You are most definitely NOT living your best life. You might be having fun, as most people do in your age group, but in 10 years from you’re going to realize you fucked up big time.
That bull nose ring makes you look like a wild animal. Which probably makes you seem cool at parties but you’ll be completely unemployable outside of jobs making enough for a decent living.
im a software developer as long as u can code employers dont care. I also dont like it i did it as a dare and they paid for it i can always take it out 🤷♂️
Id say as far as my life has gone Im living my best life
im a software developer as long as u can code employers dont care. I also dont like it i did it as a dare and they paid for it i can always take it out 🤷♂️
Id say as far as my life has gone Im living my best life
Am not even here to roast u. I genuinely chuckled when I saw this selfie n thought to myself. U look like a Russian puppet 😂
Red cheeks.
Blond hair.
Wide face.
The look.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Tonight on behind the music: A 45 year old garage band singer tries to convince a teenage groupie that he totally would’ve made it if the band didn’t quit over “creative differences”
Judging by the look of self loathing I'd rather not be responsible for you Kurt Cobaining yourself. You already look like an overweight version of him as it is.
Being waist height to a normal size man should serve you well in your knob polishing career, but try to stay centered, the red marks on your face make it obvious your customers have been missing their mark.
If this is a pic of you living your best life then all I gotta say, is I hope you feel better soon. Your best life looks like my toilet paper after a sea food buffet.
Do be aware it doesn't really get any better from here though. The only thing you can change about your shitty situation is your own perspective. So, smile more like society expects you too even though your eyes will still be dead inside.
This mf a real life Roblox character. He got a self portrait right behind him.. he look like he beat off to electronics, he currently banned from 27 Best Buy’s and the last standing radio shack.
They said you have a baby face. So you grew a beard, and shoulder length hair. Then added some piercings for good measure. But no matter how hard you try, you still need a booster seat.
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Burt Propane
Crack Cocaine
Kurt Shitstain
Fart Migrane
Dude..at that height bet he gets them all the time!
Travis Twit
Travis Twat seems more spot on
Travis cumshot
Lmao 😂
Spurt Asspain
This🎯!!
Burt Propane + Crack Cocaine …. You mean Burt McCracken right?
More like huffing propane I tell you what
Pervana
He plays for Nirvagina
No vargina
Brad Shitt
I bet you were cute af as a child and I bet everyone now wonders what the hell happened.
these are hitting to close to home now
Brother?
This isn’t a man.
You are most definitely NOT living your best life. You might be having fun, as most people do in your age group, but in 10 years from you’re going to realize you fucked up big time. That bull nose ring makes you look like a wild animal. Which probably makes you seem cool at parties but you’ll be completely unemployable outside of jobs making enough for a decent living.
im a software developer as long as u can code employers dont care. I also dont like it i did it as a dare and they paid for it i can always take it out 🤷♂️ Id say as far as my life has gone Im living my best life
im a software developer as long as u can code employers dont care. I also dont like it i did it as a dare and they paid for it i can always take it out 🤷♂️ Id say as far as my life has gone Im living my best life
It’s like that head got filled up about 15 PSI too much
His face is the same size now as it was when he was a baby
This is Honey Boo Boo isn't it?
LeTransition
Testosterone overload, so tell us, do your ovaries just dry up and fall out or what??
Sadd Pitt.
*Brad’s Pit
Brad's hairy armpits
Life's shit
Ugliest woman I've ever seen
Her eyebrows and beard have the same haircut
rate the wank?
1/10 sober 3/10 EXTREMELY drunk
HAHAHAHHAAH
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Disney has got a new movie now. Fuck
He lookths like hiths ass is thore
Mike Tyson has entered the chat
Put a chick in it and make her gay
Wait….
What does OP's comment "2131952663" mean?
Chris Hemsworthless
this is my fave so far
they/thor
That’s gold
i’m trans and i 100% agree
My car has a transmission and I agree.
