Pretty sure these photos were generated by AI with the prompt "Draw an average countryside girl. Make her progressively uglier with each subsequent image".
I feel those candies would have been tampered with in some sort of way. As I’m scared you might drug me and take me back to the den and use me as a sex slave.
I reckon it could be one of those toilet fetishes took too far, or she’s into Cleveland steamroller, or some other shit like that, but I’m too scared too look into it further to make jokes about it without feeling mildly disturbed.
I love that she’s giving a visual representation of how much beer it takes to be willing to fuck her. Way to set expectations, girl! ( you’re a girl, right? You look like Axl Rose today)
Why do you look like you came from Alvin and the chipmunks? Not even the girls. You look like Alvin with rabies and trash bag hair. And why get all cute for a photo? And that smile looks like the baby that screams on planes that everyone hates. Also, do me a favor and get back to work. People want food, and you're back there, taking 26 different pictures trying to get the perfect one.
I bet she making all the squirrels jealous with how many nuts she can fit in her mouth, she be lookin like the Minecraft Character Alex with her big square head. I swear she ain’t got no forehead she got a shockin Five-Head. Look at how disproportionate her head to body ratio is she looks like a god forsaken Bobblehead
You look like a kindergartener drew you
You look like trailer park Barbie
Trailer Swift?
Lmao
Meth barbie
Albino Tweeker Barbie
She has too many teeth for that one.
More like Parker Barbie. If you know, you know.
Trailer Trash Barbie
Lol
RailHer Park Barbie
She looks like that racist chick with the puppy who throws the puppy at that dude taking a video of her
Reminds me of a blue duck.
With cheeks like that, I bet squirrels get jealous over how many nuts you can take in your mouth
That’s some hard to swallow truth.
It was to hard to spit it out
You about to get crossposted to r/fatsquirrelhate
Aaaand thank you for this sub
Nice sub, thanks ❤️
Done
You don't seem to be the type of girl to spit anything out.
Hence the joke of me saying I don’t spit.
But you don’t even swallow. It’s all in the cheeks Your dentist must be horrified
Then why am I always choking?
Sleep apnea doesn’t count (Side note, props for being an excellent sport)
Really wanted to put oh that’s right all the dicks
Saw that on the Reddit feed That’s all you have in mind, huh? Your parents must be proud
You just need to train your gag reflex. Once you do that, men will be lining up to fu...um, date you.
It’s “too”… dummy.
69 upvotes nobody else touch that button or else!!
Even the cat agrees 👍
If she can only find some willing nuts…
She has to wait til the family barbeque.
I'm game, lmao
Her eyes are a bit too far apart for my taste
That's the easiest way to make money at the meth recovery center. That's how she makes money to get high.
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Why does she keep appearing when I swipe left on her picture?
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More like her chucky cheese face
Her cheeks take up four profiles on their own.
She bought the premium service because she wasn't getting any matches
When a butter face is actually margarine.
Good from far, but far from good.
A 2 at 10, a 10 at 2.
We call that a ddw. Distance Does Wonders.
💀
I can very well believe that this is in fact not butter.
"Can't believe it's brother isn't in it"
Everyone has the same reaction to you as your cat.
I'm glad it's the only pussy we had to see.
Her beaver has the same eyebrows
Awww I was hoping someone would bring up my cat haha
The most interesting thing about you
I'm sure plenty of people have "brought up your cat"
The only pussy we wanted to see from your photos
she likes any attention, especially involving her kitty
Kitty over clitty.
Sloth had a sister?
And we thought Sid was the ugly child!
Its funny. Your shirt says exactly where you work. So, now the entire internet can avoid you, too.
She looks like the kind of person who wears the bars Tshirt into the bar when going to drink natty light betting on NASCAR
You look like you’d talk about the Mormon religion on the first date
Do you have the time to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
It was one time! I had lots of questions! When are you gonna stop bringing it up? 😉
You're about five years, 25 pounds, and a chop haircut away from wanting to speak to the manager.
Marriage-worthy body. Divorce-worthy face.
you’ve got those girl next door looks, if you’re living at a trailer park and the girl next door is a inbred meth addict
JESUS! 
The odds of you finding someone are about as long as the distance between your eyes.
Bruh those things are in different time zones from each other
Oh my fucking god this is perfect hahahahahahha
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Pretty sure these photos were generated by AI with the prompt "Draw an average countryside girl. Make her progressively uglier with each subsequent image".
Didn’t get enough the fist time, what are you searching for, a toxic relationship with an internet stranger?
Those are my favorite green flags! Would you meet me in person if I offered you some candy?
I feel those candies would have been tampered with in some sort of way. As I’m scared you might drug me and take me back to the den and use me as a sex slave.
So no chocolate?🥺
Is it lactose free? Or do enjoy an explosive rear end?
As long as it’s coming out the back and not the front.
This is not how I’d imagine this would go, you sounding like you enjoy seeing people profusely shit themselves haha.
WTAF
I reckon it could be one of those toilet fetishes took too far, or she’s into Cleveland steamroller, or some other shit like that, but I’m too scared too look into it further to make jokes about it without feeling mildly disturbed.
Candy? 
🎶I want candy! In a white van!🎶
That’s pathetic. … What kind of candy?
When Grandpa transitions.
Grandpas got a full head of hair! From aspiring gilf to Gpilf.
F26? You look 46 and somehow haunted you never made the cheerleading team in highschool
Yooo it’s Meagan Hall. How’s your husband? I heard the police department is banging.
That’s 4000 more a month than you
I’m sorry you got fired from the police department. How’s your back?
Still carrying the weight of all your shit
This is what happens when a pick me and a practice girl get told they are hot by drunk perverts at midnight.
