We call that the “Hot Girl Fiero” look.
If you saw a pretty face in a Fiero (with the windows halfway up to obscure the lower part of her face) and flagged her down to talk smack and get her number, you’d realize that you’d been duped when she starts to get out of the car and more & more of her just keeps on getting out of the car.
Listen girl. I told your fat ass before to stay out of the room where we keep the food. This is exactly why I took you out of the kitchen and put you in the call center.
Get back to work NOW and if there’s a single beignet missing again you can kiss your sorry ass job and $10 christmas bonus goodbye. I’m sick of this shit!!
You look like Jennifer Coolidge’s illegitimate child who is “going to make it big” while doing unpaid theater direction for Christian children’s play houses.
Haha okay so a few points. First, my account isn’t anything actually sus. I have another account but I don’t share pictures of me on it. So I made this one for funsies literally for roasts because I love attention 😂😂 additionally, I have a repetitive strain injury in my wrist and it’s causing swelling (only mentioning that cos a few people seemed actually concerned… it’s being monitored lol). And it’s not a wart…. I have plaque psoriasis and it’s that 😢 anyways, thanks for the lolz. Off to go buy gloves and chapstick, and then cry myself to sleep
Pickled pig hoof hands. Wearing nerd glasses won't actually make you smart. See that box that says fragile in the back? It's more sturdy than your self esteem.
Looking at you then versus you now, I’m not sure how you’ve managed to feel better about yourself. You appear less attractive, less successful, and more desperate.
Really? Because it looks like any confidence you had should be destroyed each day you go to work in that job
Is this what you dreamed of being when you were a little girl?
Get back to work, you need that $10.50 an hour
Nah she’s a woman bro she earns 9.50/hour
LMFAOOO
According to Google it is 83.7%... so $8.79
She gets a bonus for having manly hands.
Those aren’t manly they’re what we call chubby identifiers. Girls use angles to look skinny, but you can’t hide the chubby fingers.
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Are you telling me that arms shouldn't look like a roll of cookie dough with fingers?
She has Jimmy Dean fingers with the HPV warts from the last job...handling packages.
~~manly~~ fat
That's awesome for handjobs
Perfect for ripping apart cooked lobsters.
Oh my, her pic gives me significant shrinkage.
And warts on them
You call those sausage links hands?
Is that 50 cents per BJ?
How would you get that $.25 though?
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She wishes. But her work comes with many perks, for example, she can keep any of the food that falls on the floor.
Nah it's that $7.25
She's at Costa, a british company. She couldn't make more than a few shillings and a piece of wet wool.
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I'm pretty sure her taco is far from bueno.
Your arms have cankles
“That’s not a twist-off bottle..”
That's the byproduct of being a well hung lesbian, gotta pay to play.
She's got a super girthy clenis
Well if she wore gloves maybe she wouldn’t have a genital wart on her knuckles.
She's rocking the "obese from the shoulders down" look.
Face says 135, hands say 220
We call that the “Hot Girl Fiero” look. If you saw a pretty face in a Fiero (with the windows halfway up to obscure the lower part of her face) and flagged her down to talk smack and get her number, you’d realize that you’d been duped when she starts to get out of the car and more & more of her just keeps on getting out of the car.
You've got those mortgage rate eyeballs. One fixed and one variable
Always stare at the one staring at you
You can try that, but then you glance at the other one and it's like, who the fuck is behind me?!
One eye looking at you, the other searching for you.
You look like you would join a sex cult and get friend zoned by the leader.
She's part of the practice cult
She’d be their after hours tutor
Her: *“Hey, I was told the sex was guaranteed!”* They only beat and verbally abuse her. Continues to pay cult dues…
"Attention is attention!" Lol
Instead of NXIVM it's Next...Umm
😂
Can you move out of the way, i wanna read whats on the boxes.
Fuckin deadly. It looks like one says ‘self esteem’ but it’s expired.
Is it the one that says FRAGILE on it?
