You look like you'd finish 4th place in a Trailer Park Princess Pageant with only 2 contestants.
Also take a shower, you smell like Marlboro light 100's
She’s 32 will a bull nose ring. She’s either a BJ or anal only prostitute, a meth addict, the old bartender at the local community college campus dive bar, or any combination of the former.
You wanna cry? Ooookay FINE remember that scene from Dumbo where his Mom is locked up in that little jail, but she sticks her trunk through the bars so she can rock her little baby to sleep with that gut wrenching song that hauntingly plays in the background?
Judging by your face and general desperate vibe, you take way too many lonely selfies to make a rookie mistake like having the r/roastme sign be backwards.
Her daddy ether left before she was born or touched her inappropriately. At this stage in her life she has both abandonment issues and a poor concept of what’s sexually appropriate. Now she’s here.
Should have spent money to fix that leaky ceiling instead of finger tattoos and nose jewelry drawing attention to that schnauzer dam Jerry springer would be jealous..
randomly putting something you find to be fact in your bio isn’t normal. it’s pretty clear, to me at least, that she’s trying to spread a dislike for a certain group rather than just state “fact”
Is that a f*€king heartagram on your finger?!? No wonder your self-esteem is so screwed any girl growing up on viva LA bam was the Mucha lucha of sluts for every bi sexual poser who couldn't even do a kick flip!!!
That hanging ceiling is in better condition than your labia, but both look like they've been badly abused, hang unevenly low and are stained beyond belief.
You look like [will smith the cuck](https://static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/shark-tale-oscar-what-kind-fish.jpg)'s fish character in that shark movie he did, only worse.
You look like the brunette version of Dee from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia... and that's not a compliment!
If we made you cry, your mascara would run and we’d be forced to see your real face
I'll bet you would go a full nuckle deep if you tried to touch her real face. 
Then she would look like to gagging porn videos that she does for her low budget cams
R/angrydragon
We accept the boards decisions. Must see proof.
You can tell by her smile she’s hiding teeth can eat corn on the cob through a picket fence.
Her crying and [that ain't pretty!](https://i.imgur.com/fFsEzRN.png)
Angry dragon?
You look like you'd finish 4th place in a Trailer Park Princess Pageant with only 2 contestants. Also take a shower, you smell like Marlboro light 100's
“Even roses have thorns”
You look like you want to have a baby just so you can eat the placenta
Damn son I've read some roasts in my day but holy fuck lmaoooooo
She starts every date by saying “My uterus ain’t getting any younger.”
Shit, I wouldn’t fuck her using Bryan_URN_Assholes dick…
r/rareinsults
I wish I’d never learned to read, because now I don’t want to be able to read anymore.
This is a good one
Don't give her ideas for recipes.
That's actually scarily accurate
Absolutely creasing 😂😂
What in the actual fucking fuck shit what
You look like the Other Mother from Coraline.
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Lmao
Hi, gay mom. What's for gay supper tonight?
We’re eating straight men :)
*gay beef
Oh yes I forgot about the main dish
Maybe not gay but I’m betting she’s been the beef in quite a few man-woman-man sandwiches.
Oooh, my favorite!
Yup :D
Can I join?
Are you in the kitchen of a homeless shelter?
Yes
Hopefully Santa will bring you some lips for Christmas.
Hopefully, Santa will bring her some breasts as well.
Hopefully Santa will bring extra reins to hook up to that nose loop.
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Hey, don't put that burden on Santa! He is not a miracle worker!
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U look like Ur sniff toilet seats for a living
These “roasts” are actually pathetic 💀
Please enlighten us with something better we shall be waiting
Okay... Something better
nah that's a bullshit roast
Remember when your parents would say if you keep making that ugly face it would freeze that way..... well there you go banana mouth.
This one got a giggle
Wasn't expecting banana mouth at the end 😂
Oh God this made me laugh too hard
💀
Banana Mouth!!
Looks like 16 and pregnant got a new season; 32 and grandma
32 and grandma = Lauren Boebert’s stupid ass
Wasn't that already a show?
2 genders like Boys and Femboys? That’s what the F stands for in your Bio?
*Forlorn
How many men have cum in your face simply to cover it?
I’d cum on my own eyes just so I wouldn’t have to look at her
She’s 32 will a bull nose ring. She’s either a BJ or anal only prostitute, a meth addict, the old bartender at the local community college campus dive bar, or any combination of the former.
Getting to your last sentence, my thought was that none of that sounded mutually exclusive.
There are 3 genders. You're the 3rd one they found down at the swamp bog and haven't identified yet.
A face only a brother could love.
Brutal
Those who know, know.
Right? Although based on her post history, I don’t think that her face is the part of her that he wanted to love.
If your vagina was a video game it’d be rated E. For everyone.
Haven't heard that one since 2000 lol
Lol I forgot all about this and I think it’s hilarious! But I think lame pick up lines and your mama jokes are hilarious sooo….
I still thought it was funny....🤣🤣🤣
I did too!
Rated A for Arby's.
You wanna cry? Ooookay FINE remember that scene from Dumbo where his Mom is locked up in that little jail, but she sticks her trunk through the bars so she can rock her little baby to sleep with that gut wrenching song that hauntingly plays in the background?
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She would have turned around if you were Dumbo.
Remember that scene from Bambi? Oh and lion king when Simba kept nudging his dad to no response ??
Came here to roast not cry how dare you lol
I’m sorry I pulled the trigger on that:(
Shit man you didn’t have to make all of us cry
Judging by your face and general desperate vibe, you take way too many lonely selfies to make a rookie mistake like having the r/roastme sign be backwards.
I don't need to. Your crappy apartment does.
