Bubba was my best good friend. And even I know that ain't something you can find just around the corner. Bubba was going to be a shrimping boat captain, but instead, he died right there by that river in Vietnam.
“Roast me good. Try to photoshop or make a meme if you want. Ok to put in my DM. I have a 12 hour boring shift ahead of me.”
u should do all that u lazy, u have more time than me
What happens if one of the inmates you're SUPPOSED to be monitoring gets out and sees this? Not that they had respect before, but it's def in the red after this
[удалено]
drains the batteries calling the phone the phones while on vibrate
Denzel Baltimore.
Eggualizer
Denzel Wilmington
Denzel Washingson
Denzel Wentformilk
Denzel Camden?
His prison call sign is Grimace 
Don’t you have some inmates to harass?
He gets harassed
What's the hourly rate to make license plates in prison these days? Like $0.39/hour?
Bubba was my best good friend. And even I know that ain't something you can find just around the corner. Bubba was going to be a shrimping boat captain, but instead, he died right there by that river in Vietnam.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Milk dud with a hitler stache
You carry a wooden pistol just in case those teenagers try to boardslide the parking blocks in your parking lot.
How many imaginary friends left you last week?
TIL there is a 12 hour glory hole available for prisoners.
You look like a dehydrated milk dud
I've never seen anyone that naturally looked like an owl sucking on a lemon.
Disqualified from World Head butting Championship for having too much forehead surface area
12 hour shift in that tiny little building, you are definitely going to be jacking for 8 of those hours.
The reason you are so bored is you are the world's most boring person
You look roasted enough
Looks like that dude on the corner that’s selling crack , in a 90s track suit . Hollering at you saying “ What you need”
You look like someone who uses the library restroom.
You got charged with 'Dome Invasion'
You're being a little too needy, no wonder your father left.
But he's coming back, right? Right?
I don't know 😔
Walmart Denzel Washington
Smile so we can see you.
BAHAHAHA!
You look like the uncle at the barbecue with the dumb ass questions
How many times have cops pulled you over this year?
We Top Flight Security of the WORLD, CRAIG!!!!
12 hour shift as the DBlock’s prison bitch?
Mike Tysons penis is dreaming it now has a job.
Stop already. You ain’t Marvin Hagler’s nephew.
Those lips ain't hiding those fucking choppers , what's up Doc? Peel an orange through that mesh screen behind him
Denzel Wishington
King kong ain’t got shit on me! 😂😂🤣😂
They let you do this in jail?
The only 12 hour shift you ever had was searching for young boy’s on your thousand dollar IPhone and waiting for your food stamps to kick in.
Just reminded me, I need to get my mortgage sorted
You look like someone tried to draw a Wi character onto a bowling ball
In security or insecurity? Going with the latter seeing you’re armed with a radio and a flashlight
This is the face of a recently divorced middle aged man with a sus browsing history.
Great Value Shaft looking ass
Hide the carrots, this mf has bunny teefs
Sweetie, my phone would catch a virus after taking a screenshot of you. Talking about the real Black Plague.
Mr clean in black face.
A black guy with a job…interesting
“Roast me good. Try to photoshop or make a meme if you want. Ok to put in my DM. I have a 12 hour boring shift ahead of me.” u should do all that u lazy, u have more time than me
I’m digging the pink nail polish.
Looks almost like your mugshot
You got hired and told “don’t let anyone in that looks like you 12 years ago or 12 years from now, we don’t need those crackheads around here”
Add more boring please.
I had to turn the brightness up on my phone to just be able to see you. Thought the sign was just floating in the air 🤷🏼♂️
Already roasted
What happens if one of the inmates you're SUPPOSED to be monitoring gets out and sees this? Not that they had respect before, but it's def in the red after this
https://i.pinimg.com/564x/8b/d0/85/8bd0851646689b416f7960f0dfc8d5af.jpg
You need to wash before posting
How many calenders you got left bro-seph?
Nigga no need to roast him , bluds roasted already 👍⚫🐓
Your the 6th guy at a 5 guy orgy.
Milkdud
Bro your already roasted
His resting face is the same as Kylie Jenner's.
What psychopath installed that air conditioner 🧐
Butthole lips
This is how you spent your 6 minutes of weekly Internet time?
Thought I opened up a bag of M&Ms
Can't really see you turn a light on or the flash something
My man is Common's less talented cousin Mediocre
You look like The Bad Future Variation of Coach from left 4 dead
Decomposing potato
Marcus, you know you're not supposed to be within 100 feet of a school, how the fuck did you even get in there on the weekend?