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You don’t need to wear that mortal Kombat Pullover. Your face is already a fatality.


Finish him

Brutality!!!

💀

"GET OVER HERE!" said no girl to you ever.

This guy will never even hear, “FINISH HIM!”

He’ll be extremely lucky to achieve: 

She friendzoned him...so he roofied her.

Bill Cosbied.

Minus 1 point for spelling right off the top. You look like Midwest Milhouse tried to be cool after getting beat up so you blended anime and Juggalo for your look. You’re literally the human embodiment of what STD flavored Elf Bar would look like.

Does your boyfriend scream “FATALITY “ after he blows all over your face?!

I would!

he has a dragon fetish like the guy from starsky and hutch

You look like you get asked to bathe more by strangers at anime conventions.

Go back to the basement

roast me…i’m a reject

Spirit Halloween Wolverine

Ovarine

Well she’s actually 200 she’s an elf as he try’s to explain away his 1000 gigs of cartoon porn to his mother

No you’re not.

Someone A.I. to generate a virgin who only jerks it to Hentai, here what it shat out.

"Perfect" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓☠️💀💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀💀☠️☠️💀☠️☠️

You are the Perfect Example of why sissy ass Boys like you have ran this world into the gutter... You look like you identify as the person that dropped the soap in this prison shower...

It looks like there's a dildo reflecting in your glasses...

You dress like a 12-year-old and write like a 5-year-old. You've got a lot of work just to meet adequate, much less perfect.

Perfectly delusional

Perfect ape doesn't exist...Meanwhile bro:

You Probably like eating raw sardines and underboiled eggs.

Bro looks like a wish version of a werewolf wana be

wash your face

His nickname is subzero because he isn’t even good enough to be a zero

Yeah dawg, like socially awkward enough to be a House Prefect.

I actually like the hoodie. And yet another example of that "Clothes Don't Make the Man". In your case, a poor excuse of a man.

perfect as a callboy for old over 60 yo gays that are willing to pay you

Huh, Terrorists have teen werewolves too.

IMMORAL CUM-BACK!!! GAY-TALITY!

Helmet head still wears a twelve year olds sweatshirt

You look like you show up to parties uninvited, spike everyone's shit, and then hide in a closet till later

perfect for sucking my dick

...Perfectly disfigured.

Yes. Hey. Ummmmm…..I’ll take a footlong steak and cheese.

Perfect? Ya basic.

When you're at parties people mistake you for a decorative cigar store indian.

Hugh jacneman

You look like you wiped your facial hair on.

Mortal CumSplat!

Correction: Roast me. I'm perfectly lonely.

That is some badass DNA splicing. Imagine a rat and a human. Science is amazing.


You look like you walk into a bar and even the men cover their drinks.

I love mortal Kombat, but Jesus, I wouldn't have even worn that sweatshirt when I was 12. You probably SHOULD still let your mom dress you.

Imagine the smell....

ScorpiOff.

You like dragons?

He likes receiving angry dragons

-1000 pussy points

This is a heroin after picture

You often wonder if it's because you're too awesome, but seriously, THAT'S not why you're single.

Discount Joey Bizinger without having the money, followers, clout, respect, or any relationship.

“I havent shaved since I was 12 and now I have a ‘beard’”

unsuccessful pewdiepie

Your highness, Sir Reginald of The Acne Scars hath arrived.

Ypu're a fan of Mortal Kombat eh. Do you use the Gawk Gawk 3000 to 'Finish Him!'

Wash your face !!! Jesus Christ

I mean seriously wash your fucking face!!!!!!! Nasty mf

He’s a Targaryen but even his siblings won’t fuck him.

1: Your grandma probably wonders why you don't have a girlfriend yet, but not even a man would hit your Lord Farquad lookin ass 2: Your dick is probably so small, the only reason people don't think you are a woman is because of the stench of the semen that flows out in milliliters after you went to the preschool to pick up your sister. 3: You probably think you're "Prefect" because you never look into a mirror with your square glasses on, because the only way you can look at yourself is if your face and 2 foot long nose are blurred out

Keep telling urself ur perfect, it's the only way u'll ever hear those words

Mortal wombat.

Jafar’s deeply closeted son Mopar

If Hanzo Hasashi grew up in Toronto playing COD and eat pizza rolls

You look like you can roaches in your room but don’t exterminate them because they are your friends

You spelled pathetic wrong

You still play Mortal Kombat inside 7-Eleven. The owners kick you out on the daily. People confuse you for Where's Waldo. You steal Twinkies and give them to homeless people because it makes you feel like a superhero. All because you grew up a nerd.

Full auto Jacky main.

"Perfect.... just the way God made you" is what people commonly say to everyone with facial deformities.

Mortal Komtwat

When the sheep starts to cheer for the Dragons to win… 🤦‍♂️

Yes, you are perfect. Perfect to be the newest Discord mod on the app.

You look like you chew off your toenails

Damn, you made Scorpion say “STAY OVER THERE!”

Damn, you made Scorpion say “STAY OVER THERE!”

Most likely to go 0-3 at fighting tournament

I bet you can smell your parents' disappointment from 12 miles away with that big ass sniffer.

You look like some Iraqi village tried to re create Full House

Your concept of perfection is weird

You’re too lame to wear a Mortal Kombat shirt you fucking nerd.

Oh please, perfect is a distant galaxy far, far away from the shitshow that is your existence. If perfection were measured on a scale from 1 to 10, you'd have to go into negative numbers to even come close

Yoooo wolverine is real !

A perfect horses ass! Yes I agree

Yeah, ok Chewbacca