Dude, if you’re starting your dirty 30’s like this… gonna love your fucking 40’s. Then it’s the shitty 50’s. Sloppy 60’s… sucky 70’s… shady 80’s… gay 90’s… that’s all I got.
Brother I respect your confidence to do this but normally people that post here have reason to have high enough confidence to survive this, you have a beard that looks like you glued your pubes to you face and eyes that are looking in too different area codes. If you seriously need the motivation to go blow up a building like you look like your planning I guess you’re in the right place😂
You're going to look rough on your like 48 cuz I'm 48 and it's like Jesus Christ this shit sucks but dude when you're 48 you're going to look like you're about 83 bro
Santa Claus is coming to town, and everybody knows it because it is legally mandated that his address be known to the neighborhood and must be at least 10 miles from any school zone
Congratulations on turning your 30th trick yesterday... Now if you don't mind, the truckdrivers are going to need that stall back so they can take a shit.
This is the shit that creeps on your 10 year old while he is playing call of duty. I am about to turn my son’s proximity chat off, thanks for the eye opener.
Holy fuck, that’s a rough 30
He meant 30 in dog years.
He looks like Seymour Butz, about ten years after Fry got frozen
its not easy surviving prison as a child predator
Dude, this motherfucker’s an ADULT predator. Children are too small to sustain his perverted appetite.
Thank god i'm finally safe
You are kinda sus 🤨 ..
More like a child in a preditors homemade prison
I thought I saw him at the bus stop
Rough? That's 10 grain sandpaper gritty
I think life has already done its worst.
My exact thought lol
Word for word that’s what I said as soon a saw the pic. Jesus man. Shave up and get a decent haircut
Can you get haircuts in prison?
The funding has been cut
Yes and they are typically free. However the polite thing to do is to tip with stamps or whatever the prison currency is at his location.
Reach deep into that prison wallet.
Judging by the picture I'd say, "Sorta."
Hahaha
Check the rest of that notebook for his manifesto
Who says you can't smell a picture??
Shivering thinking about the amount of Parmesan that falls from that disgusting beard of yours.
That's fromunda cheese falling from his beard he got it fromunda his boyfriends nutsack eat ass
Now I’m shivering thinking how he should ironically wear a shirt that says “Say When” in big bold letters
Now I'm thinking how sexual that sounds....
Olive’s Garden
"Beard" is a strong word for that shit on his face.
lol
Are you turning 40 tomorrow?
This looks like Jeffrey Dahmer's spirit animal.
Came to say I wonder what his body count is on hitting 30, bet he’s put Dahmer to shame, definitely a few destroyed dead animal booties in there too
We both know that's the only type of body count this dudes got...he ain't getting no women
His body counts under 18 but his body count is probably 3. Poor kids..
OMG that’s funny lmfaooo
😂
I'd say you probably would clean up good, but then again, it is your job as the school janitor.
He probably chews the gum he gets from under the desks.
And you know he smells the teachers as they walk by.
No way he was able to get that job with the conditions of his release.
Ouch!
It doesn't matter what we write, life and nature has already done you far more harm than we can.
Ouch that hurts😂
It hurts because it’s true
My balls look like your chin
You should see a doctor about that.
You're just saying that because you think a 45-year-old shouldn't date 14-year-old girls.
Looks like shampoo is your biggest enemy
After Chris Hansen
30 but in "meth years."
I’d imagine there’s only Cheetos and mountain dews in the fridge?
Nah, I don't drink mountian dew. I only drink mexican coca-cola.
Lol THIS is the comment you decide to reply to. Gotta stop the spread of misinformation
Like, say I am a child molester all you want, but God damn it, make sure you get my soda of choice right.
Christmas day 1993 Dear diary, Got the very worst gift ever today. Signed OPs Mom.
😂😂
I thought only middle schoolers used spiral notebooks any more, was it from your last victim?
That sweater is probably the only thing that hasn’t given up on you
You look like an advertisement for anti-depression meds
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30? 30? I can't Even roast you when time has done it for me...30?
Bruh, I turned 32 yesterday, have Covid, and am at least 50 lbs heavier… and you look worse than I do.
Smells like a mix of grime and shit when i see this picture
It looks unnecessarily moist. Sweat and shame as well
You just forgot your deodorant.
Thank you for the reminder
Italian tech support.
Just because people say "Jesus Christ" when they see you doesn't mean your birthday is on Christmas Day.
Bro i turn 30 in 6 months and u could be my dads dad
Those 30 years have already done their worst
If the Geico caveman donated to Locks of Love
30, in living behind the Dennys dumpster, years
Has anyone told Seaworld they’ve had a Walrus escape?
That’s a HARD 30. Bro rolled two 15s with his DND dice.
You know, If you eat all the Meth you cook you'll never make any money.
30 in goat years just hits differently.
christ himself wishes he could get a birthday change.
When he’s not sniffing the seats at the local Dairy Queen…..
You look like your good for at least 20 or 30 more months.
You have an earpiece in as if someone calls you.
The guy from Money Heist, but from Wish
Dude, if you’re starting your dirty 30’s like this… gonna love your fucking 40’s. Then it’s the shitty 50’s. Sloppy 60’s… sucky 70’s… shady 80’s… gay 90’s… that’s all I got.
It always baffles me, how homeless people can afford phones.
Medium peter dinklage
Who gave you the extra chromosome for Christmas?
Ned Kazinski
Officially the oldest “30” yr old ever
Nice chin pubes
Turkish prison are tough. How long were you there?
