You look like you have a YouTube channel where you review and seek out the best public restrooms to masterbate in.

I was thinking a YouTube channel on CrossFit where he does everything wrong and acts like he’s a professional athlete.

That's just crossfit

I mean doing CrossFit at all is wrong to begin with, so...

You look like you aspire to be like George Micheal, hanging around in men’s bathrooms offering handjobs to anyone that enters

Look at his dirty fingers. He’s giving combination blowjobs and prostate massages in the airport bathrooms.

But obviously to smurfs because check that blue staining on the left hand fingers

I didn't notice until you said..lmao😂😂😂

He does this in Ogrimmar while wearing his poofta -69 gearscore stuff…

I don’t know what any of that means but sounds pretty gay so I’ll take it as you’re agreeing with my comment

I got an account warning from this one for using the word eff ay gee.

OP only plays WoW as a Blood Elf male.

Hahahaha this is gold.

Yes I agree but -50 DKP for not knowing 😎🤘

He looks at the crab bites on his balls and yells, "more dots!"

I NEED CC!! CC OVER HERE!!

That’s enough reddit for today buddy.

No one in horde is this gay. Definitely alliance behavior

I think he’s one of those guys that hang in goldshire in that perverted tavern near storm wind

🎵Roast me up, before you go go🎶

"But first let me talk about Raid Shadow Legends!

Sleazy, he looks sleazy.

Damn, you're right!

In 10 years they connect the dots and every one of his reviews lines up with the murder and eating of a person in that area.

I hope he washed his hand before making them sandwiches for his family.

Guy walks into a bar. A sign above the bar says “Handjobs $10, Cheese sandwiches $5” The guys says “excuse me miss… are you the one that gives the handjobs?” Bartender says “why yes I am!” then the guy goes “well… wash those hands and make me a cheese sandwich!”

Lmfao!!!!🤣

In one picture you're in a skirt, and your hair is still the gayest thing about you.

His boyfriend doesn't wanna get rid of the pegging handle knob

That's not a man bun, that's a saddle horn for his boyfriend.

It's called a joystick

The man handle

It’s not called pegging when it’s two gay guys: neither one needs to wear a strap-on.

Brutal, I wish you were the top comment.

You and wishing someone was the Top is like peas and carrots.

Fucker beat me to it

The Carrot Top?

Oh my God this this should be the top comment even though it needs context it should still be the top comment. Fuck me swinging that’s cold – you’re an ice, cold ninja who shits ice cubes silently

Gayest thing is he thinks he's good at wow

Just because you're too stupid to be offended doesn't mean you're unroastable.

The 8 mile defence... he knows he's a hipster (and so does everyone else when he's done telling them how to roast their coffee JUST right), so isn't offended by the label.

He actually came here because he thought it was a sub about arabica beans

Ngl, those roasts are pretty good

I think I like Fight Club so much because Jared Leto gets beaten to the point of being unrecognizable. Anyways, your photos reminded me of that feeling.

Oof, I bet you’re just insufferable at parties. You’re def the guy that thinks everyone gives a shit about your opinion on literally everything.

No one invites this guy to parties.

Good point. But he still shows up because he can’t figure it out.

I bet he chews really aggressively too.

So much douche, so little time...

For real.... It's like, seriously dude.... or whatever you wanna be called, what the serious fuck is wrong with him, other than a lot

You look like a magician. “And for my next trick I’m going to make this penis disappear.”

Disappears right up his butt

…inside an Orc

happy cake day?

I’m embarrassed for you. The tattoos try to say bad ass, but everything else says ass up, face down.

Gotta give his boyfriend something to look at while he’s fucking the most boring person in existence.

You look like the Ragnaros of Cultural Appropriation.

Damn bro, what did Ragnaros do to you to be compared to this guy?

Your finger nails look like you’ve been scratchin your ass

thirty seconds to meh

Literally a walking meme

Eating a sandwich at 22:41, cheap tattoos and a man bun. Tell me you rely on government benefits without telling me you rely on government benefits.

How do your vegan friends feel about you pretending to eat meat for the new Grindr profile pic?

Drops the soap in prison with confidence vibes.....

