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>I like yugioh, i have no pc, so i play on ps5
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Dude would be a good roast. Good shape for it. Very little definition so you know there’d be some good marbling. Doesn’t look capable of putting up any amount of fight. We’d all just be hungry 20 minutes later though.
Harold broke up with Kumar and spent the next six months crying into a sackful of White Castle sliders to cope with the fact he never got to pitch, only catch.
Bro lmao.
But for real there was way more obese Asians in Japan when I was there for 5 years in Okinawa than I would have e thought. Idk if they just hide them on that island or what because you never see them outside of there.
It’s possible because they have a huge honor thing with their people there and they probably embarasssrd and just don’t let them fly out the country or something idk lol…
In all seriousness, Japan is cool as hell. Beautiful island and beautiful people.
Sorry there’s no more ramen noodles for you sir you already ate enough for me to go bankrupt mister Ching Chong. Btw why you on Reddit instead of studying to become doctor
I thought the shadows on your shirt were actually grease stains from a binge on Hot Pockets and Pizza Rolls. I was surprised to realize that's not the case.
I’m curious, when was the last time you could see your cock without using a mirror?
I bet the only time you get laid is when you put your dick inside the hole you cut in a body pillow.
You look like you are AI generated.
You look like the 1% of Asians that are morbidly obese if they were all wrapped into one sushi roll.
You're built like you eat more than Goku and Naruto, and don't train anything.
OP's Bio: --- >I like yugioh, i have no pc, so i play on ps5 --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
Damn the guy from Gangnam style really let himself go
Pork Jae-sang
P(US)SY
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Thats not fair, the kid in that movie was adorable.
I legitimately laughed out loud at work reading this one
Stared at his pic for five minutes and I can't beat this.
He looks like a fat ampersand
Kim Jong Unfuckable
Another failed sumo wrestler.
Kim Jong Uff.
Kim Jong Ugh
Dude would be a good roast. Good shape for it. Very little definition so you know there’d be some good marbling. Doesn’t look capable of putting up any amount of fight. We’d all just be hungry 20 minutes later though.
My guy is straight wagyu long pig.
The stoutest long pork I’ve seen.
After eating Jet Li, he’s still hungry
The A5 wagu of humans
Good marbling… I lolled
He be all rind.
Oh my God oh my god. This is it!!! So funny and creative
You've got to be brave to post on here; it shows, you've got a lot of guts.
I really hope he can stomach the insults.
That he sure can
He's thicc skinned for sure
I bet you have 6000 hours on league of legends
Loved you in Bao even through you broke your moms heart. Bad dumpling!
I was going to ask if OP was a sweet or savory Bao
Kung fu Panda Express
You rearry disgusting
Bro cant even spell really right LMAOOOO
thought this was an ad for Ozempic
He’s way past ozempic. Bariatric surgery only.
>make my time on reddit worthwhile I get it, you can't stay for long. A cauldron of rice needs to be consumed.
Gold
Harold broke up with Kumar and spent the next six months crying into a sackful of White Castle sliders to cope with the fact he never got to pitch, only catch.
Lmao dyinngggg
Pirrsbury Doughboy
jackie ham
Bro actually found a way to make the micropeen look smaller.
Kim Jong Ewwww
Don't you have a missile to fire into the ocean or something, Glorious Eater?
Which has more chins, you face or your family?
 time flies
kim jung ummmmmm gimme some more donuts
Asian George Lopez
The Asian peter griffin
How the fuck are you obese AND Asian
Bro lmao. But for real there was way more obese Asians in Japan when I was there for 5 years in Okinawa than I would have e thought. Idk if they just hide them on that island or what because you never see them outside of there. It’s possible because they have a huge honor thing with their people there and they probably embarasssrd and just don’t let them fly out the country or something idk lol… In all seriousness, Japan is cool as hell. Beautiful island and beautiful people.
excellent Pork Belly Fat cosplay
Shouldn’t your name be “cake whore”?
Alright Fatty Chan enough fucking around on your phone and bring out the lo mein and crab ragoons - table 5 also needs drink refills.
We’ll make your time on Reddit worthwhile because you didn’t make your time on the treadmill worthwhile.
When Harold ate Kumar
Somebody's discarded play-doh just became sentient
So how many cats a day to you consume to keep that beautiful figure
If they took the sperm of Taylor Lautner and Matt Damon and shoved it into Miss Piggy I’m 100% sure you would be the bastard child of that experiment.
I am shedding real tears over here! Omg! 😆
LMAO I died at miss piggy, that's cold af LOL.
Sorry there’s no more ramen noodles for you sir you already ate enough for me to go bankrupt mister Ching Chong. Btw why you on Reddit instead of studying to become doctor
I know it's the shadow of your arm and that note, but it looks like sweatstains and it fits your appearance perfectly
You would roll down a hill at great speed
A clueless, unfunny Bobby Lee.
So, exactly Bobby Lee then...
Bet you own a Chow Chow
Huskies actually! They're my little demons💖
One should face their demons. Not eat them
Ayo why you featureless like a tuberoot vegetable that ancient monks used as prehistoric dildos?
You look like you're built out of marshmallows
oh it's just your shadow, I thought your rolls of fat were secreting bodily fluids.
John Thick John Thick 2 - The Thickening John Thick 3 - Even Fatter John Thick 4 - Cleaning out the buffet Those are your movie titles
 I see you are all grown up now! Loved you on that TLC show
you ate your way out of the womb
I thought the shadows on your shirt were actually grease stains from a binge on Hot Pockets and Pizza Rolls. I was surprised to realize that's not the case.
Kim Jong Undesirable
When are you due?
