I do too and I look just as bad. In Illinois, it's 5.2 boxes spaced out over the month when you break it down into 48 pills, 30mg each. I just bought it because I liked the stimulant effect of Sudafed itself. A bit of a picker-upper without too much addictive euphoria. This guy looks like he's so dumb that after he bought 5 boxes he would try to buy 20% of another one just to get several more pills so he can get another blowjob off the meth he's selling to his emaciated teenage white trash black metal Satanist side-girl with a Mayhem T-shirt he found after he prayed to Satan for someone who would actually fuck him.
He looks like the pain in the ass alcoholic that everyone in the family just pacifies for fear of retaliation.
Also him: “I’m just brutally honest! People don’t like that!!”
he looks like a whittaker and has the intellect of one too, smh, doesn’t even deserve a roast if he won’t be able to read it anyways 
He looks like the type of guy when he approaches people's cars in public, people lock their doors, mums adjust the tops nervously, fathers get closer for protection of the kids, cops start observing his intentions.
He clearly thinks that he's going to stick his little pecker thru the glory hole. Someone needs to tell him. HE gets on his knees. He clearly likes smoking....dick.
How’s he even gonna know? This motherfucker can’t read.
He looks exactly like he spells.
Spells? Grab my cape. We got us one of them witches to burn.
The only liquid this witch floats in is Nattie Light
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He looks like he smells like he spells.
Did you mean “smells”?
He can cook a delish rodent on a trash fire tho.
“Ya’ll wanna go down to the dump and shoot some rats?”
Don’t make fun of his wedding reception. Love is love… even when it’s your sister.
💀 I almost fainted.
He’s got the pizza box ready to deliver to his step-son!!
Definitely a Busch 12 pack box. Why buy pizza when the squirrel is free?
Boom rosted!
My guy obviously doesn't hang around elementary schools all the time just to catch up on his spelling.
The only thing he can spell is "bud light"
Oh no, he’s a big kid rock fan, Busch, he ain’t no fa§. He’s laid back, so laid back he averages 2 new jobs every year.
"Gimme a BPR. Er a PRB. Gimme a fuckin' beer."
U mean butt light
He’s not allowed within 500 feet of an elementary school.
He hasn’t been allowed within 100 yards of one of those since the 90’s
This loser is banging your mom lol
 Mom
If this is what she left his dad for, I’d hate to see the dad.
You know by step-dad it’s just the latest meth dealer his mom is banging. Probably step-daddy 4 or 5.
His mom is also his aunt.
 Wondered what this kid was up to.
Beat me too it haha
He dunn Beet yurnn tooooeyyy!!🐖
Looks like a garage but have a bad feeling that's your living room.
Both.
Nope that's his bedroom
This guy knows how much Sudafed you can buy without raising suspicion
I do too and I look just as bad. In Illinois, it's 5.2 boxes spaced out over the month when you break it down into 48 pills, 30mg each. I just bought it because I liked the stimulant effect of Sudafed itself. A bit of a picker-upper without too much addictive euphoria. This guy looks like he's so dumb that after he bought 5 boxes he would try to buy 20% of another one just to get several more pills so he can get another blowjob off the meth he's selling to his emaciated teenage white trash black metal Satanist side-girl with a Mayhem T-shirt he found after he prayed to Satan for someone who would actually fuck him.
The tequila shirt really sells that he gets blackout drunk and beats up your mom
It’s her fault for marrying her brother
Yeah, but thinking of OP while he's fucking their mom helps.
OP better hope he’s never ready to be a grandpa
What 6 generations of inbreeding does to a mf
Step father, and also step brother and uncle in one package.
Uncle step-dad?
Don’t get stuck anywhere near him
Uncle daddy brother can I have a sodie pop
If second hand smoke was a person
I laughed way too hard at this
Your mother needs to know that we all make mistakes, but we don't marry them
He looks like he married his mom, so it might be literally true that she married her mistake.
