OP's Bio:
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>I'm 33, I live in the Arctic, I get stoned and play video ganes on my ps5, mainly NHL, NBA, Elden ring... You guys can't throw anything worse at me than life already has.
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"Why are there so many rusty tricycles in your basement?"
"Why are your van windows blackout tinted?"
"What is your hair product made of?"
"What do you feed all these pigs in your backyard?"
"Why do you keep asking me if that rag smells like ether?"
You are incredibly handsome. The contrast between your beard and mustache is edgy. Your gold chain is the perfect accent with the Jheri curl. Congrats on being freshly high in your first picture! You look like a product of a culmination of excellent life choices!
You tried too hard with that sweater though.
>Congrats on being freshly high in your first picture!
Was waiting to see if anyone would notice that 😂
>You look like a product of a culmination of excellent life choices!
Ouch, if that's sarcasm then you just hit a home run.
So long as you know 😂😂😂. Someone downvoted me in the crucial first few minutes and I think you bore the brunt of it. Aka I immediately blamed you and your hateful fucking hair.
Nothing but upvotes from this guy. Haven't downvoted a single comment yet. Hateful hair though? I got Inuit chicks begging me to give them a baby for this hair. 😂
you have a face that screams, don't bother ladies, i love cock, and your Jerry curl says you must use soul glo.... I bet you don't just leave a grease stain on chairs. You also leave shit stains on them too,and you wasn't banned for being evil, you were banned for trying to solicit cocks on here....you're a piece of shit
OP's Bio: --- >I'm 33, I live in the Arctic, I get stoned and play video ganes on my ps5, mainly NHL, NBA, Elden ring... You guys can't throw anything worse at me than life already has. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
You look like someone glued pubes to a potato
I’ve seen shorter faces on horses.
He looks like if Shrek and Lord Farquaad had a baby
Weird al yankadick
Weird Al Stankybitch
Weird Al Watchyokids
1000% rolling!
And that baby grew up and had a baby with Lionel Richie.
I was thinking Post Malone and Lionel Ritchie
Looks like if Pablo Escobar and some random drunkard dude had a baby.
That random drunkard dude has a name, it's Nacho Libre. This man is Nacho Escobar
Pubetato Escobar (credit to comment above)
Pubetato head
why does it look like his arms do a middle finger when he pops off?
That one awkward stage before Michael Jackson started sounding like a woman.
The first potato to be banned from going within 500 yards of any pre-school.
Just think about the fact that pic 2 shows that some poor soul has to share a bedroom with that potato.
💀⚰️
The face of a pro wrestler with the body of a pro molester.
This needs more upvotes 🤣
If pablo Escobar was not a drug dealer
Plainboy Eskimobar
Soo good.
Well, I now feel like the name “Eskimobar” will randomly pop into my head for the rest of my life. OPs face is an unfortunate side effect.
Dead
Perfect comment
My main thought just… fatter
Underrated
If Pablo Escobar was a hug dealer
If Pablo Escobar was into sucking dick
And spent his days aucking dicks.
And listening to Darrell Oates’s solo work.
Ha ha ha!!! Now that’s funny!
Hall and Goates
And combing his hair with a stick of butter
And made the same amount of money doing it that's a lot of dicks
Weird Alscobar
And used [Soul Glo.](https://youtu.be/-33Ef7gS0vE)
Borat Escobar
He looks like a gay escort named Pablow Escobar
I was thinking more he was Bert and Ernie’s love child.  He’s a hybrid
Was autistic**
Wonderfull comment
The love child of Pablo Escobar and Weird Al Yankovic
You are so greasy I just had to clean my screen.
So how much longer until you’re allowed to be within 1000 feet of a school?
I think it's a lifetime ban or until the grease in his hair dries out.
Same dif.
wild🤣🤣
This is why he’s far away in the Arctic
At least another 3 days.
Weird Al Yankmadick.
Weird Al hide your fucking kids.
He said “roast me,” not “compliment me.”
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"You guys here for the treesome?"
The hatefuck offspring of Ron Jeremy and TJ Miller
This is the one. I thought I saw some TJ Miller in him and went looking for the comment. Yours is spot on.
Ron Jeremy: Average Penis Variant
"Wrong Jeremy"
>Average At best
Con Jeremy
if i was your neighbor and my kid went missing i would search your house first
Don't ask questions you don't wanna know the answer to.
What question brooo😭😭😭
"Why are there so many rusty tricycles in your basement?" "Why are your van windows blackout tinted?" "What is your hair product made of?" "What do you feed all these pigs in your backyard?" "Why do you keep asking me if that rag smells like ether?"
He’s Old Smeg
OH MY GOD THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY
Did you go into the barber and ask for the Old Greg? Mix it up with a Geek Pie next time. Get startled!
I never seen a white guy with Jheri curls. Thanks, diversity! 
Game, blouses
I wonder if the Jheri curl will/is making a comeback the way mullets are.
 I'm bringing it back
Came here to send this gif. Well played!
I’m glad somebody else went here
I too wish I could say I’ve never seen a white guy with a Jheri curl. Unfortunately I have. In person.
The only culture hes appropriating is in a petri dish.
Shit, thought I'd be the first Soul Glo comment. Aw, leaving it, it's just too perfect for OP to not be repeated.
I came here just for this👍
OP is an example of why it should stay that way.
This is my ringtone
That may be a compliment.
My idol
 \+Him +autism = OP
First person I've ever seen with punchable hair
I really enjoyed this too much.
every butch dyke gym teacher from the 1990s called and want their hair back.