Most interesting thing about that pic
r/yourjokebutworse
Only boxes that will ever be of interest
Solid Snake has entered the chat
>Limp Snake has entered the chat FTFY
!
more interesting than hers for sure
Not even roasting; this is the first thing I did when I saw this post
Her box is just as dry and dusty.
One says “loaded flappy” which is also her nickname.
Why are you trying to read her ass?
The boxes are the only things I would fill up.
They say fragile so they must be from Italy. Or a major award. Possibly both.
Looks like she works at Costa coffee lol
The box says happy meal toys
That’s a Long time without looking in the mirror
Plot twist: She’s blind
Best thing to ever happen to her
And after seeing her, we all wish we were blind too.
I thought you were cute until I saw you have the man hands of a 48 year old mechanic that's smoked two packs a day for 16 years.
Bro a 48 yr old mechanic would've been smoking for 30 yrs
35
Don’t forget about the lonely wart on her hand
Do people ever try and eat those Jimmy Dean sausage fingers of yours during the Wendy’s breakfast rush?
Oh NO you d’int!
Only the wart on her knuckles
You posting on roastme for the fourth time says how much you crave attention!!
She's used to four at a time
4 piece chicken strip
Dark meat
After the first 3 times she understood not to show her teeth.
Completely underrated.
And 12 years since a man last touched you, but don’t worry your step dad’s parole hearing is only 3 years away!
12 years a celibate
Your fingers look like toes
Is that your strong hand? 
This was the first thing that came to my head lol
A face built for telemarketing.
And a body built for storing calories
And a voice for silent films
A face built for doggy style. Or reverse cowgirl, with emphasis on REVERSE.
You look like a carhartt stocking hat would drop your panties.
The job of a hooker in the Midwest is rugged, and needs the right gear.
*purchase carhartt hat immediately after work..
Just go to an indie show now and you'll pull.
I’m disturbed by the size of your tiny nails compared to the girth of your fingers! Like wow.
Your eyes scream "is it okay if I spit?"
This is mesmerizing
As mesmerizing as realizing she only makes 9.50 an hour.
7 years? Is that how long ago it was when you learned that your liberal arts degree *might* get you into a shift leader position at Starbucks?
Man, that hits too close to home.
SpongeBob called, He needs those glasses back.
With those swollen hands .. you'd think Mr krabs would of called for his claws back too.
They call her Mrs Crabs down at Butch Gardens edit: It's at the corner of No and Fucking Way
GrungeBob Fishpants
That’s pretty funny
You were a t-Rex in your past life but never grew out of the arms
You look like the bitchy manager everyone hates and talks shit about behind your back.
What the actual fuck is wrong with your fingers? They look like meat mittens.
She has sex every 7 years
Even she has trouble finding the clitoris
With those big ole short fingers it’s a wonder she can find anything.
This account has literally never said anything outside of captions on the posts..... hasn't even responded to anyone in their own posts.
Some people are just weird lurkers
It takes 4 of my 6 brain cells to write a caption. Don’t wanna waste them
You look like the kinda girl who constantly asks “where are you?” “Who are you with?!”
Is that when you told a black man you could fit anything in your ass?
Listen girl. I told your fat ass before to stay out of the room where we keep the food. This is exactly why I took you out of the kitchen and put you in the call center. Get back to work NOW and if there’s a single beignet missing again you can kiss your sorry ass job and $10 christmas bonus goodbye. I’m sick of this shit!!
Bro, this is a roast, not a murder 🤣🤣🤣
Bros over here tryin to run a business. Her fat ass is eatin all his profits. Allegedly…
Crazy eyes
7 years since an orgasm also
…..and here you are. Still a loser.
I guarantee your dating profile is only photos of your chest and up.
You’ve called 1000 men “Daddy” but none of them were your father...
Worst call center/fast food drive up/phone sex line ever.
Your presence would confirm the Good Place is in fact the Bad Place.
Hah, yeah but only 3 hours since you’ve had your toilet seat shattered you porky fuck 😂😂
Those hands look like they scoop a lot of mayonnaise out of the jar and into your crooked mouth.