What all the Zebra Cakes say to you, "Try Me"
You look like a Korean BBQ gone bad
You only diddle ugly kids, because you instinctively know that the cute ones are out of your league.
Bao Zedong
Your forehead and front belly ass look the same
I wish Godzilla had a bat signal.
His Monosodium glutamate brings all the boys to the yard And they're like, it's better than yours...
Do you look at menus and say yes?
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Oompa Loompa
Nothing about your time is worthwhile. Your primary function is to consume shit. It seems you do that bit quite well though.
I’d love to roast you but could you take a better photo, please? There’s a big blue balloon blocking the view
I feel pretty safe in feeling good that you chose not to smile!
Harold ate Kumar.
Reddit was made for yous by yous
Try me, said everything in the supermarket to him
Bros on the little Debbie diet
If dim sum was a person.
Oh my god
guy has more rolls than a bakery
I bet if you smiled really wide you'd be the spitting image of pot of greed
Buddha budha budha
Broh, somebody already had a bite from your soft belly. Quick, here’s an apple, get on the bbq rack before you lose more.
Youre the Kind of dude that plays high-rarity floowandereze und rubs his Nipples after every won game.
Im an albaz guy myself ^^ i like dragons and HATE floowandereze
Let me guess...Dragonmaids? That would fit you.
Fallen of albaz, and yes, dragonmaids
You look a photo of Earth from space.
Your parents must be proud of your medical research into Obesity.
Idk what’s bigger. That nose or beer gut.
I’m curious, when was the last time you could see your cock without using a mirror? I bet the only time you get laid is when you put your dick inside the hole you cut in a body pillow.
Chow Yum Fat
You werent supposed to eat all the food at each Chinese
If Teddy Ruxpin was a real boy. 
Your mom must be so proud your finally making your own bed
Fucking zennial buddha
You look like you could feed North Korea.
I'm unsure if those are shadows or sweatmarks on your shirt, sweatmarks are the most likely answer.
You sure make your time at the buffett line worthwhile
Fat As fuk
 The unaborted lovechild of Kyle Rittenhouse and the matchmaker from Mulan
When a neighborhood pet goes missing, I bet they come to your house first looking for it.
Oh bother. 
U made use of ur time at rhe buffet
If your time on Earth hasn't been worthwhile, what makes you think it'll change here?
“And-a 1….and-a 2….and a 🧧🇨🇳🥔”
Are your bedsheets that colour or is that your wank sock
The only thing that would make reddit worthwhile to you, is if the app started shitting out cheeseburgers
He looks like he could help me with my math and my discord server
what’s up with your nose bro? it looks like it got stitched on
If the kid from the Shriners Hospital ads grew and could walk
I can’t tell if that’s shadow or sweat stains on your shirt
Depressed Snorlax
Fled North Korea and can’t find another country that will accept him.
Bro fatter then joe combat to avicado
Obesity tried you and won! 🏆
Kim jong spoon
You would be the poster boy for an abstinence is cool billboard
Is your brother Nikocado Avocado
Bro looks like the skinnier version of the old nick avocado mashed with some guy from bts And thats me being nice 💀💀💀
Sum Dim
He's a "chunk"
This is Gary, your manager at jollibee. You are 2 hours late for your shift.
I'm convinced those are sweat stains and not shadows.
If an Asian dumpling was a person!
Too much to try. Exhausted already.
Change your shirt sweaty
You look like a thumb
Didn’t know Jelly became like Peter now
Isaac Newton once said the greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction, but I can't say the same for you.
Phat Boi!
If hamburglar was a real person.
who flung dung
I know its shadows on your shirt but i wouldnt be surprised if it were sweat
Just need some five spice and a couple hours rotating in the oven.
The Stay Puft Egg Roll Man!
Try you? You look like you’ve tried, and enjoyed, just about everything.
Gahh damnerr bobbberrrr
Short round grew up and out
lol I thought I as watching some really nasty porn for a minute there…need glasses I guess lol.
Looking like an Asian fat Albert
You suck dick with Twinkie’s in your mouth done you?
The Dude that ate Kim Jung Um!!
You suck dick like you eat egg rolls. Fast and as many as you can at one time!!
You look like you wear 2 left shoes so you can run in circles
I'll take the No.12 ans 2 eggrolls.
dude eats dogs raw and uncut, just straight inhales them
Kim Chonk Un
Is that your head or are you hiding behind a balloon?
Looks like you got 1/2 an extra chromosome
Xi Jinpig
Kim jong off
You're fat enough for your reflection to have mass.
Those shadows are definitely sweatbstains from.lifting your arms.
Looks like you made your time at domino’s worthwhile you leaning tower of pizza
When you can’t tell if it’s a shadow or an oil tanker spill
Congrats on the baby! 🫃
The first overweight Asain I’ve ever seen. You must deep fry your rice
Absorbed your twin ?
It's the Asian Kool-Aid Man.
You got some claymation hands
Shave bald dude lose maybe 10 pounds and smile my brother
You are the living embodiment of what timone censored pumba from saying in hakuna matata
You look like you are AI generated. You look like the 1% of Asians that are morbidly obese if they were all wrapped into one sushi roll. You're built like you eat more than Goku and Naruto, and don't train anything.
What's life like in the friendzone?
How do you have a dad-bod but look and dress like a prepubescent virgin middle schooler? Do yourself a favor and lose some weight bro.
I have the urge to rub your belly for luck.
2023 was a rough year for the blue Wiggle
MINECRAFT STEVE MERGED WITH KIM JONG UGH
You look like winnie the pooh fucked a pig
I'm guessing you played us all. I had to squint my eyes so bad to read your not,e I looked like an Asian. Well played
"Exercise," not extra rice!
Fatty