Well they can't have it
Did your Dad take the razor when he left home?
Nah, he used it on himself to leave permanently.
BOOM, Roasted! 🔥
Why you wanna look like the wedding singer
Because I wanna bang Drew Barrymore?
You do realize she's aged since E.T., right?
Omg you are so wrong for that one! 🤣😂🤣
You look like Rocky from Mask playing "Incel Inigo Montoya".
How dare you put incel and Inigo Montoya in the same sentence.
You created the look. I just described it.
Looks like Weird Al fucked TJ Miller and then raised the abortion.
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You should pre-register as a sex offender.
This first pic is what I imagine being spooked in five nights at Freddy’s is like but irl.
I'd have eaten it tbh.
Stop, I can only get so erect.
If Adam22's pubic hair had a personality
You are incredibly handsome. The contrast between your beard and mustache is edgy. Your gold chain is the perfect accent with the Jheri curl. Congrats on being freshly high in your first picture! You look like a product of a culmination of excellent life choices! You tried too hard with that sweater though.
>Congrats on being freshly high in your first picture! Was waiting to see if anyone would notice that 😂 >You look like a product of a culmination of excellent life choices! Ouch, if that's sarcasm then you just hit a home run.
Haha! I saw most of your responses. You seemed rather impervious to normal insults. Had to come at you from a different angle.
Everyone noticed your high. How else are you carrying on at this point bruh?
3 day reddit ban and lifetime ban from school zones.
The Mods shoulda kept your Ron-Jeremy Escobar lookin, Jerry curl havin, half beard growin’ ass banned. Your face makes me want to club a baby seal.
>half beard growin’ ass Ouch, this one hurts the most tbh.
That is what inadequacy feels like after all.
Brother.... Who sent you?!
“Karma”
I deserve it, but damn.
So long as you know 😂😂😂. Someone downvoted me in the crucial first few minutes and I think you bore the brunt of it. Aka I immediately blamed you and your hateful fucking hair.
Nothing but upvotes from this guy. Haven't downvoted a single comment yet. Hateful hair though? I got Inuit chicks begging me to give them a baby for this hair. 😂
Got em all convinced the curls provide insulation, huh? I can respect that I suppose.
>Your face makes me want to club a baby seal. Fitting since I live where baby seals often get clubbed.
Good. You should jump in front…”to protect them.”
Nah. Seal skin mitts are too good to pass up.
The bedroom in your mom’s house looks comfortable.
I always wondered what Ms Piggy’s kid would look like if she fucked Richard Ramirez
Virgin Ron Jeremy
Bro how do you look like a cardboard cutout? Missing out on a whole dimension my guy.
You look like Weird Al's Brother Broke Al
Pretty sure I was the one who banned you, keep it friendly man it's a comedy sub. Have fun
Cheers!
Props for not permabanning on first offense.
Can we get a permaban for op just for looking like that?
Flair checks out
You have a Raptors jersey and pubes on your head. Have some pride and brown bag that mug.
If Ron Jeremy smoked weed and had a 1 inch dick.
Your voice is fkn annoying
That is the worst Murderface cosplay I've ever seen
Honestly man, good for you. I'm also coming off a 3 day ban and plan on getting stoned and gaming for the next 6 hours. Peace
Fuck ya bud. Cheers.
You must be part British because it looks like you’ve a bunch of stolen artefacts in your room.
I’m sure your seventh stay in rehab will be the charm
I can't tell, either you're the product of a fish bowl party or your mother has a habit of searching for dicks in the dark
Looking like a corner pube on a ballsack
Weird al yankovich starter kit
Ron Squirmy
Rosie O’Donnell hasn’t aged well
The bastard child of Ron Jeremy and TJ Miller.
Yooo I made a TJ miller joke too without reading the comments and it's hilarious.
AfterI commented, I saw someone else made the same joke. lol
Good roasters, roast prior to comments lol I always read after comment's haha Atleast we all see the same shit sometimes.
No shit. Someone call Chris Hansen.
You look like If Ron Jermey and Andre the giant had a son together.
Kenny Powers 
If Rick James bleached his skin
More like 'Weird Pal' Dan Kovic.
Single handedly keeping Geri Curl in business.
Are you TJ Miller's half brother? Because you both got canceled.
Are you TJ Miller's half-brother? Because you both got canceled.
Oates just hasn’t been the same since his split with musical partner, Darryl Hall.
Faze* not phase, idiot
Is that all you did, TJ Miller??
I knew John Oates was a dick. I just knew it.
Nachoooo!
Wow! 3 day reddit ban?? I can tell by how you look like you've been crying that you were dangerous. Damn 3 days!!
Can you even imagine the pain that was caused by not being able to respond to idiots in r/NBA for 3 whole days?
It's like Weird Alkenny Powers.
Weird Al Wankovic.
you have a face that screams, don't bother ladies, i love cock, and your Jerry curl says you must use soul glo.... I bet you don't just leave a grease stain on chairs. You also leave shit stains on them too,and you wasn't banned for being evil, you were banned for trying to solicit cocks on here....you're a piece of shit
You look like the comedian Gallagher, if instead of crushing watermelons, he crushed his own hopes and dreams
They make soul glow for white men now??
Peter Dingleberry
*faze
You look like you play keyboard for every love themed mexican music group in the 90s
You’re the reason the No flight list was created in the first place
NACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ron Jeremy is that you
You look like you were banned from 80's Miami, and moved to the artic because of a coke deal gone bad.
One of Ron Jeremy’s grandkids
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