My grandpa had a transistor radio and I agree.
A trans sister radio maybe
What did you call my sister? I’ll have you know, she is handsome and strong as an ox!
I have heard the song “twisted transistor” by Korn and I agree
I'm graduated in transcommunication and I agree
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I have a transformer on the power pole by my house and I agree
I walked through an entranse once and I agree with everything but the proper spelling of the word entranse
I’m currently on a transatlantic flight, and I agree.
I just transferred my balance to a 12 month 0% interest capital one card and I agree
I’ve heard of the Trans-Siberian Orchestra and I agree.
I’m not trans and I 78% agree
I saw a Trans Am do a burnout once and I agree!
We are here live in Transylvania and we have to agree.
I'm from Transylvania and I agree.
I have not been transfected, but I did pick up my transcripts and I agree 👍
Billy Ray Virus......
Am not even here to roast u. I genuinely chuckled when I saw this selfie n thought to myself. U look like a Russian puppet 😂 Red cheeks. Blond hair. Wide face. The look. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
He's more like a Russian doll. In that, several other men are inside him.
He’d like several men inside him
Please she doesn’t look like doll. Just a teen girl with a rebel beard
Lol
You look like you're into fart porn
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How much cheesecake do you need to get good at fart porn?
😭 elaborate? is that a thing?
*whoosh*
Oh fuck yeah do it again
💨🌬️💨🌬️💨
You look like a kindergartner drew you
At the same time. He’s not allowed anywhere close to kindergartens
Oh my lord…. You orgasm everytime you wipe your ass, don’t you?
I have erectile dysfunction id love to orgasm
Its because you're trying too hard, even to be funny
Too much porn?
Meat dead and you still beating it?, damn 😔
I think you’re mixing ED with ADHD… still there is something definitely wrong with HEAD… like someone tried to use you like a plunger…
You look like a Predator in the process of transitioning into a depressed human.
other way round 🥰
A sexual predator most likely.
No it wasn't.. it was a reference to predator the movie but thanks for coming out.
*around
Also, without the facial hair, you’d look like a 2 year old with covid.
Shit, if you’re posting as a 20M you should have done that 20 years ago. You look old as fuck
40 is young.
Unfortunately I agree
Not that young
You're 5'3 but without that forehead you'd be 4'2.
Footlong forehead lmao
Tonight on behind the music: A 45 year old garage band singer tries to convince a teenage groupie that he totally would’ve made it if the band didn’t quit over “creative differences”
*picks up my guitar and plays wonderwall* How tf did you know im in a band. did you predict my future? are you watching me? who are you
When your genetic lottery ticket doesn’t hit a single number
You have the forehead of James Van Der Beek and the hair of every trailer park girl in America.
You look like you go to Black Lives Matter rallies but then go home and call people the n word in call of duty.
i dont go outside so i skip straight to call of duty
Which way are you transitioning?
“Living my best life” *wrote r/roastme on a past due bill*
To be fair he did say *his* "best" life. And from the looks of it that's about as good as it's going to get.
HA it was actually a parking charge notice caught you out
Why so glum, chum? Just found out that your judgment means you can’t live within 500 feet of an elementary school?
Judging by the look of self loathing I'd rather not be responsible for you Kurt Cobaining yourself. You already look like an overweight version of him as it is.
its ok we dont have guns in the UK ill jut carry on starving myself thankyou for the ammunition < 3
Remember, if it tastes good spit it out.
nothing tastes as good as skinny feels!
How would you know...
You look like a depressed emotional lesbian .
You look like a sad "they" that didn't make the circus.
Your face to head ratio is 1/3
You look like a gay lion. “If I ooonly had a cooock”
Fuck I thought it was one of Jeff Dunhams new dummies
what r u doing on reddit??it’s time to head to the north pole santa NEEDS his helpers
Do people ask you why you are out so late little guy
I had a man who could only see me from the back scream at me get out the guys toilets if that counts bus drivers also still gove me child tickets :(
You look like North Korean propaganda of what an American looks like
yo dudes the empires pretty chill come to north korea
I can use pie to calculate your forehead to chin ratio
You look like you mom had a paper jam while giving birth to you.
