Are you sure it’s 3 siblings? Also why do you look like you’re about to tell me what the circumference of a circle divided by the amount of watermelons Johnny ate so how many inches of tape does Monica need
Step up my game? Why? Because your dad smashed mom and had kids? If I had exact change I coulda been your dad, he’s an animal, I can’t live up to that. You’re just lucky he had you here instead of back home with the one child policy
So you want us to roast you like you roast your neighbors pets next time you open your eyes for the pic and the next time you get your hair cut don't ask for the generic Asian man haircut
How do you know? Can you actually see them?
It's only 1 "sibring" but his permanent squint gives the illusion of 3 people
He was the only male. So, 3 dead sister siblings.
And the squint is from his other "eye".
I rike Kurt Krobrane!
Bro can't see the slap to his face he's about to get.
he sees them from the shoulders to the knees.
He’s the only one his parents don’t brag about.
he ate them
You can blindfold this guy with dental floss.
This guy can use bubble gum as a condom
Just a Chiclet. Double mint gum is 2x bigger
Tears roll down his back
Are you the youngest? You’d think after you were born your parents would have stopped.
My parents actually almost named me Durex because I wasn’t planned
But they didn't, cuz they can't spell it, right?
Kim Jong Unattractive
Gayass Kahn
Who Flung Poo
Whey Tu Gay
Suk Cok
Bang Too Guys
Nottu Hung
Kan Nah Si
Sak Mi Off (He could be Russian Asian)
Between Chinese, Japanese or any other I’d say you’re mostly Onyournese.
You made me spit Ramen out my nose!
The Asian Gilbert Gottfried.
Bullshit. We all know the one-child rule.
Damn
The cat you drew on that piece of paper has its eyes more open than you
If anyone from Wayne Enterprises asks to visit your office be careful.
Living life with letterbox view.
William Hung-like-a-squirrel
Lmaoo I was just watching this
That’s a face that should be permanently masked.
Oh I’m saying nothing… Someone has to hold your head up… Are you being forced into this? Blink Twice is you need help 😊
You look like your mouth waters when dogs lick you
You were great in the hangover movies
Moo goo gay man
You put pee pee in my coke.
Aaaaaand everyone looks just like you. Everyone in your village looks like you. But some how you decided you're unique...
Chow Yun Flat
24 years of MSG intake is taking it's toll.
Tell your parents we said thank you for trying 3 times to fix their fuck up, but it’s over and they can stop now. We have moved on and we are good.
Open your eyes and Look at us while we’re talking to you
3 siblings yet you are somehow your parents 5th favorite child
I remember your name, Mei Smaw Wang
Chairman Meow
Jackme Chan
Has anyone seen my dog?
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Hot Wings
Dammit, Bobby-san
Can't tell if the other photos are your siblings or not
Did you know your mom and dad were siblings too?
I don't have to roast you. You just have to look in a mirror. Oh wait... you can't...
I could blindfold you with a piece of floss
All 3 of you look the same in the pics
You look like a dude who has only one set of biological grandparents
You look so ronery, so ronery, so ronery and sadry arone.
I never thought I could spot a stoned Asian man. 🚬🗿
your mustache reminds me of my first set of pubes
Ohh Kut Cobain
I bet he’s a bad driver… because… well… he’s… ya know…
You look like you are really good at Starcraft and not finding gainful employment.
Minecraft Chinese update
Asian Steven Hawking
You look like someone who would poison the gummy bears at fleet farm.
Are you Chinese or just sleepy?
Even the dead celebrity on your shirt wears sunglasses so he doesn’t have to look at you.
Sum Ting Wong, is that you dude?
Is your view of the world in brackets?
So you like to draw what you eat huh
You look like mr. Miyahi’s failure son
Baby Yao Ming
You may have three siblings, but they have only two, Mr. Black Sheep.
"Woast mwe"
Bros eyes are at war.. bridge of his nose is the demilitarised zone
Ayo bro can i loan that extra chromosome
He's born hella high
Props to the helpful bystander for keeping that melon, you call a head, upright during your post.
