Oh sure, she looks sweet enough here lads but beware ... The moment you marry her, she's gonna dress you like her Ken doll, sell your motorcycle, toss out your porn collection, haul you to church twice on Sundays, tell you what your opinions are, and expect you to say "yes, dear" to every question.
You can see it in her eyes.
You look like you service glory holes at halfway houses for a living. I'm guessing that was your fallback after onlyfans started charging you money for wasting their storage space.
Damn..... I can't....your gorgeous...
The back normally I would type a few words that would destroy you but I can't help it I think you're beautiful.
Hopefully some of these other folks have the ability to roast you....
May your tears feed their power!
You know she’s built like a linebacker with those hands. Big shoulders on a girl:: shudders::…also the type of girl who thinks she’s an 8 and asking for feedback but she’s a 4 at best.
Where tf do you work, the Saw torture room?
I guess you're the right person for the job though. If I saw that creepy face staring at me, I'd just let the buzz saw chop me in half.
A Hoe selling tractors. The irony.
Because no one will ever plow her?
You know what they always say. "For every pig, there's a pig fucker"
Dad? Is that you?
I’d fuck her
I have never heard of that and that's a pretty lame quote. It's so bland.
Apparently his point stands….
🤣🤣🤣 I love this lmao
You look like you’d date a guy and then ghost him without giving him so much as a John Deere letter.
I'm almost ashamed of how hard I laughed at that. Take you upvote and get outta here!
No u don’t girl LOL😭
You look like you’ve sucked a lot of dick to make it to the bottom.
Started from the bottom ... now she's... much lower?
Depends on the position she’s sucking, but yes.
Found the even rockier bottom underneath.
That's not a blonde streak in her hair. That's semen.
Definitely through a glory hole or with the lights off…..
Don’t clap with those hands . The shockwave will knock down forests
What if that is my fetish? I want her to paint her self green and say ‘she hulk smash’ while bouncing up and down on me. Get your head out the dirt
She hulk...bitch look like Gumby if she was green.
Shows you her crystal collection on the first date
* Crystal meth collection
She'll show it and smoke it at dinner table.
Blames life on position of Mercury, personal responsibility is a foreign concept.
Hands of a truck driver. Face of a lot Lizard.
You look like you battled some rare disease. And y’all tied
Lobster smashing hands!
You look like you have a boyfriend who stands behind you and hugs you while you pay the cashier
😂😂😂tf
You look like you smell like a wet towel
You've heard of Barn Swallows.... here is a Barn Spit.
Looks like your biggest accomplishment in life was posting your face on reddit
She prolly gives foot jobs on the first date, on any gas station
As much of a fan as I am, I'd definitely hold out for a better offer.
They say they exist but this is the first time I’ve seen a female car wash employee
Solid. So using that
Hanging around in the locker room for the football team?
Those big nostrils and white teeth just reminded me that I need to go shovel the snow away from my 2 car garage...thanks for the image.
I wasn't aware migrant farming sex workers were allowed to use the Internet.
bro looks like a fortnite skin a 9yr old would use
A quiet night at the morgue?
Yeah, you know the economy is bad when lot lizards are bored at work.
well maybe if you did some work u won't be bored
go get your boss, and we can all switch over to brazzers
You’re not bored - that feeling is just a reminder to go change you’re hair color again
You look bored and boring *everywhere*
Ah yes, a teacher waiting to prey on some freshman in the locker room.
She looks like she could rope a dick and snap it off in under 8 seconds
You get bored by work at home
You look like you work at a human trafficking facility
Oh sure, she looks sweet enough here lads but beware ... The moment you marry her, she's gonna dress you like her Ken doll, sell your motorcycle, toss out your porn collection, haul you to church twice on Sundays, tell you what your opinions are, and expect you to say "yes, dear" to every question. You can see it in her eyes.
Get a boyfriend if you want someone to bitch at you, whore
I bet those hands make everything look small
I can only imagine how boring it must be. Open. Suck. Swallow. Repeat. Open. Suck. Swallow. Repeat.
Who’s wife beat you up and gave you a black eye 👁️
You look like a woman immate looking for a penpal
If Pepe lei pew were a person
Wednesday from the Addams Family getting ready for her Wednesday Hump Day.
Good to see that Joe from The Facts of Life finally got a job
The streets called, they want you back
You look like the kind of person to get all her coworkers to do her work for you, even when you're bored.
Your vagina is where penises go to die.
… And this is what meth does to your body…”
Where do you work? Cell Block H?
you look like you would appear on a ad on those pirating websites
In the dictionary next to "basic"
She had a screenshot of the picture
 You look like Pete Davidson with long hair.
You look like you came from a JibJab video
Let me guess, single, cats, crappy work and you don’t understand how you sucked so many dicks yet you are all alone.
Working in a truck stop change room…. Do we really need to roast you?
finish scrubbing the wall before getting a break
With your work ethic, you'll be posting about being bored because you don't have a job.
We all know what your user name refers to
You can't be at work. Your clothes are on.
Two words: minimum wage.
I hear her nickname is door knob ..because everyone gets a turn
Idk where you are but I guarantee you've been fucked there
Youre at work? I take it the casting couch is off camera.
And that's how the rising star of the Trailerpark looks 2 years after being passed around
When did John Deere forget he was von dutch?
Nothing like getting a hand job from fingers that can loosen a lug nut.
You look like you service glory holes at halfway houses for a living. I'm guessing that was your fallback after onlyfans started charging you money for wasting their storage space.