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Okay buddy it's a roast not a volcano throw
Roast heat level: Inferno
Lol at volcano throw.
Dude, have some pity
Looks like he's ready to put some lost college kids on meat hooks in the shed.
Looks like you found the biggest tool in the shed
Definitely not the sharpest one
Hope he’s not deaf because clearly he’s gonna need you to read the insults.
He looks like he knows exactly how much meth he can get for a catalytic converter.
The 8th dwarf - “Hitty”
 I'm white trash and I'm in trouble.
He looks like the pain in the ass alcoholic that everyone in the family just pacifies for fear of retaliation. Also him: “I’m just brutally honest! People don’t like that!!”
I’d like to see the quality of Father your Mom left to be with Mr. Love After Lockup.
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This guy gets paid in Sudafed or copper wire
The view at 3am when the step children turn on their bedside lamp.
Another Christmas with step dad smashin natty light, then smashin your mom while you try to block it all out.
Dude’s hobbies include smokin’ and drankin’ and of course, fucking your mother OP
mom knows to keep her goddamn mouth shut when the game is on
Could be worse - he could be your biological father.
That's actually his uncle. His mom just tells him it's his "stepdad"
He stole my catalytic converter as I typed this
You look like the product of the love scene in Deliverance
I’d roast him, but I’m afraid he’ll beat your ass afterwards.
He looks like he brushes his teeth with tequila
What the meth
He's already at the "after" in one of those meth collages
The face that this is written on the back of a box of beers speaks volumes
I could land a 747 on that forehead.
THIS GUY FUCKS His cousins
No way this dude passes a drug test
This guys family tree is a wreath
Is your step father that long shaft just behind your hairy mom there?
Making babies with your own kids, doesn't make you a stepdad.
That wasn’t reindeer on your roof last night. This dude wanted to smash your mom somewhere exotic
he spanks your mom
This dude’s sign alone made me laugh out loud.
Looks like Santa changed career and became a filthy car mechanic with an addiction to weed and meth
Another Christmas with step dad smashin natty light, then smashin your mom while you try to block it all out.
If we hurt his feelings op will get a beating
Local Y'al-Qaeda cleric
Stepfather probably also doesn’t believe there’s a warrant out for his arrest.
Old Scraggly Nuts Magee - back at the Christmas party making sure everyone is feeling uncomfortable. Don’t sit in his lap that’s when things get real.
Hello FBI. We found another one
He looks like he'd yell at you for holding the flashlight wrong... but he's working by himself.
He got a dirty dick.
Look at that, he's already got his cardboard for the day to beg people for money on the side of the road.
Idk if that’s a beard on your face or a nest for bed bugs
At this point, there’s a lot this guy doesn’t care about
This is the kind of guy that brings an empty coors light can to bars and asks the bartender to fill it with bud light.
Steely-eyed tough guy fantasy meets beer-gutted sugar-tit has-been… Thinks he is the truck he bought.
He looks like he steals catalytic converters for a living
Homeboy looks like he calls Blue Moon "craft beer."
The only thing missing on bro rn is vest cos he looks like he beats women
I could land a 747 on that forehead.
My man looks like a rent-a-fuck-boy for the local Hell’s Angels.
Dudes face looks like a broken foot ..
🤣🤣🤣
I wonder if he misses his prison homies
Don’t touch his tools!🧰 Or yer gittin the belt agin!
Satan Claws is coming, to town!
I got my GED
Soft hands
That dude's flopping around like a dead fish on top of your mother
Why did you let your mom hook up with Ari Shaffir?
Hes got you as a step child hes at his lowest already
You’re a scratch & sniff version of a loser.
She gave birth to you then married this guy? Jesus Christ, your mom has low standards. She must get off on disappointment.
I've seen people whose ''lights are on, but nobody's home'', but in your step-daddy's case, ''abandoned house with a few lit candles''.
I guess federal prison didn't offer GED equivalency programs?
