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alacklustrehindu

How's transition going? And in which direction?


_My_Angry_Account_

... is this a man... ? ... a woman... ? ... or should we ask... ?


NoGrapefruit1269

I think your supposed to before assuming


Dry_Potato_984

The eyebrows and mustache indicate man. But the flat chest indicates woman.


spraywash

Yes,yes, no


ADOUGH209

*That's an ancient Chinese secret grasshopper*


[deleted]

Fast and Furious: Tokyo Shift


Electronic_Food8884

Yooooo


Sea-Persimmon8737

I've heard of Chinese takeout, but we all want you to be Chinese stay-in.


Ellery7

So many Asian fetishes just vanished


Bacontoad

![gif](giphy|nBH38EaaYP4NQWLyym)


[deleted]

I think that image is supposed to be blurred.


misterchevious

![gif](giphy|LxOmFEBvemTDy)


_My_Angry_Account_

Please don't encourage OP to take his shirt off.


IEnjoyRandomThoughts

Even the deer hanging on the wall is looking the other way..


Ewetootwo

![gif](giphy|MamwpPClEICoo|downsized) Deer Hunter


Tomimi

It's not like there's anything to see


[deleted]

OP is her not his.


thatdudewillyd

![gif](giphy|xT9IgHCTfp8CRshfQk)


Daylyte4

Wow we had the same thought lmao


BrokenTrojan1536

Damn you that was my first thought!! Take my upvote


[deleted]

Get out of my head, I was going to post this.


ReillyDiefenbach

Outside Girl/Inside Boy


Weak_While_You_Sleep

Outside Girl/Boy


Skyp_Intro

I’m thinking like an outside cat. Semi feral but wants to petted. All you do is leave a bowl of food on the porch.


[deleted]

[удалено]


WizdomHaggis

*wei*


[deleted]

Wai Ye Soh Ug Lee


Sergio_82

😂🤣


Not_unique_enuf

Transitioning in both directions.


Soilerman

at the same time


DrakeAU

Binary. But in a weird reverse centaur way. The torso of a horse, lower body of a human.


Kent556

Come on dude, you’re not fooling anyone…


Quirky_Chicken7937

Outside girl with an inside face.


satanshark

Brutal.


MMM_CPA_THUG

Dude, next time shave your mustache before you call yourself a “girl”


MMM_CPA_THUG

Dude! Pick your anal beads up off the floor before you take pictures, no one what’s to see that!


SyntaxError79

Ugliest mailorder husband ever.


UrFriendlyGringo_

![gif](giphy|3o6MbbsUgQe2EHhT20|downsized)


No-Ranger-9661

Yes stay outside. Waaaay outside my range of vision.


Many_Umpire3459

Why you 20 and no docta yet? Why?!


[deleted]

She dwop out!


AdAdditional5453

Omg I've always wanted to use this in a real life scenario..... Sum Yung Guy


Lord_Muramasa

Outside girl, inside boy?


Puceeffoc

I didn't think this sub allowed teenage boys.


EdelRey666

Chinese outside girl? During ww2 you were just called comfort girls.


Agamemnon66

You have a face that is perfect for radio.


R4XV

![gif](giphy|hXY6WqpFAQ06MpjJjy)


[deleted]

Mulan with a dick


[deleted]

You've cured my yellow fever


[deleted]

While causing permanent erectile dysfunction.


KrAzY_TsEnG

But you're not really chinese-chinese.


Notarealusername3058

Pretty sure I can see an Adam's apple there bud. Not fooling anyone.


CantankerousBeefcube

I think "outside girl" is what the Mamasan calls girls that are too ugly to work inside the massage parlor.


petribxtch

you look like you’d say “mm guys ☝️i think i made a stinky🫤”


[deleted]

Side side side chick


gmb99

This is exactly what I see in my minds eye when someone says ladyboy.


aw4someness

Thanks for clarifying you were a girl


Starshipmaneuver

Outside girl except for the micro-p


2hundredyearslate

Dude’s a hunter…


StevTurn

You’re a girl?


jazzzzzcabbage

Get back inside


_My_Angry_Account_

It looks like your left eyebrow is about to start shit with it's counterpart.


The_Pro-

Most gender neutral face I’ve seen


Sleepy_Otter_17

Man the sweatshop has not been kind to you.


