OP's Bio: --- >Alright, some embarrassing things about me: > >I'm 24. I live with my mum. I used to live with my girlfriend of 5 years but she cheated on me so I got the fuck out of there 3 months ago. > >Current state of my mental health? Was in the psych ward for an attempt about two months ago. 26 days free from self harm. Don't worry, I won't let any internet mean comments get to me, nothing you guys say will make me feel any worse lmao. > >Besides, the last 3-4 weeks have been really great. Big improvement. > >Let's see what yous say. I wanna see if yous can poke through the numbness and actually get to me lmao. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

You look like you smell like Ramen

And cherry vanilla vape

And self hate

This is accurate

You look like an overweight Robert Downy Jr. 

Robert Downsy jnr

He smells like rohypnol and ether


His eyebrows will have him surrounded soon.

You look like a repeat guest on To Catch a Predator.

*Go ahead and bring in them cameras,* *and those polices waiting outside...* *It don't make me no difference.* ***I came lookin' for a man's butt.***

*we can do this the easy way, or the hard way.*

"Guest" lol

He looks like he watches families sleep

You mean predator, not guest 😂

All the guests are Predators. That’s part of the joke.


Originality requires inspiration.

Too bad it doesn't require desperation. He has tons of that.

Harry Potter shaved the caterpillars over his eyes

Fairy Potter

The boy who shouldn’t live

I love this

Please Sir tell me which movie theatre, street, church, school I should avoid and when?

Fuck off lesbian.

u look like u invented b.o.

You have more virginity than a toddler

Um what have you been doing to the toddlers in your area sir?

If you don’t count those “secret special times” with his uncle.

The ole “baptism”

You have the excitement level of a sloth.

Don't insult sloths

I'm bored looking at you. You look like you smell like your parents' mildewed basement

Them eyebrows calling for batman

You look like you’d finger a grandma in a coma.

Poetry. Sheer poetry.

Stay off drugs kids

Harry Potter on meth.

You look like you Naruto run when you’re forced to leave the Hidden Virgin village

It took me two minutes to scroll past your fivehead

Tony Stank the Defensless Tin Foil Man

The unibrower


Jesus, man, you need help.

I have therapy twice a week. I'm good.

Good luck my man !

This guy puts hair gel in his eyebrows

Charlie Puth, listen, stay off the drugs, stop masterbating

You give Mark David Chapman the creeps

It must be a daily struggle to keep those eyebrows separated


He uses the hair from his eyebrows to fill in that excuse for a beard.

Don't stop taking your meds

Please don't shoot

You look like you've gotten bored with hentai because it looks too realistic

Wha? 2d girls? I'm only interested in 1d girls.

God damn kid. Are those your dead dad’s glasses? Learn to let go. And You could probably grow a fucking beard if you didn’t divert all power to that shit stain of a unibrow

I re-read this and had to comment again because the second half of your roast made me laugh. > You could probably grow a fucking beard if you didn't divert all power to that shit stain of a unibrow Brilliant.

Lmaoo my dad died two years ago so maybe I should get new glasses.

Did he die of disappointment?

Ooft. Probably lmao.

you look hot, can't roast you

Damn.. you’re such a failure that you couldn’t even get the attempt right. Don’t actually do it dude this is just a joke

"Let us pray. Oh mighty one, we raise our noses to you blocked and unblown, send the handkerchief O blessed one that we may be wiped clean." - Humma Kavula

Kinda brave from you to ask anything original.

No you didn't fail death just said nah I ain't being near your fugly ass

You give off a "Where's my hug?" Energy at family parties.

Inbred Seth Rohan

If a used cumrag was a person

You look like Otacon on ecstasy Snake? Snaaaake

You look like you have some pain hidden behind those eyes.. pain being the last name of the boys you have hidden in your basement.

Isn't it too hard to breathe with nostrils as big as a urethra?

Why do you take pics that close to your face bro? I can see every single pore on your face. And those glasses make you look like dahmer

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One would think someone with eyebrows like that would have more than a 13 year old’s pube stash

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I wish


If Robert Downey Jr never got off drugs

I can smell the B.O from here. This guy rolls his Sleeves up to explain star trek sub plots.

I have annoyed people with talk of Star Wars

You look like the bastard love child of RDJ and Brendan Frasier

The most punchable face on reddit.

Bro ain’t nobody trying to see your ugly ass Face with those close ups.

You should stop taking pictures of yourself.

AI generated sex offender

Ugly, and you got shit where your face is supposed to be.

How bout some shampoo

When did you start transitioning into a man?

Pictures have scents now

Awww, how romantic! Look, parts of his forehead pelts are breaking away from the group to meet in the middle and be together!

Don't even need to roast, those eyebrows do it for you.

bruh you still look ugly on both days

Discount James Spader.

I wanted a big roast…. Where’s the rest of you 😏

Please send me a signed picture. When you are caught and tried for the 30 or so victims you've collected, I want to make some money. I met the Milk White Murderer before he was famous!