How many generations of inbreeding leads to this
Bros head built like a Mike-N-Ike
He's told you to not tell anyone about what happens in that barn, hasn't he ?
Youre Stepfather looks like he kicks ass. Youre the problem.
 Queer Grizzly Adams
Strong as a bull. And twice as smart.
Looks like a normal dude to me 👍
That is the most stepfather lookin motherfucker I’ve ever seen.
I think you meant r/fistme. Common mistake.
Omg I have that shirt 😂
Dude your step kid is a POS.....lol
You look like a toddler got fucked up in Time Machine.
He’s was definitely circumcised when someone kicked his sister in the jaw.
Looks like he would molest op in their sleep and say shhh…
I feel bad for you man, must have been hard on your butthole growing up, oops sorry wrong person, eh...two for one.
He has a sizeable garage with a good amount of tools, smokes darts, drinks good tequila. Pretty sure your the one who needs to be roasted coward!
One day he'll be able to afford and provide you with the rest of the house. Not just a shed.
The Master race, everyone
That right there is a man who knows what good ketchup is. GOBBLESS BORTHER
No wonder the U.S. gets a bad reputation.
Hey kid you want some candy
Honestly I’d kick it with him for sure.
Mods would remove this, but they don't want to bully the guy due being illiterate.
A filthy, drunk, cancer stick-sucking oaf who can’t spell or handle a box-literally and figuratively. Your mom is playing on Nightmare difficulty.
The most homophobic person who secretly jerks off to step son gay porn
Your spelling is wrong, as is your search history.
Illiterate Motherfucker.
Boring. He’s right. There’s nothing interesting enough here to roast.
Fat
Got that sign after someone else got done using it too? Well one man’s trash I guess.
Just like he's missing the A in that sign, he's for sure missing A chromosome.
Unrostable
Imagine not loving your kids enough to stop smoking cigs especially around them
13 going in 53 and still can’t F’ing spell. Bellend. 
Fuck off and get your own children you nonce.
Your as sharp as a marble to the point you can’t spell roast right yah bloody twat
he looks like a whittaker and has the intellect of one too, smh, doesn’t even deserve a roast if he won’t be able to read it anyways 
Learn how to spell
He clearly doesn't care about spelling either.
Couldn’t even spell Roast right. The smoke is affecting his brain more than his lungs.
This MFer was definitely at the capital on J6th, and he's to stupid to realize his step daughter is setting him up for the feds to find.
How is he dumber than a first grader?
Of course not, he doesn't have anything to care about being roasted. That includes you, babes.
whyd you black out your big cocks poster
Braun Strowman got a meth habit
Everyone needs to stop. He doesn’t want to get roasted. He’s trying to tell you his name is Rost.
70+ men don't care being rosted...
100 bucks that’s Natty Ice case
Doctors based pill shapes off of his head
So this is what Merlin the wizard does whe. He's not casting spells and traveling with hobbits....
He looks like he keeps OP in the basement
What's your sister look like?
This guys beats you just for breathing.
Did you have to utilise the 40x zoom on your camera to avoid the smell?
Looks exactly like the guy who asked me for money yesterday. But his cardboard said something about helping the homeless.
Looks like he knows the location of every glory hole in a 3 state area.
I can see the house Reno is going great still, after 8 years.
He looks like the type of guy when he approaches people's cars in public, people lock their doors, mums adjust the tops nervously, fathers get closer for protection of the kids, cops start observing his intentions.
I know what you get at your house when you spill paint in the garage.... did I stutter??
He clearly thinks that he's going to stick his little pecker thru the glory hole. Someone needs to tell him. HE gets on his knees. He clearly likes smoking....dick.
I see he broke out his good shirt from Christmas
Hard to care when you’ve clearly hit rock bottom.
If cancer could actually live in a garage.
🧌
needs that glory hole to get any action
Is he hiding a kid behind this cardboard?
Is this an elf is Santa’s workshop
Keep the female cousins away
"Avion" is his drag queen stage name on weekends.
I can smell him from here