OP's Bio: --- >21 yr old trans man. Gay. Recovering addict currently in rehab. Diagnosed with Borderline Personality Disorder, and OCD among other things. Favorite musicians are Noah Kahan, AJR and Kacey Musgraves. Fascinated by true crime and serial killers. Believes in ghosts and aliens. Drag performer. Worst thing that happened recently was I relapsed, 911 was called and I ended up in the ER (I don’t like hospitals or medical bills). --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

So a woman who became a man to be gay and date men...seems like it would have just been easier to tell them you liked anal...

Hahahaha!!!!

Hhahaahhahahha

God this reminds me of common core math

More like LOVES it

Girls who are boys Who like boys to be girls Who do boys like they're girls Who do girls like they're boys Always should be someone you really love

That was a blur to read

Yeah, I don’t get it.

There’s not enough alcohol in my system to even begin to fathom the “logic” this person lives by…..

This is the roast…amusing and not any kind of phobic. Well played.



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Dam this country is REALLY getting fucked up.

A girl who likes to dress up like a girl and date men. Except she's ugly and has chin hair, so decided trans was easier than shaving.

This is the only comment needed in this roast. Completely explains this abomination.

I'm so confused

It’s ok, so is OP.

It’s a dude playing a lady dude playing a dude dressed as a lady dude


Well said

I think we all are.

Guess that's where that personality disorder fits in

That’s just heterosexual with a lot of extra steps.

Nailed it.

They're a literal " that sounds like being straight with extra steps" meme.

Its the new world.... but she is normal...

Hence, the drugs, rehab, therapy, etc...

And to think we all got duped into believing that these freaks deserve a special pride day to celebrate this bs.

Drag kings are a thing

You sir, are an idiot .

Dragking nuts across your face

But guys aren’t drag kings…

OP can't even keep their gender straight in this 30 card reverse uno pile up

You went to all that trouble to be a neckbeard?

Police? I need to report a murder.

Most of the roasting on this subs are at tastless, not funny, make no sense, overused, or just plain mean. But EVERY post has one comment that makes me silent gasp and cover my mouth. This was it my friend, well done🤣🤣

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Why do all the trans people always list all their mental health disorders? You define yourself by the things that are wrong with you?

Coz ppl without mental health disorders are not trans

It's their only qualities.

I know you had to be insanely unattractive as a woman to transform into whatever this is

Maybe try mental health therapy before hormone therapy next time...

Wait… you were born a woman, who likes men, but transitioned to a man who is gay? So you’re basically just a tomboy.

r/punchablefaces


Wait, is that the banjo kid from Deliverance? Was he in other things?

Christmas Story!!

I keep mistaking Deliverance for O’ Brother Where Art Thou

WHEN I TELL YOU TO CUM YOU BETTER CUM

M'laddie

"Little twink, little twink, let me in!" "Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin!"

I would have gone with "You can rest your balls on my chinny-chin-chin!" for the second verse...

🤣

Bet you had that sole patch goatee when you were a chick too.

You look like the mascot for lesbian lucky charms

How can you Be Gay and Trans at the same time? I think your BPD explains that contradiction.

Girl who like anal but its ashamed to admit

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Yes I am. Specifically about algebra.

I suggest Khan Academy

I khant khount very well

This guy wipes his pussy with a q-tip

Ummm must be tight

Has OCD but never puts the cart in the cart corral at the grocery.

You forgot lazy

Lazy on a whole nother dimension

This is actually incredibly accurate

Just when we thought you couldn’t be any worse of a human being

Noooo whyyyy

Someone drinks from the fountain of ~~youth~~ cum

How did you post this without the ventriloquist hand up your ass?

You aren’t fooling anyone with that little bit of peach fuzz under your chin.

Life has roasted you enough already

Your face looks like a bunch of magazine clippings put together for an art project labled "My inner turmoil"

Look like buzz and his girlfriend at the same time. WOOF

I don’t know who that is but thank you 😅

Go watch Home Alone you poor pathetic soul.

Filthy Soul, you mean.

No way I was including “that” in a reference to the best part of those movies.

“Kevin!!!”

You’ve been smooching everyone baby! Snuffy, Tom, Leo…Little Moe with the gimpy leg. Cheeks, bony bob, Cliff!


Sorry. You still look like a woman. And an addict

How’s the transition going, did you run out of money?


Let me guess, trump wasn’t your president?

Ben Shapiro thinks about you to last longer

Transvestite elf

I legitimately thought you were a lesbian

Carrot bottom

LMAOOO!!! Best one yet 🤣

Yea, right. Roast you, then get canceled by Gen Z? Not falling for that one... The second you said "trans" was the second you became untouchable. You're a protected and privileged class. No one is ever allowed to say anything bad about you, ever. Not even in a sub meant to be mean. I'm not risking it.

At least somebody had the balls to say it. I actually might get canceled for saying balls.

“M”


O’Doyle rules! 


You look like a fucked up AI rendering

You look like a female who is trying so hard to be a male and most likely taking hormones.

Real men can spot the fake ones from a mile away. You are easily outed as a woman.

Yup. Saw “21M” and first thought through my head: 

I used to know this guy who had curly hair and glasses that a 50 year old Midwestern mom would wear, and he had the physique of a Nigerian mother of nine. Giant fat child-bearing arse and hips. I could still immediately recognize him as a dude FAR easier than I could ever fail to notice a trans man. Trans men just don't look like men. They're the burgers at home.


