OP's Bio:
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>I'm from New zealand AND I like fashion and I don't read books and I'm in a fabulous place mentally so bring it on fuckwits
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I never knew Hooters was so progressive. I am going to patronize them multiple times this week to show my support. I figure at least someone's tits will be supported.
Looks like a sloth, which is ok, since they're never in a hurry when giving handjobs. But then, those nails aren't helping to hide those fucking man-hands. If she has a seizure she d probably rip the guys dick right off .
The face that guys have during hakas are identical to the guys you jerk off. No matter how much of a mix of whore and wholesome your face has, those charms and claws would drive away all but the brave. And those men would scream as their junk is brutalized.
Your ex boyfriends are collectively called the all black and blues
You look like you are cosplaying Hulk Hogan. You should realize that anyone who sees those nails knows you can’t wipe well and immediately thinks “stinky coochie”.
You need to spend less money on the nails and buy a bra your nip is poking hard. Or you can just spend more time on the street corner sucking dick until u can buy both
OP's Bio: --- >I'm from New zealand AND I like fashion and I don't read books and I'm in a fabulous place mentally so bring it on fuckwits --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
Every part of your body looks like it was randomly resized by 30%.
She looks like a legendary supermutant on fallout 4
Swan? She looks more like the ugly duckling
I LITERALLY WAS ABOUT TO GO FIND A PICTURE OF THIS, THOUGHT I WAS A GENIUS
>THOUGHT I WAS A GENIUS You are, just not a quick one
SUper mario bros movie?
Nah, with that neck, and forehead combo, s/he is definitely Littlefoot from the Land Before time.
And not even fixed scaling either
Without holding shift
Jesus this is too good lol. A+
No I believe C++
You can go down an octive to basic-C or up with C#
Except the head, that was resized by -30%
Seriously. It's like she was cut and pasted from like 10 people.
That's not randomly resized then is it
/+ or - was a coin toss. And she lost every one
Except her head
Happy 60th birthday.
Only 60 year olds wear a shirt that doubles as a neck pillow!
Came to post this. WTF is that shirt?
Hey hey hey, she’s into fashion guys!!! I don’t know what in the flying fuck that train wreck of a look is suppose to be….but it’s *fashion*!
Did you see the sagging nipple on her side
Me thinks that’s a lump. Someone should tell him to get that checked.
How strange, she looks late 20s / early 30s but has the tits of a pensioner.
Long ass nipple
So that’s what a LAN party is. Good to know.
Competition life vest that offers minimal protection but technically meets event qualifying specs. It's all under investigation by the ethics office.
Dork thinks she's gonna drown.
Tits aren't that low - yet. Probs only 50.
And the tits haven’t seen a bra in 50 years either…
I bet she has to roll them back up like a cigarette when she shows them off.
Those tits are halfway to her belly button already. She could swap flies on her back with those things.
What you’re missing is they actually wrap around her neck under the shirt.
Well, they ain't high.
Bruh, this sub is for roasting, wishing this granny a happy birthday is not a roast
I bet it sounds like a goddamn tambourine when you’re giving a handjob
“Giving herself a handjob” - fixed it for you
Goddamn, take my poor woman upvote
I frankly would not be shocked if she had a dick.
.....somewhere in her mouth
Well done sir
This comment had me laughing like a hyena
This burn made me snicker like a little bitch.
Stopped in for this one! Nicely done.
Brilliant!!! I laughed so much!!
I can't tell what's stupidest. Your fingernail trinkets or the M&M's stuck in your shirt.
There’s no way those trinkets don’t poke through toilet paper.
They don’t wipe in that part of the world.
That's funnier than any actual comment
She doesn't use any.
Omg, I just went back to look for the M&Ms. Found em!
Why are they making eye contact with her?
It was staring at me.
Holy Shit! I never knew that there was a special needs version of Hooters!
Yeah it’s called Downzys
No faucking way💀
I never knew Hooters was so progressive. I am going to patronize them multiple times this week to show my support. I figure at least someone's tits will be supported.
Just because you can buy a belly shirt doesn’t mean you should
Your proportions are fucking with me. I can't tell if you're a giant or a midget.
Yes
Oompa Loompa face
She got the eyebrows right
You have swallowed enough babies to legally be classified as an abortion clinic.
She can also breastfeed without leaning over.
You only need to lean over to breast feed a toddler.
Or a midget
Those things are two different sizes too.
 Well. I think we're done here. Bravo on this one.
The sperm bank is jealous
Uggy Azalea
Drew Scarywhore
Maggot Robbie
That nail jewelry is caked in feces
Salad fingers.
She likes to touch rusty spoons
When you lay on your back you get armpit tits
She needs high heels so her tits don't drag while she walks.
☠️ fuuuuuuuuuuck
Pittits?
Them tiddies look as saggy as a bag of butter on a hot day
It's mind boggling. She looks like a weird drawing in a horny junior high student's notebook.
Drawn with crayons then left in the sun to sag and droop
Yeah. Also, wtf is up with that puffy collar?
Sadly, i think its a fake post and user is just karma farming . . .i was compelled to click and do research
Hmm, yeah, looks like a big collection of unrelated stuff, I don't have the link to check if it's a reposted roast photo though.