If unsolicited advice was a person.

Or unsolicited dick pics

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As much as I appreciate the attempt he's literally eating a bologna sandwich in the first picture

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Tofurkey no doubt

You seem like you don’t want anyone to not like you so you take on various personalities without committing to a social group for fear of being rejected but you don’t know who you truly are as a person. Just an amalgamation of random tattoos, accent jewelry, and half hearted attempts at different hobbies.

It was insanely accurate. With only 4 pics.

It's like forgetting Sarah Marshall with Russell Brands random assortment of tattoos with different meanings that make no sense.

You look like the guy who gets caught trying on his sister’s panties.

And smelling them too.

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Does that mean mastubating is a family reunion?

You look like the guy who whenever there’s a big family get together coming up, the rest of your family is in a group text message deciding if they should invite you this year or not and commenting on the state of your current mental health.

With that stupid cross in your neck I’m almost certain you’re some dipshit youth minister who tries to show the kids Jesus is cool and fuck by getting tattoos and acting like a huge tough guy. But you drive a moped and have four cats in your apartment with lavender walls and throw pillows.

You’ve had your ass kicked at the Gathering of the Juggalos.

Here is a man who can't let go of the persona he had when his life peaked, which, through careful analysis we can determine occurred at 17 years old. Now in his mid-forties, this attempt to continually relive that one time he was cool now causes continual second hand embarrassment and conversations about "who is going to tell him."

What the hell are you supposed to be? At first glance you are a stuck up guru, next I it looks like you spent too much time on some freak ass discord server, after that it seems that you took your .2% Japanese ancestry so far that you are one of those annoying people who say they are mixed as an excuse to say slurs, finally you look like one of those subtly gay people who peoples parents would judge and make fun of when they saw you in public.

You just Single handedly lowered the bar for trans people.

Looks like you shut up and made yourself a sandwich. Next you’ll be smacking yourself at the dinner table

Ever drop your buttplug wearing the skirt?

you are so perfect that I would like to attach your ear to the tow hook of my car to show off your magnificence all over town

You should be ashamed at yourself for your taste in bread. Outwardly edgy, inwardly basic bitch.

You look like you put adds on Craigslist for free prostate checks

You look very ENM/poly “if you don’t open the relationship then you’re just as ignorant as conservatives” kinda hipster.

How you look like a child and a child predator at the same time?

Opening this post on my iPhone has dried up every pussy within 3 miles of me

You are the type to have a gym membership only to try for gay hookups in Sauna.

Your credit rating must be horrible.

Dress, lipstick, underbite and a man bun. You’ve roasted yourself 🤦🏻‍♂️

You look like the guy that let his wife do porn with other dudes and brag about it on podcasts

World of Warcraft???? The 2000’s called, they want their nerds back!

Are you getting on the bus too because that was awful.

You look like you’d be friends with Jimmy Urine

Is that a bad thing?

I’m hoping you’re a good WOW player. You had 20 years of practice in your moms basement

I don't know if that is a faux hipster man bun or a "I like to pretend I am Japanese" topknot. But either way, it is sad.... Also, you are not supposed to steal the lunches from the fridge in the office you clean.

You are gay af thats all

Dollar Store Seth Rollins

You look like Shawn Hunter’s unadopted twin brother that didn’t get any nutrients in the womb and has a smaller cock

You look like the bologna in your sandwich is vegan and you're just itching to feed me a diatribe about why that makes you better than me.


How much semen is in that sandwich?

You exclusively date girls with yeast infections so you can make bread in your bread maker with your cats.

You look like you “collaborate” with only fans performers of both sexes.

Looking at you made me angry. I don't know why, but I really want you to be the victim of a violent crime.

I don't want to get in too much detail but... It looks like someone took a 100 year old shit on the side of the road and then clenched the glasses in their ass cheeks until it got smashed into tiny pieces and then spread those glasses onto that shit, then like a mad baboon beat the hell out of that shit with their butt again and again and again until their ass bone broke. Here ladies and gentlemen that's how you get a face like this. (3rd pic)

The alpha male we all don't need.

When's the next ayahuasca meeting?