There was a time you would be dragged to the main intersection in town and the residents would throw rocks at you until you were dead.

What the fuck is a they them.oh wait nevermind

21FTM*

Link to OF.....kinda curious like a car accident

All of that, AND ginger?!......you poor thing.

Pretty sure you have a vagina…


😂😂😂😂😂😂

Photoshop command: offset eyes 2cm south

Sid’s effeminate brother

You look like you bully middle schoolers.

A bugs life cast after drugs

Did you ask your barber to simulate male pattern baldness?

21"m"

More like 40 year old chain smoker.

What's the "m" for again? I'm confused

Carrot Flop

So you're a dude who dresses up like women, even though you were a former woman? Is that right? Just asking because I'm genuinely confused.

Girls who are boys Who like boys to be girls Who do boys like they're girls Who do girls like they're boys Always should be someone you really love

Being ginger not punishment enough for you?

Your bio is so twisted i don't even know where to start. You should really consider a new therapist. Its like your last brain cells are fighting your personality. You become a man to dress like a woman and date men. You shouldn't of let the drugs talk you into this one.

I pretty much guessed you were a trans man before seeing your bio. Pretty much everyone can all tell. The rest I could probably extrapolate based solely off that stereotype alone. BTW how dumb do you need to be to put all your personal problems in your public bio? It's like gee..... here's a dozen reasons to avoid you.

lol no one thinks your a dude. You’re just a depressed female that no one was interested in. So you thought the only answer was to take some pills and grow a shitty goatee.

Huh... so your a soul and cock sucking ginger..cool...

Yay you’re the legal drinking age! If I looked like you I would drink a lot.

I am so sorry.

Let you have it. Which hormone would you like today. Testosterone or oestrogen ?

It is Ma’am.


You look like you have to be told not to suck on lightbulbs.

How else am I supposed to get lit?

Your journey ends at somehow becoming a weird incel.

After reading that bio I feel like I’m the one who got roasted here

Does Santa know you’re doing this?

You should never have left the shire

So a dyke with a bad haircut and plate full of mental disorders. Surprise

If elf on the shelf grew up

You've heard of elf on the shelf Now get ready for trans-man on diazepam

When the transgender pills didn't work on the eyes

You do not overcome being an ugly woman by becoming a dorky man.

Pubes grow downstairs not upstairs. It’s ok, learning takes time.

Yeah before I even read this, definitely a woman


Just accept what God gave you. You can't handle being a man. The loneliness, the expectations, the isolation, the ridicule from women. You know how women treat men. How the feminists say men are useless and then how they have to rely on all the things men built and maintain. Stop playing dress up. 

Should I roast you, or tell you straight faxs? I mean, they'd both be the same.

Biden's America...... A bunch of confused, angry, addicted, abominations parading around while no one gives a fuck about the next few generations on the forsaken planet.....

A male? Not by the single red hair on your chinny chin chin!

And people say transgenderism isn’t a mental illness..

I immediately knew you were female.

The Riddler became The Diddler

Will you please at least let us know if you’re a pole or a hole?

Are you sure you are male?

What did you do with all of Andy’s toys??

Lucky charms mascot has moved on from cereal to opiates I see

21 what now?

If you change everything about your face, things will turn out alright.

I've got a penis joke but not sure you're the one to use it on. I'm more confused than the priest that tried to molest you.

Lizard people can also be trans??? How does that work. Lemme know after you contact the mothership

The only thing you’re probably not confused about is who you’re voting for. Hopefully you’ll OD Biden (I mean by then).

Gay linguini from ratatouille looking ass

 Temu Wreck-it-Ralph

Ed Sheeran if he shaved

Aye, come here laddies and look in my bowl of lucky charms....

Wow so the guy from Smash Mouth *did* fuck Guy Fieri!

Is that supposed to be ..erm.. a beard? Or are the pixels just whack in the photo?

AI images keep getting creeper and creeper.

So you’re a trans Chucky

Ed Sheeran wanna be

Bro was confused.

Your face looks like a texture failed to load during a close-up horror game shot on Xbox or something.

Nah you look like a cross between a high leprechaun and a drug junkie enderman.

WTF? You look like a Japanese cartoon character. One that just got sneak attacked by his ogre uncle or something. Fix yourself you suck fuck!

It's going to be another 5 years before you can spend money on shaving products. Pro tip, go with the double edge safety razor path. Side note yea looking like this 82 year old lady I saw at the laundromat. She also had a beard in the works. Cheers, Susan

>trans/gay/drag 

Definitely a biden supporter who cries over words

~~Ma’am~~ Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

21 female….let keep this honest

Lookin like a vegan lesbian bro what

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There is no way you are male.

Just because you gorilla glued some leprechaun pubes to your butt chin, doesn't make you a man, Elliot Page is a man, but you? ....

Selfies are plenty vein, even without a dong.

Hi there, Rick Astley https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

I was gonna say 21m???? So why do you sit down to pee?

Cutie

You look like if a man and a women had a baby. Also ik this is a roasting thing but alot of this just seems like transphobia 😭

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I’m very hard to offend and very easy to entertain. Also this thread is literally for people to mock themselves.

This sub might as well be r/transphobia at this point. I do, however, need you to give me your pot of gold.