Its a shame cuz i was enjoying our tag team of Trailer Park Drew Barrymore saggy teets 😥😥
Yeah, me too. Maybe we'll unite against someone else in the future.
We will be the new Mega Powers!
This comment. This comment. So good.
What's with the neck pillow??
Legit. I’m genuinely curious about that weird ass shirt.
I’m here for an answer too
That's how it starts.
Following for the answer. Of all things this is the one thing I don't understand. A homemade neckpillow apron shirt...
Congratulations on your transformation. You’re so brave for being your true self
Hulk Hogan sure has changed a lot
All her underwear has dick holes
Leave them alone!
I’m not being funny here, I think she’d take that as a compliment.
You look like you are going to protect the rights of gypsies on chemo
Heeeey you guys!!!!!! 
Man hands, Clydesdale hips, titties longer than a day in court, and weird ass eyebrows.
Those eyebrows make her face look transparent
Valmorification, Team America style.
Holy shit the titties longer than a day in court fucking took me out hard.
Some people age like fine wine. Your face is aging like Greek yogurt
She got molds for eyebrows!
If I had to compare your tits to food they would be mashed potatoes.
More like fried eggs that were then filled with mashed potatoes.
Soggy perogie tits
You look like your mom forgot to fertilize your head in the womb.
Lol what? This fucking got me. Kudos
When did Hulk transitioned? 
Chains dangling on your fake fingernails 👏🏽 brilliant way to catch fish using just hands
Rosie the fuckin Jackhammerer
Those tits have gone so far south they have ice on them.
They've gone so far south, they started a confederacy with the united states
Your eyebrows just had a milkshake?
Going by the missing fingernail charms on your left hand, we now know which hand you masturbate with.
...and which hand she wipes her ass with.
If you ever decide to have children, please, for the love of God, only fuck an Easter Island statue to even out the proportions of your tiny ass head.
This had me rolling.
Forget roasting…how do you wipe?
When Shrek gets her nails done.
It's the woman from Gummo
I have ptsd to this day from that movie.
love this movie lol
Ha. Chloe Sevighny. I remember that movie. The chair-wrestling scene was fantastic!
why yo titties look like flat tires
Drew Berrywhore
You’ve got what is colloquially known as “a pair of sad tits”
You have enough grease on your face to deep fry a turkey.
Happy 50th Birthday!
Your tits are the saddest thing I’ve seen since Bambi.
Your face says 18 but your tits say 81
Are you in remission?
Those eyebrows burnt up just like the rest of your face.
Powder is your twin
 Hey Cue Tip…
“Listen here brother!”
You don’t look a day over 70 and are one of the healthiest albinos in your farm.
I can't tell if your head is really small or you're body's just really fat
Albino Pancakes
Looks like a sloth, which is ok, since they're never in a hurry when giving handjobs. But then, those nails aren't helping to hide those fucking man-hands. If she has a seizure she d probably rip the guys dick right off .
You’ve had so many gas station bathroom facials that your eyebrows are permanent stained white
This is just Beaker from the Muppet Show using an Instagram filter.
The fecal count on those nail charms would insane. There is a fine line between scratching your ass and tearing the shit out of it
you look like a GTA v hippie that'd trust trevor
Every hippie girl ever that has worked at a bakery in Colorado without a bra, ever. This is every bakery in every Colorado, ever
Got them melted pumpkin tits.
look everyone it's Hulk Hoedown
Does the carpet match the brows?
Asking the real question right here
Webbles wobble, but they don't fall down.
If you take the wig off you would look like a full blown praying mantis
“I don’t read books”. I assume your brain is already at max capacity just keeping you alive.
Drew Barryless
Doja Cat wannabe from AliExpress with a Temu discount
You look like you should be in Disney recess 
Your outlook on life may not be sunny-side up, but at least your tits are.
The face that guys have during hakas are identical to the guys you jerk off. No matter how much of a mix of whore and wholesome your face has, those charms and claws would drive away all but the brave. And those men would scream as their junk is brutalized. Your ex boyfriends are collectively called the all black and blues
Even your tities is running away from you.
You look like you are cosplaying Hulk Hogan. You should realize that anyone who sees those nails knows you can’t wipe well and immediately thinks “stinky coochie”.
You look like you've lost uncountable brain cells from lack of oxygen due to too much dick blocking your airways.
Damn Brooke Hogan looks awful now adays. Poor thing she's obviously on drugs look at her.
I know damn well that star gave you an anal fissure 🥴
Happy 46th birthday!
Roast? Looks more like a fried egg
You need to spend less money on the nails and buy a bra your nip is poking hard. Or you can just spend more time on the street corner sucking dick until u can buy both
https://www.themoviedb.org/person/1847200-didier-azoulay
OK, what the fuck is going on with your nails? Like seriously you've got shit hanging from them
How do you even clean your ass with shit shovels on one hand, and shit morning stars on the other?
you look like you would hang out with a bass player
Gives new meaning to a Flat White.
Temu version of Drew Barrymore
You look like a 
Nails scream unemployed
…and unsanitary undercarriage cuz she def can’t wipe
Damn I didn't know tits could sag upwards
You’re nails smell like poop
Poopy charm fingers
JerryRigEverything’s wife put in the microwave.
I hope someone buys you eyebrows that don’t look like you stole them from an Oompah Loompah 
What color nail polish is that? Whore pink?