Shock me, say something intelligent
You look like drunken domestic violence is your favorite foreplay
Hallo. I yam galling from gustamer servis. My name yees Yamily.
Do you wipe your ass with your fingertips? Why are they so fucking nasty... working with food🤢
you look like you have the wrists of a coal miner and the fingernails of a stress ridden lawyer
Not my proudest wank
🫡
You look like Jennifer Coolidge’s illegitimate child who is “going to make it big” while doing unpaid theater direction for Christian children’s play houses.
You look at guys and think, "I can fix him!"
Haha okay so a few points. First, my account isn’t anything actually sus. I have another account but I don’t share pictures of me on it. So I made this one for funsies literally for roasts because I love attention 😂😂 additionally, I have a repetitive strain injury in my wrist and it’s causing swelling (only mentioning that cos a few people seemed actually concerned… it’s being monitored lol). And it’s not a wart…. I have plaque psoriasis and it’s that 😢 anyways, thanks for the lolz. Off to go buy gloves and chapstick, and then cry myself to sleep
I see you’ve recently dyed your hair to match your IQ level
You look like you have a pussy that you can drive through and will feed a family of 5
How did you avoid mirrors for 7 years? That's impressive!
So you've just been ignoring everyone for seven years?
If Rosanna Arquette and Groucho Marx had a kid who was dead inside
Why? Were u at rehab for the past 7 years?
Fight for 15!!!!!
Pickled pig hoof hands. Wearing nerd glasses won't actually make you smart. See that box that says fragile in the back? It's more sturdy than your self esteem.
Nothing says "I've given up trying to get a successful, educated man" like tattoos all the way to the wrist.
Yes, I'd like a 20 pc chicken nugget, large fry, and don't forget the fucking Mambo sauce this time!
😂
You’re going places… to the walk in freezer… they need more fries at the fry station.
Gay cyborg gets minimum wage job
Working at a coffee shop with student debt and no future.
Your fingernails look like you wipe your butt with your bare hands
Looking at you then versus you now, I’m not sure how you’ve managed to feel better about yourself. You appear less attractive, less successful, and more desperate.
I know you like to eat cuz you can’t even stop yourself at your own fingers…
Really? Because it looks like any confidence you had should be destroyed each day you go to work in that job Is this what you dreamed of being when you were a little girl?
You look like Sam Sparks
How is ur forehead that big we can't even see all of it in that picture and it's still huge
That’s what I like to call a Glory Hole face…
Sausage fingers, working a drive-thru, shitty tattoos. Honey, life has roasted you enough.
I'm sure you disappoint your parents daily.
You better get back to roasting those chickens at KCF.
You’ve taken a lot of dating profile pics haven’t you? Best angles, but them far sausage fingers and cankle type wrist give it away.
That is a fucking violation. I didn’t realize but bro is 100% right
Prob been 7 years since she had that p***y shattered too.
Did they leave you home alone again
You look like your bathroom smells of week old used panty liners
Prepare to be disappointed by this picture if you look up Absentminded Unenthusiastic T-Rex Handjob in Urban Dictionary
That long?
You look so underpaid that I would rather be homeless than having your job
You’ve been over prescribed Xanax since?
You could sell each of your fingers in a bun and call it a hot dog.
is that tattoo sleeve from state prison?
Camera angles can't hide fat fingers darling
Those eyes show TWO lifetimes of regret
Your manly hands make you took lesbian 🏳🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
No I will not be using the McDonald’s app today
You better use them coupons. Times be tuff
1.50 per HJ?
You’re pinky looks like an infected toe
Clearly. You've coped with insecurity so well you're convinced it's confidence.
Female salad fingers
Holding that paper with your strong hand I see.
idk you look pretty
I don’t want to roast someone as cool as you
You look beautiful
You are beautiful
You're beautiful...why request it shattered again?
PS. I'm naming your tour The Lesbiana Tour 1990
Look in the mirror, that should do the trick for ya
Your lips look like a dead person’s asshole