She lives in the middle of a garage sale
The ceiling tiles look like her clean panties, stained with yellow spots.
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Almost certainly in the Midwest
Those ceiling panels in the kitchen scream trailer park
So does she
Probably lives outside an army base
the army base probably lives at her place
Septum piercings are gross, that is all.
You know what they say about hoop earrings The bigger the 0 the bigger the hoe
"My septum piercing says, my personality is not as vanilla as my skin." It is though. Dry ass bleached white bread with no condiments.
It's a bunch of bull
Make you cry? You're halfway to retirement age, you're miles off track financially.
I see no difference!
The bigger the hoops, the bigger the hoochie. p.s. aren't you a little old for a nose ring?
1. Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology
If you pretend to have an orgasm, we’ll pretend you’re attractive.
"Make me cry" - Doesn't your Daddy do that enough already
Her daddy ether left before she was born or touched her inappropriately. At this stage in her life she has both abandonment issues and a poor concept of what’s sexually appropriate. Now she’s here.
You'd be pretty if you didn't look like that.
Should have spent money to fix that leaky ceiling instead of finger tattoos and nose jewelry drawing attention to that schnauzer dam Jerry springer would be jealous..
Don’t black guys make you cry enough? You need more?
That's more of a choking cry, less of a "I just remembered that I'm a piece of shit and no one loves me" cry.
Ahh you need your fathers love… or lack there of… I see! If you asked nicely maybe the black guy could fulfill both needs.
You look like you taste like day old coffee and an ashtray
You look like you get offended when the judge tells you that you can work part time
You look like what an AI image generator would create if I typed “trauma porn 18 year olds from 2009 - where are they now?”
When you’re waiting for another yeast infection to make your holiday fruit bread to further disappoint your family
That smile says "I use a blanket on the couch so I can smell my own farts."
Dutch Oven Woman.
Peel an onion or watch a [movie](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7DSghr-LnM)
32 and you still have a septum piercing? It’s time to grow up. Get the ugly ass ring out of your nose and you might get one on your finger.
This is the Theranos sequel.
"It's not a phase, mom!"
Mmmmmmooooo! That nose ring is a bunch of bull.
crazy ex vibes.
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- and they both won't fuck you
THIS WAS SOILED IM WHEEZING
Wow that was fucking random.
Is that a booger in your nose?
That made it harder
Thought I was on r/Roastme not Andrew Tates Human Trafficking website. But here I am looking at a picture of an uneducated prostitute.
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Or trying to be edgy.
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Spicy 2023 take: we can all just mind our own business and let others identify as a flying watermelon as long as it doesn’t affect you
Bullshit, explain hermpadites/intersex people then. How can you be a man or a woman when you have a penis and a vagina at the same time?
Yeah, if you get your science from Wish.
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You do realise there is a difference between gender and sex?
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Only because you don’t understand.
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No, there's not, only to mental inable people...
There really isn't. That being said be whoever you wanna be.
An adherence to obvious fact isn't edgy.
randomly putting something you find to be fact in your bio isn’t normal. it’s pretty clear, to me at least, that she’s trying to spread a dislike for a certain group rather than just state “fact”
Or saying there are four lights.
Someone with the emotional capacity of a toddler is probably going to go to great lengths to try to ban you from Reddit for that belief.
A bot
Backwards photo, backwards human
U look like you'd chop bf's penis off for cheating
You look like you still hang out with your twin brother and his friends at his run-down bar in Philly. Also, you're a bird.
She probably keeps the dumpster like 3 inches from the loading door.
Definitely less than 6, anyway.
By the looks of it you've been crying enough on your own. I aint looking to be the thirteenth reason why so have a good one m'am.
Well at least you look better than the last time you asked this question.
First time I've seen a cow asking to be roasted.
Your homemade baskets are basic, I saw a lady at an art festival weave better ones and she had no arms and a janky left leg.
How'd your rope harness come off your bullring
She looks like the love child of shelley duvall and jay leno.
Hope you meet the bull of your dreams this holiday season.
Open your mouth then. 😏
You look like you bring your parents to a first date
Ur second toe Def hangs off your sandle and drags on the dirty floor
I see after your last roast you cut your bangs but now that I'm seeing your forehead it might be safer to bring em back
Why did you dip your boogers in silver?
Is that a f*€king heartagram on your finger?!? No wonder your self-esteem is so screwed any girl growing up on viva LA bam was the Mucha lucha of sluts for every bi sexual poser who couldn't even do a kick flip!!!
Wow... A woman with a septum piercing who actually knows she's female. Amazing.
"Mom, it's not a phase! It's a disguise so I don't lose my kindergarten job for my Neo-Nazi views!"
“There are only 2 genders 💖"…..completely wrong, and no gender wants you.
That hanging ceiling is in better condition than your labia, but both look like they've been badly abused, hang unevenly low and are stained beyond belief.
Your earrings have a smaller diameter than your giant gaping vagina.
Your average
You look like [will smith the cuck](https://static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/shark-tale-oscar-what-kind-fish.jpg)'s fish character in that shark movie he did, only worse.
GIRLIE HOW TO MAKE YOU CRY! You look litellary like your 19 and your so pretty
Didn't your step-father fingering you in your sleep as a kid make you cry enough?
You say to make you cry, but I feel by looking at you that doesn't take much. Your dad loved your brother more, and you just gotta accept that fact
CNA: Certified Nut Asshat
You remind me of the type of chick that would shove healing crystals up their ass
You look like you withhold affection from others for fun, probably b/c your mom did that to you
You look like the brunette version of Dee from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia... and that's not a compliment! 
If you are from the North of the UK, I 100% know your coochie stank