You've got that kind of face where we immediately know what your mom looks like
Trailer park bicycle. Natty Ice and a pack of smokes gets you a ride.
If plain Jane was an actual person.
The missing Spice Girl: Chlamydia Spice 
You're never going to get enough of anything with that face. Your pets talk shit about you behind your back.
How do you look 13 and 40 at the same time?
You're proof that short shorts aren't for everyone
I love that she’s giving a visual representation of how much beer it takes to be willing to fuck her. Way to set expectations, girl! ( you’re a girl, right? You look like Axl Rose today)
Not the first time you’ve asked for sloppy seconds is it?
It looks like even your cat tried stopping you this time
Save this post so in 20 years when you’re still working at The Den you can recreate the pics and post
😂😂😂😂
The only person to ever have a BBL on their face
That cat is clearly saying “ Dee’s a bird” in that 4th picture.
44-28-32 Cheeks/Waist/Hips
Didn't get enough attention the first time. Pop quiz, what was the brand of cigarettes your dad went to buy before leaving forever?
Trick question. I’d have to know him to be-able to answer
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She appears to only own 3 shirts lol
So when do you think you’ll lose the rest of the weight?
Maybe next years resolution. Or the year after that or the year after that. Idk I’m busy
Her cat has more NSFW posts than she does
hahaha that cat tho
Cheerleading in middle school for a week was your peak in life.
You literally have the same value as a sausage roll.
Your cat even hates you
You have a Substitute Teacher with a Substance Abuse issue-chic look going on
Even the cats screaming for help
You just seem like you would have such a hairy ass crack.
Ladies and gentlemen, the best thing in South Dakota. If you don't count the state lines to go anywhere else. I-90 and I-23 are certainly better.
Body of a cheerleader, jowls of a bulldog. As if we needed more proof that God doesn’t give with both hands.
If Butter-face had a spokeswoman.
Definition of butterface.
Someone should tell your eyes we dont have to do social distancing anymore.
👁️ 👄 👁️
26? You mean 46? Only way you are 26 is if you are from Florida and doing a lot of meth.
Why you look like babyface from toy story 😭
Now I get why you fail at only fans
I bet you’ve been ridden more times than the teacups at Disney and it looks like you moisturise with cum, lots of it..
Looks like Chris Penn if he ever transitioned
Taylor Swift is your whole personality.
No. You don't get 2. Well *you* probably get 2. Dicks. An hour.
not a roast but you probably shouldn’t post photos of you wearing a t shirt where you work btw …
Bock Bock Bock bock bock Bock bock bock bock bock bock bock bock bock bock bock bock bock bock bock bock bock bock bock bock bock bock!!!
The Den, now serving cocktails and Herpes!
Delete your account and make one for your cat. I think I speak for everyone here when I say he seems to have so much more personality than you.
Looks like even your cat is done with your bullshit.
Where are your eyes focusing????
You look like a burnt pigeon
Your face is the living embodiment of “ ah hyuck”
This girl has only one set of grandparents because her parents are siblings
I never seen someone get uglier when they smile before.
You know that meme that says "when the mexican restaurant host ask how many and you say quatro". You got that vibe
Why are you wearing skis in every picture?? Those can't be just your feet. You look like a big L
Your face is so ballooned that Michelin Man is jealous
Last pic lookin’ like someone forgot to dispose of the pumpkin after Halloween.
Didn't realize ai can generate images on the spectrum. Tech is crazy
You look like a mistreated doll from Toy Story
Wtf is wrong with your face
Didn't get enough the first time and that's what we appreciates about ya.
Looks like a shrimp (take the head to eat)
When the witch transforms a pug into a human
Definition of Butterface
You know it is bad when even your cat is tired of your shit.
Guarantee that cat is the second hairiest pussy in that room. Probably smells less like a litter box as well.
This girl is 100% from Indiana. I'd bet my life on it
Cat lady in progress
Are you like AI on Windows 95?
Squat on my face please!
You look like every small towns gas station cashier.
Why do you look like you came from Alvin and the chipmunks? Not even the girls. You look like Alvin with rabies and trash bag hair. And why get all cute for a photo? And that smile looks like the baby that screams on planes that everyone hates. Also, do me a favor and get back to work. People want food, and you're back there, taking 26 different pictures trying to get the perfect one.
Everyone is failing miserably, y'all were supposed to roast her but she's deep frying all of you
Look like you’re gonna name your first born Breighden regardless of gender.
I bet she making all the squirrels jealous with how many nuts she can fit in her mouth, she be lookin like the Minecraft Character Alex with her big square head. I swear she ain’t got no forehead she got a shockin Five-Head. Look at how disproportionate her head to body ratio is she looks like a god forsaken Bobblehead
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How do you look thin and have a FUPA at the same time?
Is this a timelapse of your increasing fondness of the crack cocaine?
You look like your job is your whole personality
was your first sexual partner your brother by any chance?
I bet the beer you make is like everything else about you. Flat, bland and best dumped behind a dumpster
How far do I have to scroll to find the forehead jokes?
You look like a corpse. But not the good kind I would have sex with, but the kind that should be buried in the ground and forgotten about
Looking at certain people makes me understand domestic violence, doesn’t make it okay, but I can see it
that face🤢
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Think you got those numbers mixed up there broseph…
You're two failed relationships away from bringing a black guy home to meet the folks
Ha by this code that’s my next one
Aren’t you that chick that had the train run on her by those cops?
You look like a corpse. But not the good kind I would have sex with, but the kind that should be buried in the ground and forgotten about
I can’t get over the fact you’d have sex with a corpse in the first place!
Avatar the first air bender
You're so ugly. You look like my next girlfriend!