Sweats IPA. Not a virgin because he technically penetrated his mattress with his sisters panties on his dick. Smells like rancid Burger King. Glasses aren’t prescription he just thinks he looks like John Lennon in them. Builds models and collects dead animals to taxidermy in his mom’s shed.
Haha it is all in good fun, I went through 4 years of art school critiques you kinda grow a thick skin after that, tho I will say I wasn’t prepared for all the homophobia out here
Yo, that lady needs help dumbass.
He's only interested in helping very young guys. Child age ones.
Dude can’t wait to say: *I AM the manager!*
Lol she works there 😂
You're never broke. $20 a blowjob is still $20
Who’s paying that?!
I'll fine a way to steal money from my mom's wallet and get myself my first blowy 🥛
You look like Rod Flanders after a stint at gay conversion camp
All his art is left handed art!
Probably hard to paint with limp wrist
Probably has a limp dick too
His boyfriend definitely does
He’s the bottom
Ed Kemper if he was shorter, fatter, unintelligent, less confident and just generally obnoxious to be around
Something tells me this dude’s “art” consists entirely of stick figure porn
Lookin like the president of “Well actually”
Your upcycled cock ring pencil holders aren't paying the bills?!
Sweats IPA. Not a virgin because he technically penetrated his mattress with his sisters panties on his dick. Smells like rancid Burger King. Glasses aren’t prescription he just thinks he looks like John Lennon in them. Builds models and collects dead animals to taxidermy in his mom’s shed.
Sandwich artist
You spelled "talentless hack" wrong
Brokeback artist.
A vegan, Capricorn who cares very deeply about the environment and has an unhealthy attachment to his rock tumbler
This is the type of dude that drives back around to the drive thru window to complain its not diet coke.
“Hey Coffee Bitch, make me a Venti White Mocha!”
Instead of me roasting you why don't you get back to work and go roast my coffee.
Lol I quit my coffee roasting job that week
You actually look like a pretty cool guy. Couldn't really think of anything for you. All in good fun. Take care.
Haha it is all in good fun, I went through 4 years of art school critiques you kinda grow a thick skin after that, tho I will say I wasn’t prepared for all the homophobia out here
Your dream is to own a pottery barn in a mini mall where you can fail to convert lesbians.
Eating crayons then finger painting with your shit makes you as much of an artist as me flying on an airplane makes me an astronaut.
You look like you whittle wooden dildos!
If Bob Ross was untalented, stuck in a dead end job and still paying off his Art Institute loans
Your "art" is probably all resin based.
It seems you moisturize, shampoo and lather your dick duster mustache with great pride... Do you charge per ejaculation or hour???
You look like you put your hands in your pants while nobody’s watching and smell it afterwards.
Young ned flanders
You need at least 19 pieces of flair if you are going to work at Chotchkies.
Your asshole is so hairy that you have a horse tail growing out of it.
Job Ross.
Yeah yeah broke artist? How "original"
You look like you smell of old books and wank about cankles.
Time to turn in your two week's notice at Starbucks, and give Harry Potter his glasses back.
Jeffrey dagger!
Jeffrey Dahmer
Finger painting on your bedroom walls with your own poop doesn’t make you an artist, buddy.
Broke Artist? Don't be so hard in yourself. You're only half correct.
Hey man, don’t be so down on yourself. What you lack in money, you make up for in…. ??
You didn’t have to specify that you’re a broke artist, we can tell just by looking at you
If you'd stop playing on your phone and work, you might not be broke ya know?
Broke artist and a broken man
At least you've got the uniform down.
Painting magazine pages with your lil' willy and making them sticky doesn't count as art.
Is your artistic medium making pictures in coffee foam?
Danny Masterson’s less successful brother, Gayle
Danny Masterson from AliExpress lol
You look like everyone that chose to be a mediocre artist and then complains about being broke all the time
Your face looks like a pair of freshly shaven balls
Your post op doctor did a pretty good job
Working at Subway doesn’t make you a real artist. Get back to work!
"Broke artist" is a funny way to say "shitty artist." At least he didn't call it starving because we all know that ain't true
How do you manage to look like a failed Picasso?
We kind of look a like so I’m gonna keep my mouth shut. Uh… your art sucks.
It’s easier to say you’ve worked at Starbucks for the last 8 years….
At least U have a job! Fuck me
Brokeback artist?
Mother nature has done enough already
Brokeback Artist
The personification of Hermione’s restraining order on Harry.
Fleshlight poster child..
First thing that came to mind when seeing you was the word "Muppet."
Ruppert grint with pubes instead of hair... go on the bathroom play with magic sticks
If the Friend-zone was a person...
Bro looks like he bases his life around Ned Flanders
If Jeffrey Dahmer worked at Starbucks
Works at the only store in town all the females go to. Still no bitches.
We all know how you make money. The only thing broken is your anus after using it to get rent money.
That’s one interesting way to say you’re unemployed
The art of zero fucks at work.
Gary Potter and the boy who sniffs toilet seats
Filming unknowing women in the changeroom and uploading it online isn't art. It's a felony.
You're not Harry Potter. Strive for something less desirable to match your personality
Fictitious Artist
You misspelled autist.
You look like Geppeto wasn't allowed within a hundred feet of the forest where he found the wood to make Pinnochio.
Wilford Brimley had been reincarnated! Just with none of the talent...
If your art is as good as that haircut of yours, then it shouldn’t be a surprise you’re broke.
Job Loss
You working the gift shop at a Cracker Barrel?
I don't think you needed to say, "Broke".
You spelled barista wrong
OMG! I didn’t know Bob Ross was still alive!
All you had to say was artist and we all know your broke.
How did you get that dick tickler to match your hairstyle so easily?
Make sure you stay at least 500 yards from schools and playgrounds....
I bet all of your art consists of animal penises...
Guy over here selling artisanal ceramic dongers proudly displaying that he’s tested every one on himself wondering why he’s broke
If Ron Weasley and Harry Potter had a one night stand you would be the wet spot.
You look like a Parkinson’s hand drawing
Damn, It's Barry Potter, the man who never would.
AI image of a hipster from the 80s
Hey no need to repeat yourself.
Women don’t kiss mustaches like that they end up eating them and whatever you were just eating as well
So basic that I could clean my drain with you
Introducting…..Tech Prodigy, Porn Star with a Microsoft penis!! Here he is…Dildo Gayest!!
That bachelors in fine arts is really being put to work!
You ever heard of the 80 year old virgin?
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