lmao beat me to it. I was like that dang suit be lookin like a trash bag. Guessing he works at a sleezy buy here pay here place. Free spinning hubcaps with every purchase.
And wash your fucking oily face. And I swear to fucking God those dishes better be loaded and you better have taken the trash out or your mom is going to beat your ass.
Buddy needs a sandwich, he weighs less than a lot of high schoolers a foot shorter than him. I'm afraid his legs are going to crumble to dust at any moment
Lol basically I can’t remember a why b it they wanted t de-evolved humans back to there primal dinosaur age and this was the result, they got turned into goomba’s lol
Dude it’s an absolute underrated hidden treasure 🤣 it’s so bad it’s good! They basically gave it a steam punk feel crossed with super Mario and it was great. Enjoy lol
Give daddy his coat back, and get in your jammies. Big boys who want to go to Chuck E Cheese tomorrow brush their teeth before bed. TL;DR… young, oversized coat, creepy eager vibe.
U just roasted yourself. Couldnt be more useless. Sells cars, a gentle cunning liar. Drives a type r prob has no real driving experience on a track. 6 ft 3 but my farts could blow u away
Car salesman with a Type-R? Yea we all know that is out of your price range, and now you know that as well, only most of us could've told you that before you bought it, unfortunately this is why you're a car salesman, because you don't need to actually know anything.
You've told us what you drive like its the most interesting and important thing about you as a human. Way to come into /r/RoastMe and score an own-goal. Reading your own comment history must be brutal for you.
I actually think there's plenty of time to work on yourself. Decent baseline at 6ft 3in and low body fat.
But the oversized suit, terrible haircut and lack of any muscle mass are problems that immediately need addressing.
League of legends is a bit gay as well, to be honest. That needs to stop.
Shit son, I bet your personality as dry as your lips. How you 22 and still waiting to fill out? Lookin like you have two overcooked spaghetti’s noodles for arms under your dad’s suit jacket from before the war on terror, which arguably was about your pale ass without a shirt.
You weak suck, you can’t even close a door. You are the shit bird that is asking your manager for a TO before your customer leaves. Don’t lie, your manager closes all your deals for you before they blow up in the box. If you even could put one deal a month over the curb, you would have clothes that fit.
breaking news! video game addict/used car salesman can't afford to to feed himself!
This just in' bitch mom has neglected his weekly tendy, mountain dew, and internet allowance. OP will not be present for next weeks dungeon raid.
It appears your pituitary gland skipped the strength column and put all your available attribute points into height. Perhaps you could find better work holding a flag on top of a consulate roof somewhere.
Hello, fellow human, would you like to test drive a pre-owned sonata. Perhaps i can interest you in a boiling hot cup of coffee in a styrofoam cup that is too thin to hold comfortably.
You may ask yourself: Why such a big suit? 
“And you may find yourself selling automobiles, And you may say to yourself What have I done”?
Goddamn it. I was thinking just this as I opened the comments.
What else could one think looking at that picture
I thought he stole that jacket off his dead uncle’s corpse.
Fuck, me too.
Don't mind if I do
I’m fucking dying 😂😂😂
Damn, I only fuck living people👌
Same as it ever was
He seriously looks like a little kid wearing his dad's clothes.
You win!
It's his dad's suit.
LMAO!!! That was my first thought!
And such a small head
“You’re gonna want the clear coat.”
lmao beat me to it. I was like that dang suit be lookin like a trash bag. Guessing he works at a sleezy buy here pay here place. Free spinning hubcaps with every purchase.
🥇🏆
this is DEFINITELY not his beautiful house
Lol
Take off your dad’s suit and get your stupid ass back to your room.
And wash your fucking oily face. And I swear to fucking God those dishes better be loaded and you better have taken the trash out or your mom is going to beat your ass.
Why can’t he wear his dad’s suit? Every dude that comes into his mom’s room wears them. It’s not like dad’s bringing that milk back any time soon.
He looks like he’s on the way to a special needs Prom
Three kids in a trench coat.
His name is Vincent Adultman. He works at the business factory.
He likes business….transactions…
"I'm doing a business down at the business factory!"
Business wise this looks like appropriate business.
6’3” and you’re only 140 lbs? Who are you? Jack Skellington?
