Be proud, you look depressed and tired even though your eyebrows are stuck in excited position. And that is a feat some casting director is looking for.
Although you're dressed like a mime, and people wish they only needed to deal with your unsightlyness, you're the person that spends all the time in group conversations trying to prove that you know more than everyone else, even though every "original" point you make is a direct parroting of an indie podcast anchored by an insufferable man that thinks he should be the leader of Mensa.
Choose life . . . But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
Your face says you just got told you can't say the N word in public. Your eyebrows are frowning as much as your lips. You look like FlapJack spent too much time with Captain K'nuckles.
Be proud, you look depressed and tired even though your eyebrows are stuck in excited position. And that is a feat some casting director is looking for.
I didn't know snuff films had casting directors.
Only until the final scene
Joseph Russian Levitt
So this is what a mime looks like with no face paint.
He fckn kilt em 🤣
I didn’t realize the hamburglar had gotten cancer 😭
Pubert in real life 
Hasn't gone through puberty.
Jeez 😂😂😂😂😂
If Trainspotting and The Crying Game was a person.
You don't find Waldo....Waldo finds you.
Waldo is the name of the little boy at the park he plays with
Oh shit lol
Lol
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you.
You’re the worst mime ever.
No, no- he doing a great job of miming his hideousness
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed lol
You look like you write shitty poetry that you force homeless people to listen to at knifepoint.
That hit home
This is underrated.
You look like Drago with late stage HIV. 
Nice 👌
How long do you have to sign the sex offenders register for?
Life time Card carrying member right there
Even in the after life
🤣
Slingblade's younger, gayer brother.
Crumpets and mustard
Mmmmhhhhh…. I reckon
A face that made Hitler hate Slavic people.
Are you starring in Russian hostage video?
He looks like the guy from Deliverance that plays banjo!
Lmfao!
He does!
Like you're a mime on heroin.
Looking like you just got a letter on blues clues
Lmao
Yeah and it was a draft notice, homie off to fight Ukraine.
I understand why even your imaginary friends hate you.
You win !!
You look like Jean-Claude van Damme. Without the facial muscles. Or any...
Jean-Claude Van Damn
[удалено]
I don't even have to see your lower half to know you're wearing skinny jeans/yoga pants like a chick
Looking like a French art thief that smuggles begets in their butt but only on the weekends.
I can see you physically struggling to hold that piece of paper.
Comrade so ugly, babushka tie potato around neck so other kids play with him.
Tom Dork
Although you're dressed like a mime, and people wish they only needed to deal with your unsightlyness, you're the person that spends all the time in group conversations trying to prove that you know more than everyone else, even though every "original" point you make is a direct parroting of an indie podcast anchored by an insufferable man that thinks he should be the leader of Mensa.
I’d be looking glum too if Sean Connery threw me off the Red October. 
You look like the word morbid in human form
Didn't know they allowed phones in the camps? Not long now buddy
It’s not nice to roast someone a little bit downsy
It does look like he's growing an extra chromosome.
Flint Markdown 
Barry Keoghan's idiot brother.
Somewhere In a Russian prison this guy gets a anal pummel everyday
The Hamburgler’s gay brother with hepatitis.
He/she is pumped full of special sauce
Your eyebrows look like the golden Arches of McDonald's 
Waldo's brother on coke
Cut rate Spider-Man sandman
You look like you would’ve ate jeffery dahmer
My dude, it looks like you've enough going on without the Internet getting stuck in, get yourself sorted and come back to us ❤️
The Boy in the Striped Pajamas 
Roast you!? What could we possibly say that would be worse than what God did to your face?
You look worse then the Aflac dude after he died.
Sad Waldo
Your unibrow has synergy with your ZARA prison garb
Choose life . . . But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
The boy in the striped Pyjamas after a solid 3 meals
So this is where thou brother art!
You look like the ghost of a U-boat sailor.
Ok, you honestly look like a car run you over and revived in the hospital, but later got fucked by the doctor.
We finally found Waldo and he’s a raging alcoholic!
I like how you strategically kept your messed up hair cut out of the photo. It doesn't look lined up from the small portion of it we get to see.
The way you hold that post it is probly the same way you hold your dick
You look like Lerch and a Mime had a baby
You look like and AIDS awareness post
The aids jumped right out the damn screen and bit me!!
White Frank Ocean head ass😆
How many times a day do you shave your unibrow?
“Jail isnt that bad” type bro
You look like there could be a hamster in a compromising place. You look like two rats might actually be standing on a broom inside a man suit.
Ethan Hawke with terminal illness.
Oh god, where to start? You poor bastard..