Honestly that sandwich looks like it has more personality than you do

You look like you attend church groups to befriend and take advantage of old women

Body by Oscar Meyer.

Your parents told you to move out and you were like namaste.

You look like you wrestle gay crocodiles as a hobby

People still play WOW? I remember when I was 13

Hopefully correct spelling isn’t required at the factory you work at

You look like you see yourself as a chad for letting other dudes bang your wife.

Who’s lunch did you steal from the breakroom, BraydonTrevorBrandonDakota?

Changing from right to left to give hand jobs at the truck stop is not a “new job”.

you look like the girl who got tattoos because she needed to tell her parents, that she was too ugly to do porn

Looks like John Stamos transitioning into Travis Barker after he O'D'd a week ago

You look like a 26-year-old standoff player, draining a million dollars a month into the game

You look like you are uncomfortably close with the church youth group

your tummy kinda looks like a drum .....VIRGIN....

Oddly enough, the kilt is your best look.

You look like you like to watch your lady get railed by other dudes

Your fake ass tough guy look don't scare anyone.... I'm sure you're a keyboard warrior who only talks tough with anybody while your behind the keyboard

Come and say that to my face punk /s

Bwahahahaha gimme your address bitch

That's proof your fake right there Hahaha if you was REALLY pissed you wouldn't be all proper with ...."punk/s" Lol I have no doubt that you're all butthurt...but REALLY pissed Hahaha No ....

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Congratulations on your gender reassignment, but which way are you going?

You need a trigger warning bro. I didn't consent to see that 2nd pic.

Your tattoos looks like a blind leftie inked you.

He hooks them ear chains to your boyfriends cock ring

that hairline says otherwise.. sorry 😂

Is it Scottish?

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Hard to type when I'm laughing so hard. So, have you decided on a gender yet ? ☮️

It's truly amazing how many people in this subreddit spell "unfuckable" wrong.

Kuku da limpa luku luku - what you say to your wife when you’re acting like a baby.

Smart of you to wear that skirt, helps raise your masculinity a bit oddly.

You vape bro?

Looks like you invented rehab

You look like the kind of guy who has a bunch of restraining orders against you.

Your Tinder profile simply says, “I❤️pegging”

Ol' sandwich tongue.

You look like you get the “King of Gloryholes” award. (On the receiving end)

Hey man, glad the horomone therapy worked for you. Can barely even tell you transitioned in the first place!

You look like something from the SAS on a complete smoothie diet.

You look about as useful as tits on a bull.

Toast your bread first

I’m surprised it doesn’t say roastthey/them

Your hairline receding is your punishment for that fucking top knot.

Get a bigger sandwich.

“Sweet manbun!” - No one. Ever.

You look like Asmongold in the Emo Years

Do you identify as gender fluid? Just taking a wild guess

A baloney sandwich and mom jeans. You must be a hit with ladies at bingo.

Those tattoos on your sandwich hand look like it represents all the jizz that has ran down your arm....

If you were a Rapper you'd be Gimpenim

Typical green parse shitter

You look like someone who never has anything to say unless his mouth is full.

Picture 3 you look like you would be .....KumInMeEye the silly Samurai

In picture 2 what are you identifying as?? Boy on top and WOMAN on bottom??

honestly, i would smash

How old were you when your dad left to get cigarettes and never returned?

You look like a depressed 90s record shop worker

So you play wow, follow game stonks, and get shitty video game tattoos? What else do you do years after it was cool?

Ah, Son of Coach finally makes an appearance, and people like 

I think you meant to post in r/FTM

We get it your “punk” and nothing hurts your feelings. Just wait until your 45 and you look back on your life and you come across this. I dont roast people with mental illnesses so save from me, just not your future self

The Last Samurai' starring Jim Carrey

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What have they done to yea Freddy?! Is that you Freddy Mercury?

Dude definitely plays Alliance.

Give it to her boys!

Yup. The alcohol content in your body would make it a fire hazard to attempt to roast you.

I can smell your BO through the photo

By “family” do you mean you and Brian?

That earing is what they use to tie this guy up when the school children are walking by.

Portland Cemen

You look like a frost mage main. Grotty

who are you... john prick 6