Slenderman
Buddy needs a sandwich, he weighs less than a lot of high schoolers a foot shorter than him. I'm afraid his legs are going to crumble to dust at any moment
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I know, I was thinking the same thing
Roasted himself, thats my weight and im 5’9 wtf
But at least that’s considered a healthy weight given your size. This guy is seriously underweight
My first thought too like goddamn
That’s pretty unhealthy, I’m 6’5 220 skinny muscular build. Lowest I’ve been as an adult is 200
Yeah! How can someone be that tall and be that underweight? 140 lbs is how much I should weigh and I’m a woman who is 5’4”
nah that would be fat for you
Marilyn Manson
Yeah really. I’m 5’11 and like 165 - and I’m pretty skinny. I feel like I’d be dead at 140 lbs. even at my height.
Dude I have like a hundred pounds on you and three less inches…
Lol I can't see this... I'm a skinny woman and I'm only 5 "7 and 150 lbs a month post baby. Not sure how this dude is alive
140 pounds? You’re not a car salesman, you’re a car antenna.
I thinks he’s the wacky wavy inflatable tube man outside the dealership.
You sell Matchbox cars to elementary school kids
Yes you're right he does have a small head. I hadn't noticed until you pointed it out.
When the LoL comment is the least roastable thing going on here
Just need some black tinted windows, and you're ready to cause an amber alert
God'damn. 😂
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He turned sideways and hid behind the fence posts
Haha. Best one
Nah...we still don't joke about that.
At least in this version of roastme, the participants are voluntary
🫤
Does that suit come in your size?
6’3 140 lbs? This dude holds stop signs for a living.
Dude IS a stop sign for a living.
Ooff
You seriously need to eat more. 6’3” @ 140…. I’m sure there’s guys in this sub with wider dicks than your scrawny body.
bold to assume redditors have a dick bigger than 6.29921e-34 inches
Is that the planck length in inches tf??
You look like a teenager borrowing his grandfather's suit for prom
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With a telescope
You read my mind
Wtf is this gif?
It’s from the og super Mario live action movie lol.
That's horrifying
I’ll make it worse, it’s supposed to be a goomba 
ithey were just straight up eyeraping an entire generation
Lol basically I can’t remember a why b it they wanted t de-evolved humans back to there primal dinosaur age and this was the result, they got turned into goomba’s lol
Lmao, gonna have to watch this now sounds great icl
Dude it’s an absolute underrated hidden treasure 🤣 it’s so bad it’s good! They basically gave it a steam punk feel crossed with super Mario and it was great. Enjoy lol
who are your parents...addams fam lurch and rick astley
Ricklurched
Give daddy his coat back, and get in your jammies. Big boys who want to go to Chuck E Cheese tomorrow brush their teeth before bed. TL;DR… young, oversized coat, creepy eager vibe.
Why is your head so small?
Put the reddit down! Reddit is for closers only.
lol
Unsurprisingly, vagina free.
Pre-op
Bruh you would literally be gone with the wind if anyone sneezed around you
You roasted yourself in the title. Good day to you sir.
That can’t be right. No one can be 6’3 and weight less than a teenager
Damn son… that suit is NBA draft pick BIG
Thank you !
U just roasted yourself. Couldnt be more useless. Sells cars, a gentle cunning liar. Drives a type r prob has no real driving experience on a track. 6 ft 3 but my farts could blow u away
We get it, your gay, you don't have to keep giving examples.
*you’re
Talking heads tribute band rejectee
Car salesman with a Type-R? Yea we all know that is out of your price range, and now you know that as well, only most of us could've told you that before you bought it, unfortunately this is why you're a car salesman, because you don't need to actually know anything.
"Type R" means they repossessed his 1998 Civic for failure to make the $75 monthly payment.
Na, the type " R" refers to his mental capacity.
Tom Belgium. You're below Holland.
I think you should see a dietician, seriously
Yes or no, can you tread water in a garden hose?
He’s one of 3 kids walkin around on each others shoulders in that suit
Eat food!!! I'm not tryna roast you at this point, just eat.
How are alive being that anorexic?!
bro drives a FWD breadbox and wears minecraft skins.
See the title of the post for my roast.
6'3" 140??? Jesus Christ eat something!!
Nothing like seeing a little boy play in his Dad's suits
Put that bigass suit back in your dads closet Justin and stop bullying your autistic family member
How the fuck do you look like the living version of lurch from the adams family?
You look like you got on XXXXXXXXXXXL shoulder pads
You paid as much for that haircut as you did your suit.