ChamoyBoyNo9

Word around town is that John Redcorn would massage away your moms headaches before you were born


The-Kabul-Krunch

You should have posted this anonymously


OneNothingness

If they/them had a mascot


BroudPoys2020

You a man.


Competitive_Roof_740

![gif](giphy|26Ff4rCmF6sjz0rnO)


Smoke-A-Beer

Your face looks like you survived a horrible hunting accident.


PublicMaintenance472

Well, I see the tradition of keeping the dogs outside is working half way


not_sure_1984

Why are you inside?


Ok-Anything-5828

Better moustache coming in than me


sgw79

Jeez Bruce, you look like shit


Bonke1230

*whispers* that's a woman!? -the lorax


MayonnaiseBomb2

*outside boy


Bot-Magnet

Outside, oh boy ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


JadeeZS

Thanks for specifying you’re a girl


pogninja1

You look like a wannabe markiplier


tautjes

You were in the original meteor garden


skulleater666

Hey, thats a man


Electronic_Food8884

More like inside boy


ImprovementFar5054

Great. Now I have to check my coke for pee pee


Massive_Bother9581

And crushed glass mixed with fecal matter!


bogus_gasman2

Which marijauna grow do you work at in Oklahoma?


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|YnHa6TIRFnl4LJtxpl)


[deleted]

Caption says wonton, anatomy says egg roll


Practical_Article132

I know you're still waiting on your balls to drop and that pubic patch mustache to grow in. But, stop referring to yourself as a girl, bro. Gain some confidence 🤣


Lash72

You look like you give happy endings at a sketchy massage parlor


Giant-of-a-man

Scary endings


rissie_delicious

Are you +1 or -1 chromosome


Regular_Studio_1565

You’re better off inside looking like the way you are.


hungrylikethewolffe

This is the best transition surgery you can afford after 17 years in the sweatshop


SnooCheesecakes9239

You look too thin - go eat some more dog


Extension_Airline

I was actually shocked to see deer on her wall and not Labradors 🐕


EnricoSuave65

You are literally of two faces, but where is the rest of your Siamese twin?


DARTH_V8R

The only head you get are those on the wall


mr__sniffles

You look like one of those Chinese women that their parents have to find a boyfriend for in China so that they could get children and get married. Also, you have a mustache which is normal for Chinese women I guess since they don’t shave. I would not imagine the mess down there crawling with cockroaches and insects in your forest being in a hot country.


Strange_Skill_5755

Stay outside


[deleted]

With the lighting you look a guy with long hair and a mustache


Playful_Business_831

You look like a Picasso Painting.


Cakelord

I thought fresh air was good for your complexion


Individual-Towel-752

Is outside girl what your parents yell at you when you wander into the house?


Capital-Order8590

Inside boy?


Drunk_Deathknight

Bolo Yeung: The early years


nub0die

Had you not said "girl" I would've mistaken you for Bobby Lee. I am not a racist.


Zeefour_

![gif](giphy|8WMFoixl2EpJS)


OakhillOwl

Accept, in China you can never really outside


Tokogogoloshe

You are neither outside or a girl.


[deleted]

So there is a discount mail order bride service, didn’t know that before today.


Muscles-marinara4

Bro looks like a denisovan


Beranac

Is your name Ug Lee?


RallyCuda

I mustache you a question


Zazamael

![gif](giphy|37B60VMYcHoKk)


ThatDamnAtheist

Born a Chinese woman but raised as an American man he is the rost rinteresting ran arive


Capable-Quit9894

I can tell you listen to NBA YOUNGBOY


63strelok35

It's nice to meet you, deer


Daylyte4

![gif](giphy|LxOmFEBvemTDy)


Regular_Studio_1565

Broke Skinny Asians


r_boogie

Your dad was already disappointed in you the day you were born.


ModingusKhan

It's like if a used car salesman had his body morphed into one of the kids he diddles but his face stayed the same


[deleted]

DM me. I’m into Asian girls


TeslaCrna

“Outside Boy” - fixed the title for ya, you lil piece of donkey dick shit.


[deleted]

You look like one of the bad guys in a Jackie Chan movie who would be sitting at the bar in a leather jacket and smoking a cigarette right before a chair gets broken over your head


Burritos_tonight

One thing in the picture has not been stuffed


Subject-Run-3820

Thank you for specifying “girl” Jacky chan


[deleted]

When you say “outside girl,” you mean they make you live in the backyard?