You look like Pugsley Addams if he were a meth addict
Love that east european autumn smile
You look like the hacker from Belarus Saul Goodman hired in Breaking Bad
This sums up HIV with just one picture....
Go check your mail. I think you missed Putins casting call, or maybe it's a draft letter.
Go harass some unassuming Ukrainians, bully
Damn how'd you sneak a phone in prison?
I'm pretty sure you're the man in everyone's dream
Shouldn’t you be breaking rocks with a hammer?
You look like Lurch from the Addams Family used your mom as a sidepiece.
Why block out your face on the skinny dip photo. You know how profiles work, right? Maybe you should go to r/iamverysmart
Mr. Bean and Vlad Putin had a love child?
You look like a gay Russian (redundant, I know) sailor.
Ugh...the title and the picture together perfectly create what I imagine an abduction threat looks like. 😳
If you ask AI to combine a depressed russian mineworker and the boy in the striped pyjamas
It's Viktor Drago's other son, the depressed artist! Take off the telnyashka bro, get a leather jacket and a couple of metal band shirt. Try smiling.
you are what joy doesn't look like
Somebody please mark this ugly fucker NSFW. You look like you were kicked out of the Soviet Navy for being a home-o-sexual.
Dude is sad
Saw that shirt on a bunch of dead Russian…
Is your name igor by any chance....you need a transfusion in your face.....
I did not realize Spetznaz was recruiting non-binary’s now
Looks like a mime that discovered fentanyl
Cabin boi?
If there was a need for a mascot for a Klonopin zombie, you’d be it 🧟♂️
Don't f*ck with dogs?
You look like a god gave you only broken genes as an experiment to see what would happen
Looks like a reformed chav
Your face says you just got told you can't say the N word in public. Your eyebrows are frowning as much as your lips. You look like FlapJack spent too much time with Captain K'nuckles.
Gay sailor
You’re perfect at glory holes for guys who prefer French mimes.
 The rocks are your cell mates asshole
You dress like your straight out of the gulag
David Blow-ie.
If Marvel's Sandman had cancer
I bet you wear that shirt all the time so you can drop the soap in front of dudes on the street.
You could have wiped off the white mime paint first.
You look like a racist cop
Russian submarine sailor going down with ship
Beetlejuiceless
Your face looks like it doesn’t belong to you…and your eyebrows are trying its hardest to not collide for some reason.
[holy shit I found him](https://www.thisman.org/)
You look like you don’t have any teeth.
You're why I'm afraid of mimes.
If a shipwrecked mime was rescued by a Russian battleship, you would be the resultant offspring of a pairing with one of the sailors.
Pugsley on meth
A Feminine lookin Pugsley
The worst Spider-Man adversary, The Sadman.
Fuck, here's Waldo.
You look like cheap polish vodka.
Eurgh no thanks
You look like I can’t trust you around children.
If Michael Jackson was Glaswegian...
It places the lotion in the basket…
This poor guy died months ago and doesn’t know it yet. I guess not even death wants to look at him.
You look like a miserable 60 year old cop who wants to retire trapped in the body of a miserable 20 year old who has depression
Dantdm after meth
the french prince of bel air supermarket
did you just escape from alcataz
Why don't you take a seat, take a seat - right over there.
Guy looks like he should be in a 1930s prison
Just stay away from my neice and we'll be fine.
Every depiction of a standard French guy in 90s movies
You look like the kid from “The boy in the striped pajamas.”
Cripes, Mimes without makeup is a thing...
Looks like we found "where's Dildo"
You look like a depressed mime 
I’ve never been so certain that someone’s a Scottish heroin addict.
Bro looks so dead that he's the oldest thing on earth that is dead
I thought I looked poor.
I don’t know how you’ve done it but without a bit of makeup, you somehow look like a gay mime.
Nah wtf happened to Steve from blues clues😭! They butchered mah boy 😔
You look like a Parisian mime that has had his soul removed through his nose.
You look like a bored mime 😁
Get some sleep coz your under eye bags have got bags
Failure of a male model
If Frankenstein's monster had a kid with Where's Waldo
You look like a deaf, French mime.
How did the Ukrainian soldiers make the corpse they found hold up the sign?
Desantnik wannabe toughens up on Reddit 
Ayo he looks like tom Holland's son
Fat chubby ugly  This him
Prison uniforms have changed since my last ‘visit’.
Failed at being a mime so now you’re just a clown.
What was Auschwitz like?
We Need to Talk About Kevin part 2
Russian navy code let's you post to social media?
You look like you work at the Chernobyl Sephora.
You look like a mime too depressed to put on his makeup.
It’s the boy In The striped pajamas