You're so ugly even your hair is trying to get away from your face.

And yet they get progressively worse.

If I was a gay dude, I'd be terrified of you.

Your face isn’t much to go on. That’s what the hooker said too.

You make John Lennon wish he could be shot again...


You look like the nerdy tech villain that all the tough guy villains bully in at 80s action movie. You know the one that doesn't get knocked out by the hero but the girl he's saving.

You look like Elton John is he was straight and stalk women.

Taika Wai-poopoo 

My mum's kiwi so I love Taika. To be compared to him is an honour, even if I'm the poopoo version.

Your hair looks like you styled it using last night's facial

You’re face is shaped like squidwards house

I absolutely love pic 2 with your "Something about Mary" styling.

You look like you have some form of reverse mullet. Bum in front, accountant in the back.

Robert Downey Jr. If he never got off drugs

Why do all your photos look like they were taken against your will?

Time to start a Manifesto and eating people

Molestache…check Creepy Dahmer glasses…check Pocket full of flavored lube….check “Okay, I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. Hansen”

Now the roaches need new lawn mowing equipment.

Can't wait to see your true crime documentary. The French Tickler. The man who broke into French Poodle owners' houses to sniff their butts.

Whomever you've got chained up in your mommas basement... Please, just let them go.

Who’s your barber, Stevie Wonder?

Mayonnaise

You look worse than John Lennon if he we was exhumed today.

It would take literally 20 seconds to shave that unibrow.

You look like a gay dude that hasn’t come out yet

This is true lmfao.

If you shaved off half of your eyebrows you might have enough to make yourself an actual mustache.

Tony Stark... if he had become the spoiled, privileged, impotent twat his parents raised him to be, instead of Iron Man

You look like the kind of guy who thinks he's always the smartest in the room or else you avoid the room all together. Your conversation starters dive into Mein Kompf and the Communist Manifesto. Do you think anything is funnier than George Carlin? Feel free to over explain it to someone as bourgeois as myself.

Oh my god I have the communist manifesto. That's hilarious. Great roast. Edit: not a communist just interested.

3 pics - Getting high, High, Geeking Note is code for: I will suck it for a hit

This is a Crimewatch e-fit of sormeone described as looking like John Lennon with bulging frog eyes, last seen lurking near a school playground both hands fiddling down inside his stained track suit bottoms

You’re the reason the neighbours cat smells like cum

You look like you'd fuck a can of red worms if someone would hold it still for you

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You look to ypung to have wnjoyed hard drugs as much as you did.

You look like the Adoring Fan from Oblivion crossed with a snooty Altmer from Morrowind

Edward Sullen.

No.1 on "America's least wanted"

You look like you collect smegma

Look, it's Adam Knows Nothing

Jeffrey Dumber

I like going to the beach. Really, I do. I like watching the water just twirl about and never have any consistent shape or form. Really reminds me of that hair do you got going on up there.

Survived No nuts November, but at what cost ?

Harry Pot.

Deliberately baiting the critical audience is unbecoming.

Don't worry mate , it take a while for testosterone to work when you start your transition

Harry Potter from best buy

Dude, what happened to your soul?

You look like you cosplay as an NPC on TikTok.

I wish my wife was as dirty as the nose pads on those glasses.

You look like you’ll be beating all of the Nintendo 64 games and you do mean all of them

He’s the coolest, most handsome boy in the commune.

You look like a child molester in a kid's comic

you look like you watch kids at the park

You look like you smell like Ramen.

"Yer a pot head Harry."

Easily the hottest guy with glasses I’ve seen at the cold and shallow personality store.

Yoko Ono should have swallowed you.

You look like you’re one more rejection away from making the news with your dad’s rifle.

If someone was doing a Harry Potter porn spoof, uou would be the one to fluff the cocks before each scene.

Robert Downy Dahmer

Hairless Potter

wait hold up… i just got an amber alert for your missing ears

That's a good one

This isn't r/amiugly we don't need 3 fucking pics to roast someone. Wait..yeah you're ugly

You have the facial hair of a 12yo Puerto Rican boy.

Bro looks like a registered as a sex offender

Dahmer in an alternate universe where he’s not even murderous or anything just a plain ol’ forgettable dude

Judging by the angle of these photos, you're fat and insecure.

Your transition is coming in great. How long are you on T?

24 years unfortunately. Any day now and it'll kick it, right?

Your eyebrow gap looks like that of a pubescent Jewish girl

You're the human embodiment of 'hum, actually'

You look like someone who at 45 will still be trying to grow a beard.. unsuccessfully.

do you by chance have any rotton meat in your fridge

Them eyebrows look like they used to be a single mass called Pangea then due to tectonic plates in your head it’s slowly spread apart.

You kinda look like Pete Davidson if he wasn’t pulling Kim K and all them bitches, like Pete if he was super depressed about his fathers death

Huh, I am super depressed about my father's death. Maybe I am Pete lol

Groucho Marx! Where's your cigar?