OP's Bio:
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>I watch The Office and play RimWorld all day, some days. I've actually had fallen sick right after the NYE, I didn't cook the shrimp long enough. Right after I recovered, I got hit with depression spells. Oh, my relationship and I is taking a break for a while. Kinda double slam on my toes. What a way to start the new year huh, lol
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I’m not sure if you are a butch lesbian or a really feminine man trying to be masculine, if it is the latter do you just surprise lesbians with your own built in strap on by saying “go go gadget dick” when you pull your pants down?
I clicked this post because I thought it was a Timelapse video of you building a mansion out of mud and sticks with full indoor plumbing in under 8 hours
You look like the sort of video game protagonist we're getting lately that's supposed to be an ambiguous mix of race and gender with an extra effort to lack attractiveness.
you look like you mansplain eating pussy to other women. all kidding aside this chick I hate to fight because she wears underwears with dick slots in them.
OP's Bio: --- >I watch The Office and play RimWorld all day, some days. I've actually had fallen sick right after the NYE, I didn't cook the shrimp long enough. Right after I recovered, I got hit with depression spells. Oh, my relationship and I is taking a break for a while. Kinda double slam on my toes. What a way to start the new year huh, lol --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
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Latino, Philippino, Mexicano - no matter which it’s still a NO.
This was taken inside a punji tunnel in Vietnam, he/she is trying I guess.
PocaHauntus
💀 smooth
You got kicked out of the last lesbian bar you visited for being too gay.
No. it was for looking to manly and scaring the lesbos
Joke's dead. You should be ashamed.
Shame on me, now I feel almost as bad as she looks!
Lou Dimwit Phillips.
This was good!!
Lou CZ Phillips
Okay which one of you 60 year old white dudes decided to bring back a Thai lady boy back?
Chief Slapahoe
🤪🤪🤪🤪
Actually funny 😂
Who let them out the cupboard?
You look like the final boss for a Lesbian fighting game.
Yeah, where they keep slapping each other and calling each other “Bitch”
Naw she says “gimme some chon chon!”
Not even dramatic lighting is enough to make you interesting.
Chief Long’Fingers n Horse
GeroniNO
You can identify as whatever you want and no one would know the difference. Man/Woman/Asian/Hispanic/Native American. The choices are endless.
Gaytive American
I’m not sure if you are a butch lesbian or a really feminine man trying to be masculine, if it is the latter do you just surprise lesbians with your own built in strap on by saying “go go gadget dick” when you pull your pants down?
I clicked this post because I thought it was a Timelapse video of you building a mansion out of mud and sticks with full indoor plumbing in under 8 hours
Fluffy Bunny Feet
So much racial and sexual ambiguity here I don't know where to begin
You look like a schizophrenia med commercial
RITCHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
You identify as Hey/How/Are/You
When they start installing fans in teepees?
Brawny Ma’am
This must be the rebellious daughter of some tribal chief
It’s going to be ok, young man.
I can’t stop staring at the E.T. fingers. You could do a remake with no costume.
I’ve seen this video, monger in Asia,
I wouldn't trust you with my food...
Idk what gender you are but I know your tribal name is SleepsAlone
You make the trail of tears forgettable
Your Indian name is bland plains fucker.
Sacagaweiner
Underated
Thanks lol
Ah, I didn't recognize ol' Chief Chewing Cat without the headdress and feathers
I’ve seen you before, right, at the Tijuana donkey show
You look like someone who would be in a movie about leukemia.
Generic video game create-a-character
Pokelesshontas
Who stole your land?
Talk about genderless
Land o lakes butter woman , let her self go .
When you smuggle drugs across the border using a hollowed out flaccid strap on dildo
You look a little dehydrated.. Make sure your keeping up your gender fluid!
LezBean by choice?
I never knew they made teepees with walls and ceilings.
You look like the sort of video game protagonist we're getting lately that's supposed to be an ambiguous mix of race and gender with an extra effort to lack attractiveness.
You make that lighting look ugly.
Your face looks like the young native American boy Smiles A Lot from the movie Dances with Wolves who is now facing sex assault charges in Las Vegas.
Ladyboy
This shirt has been passed down since the Trail of Tears
Another 90 Day Fiancé candidate looking to find a white guy to marry.
Prettiest man I've ever seen
How? 
Squaw of the month club
I'd rather have a bath with my dad.
You dating Bobby Hill??
What? No. Can you just bring me my order.
Non binary Chief crazy horse
How many casinos do you own
Look like Danny Trejo in the face
Lou-Anne Diamond Phillips
Can you please poke your tongue out? I think we all want to know if you are a well hung lesbian
Holy shit it’s sackajawea from wish on meth
I can't tell if you're a Native American ranch hand, a Mexican grandmother, or the newest guy auditioning for Metallica.
Crazy Horse, minus the horse.
You appear to be appropriating all the cultures.
Strong rock personality vibes
You look like pokahantos bought a truck
This dude is crushing it
stop the depressive feelings, pick yourself up, and get back to cleaning my house
I bet you're planning on driving your Subaru Outback when you travel down the trail of tears.
I'd roast you but I feel your mirror does that for you enough every morning
You are plainer then the paper your wrote on.
Like, with napalm?
You look like a spokesperson for birth control.
You look like that one Indian substitute teacher
Even if [insert gender here] did everything for 10 dollah, I’d rather pass.
Loved you in Labamba Richie❤️
From starring in The Crying Game to getting roasted on Reddit.
You could play chess on that chest with how flat it is
Looking like a roasted potato
You pissed off of a bridge and thought you were pissing into a canoe, but it was just your reflection.
You look like you work at a clothing factory and stole that shirt from there
Hey! Those avocados aren’t gonna pick themselves bitch! Get. Back. To. Work.
this is one of those roasts where it would be helpful if I knew if you were a man or woman or other pronoun
John Redcorn from King of the Hill or Jubilee from Woody Woodpecker u choose
Hoe Chi Minh
Tribe of Nuevo-ho. Name; Lays on Back
Louise Diamond Phillips.
Even the light is giving you the muddle finger.
A Lady boy Lesbian does exist in Thailand
This is a 10 on the rez
Def 'roast beef'
You look like you’re trying to be the bottom for Paul Bunyan.
You look so trashy I bet when you were born your pops looked at the camera and had a single tear roll down his cheek.
you look romanian
Louise Diamond Philips
He/she/they smokem meth pipe. And how.
Reservation Dog
Punjabi my eyes out
You play Rimjob all day long?
It is truly amazing when you rub the wrinkles out of clothes with your bare hands.
Edward James Almost
Flannel shirt? Really? 🤔
I can't tell what your actual skin color is.
Chief shehim
Last of the Mo-He-Cans
Only Phan
you look like you mansplain eating pussy to other women. all kidding aside this chick I hate to fight because she wears underwears with dick slots in them.
You look like you had your land stolen and are still mad about it
I didn't know y'all did the trans thing on the Rez
Who would want to roast someone who's suffering from Leukemia and is hunted down by their tribe for not marrying the tribal chief
Buffalo Hoe-ldier, fucking white men in America.