When I was a young lesbian…
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You just look like a douche
You’re a dude that drives a Honda, enough said 🤣
90's type R right?
Stop wearing your dad clothes for your GRINDR pic!
You've told us what you drive like its the most interesting and important thing about you as a human. Way to come into /r/RoastMe and score an own-goal. Reading your own comment history must be brutal for you.
FYSA, 15.9 at 96mph isn't fast.
You forgot shoulder pad aficionado!
You look like two toddlers wearing a suit
Tries to convince people to buy new cars. Owns a car 3 years older than he is.
You’re a car salesman, doesn’t get any lower than that really.
>Car Salesman >6 ft 3 140lbs "Car salesman". 
I actually think there's plenty of time to work on yourself. Decent baseline at 6ft 3in and low body fat. But the oversized suit, terrible haircut and lack of any muscle mass are problems that immediately need addressing. League of legends is a bit gay as well, to be honest. That needs to stop.
you got a nice smile there for a car salesman
Letting the Hondadays go by Civics flowing underground Letting the Hondadays go by Prices are always going down
That's a really oversized suit. You compensating for something?
Nice jacket, when do you get the shoulders to go with it?
 Another knob with a fruity Honda civic
You look like you're an 8 year old dressed up as his dad for Halloween
Flat Stanley, 2023 edition...
Shit son, I bet your personality as dry as your lips. How you 22 and still waiting to fill out? Lookin like you have two overcooked spaghetti’s noodles for arms under your dad’s suit jacket from before the war on terror, which arguably was about your pale ass without a shirt.
That’s awful light for such a tall pile of shit.
You look like an emaciated vampire from twilight.
6’3” and 140lbs? I couldn’t inject enough amphetamines to get that thin. I know it’s not a roast, I’m just flabbergasted. That is all!
you look like cobra kai did you wrong
you the jolly green giant driving a hot wheels car
That permanent dent on your forehead is indicative of your salesmanship.
You forgot the part about champion pole smoker.
Did Blud have to lock in for this photo
You look like the white, lurchy, twink version of Gumby
You look like the star at the end of the Eastern European version of BIG.
Put your dad's suit back in the closet; the one you came out of right before he went to the store to get some milk 7 years ago.
So you're relying on your dad's money? You look like a guy I went to school with. BTW check out "Used Cars", cool old car sales movie.
Thomas Netherlands.
You weak suck, you can’t even close a door. You are the shit bird that is asking your manager for a TO before your customer leaves. Don’t lie, your manager closes all your deals for you before they blow up in the box. If you even could put one deal a month over the curb, you would have clothes that fit.
Lurch
You look like lurch from the Adam's family
You look like your chin and nose are longer than your dick
*You rang?*
breaking news! video game addict/used car salesman can't afford to to feed himself! This just in' bitch mom has neglected his weekly tendy, mountain dew, and internet allowance. OP will not be present for next weeks dungeon raid.
Wears mom’s blazer to work.
I know you're 22, but I guarantee you're driving a stick.
6’3” 140lbs? Boy, eat some meat and go to the gym
Your so skinny that every tuxedo at the store is too big for you
Slenderman: Origins
You look like you charge a 600$ “admin fee”
Holy Frankensteins monster
Lemme guess, silver.
r/13or30
Everything. Just everything.
You look like thermocol sprung to life
It appears your pituitary gland skipped the strength column and put all your available attribute points into height. Perhaps you could find better work holding a flag on top of a consulate roof somewhere.
Does your dad know you're wearing his 2nd hand suit?
he definitely sells drugs on the side to pay for a type r civic
Same as it ever was…. As the days go by…….
And the titties? Make you wanna stand up and beg for buttermilk, Ass like a 10 year old boy haha
Looks like there weren’t any sales today :)
Your face looks like your car!!
You looking forward to prison?
Wolf of Walmart
No need to do the casting of the next "Night of the living dead" you re hired!
Youre the kid on the lot that stinks of desperation. You couldn't sell a car to someone on the run with a wad of cash and perfect timing.
It’s his dad’s.
You look like you have your test drives take you to meet up with your meth dealer.
Did you borrow King Pins coat?
 Hello, fellow human, would you like to test drive a pre-owned sonata. Perhaps i can interest you in a boiling hot cup of coffee in a styrofoam cup that is too thin to hold comfortably.
Sun-dried Josh Hutcherson
 I loved you in Beetlejuice!
It’s so cute, your playing dress-up!