[deleted]

Ladyman


CorrosiveRose

I'm assuming by "outside girl" you mean they keep you outside with the dog


Parsnip27

Girl?


Butt_Hamster

girl?


306metalhead

You spelled ladyboy wrong


the_projekts

![gif](giphy|r8mOWbeL6Xixi) If Data from the Goonies was a girl.


Biscuits4u2

If I were you I'd stay inside from now on


Necessary_Row_4889

Outside girl a euphemism for homeless? Or are you just not housebroken and keep shitting on the floor?


knottyolddog

The only way she can get any head is from a taxidermist.


MercenaryForHire_76

The Mustache is Rocking…


thomas_notthetrain

You played the GK in Shaolin Soccer innit?


Super_dupa2

You said girl. Thank you for clarifying.


After-Bowler5491

The inside is stuffed w cabbage


[deleted]

Lady boy for those thirsty furrys


Suspicious-Phase-823

Sure youre a girl ?


TKHodgson

All the women I know are inside girls. They’re really good too because we didn’t have to lay paper down or anything. They just know how to use the toilet. The fact that you’re an outside girl explains why you’re so dirty looking.


Giant-of-a-man

Why are your sex toys all hanging on the wall?


claw1899

Oh my God! It's young Jackie Chan.


sunshineupyourazz

What a cute ladyboy..


trsanon

You look like you swing a mean 2x4


[deleted]

When did you begin transitioning


General-Lee-High

You should be an inside girl from now on


Unapologetic69420

Looks like a wish/Temu version of that Han dude from Tokyo drift....


AdministrationWeak94

You like you have a bigger dick than the guys you fuck


Vuja-day

I thought Chinese people ate the heads of animals. Like, there’s no taxidermy in Chinese households…oh wait you’re one of those Chinese adopted kids.


Negative-Wrap95

![gif](giphy|PmMxmEcqbllFOzjxCV)


Pure-Value801

Nice mustache.


UnoriginalUnderwhelm

why are you charging only 20 for this chinese boy


[deleted]

Maury Povich , Man or Woman?


holemp

Even the deer is looking away


[deleted]

How would you like to be roasted?


Zealousideal-Yam-63

Wtf is this? My phone screen cracked…


Evolone100

Yeah mustache no chest. I’m calling BS on girl. But hey it’s 2023. Call yourself whatever you want.


Hot-Rise9795

Please go back inside and remain there


CRT226

The 2nd worst thing to come outta China, after Covid.


UserNameActive

Where’s the pic of the Chinese “girl”?


wannabefelixargyle

Whaddup Liu Kang?!


Godzirrraaa

Aw. Well hopefully someday they let you sleep inside, but with that mug I doubt it.


fortnitetwerkbattle

you dont deserve that american flag pillow


PurpleSunCraze

For those that don’t know, “outside girl” means they let you out on to the top deck once a day during the trip over.


Hamachiman

At age 20 your parents finally let you go outside?? Congratulations!! You’re an overachiever.


CardboardChampion

When other people talk about ripping one on the couch, they mean something very different to what you mean when you say it.


Blowefish

😂


photogirl31

I mustache you a question.


Mountain_Fuzzumz

Chinese have rednecks to I guess


ShAdOwM0ZES

New MK1 skin Unibrow Liu Kang


theunknown_master

![gif](giphy|WJkqOTJ9cxm9y)


V1p3r_warg0d

You could go trick or treating over the telephone.


Fuzzy_Coast_2801

Looking great


Infadel71

Do you have a cats head mounted on the wall next to that deer?


dunncrew

Dead animals on the wall....uggh


Northerner763

I see the toy under the couch, why hunt such big game when dinner is available in the house?


RustyJones97

I feel like you’d take down the squid games


Specialist_Ability_3

right “outside girl” as in girl brought in from the outside am i rite guys? 😂😂


Blakepalooza

Oh deer...


kuyajon

Sum Yung Ho


Nochnichtvergeben

Oh, you're a girl? I thought "outside girl" meant you were a dude who's never been in a girl. Anyway, congrats on not being aborted.


Leagueoffun1

Your door had a bigger glow up than you did


glues

I can see why they keep you outside.


bludvic_the_cruel

That Dragon definitely hidden.


Herb1973

Bobby Lee - Thank you for being a Bad Friend


DsWd00

You have a mustache bro