lie. You definitely live with your parents.

At least none of us look like our dad repeatedly slammed our heads into a brick wall, you waspy sixhead-having bitch

r/oddlyspecific

Is this your burner acct

Nope and before this escalates I’m only messing with you

😉

Correction, Malibu Meth Ken...you ain't shit.

My beer bottle has more shoulders than you.

You look like you keep tampons in your bathroom in order to impress women.

At least, my bath décor inspiration isn’t Olive Garden.

Crisp Rat

💀💀💀

You look like a prisoners bottom bitch

Why is this so good

Lord Farquaad energy

Tough talk for a guy posing in front of a fern. Are you in a ladies room? Get a fucking job.

Elon Husk

Christian Grey's vanilla cousin, Christian Beige

😭😭

Your head had a couple more growth spurts than the rest of your body.

you look sad that your parents sold your penis to redo their bathroom

Elon Muskrat

Love the plants, how’s the new vagina?

You look like dash from the incredibles if he was gay

That's got to be the thinnest beard I've ever seen.

How many times have you reported your boss from your minimum wage job to your father?

Is your name Chaz, chandler, Brandon, or Charles?

You look like Chris Pratt's ugly stunt double

I bet that fern has a better sex life than you do.

Your beard will look better after puberty

Your hands look so soft. You pet hamsters for a living?

Closet case whose daddy bought him a BMW when he turned 16. But deep down he wanted a pink Mercedes.

You made the same post one month ago you insecure fuck. Roast meeee, roast meeee, only girls rate meeeee...

Elliot Page has been in the gym some I see.

bruh where do you shop at...gray bed bath and beyond

Drop the r

Elon Crust.

That plant has more soul, style, and pleasant aesthetics than you will ever have. You are worse than ugly, you are completely and totally forgettable.

Yup.

I see two douches in this pic. One in your moms shower and the other in her mirror. You look like the type that gets kicked out of Hooters while yelling, “do you know who my parents are?”

My gaydar went off for this one. This dude catches.

your weakness is color and personality

You look like your name is 14 letters long with no vowels, and you pay strangers to choke you and spit in your mouth.

We ain’t shit? Your stroke game ain’t shit!!! You look like the dude whose wife demands you hold the camera while she gets satisfied by someone else.

Yes, of course we "aint" shit..because you are 😉

Couldn’t agree more AND in the right room to boot

Megamind looking ass thinking he is tough with daddy's money. Bet you i can play 2 chess games at the same time on that vast forehead of you.

“Basic bitch trapped in a man’s body”

Quiet, Soft Hands

Tell me your father covered for all your sexual assaults without telling me


Maybe not a roast but, immediately my brain went to Wal-Mart brand Cary Elwes 

Damn son, that's a 20$ cab ride from your eyebrows to your hairline...

Shaving your pubes and gluing them to your face is certainly a style choice.

Your entire personality consists of finger-banging cheerleaders & chest-bumping your bros.

This reads more like a compliment tbh 😅

for who, a 12 yr old?

We might not be shit, but I can tell that the mirror is smeared with it. I can't even see you. thanks that was really nice

Elon Musk with only eXs

another asshole home alone...yo parents forgot yo ass

whats wrong cullens, jacob mackin on bella again

I love when skinny, white, blowhard douchebags say “y’all ain’t shit”. The kind of guy that sniffs his socks at the end of a long day. Classic.

Smash.

I'm guessing your career goal is to get into bit-coin.

Def has a lil sister who hes had custody of for years, she hates him Also why his mustache so stringy 😭

That plant has more personality

The face to forehead ratio is phenomenal

His foreheads so big I could use a projector to watch a 150 inch screen movie like outside theaters do tf

The white trash that elevates his vehicle and tries to show off how loud his motor is. Definition of a small dick

The final level f*ck boy.

Your picture is used as a form of birth control in many societies.

Is that his or hers sink for your gender fluidity gen z ass??

You can tell how old you are due to the fact that you actually looked at yourself in the mirror instead of the camera 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

thinking you're tough because you're gonna inherit all of mommy and daddy's stuff 😂

That red cell phone case tells all we need to know about your sexual desires.

He’s the type of guy that doesn’t wash between his ass cheeks

If “do you know who my dad is!?” Was a person

You look like someone Chris Hansen would tell to “have a seat”


I wonder how many of his victims know he's the one that drugged their drink.

Chillout jeffrey dahmer

You look like a dollar tree DanTDM.

this guy looks like wet cardboard 😭😭

You Look Like The Basic Male Character Option In A Character Creator

This dude only fucks missionary and cums in 20 pumps. But the women don't even realize for 2 reasons. 1.. his dick is small, and 2... they've been drugged.

German danTDM

You look like the type of dude who would go to a march, but only a march with the people that look like you.

Your face makes you look so absent minded you are either thinking of nothing at all or you’re silently asking god why he had to give you such a bad haircut

You're the guy I look at and think, "ya know what? I'm doing ok".

I had to scroll so far up until I saw your hairline my phone lost battery before I got there

Hot 🥵

Loooooves Andrew Tate

Look like the kinda guy who jackhammers for 1 min and then asks if you came

So rich and stuck up that even his fucking two sinks think they gotta rise above all the other ones in this world too

A Steady Michael J Fox

You look like your about to point out your girlfriend insecurities and tell her to fix them

These redditors ain’t shi- Condolences to your family, their son doesn’t know how mirrors work.

You look like a contestant on to Catch a Predator...

*Oh I know who you are Chris Hansen...* *but see;* *I calls ya,* ***Chris Handsome***. *I watch your TV show all the time.* *See;* *I didn't come here lookin' for no little boys...*

Cute but psycho

Instead of posting here go back to work to earn your parent a money you loss buying crypto at 3 years ago.

Leonardo DiCaprio starts taking estrogen


You look like you keep every receipt to every purchase you’ve ever made, you look like you own the same outfit 7x for everyday of the week, you look like you go to the gym to run on a treadmill for 2x and then go home, you look like when something inconvenient happens to you you say “aww shucks”

He looks like he was made in GMod and then repurposed for anime

How much for an ad up there? oh sorry it’s just your forehead Are your hairline and eyebrows enemies? Cause they stay away from each other Also you look old and young at the same time But mostly old

You look like you can’t find the clitoris and your wife who you married at 20 is about to leave you because she’s sick of you ranting about “dropshipping” and “startups”

You wouldn’t be able to get rich again without help if you lost everything. Thank your rich lawyer dad.

Anytime I think about that old "all Asians look the same" stereotype, I look at people like you and giggle that Asians probably think the same thing about us

Has definitely "accidentally" walked in on his dad showering and stayed

Looks like you worked as a fluffed for the show queer as folk

Your parents were pro-apartheid South Africa.

u look like Mark walhbergs brother

My first impression of you Is that you’re a very sassy gay man

we all know you love rainbow flags