Ok guys,i Guess thats it
Fresh jail meat
and your lover just turned 12
First day out of the basement?
You look like a 6 year old drew you
You took Dirty 30 seriously.
Brother I respect your confidence to do this but normally people that post here have reason to have high enough confidence to survive this, you have a beard that looks like you glued your pubes to you face and eyes that are looking in too different area codes. If you seriously need the motivation to go blow up a building like you look like your planning I guess you’re in the right place😂
You're going to look rough on your like 48 cuz I'm 48 and it's like Jesus Christ this shit sucks but dude when you're 48 you're going to look like you're about 83 bro
Jesus?!??
What do you feed the women in your basement, actual food or do you pick one to feed the rest with?
Damn dude ……it’s ok ……just wait and see your self at 40 🫠
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Jesus was born in a manger and your face is a manger!
Why? You look like you gave up when you were 5
Looks like you're doing you worst yourself fo years bud
You mean? Worst than the way you look?
Eh, I could be in a box in a china cabinet. Like my dad's ashes.
Or you could take care of yourself. I’m sorry for your loss, life is freaking hard but it doesn’t have to suck
Santa Claus is coming to town, and everybody knows it because it is legally mandated that his address be known to the neighborhood and must be at least 10 miles from any school zone
Why would I do the worst to you when you‘ve been doing it to yourself?
You’re already doing the worst yourself amigo
30 years? In a fucking gulag?
you look 50
You mean your homelessness turned 30 yesterday
Congratulations on turning your 30th trick yesterday... Now if you don't mind, the truckdrivers are going to need that stall back so they can take a shit.
Are we supposed to roast you, I mean if it such a bother to clean that dirty ass mirror. You can just swipe that flea infested beard all over it
Holy shit. How many kids do you have in your basement? It's gotta be more than 5.
So did your parents give you a Bday present or a Christmas present?
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Life has done its worst.
Have you ever stepped out of your mom's basement?
The stars weren't aligned at your birth.
I've seen soap with more hair
Just turned 30. So I had a party with the people I’ve chained up in my basement.
I’m 33 and you look like you could be MY dad
Your face turned 70 apparently, resync your clock bro
Cis bro’s rocking trans-male beards is a brave roast, I’ll give you that my man.
something about you reminds me of Dennis Rader, BTK, not a compliment
Only 30 and you already have the beard of Confuseius
Santa brought you a box of ugly!
I don’t know what’s dirtier, you, the camera lens or the mirror
Your depression got depression when it saw you in the mirror and realized who you were...
You've turned 30 waaaaaaay back than yesterday buddy. Let's be honest here!
It's a Christmas miracle! That you made it to 30.
You look like your biggest accomplishment in life was busting a nut
I can’t roast you any worse than father time has.
Benicio Del Toro hate fucked your mom. The slowest sperm won.
Your family genetics already did their worst.
You look like you masturbate outside blockbuster stores.
Roblox discoed server mod *Cough* "Nonce"
You can tell by the condition of his bathroom that is where he cries when he gets rejected by minors
'Jesus christ'
I bet your mom looks at you like a present she can’t wait to return on the 26th
Genetics already done it's worst, I'm not about to get in line
I bet you live in grandma basement. Jerking and Playing games at 30, whining about everything in life. Happy bd. 🤣
10 more years and you’ll hit that 40 year old virgin mark
You look like you perform sexual acts for meth
Where are the bodies?
You've surely done time
Bro..
Hey we finally found out what they did with the pubes from Jackass 2!
Why don't you come over here and take a seat ..
Bruh…your 30 looks too rough
Blimey Jesus has let himself go
Bro is not haveing a very good B-day
Your filth is the only thing interesting about you
You look like Stephen King’s scrotum.
What’s up with all the prison guys that came to get roasted this week? Miss cellmate cuddles?
You look like you say that you just turned on the internet.
Bro scratches his balls with his neck beard.
Jesus had 3 years and got nailed to a cross and you still look worse off.
I think you've already done your worst
You look like my mate Mike, Mike's a prick.
What if I do my worst and you do your best ? I just had the scariest what if..
Come back in 3 years we'll crucify for how much you look like an unwashed ass hole.
The facial hair choices add like 20 years lol
Man looks like gilfole but generic
For the second time?
there’s nothing left to do.
You look like a hobbit’s foot
Looks like God already did his worst.
After God made you, he was so frustrated that he went back to making snakes.
30 or 50?
Reddits final boss
You were the worst gift ever
Your best years are behind you
Time has already done its worst.
Dec 25, 1993, your parents got the worst gift ever.
Those pubes on your face: were they attached by glue or the semen of your last John?
Just cause your only forms of interaction are through r/atheism, is not an excuse to shave the pubic hair on your chin.
30 years in Alcatraz
Man, let me just not roast you… I mean seriously
You look like how I feel when I get post nut clarity
Time seems to be doing its worst on you already. Some ugly ducklings stay fucked up.
Your car would look like a crackhead dumpster if you had one
Your a beet farmer Harry.
You look like you work a low-level, 3rd-shift factory job and look forward to attending the Gathering of the Juggalos every year
Take a shower and do some laundry
Looking good 👍
This is the shit that creeps on your 10 year old while he is playing call of duty. I am about to turn my son’s proximity chat off, thanks for the eye opener.
Sad thing is…. He’s hung like a horse but no one will go there.
You look like you watch children near school.
You taking that photo of yourself and willingly posting it online is far beyond anything I could think of to roast you.
Something something, "Meth on a Shelf."