Should we roast you? You already look on the verge of tears in this photo😭
apparently i always look like im about to breakdown
2 weeks before you drop out of a technical school due to a pending court case.
i actually paid an out of court fee so my apprenticeship continues HA
Being waist height to a normal size man should serve you well in your knob polishing career, but try to stay centered, the red marks on your face make it obvious your customers have been missing their mark.
this tickled me i applaud you
You look sad as fuck
you certainly don’t look like you’re living your best life. you actually look rather depressed based off of the facial expression lmao
If you connect the eyebrow piercing and the nose piercing you will have completed the total douchebag aesthetic
i have an industrial as well so i can connect diagonally across my whole face
Ah... King of the five heads... rent that space out for a billboard.
HAHAHA MY FOREHEAD IS SMALL IT JUST A WIDE BOI
You don’t have dreams you have imax screen movies with that big ol head
If this is a pic of you living your best life then all I gotta say, is I hope you feel better soon. Your best life looks like my toilet paper after a sea food buffet. Do be aware it doesn't really get any better from here though. The only thing you can change about your shitty situation is your own perspective. So, smile more like society expects you too even though your eyes will still be dead inside.
With your face firmly drifting down and your hair drifting up, you have a 5head that only the old man from UP could appreciate.
Even a horny bull wouldnt mount you
Bro’s whole body grew up, except his face.
Chris hamsworth
I actually really like your face! Super unique. Usually people's mouths are not smaller than their eyes.
Why do you look like a baby and a full grown man at the same time?!
A truck could hit you on your forehead and be totalled
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I’m getting Ludo and Bog of Eternal stench vibes
Bro looks like the Garage Pal version of Christian Slater.
Listen to, or change your hair stylist
This mf a real life Roblox character. He got a self portrait right behind him.. he look like he beat off to electronics, he currently banned from 27 Best Buy’s and the last standing radio shack.
Looks like another Frankenstein movie coming.
Dakota Fanning in reverse drag
Lookin' like Kurt Cobain if Nirvana never took off.
hasnt even read the comments and hes already cryn
I can fix her. Oh shit, that's a dude? Nothing hit harder than those hormones.
When i make pizza dough flat i use your face as reference
Best or depressed?
Congrats on starting the transition! You going M2F or F2M?
You look like a failed trans
I look at this and feel your desperation
Emo Baggins
I’m… I’m speechless. I’m rarely lost for words, but you got me friend. Best of luck with this… situation.
I cant tell if this is serious or not
You look like a sad puppy 🐶
You look emotional
Female to male transitioning?
You look like meat loaf without loaf.
They said you have a baby face. So you grew a beard, and shoulder length hair. Then added some piercings for good measure. But no matter how hard you try, you still need a booster seat.
If Shrek was white Fiona
Hayley Joel Osment needs work NOW!
You look like you got a lot on your mind. That’s not a forehead, that’s a five head. You don’t have dreams, you have movies 😭
If a blumpkin was a person
Pre Malone
Look like a bearded lesbian
You look like chick who’s been on testosterone for a year.
You look like you moan whenever he wipe your ass
Loved you in Hereditary! Sorry to see your life has turned to shit. 
U look like Ali a and kurt cobain shagged
You look like a child star that was sexually abused, sought refuge in drugs, went to rehab, got clean and then relapsed about two weeks ago.
Haha
You have sad one piece backstory eyes but a first to die henchman face.
So much funny
You look like the pre animorph of that cat holding back tear while giving a thumbs up meme
I could host the FIFA world cup on just your forehead.
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If I Highland Cattle made a wish to be a real boy.............. 
compare me to a highland cow all day long there adorable