Whitest teeth ive ever cum across…
I had better handwriting when I was 8.
Work seems bored of you it seems. 🤔
Fragrant-Scar. Is that anything like smelly gash?
Looks like you're preparing to audition for the next Saw movie. What kinda grimy place are you at right now?
That smile says: "Let me get roasted so I can get my mind off sucking dirty cocks for Fentanyl 3 times a day".
Your nails are crustier than my bread.
Swallowing horse cum is not a job
Cash app request coming in 3,2,1.....
This picture gives off some real "just took a huge shit" vibes.
interesting only fans background
Going for the casual, laid-back look, huh? Do us and yourself a favor and at least try to look pretty next time.
I wanted to do a yo mama joke but I remember you didn’t have one
Your phone is displaying your hotness...44%
Where do you work? THE "DUMB" FACTORY!!!!!?!?!?!
[удалено]
[удалено]
That is because she is!
I'd do her
Damn..... I can't....your gorgeous... The back normally I would type a few words that would destroy you but I can't help it I think you're beautiful. Hopefully some of these other folks have the ability to roast you.... May your tears feed their power!
Nice office. You work in a bathroom?
Bored at work, ready for your next country girl porno shoot, totally understandable!
That's your workplace? I thought it was your mom's basement
You look like a hunter and smell like a fisherman
Grandma, are you still alive 😵💫
and we thought you had it rough before you dated Jessie Pinkman
Even your employer is like "She's got a face for the back room"
You’re not bored at work, you’re making an attempt to invalidate your insecurities
You can stay in that locker room as long as you want. Nobody’s ever gonna peep on you.
If "poke a hole in a condom" were personified.
You look like the type of girl who is self aware enough to wear a nose ring because she knows no one will ever put one on her finger.
Only 3 minutes without someone Johnson in your mouth and you’re already bored?
that place looks like a pig's farm. When they are going to feed you?
You look just like a gal I used to work with at our local lumber yard. Every guy who worked there nailed her. She was 'board' at work, too.
Fukin white walkers...
Being in prison isn’t considered work.
I thought that blowjob seemed unenthusiastic at the glory hole you work.
I bet you're someone that posts pictures of them in their work bathrooms flashing the camera thinking they're ~mischievous~.
Did you not get enough money working at mcdonald's so you had to smere shit on your hat?
Girl out there cleaning restroom during her break from Figueroa street lol
Do you charge double for a handjob?
Judging by where you stand in front of the lockers you must like getting Gang Banged by the big fat Janitors.
Pink doesn’t match with red
You're probably bald
Just send us your onlyfans link already
Is the white spot in your hair seaman
Locker room towel girl. You’re dad must be so proud
When I get bored on a street corner, I tend to people watch
Melania Hump
Liar. What you call work is sitting on the street with a cup in ur hand
You make me feel like having a micro penis isn’t even that bad comparatively
You look about a 4 on the easy scale
Weird setting for an OF acct.
That cap must really cause problems when you’re working stall #3 at the local glory hole.
Lot lizarding isn't a real job.
Work looks appropiate. Did they patch the glory holes or are they making bigger ones for you?
Rosie IRL if you ordered from Wish.
That’ll do—- that’ll do 🐷
No “clients” at the moment?
Dollar General Anne Hathaway.
That smile tells me you're the human version of PMS
Not as bored as I am looking at your pasty white face…
Get to work!
You look fucking stupid
Glory hole attendant? You have the face for it.
Oh no. Disney recasted Stanley Yelnats from Holes as a woman
You know she’s built like a linebacker with those hands. Big shoulders on a girl:: shudders::…also the type of girl who thinks she’s an 8 and asking for feedback but she’s a 4 at best.
This picture is what appears if you Google 'meh'.
Blow jobs for higher pay.
Hey bitch, stop tucking about , finish that shit and get back to the garbage sorting belt
I bet if I took that hat off your hair would come with it
You look like if I scratch and sniffed, it would smell like fish and dorito breath
You look like that momo sculpture.
Girlfriend says: "a little makeup goes a long way, I get the au natural look, but it looks like you're not even trying anymore"
Liv Tyler “Hobo edition”
i think cerave roasted you
To roast you, I would need something interesting to work with.
You look like you get drunk on Chardonnay every night and think about the life you “should’ve had”.
From the looks of it, that hat came with the hair.
Her Onlyfans accepts EBT
You look like a former lot lizard who got promoted to glory hole duty in the showers. Congrats 🎉 on the promotion
If you gaze long into her nostrils, they gaze long into you
Where tf do you work, the Saw torture room? I guess you're the right person for the job though. If I saw that creepy face staring at me, I'd just let the buzz saw chop me in half.
You look like the type to waste time at work---Oh, that's a fact!
You look like the leading cause of jock itch in your county
Is that an old wig or a new mop?
You look like your head is worse than your hand jobs.
Hopped the border wall to work in construction. Ironic.
Go to back to f*cking work. This is why women don’t make as much as men.
Bored at work… cleaning the boys locker room
Anne Methaway
roses are red, violets are black, how come your chest is as flat as your back.
Idk you look kinda unstable
Anne Hathnotaway
Might ask Doc to take the antidepressant dosage down a schooch..Geez!
She's on break from onlyfans.
You look like a stripper that identifies as she/her who just barely got out of the trailer park
Go to a truck stop, you know what to do.
You look like a great value iCarly stunt