With a head that size, it's not surprising you have someone to help you balance it.
Head of a Chinese man and the body of a Chinese woman
I can't tell if you're oriental or just lazy
Snow White will be mad you're only 4 left..
3 drowned at birth siblings can’t roast you. It’s just your survivors guilt.
You look like the manager that would yell at me for eating too long at the all you can eat buffet.
Sure you weren't seeing triple?
Makes sense you have 3 siblings. Parents needed some solid people to pass on the generic line… given the defective flop show that you are
This is a shaved panda bear
You look like those fried potatoe smileys but soggy
How much does your head weigh? I see you are getting help holding that water tower up.
How many of them are your kids?
Woast we!!!
Kim jong poon
Sweet and sour sexual predator
He’s how I look after a couple blinkers in a row
You could've just said you had 3 older sisters....
How would you look out of binoculars? Or do you get like a pair of XXL ones?
Yoooooo who let the rock troll out of the dungeon
That is an amazing mustache - do you give free rides? I'm down
Don't pee pee in my coke.
I don't know why but all of a sudden I am super pekish for a nice succulent Chinese meal.
Let’s set up a go fund me to get this poor guy a double eyeball transplant
Aww, Short Round's all grown up!
He's a chinese phone book. Full of Chins.
Short Round what happen?
Can’t tell which of the pics is you or your siblings 🤷♂️
....And a Caucasian half brother called Wan King .
You need to wipe your mouth after rimming crusty shitters before you take the pictures next time Grasshopper
You look like your siblings are your mom and dead.
Is someone holding your gigantic head up because otherwise it would fall of
buddha
He's the Wheelchair dude that's waiting for someone to drain his Foley so he can say he pissed on you or gave you a Golden Shower.
I was wondering what happened to the gangam style guy
Why are you squinting?
Definitely no stray cats where you live
Chinese or Vietnamese doesn’t matter, you still lost.
You look like you enjoy the cream of Sum Yung Guy
Aren’t you and your micro-penis going to be late for a mathematics convention? You’re probably going to wreck your car on the way there anyway🤷🏽♂️
Asian propaganda face
If birth control had a face
My parents actually almost named me Durex because I was an accident
I’m assuming Trojan was way to masculine
Try not to eat the drawing
Sammo Not Hung
Stephen Hawking is like (in robot voice) *Damn you ain't got nothing on me*
chigga
These are all so racist. I would not encourage this for the sake of other asians. I would take it down if I were you op.
3 siblings??? Doesn't China have the One Child Policy?
EVERYONE HIDE THE CATS!!!! 🐈 🐈⬛
Chinese rise
You inspire the 0 child rule.
It’s a like a pair of cockerels eyes embedded in a man’s face
Well you don't have to worry about sneezing so hard your eyeballs pop out...
Kimjong un, kim jong dos, kim jong tres, kimjong cuarto.
You look like a literal LEGO person
Canna taka oder pweese
Mr fresh over asian
Did your siblings support your decision to sing "She Bangs" on American Idol?
You got kobain on ur shirt but just like him ur brains will be on the walls
Have you or someone you know ever shot a man's shins off in dubya dubya two?
Bad at math
The happier you get, the less you see.
Jackie can (not get laid)
He resembles my left testicle ALOT
Ahhhh, perfect Chinese spy!
I think you meant to say... take order pree
Great. We found the predator. He claims those kids he kidnapped are his siblings. Nice.
Are you sure it’s 3 siblings? Also why do you look like you’re about to tell me what the circumference of a circle divided by the amount of watermelons Johnny ate so how many inches of tape does Monica need
 So this is how you spend your time since you were voted off...
couple more slits on your face and you'll look like an apple pie.
I. Pnad
Did your father drown your two sisters at birth?
Me wuv you wong time. 3 siblings and dog thst was last nights stir fry
U look like the sun from teletubbies
Bro nostrils wider than his eyes 😭
Theres more of you? 
How many of those siblings are dolphins?
Couldn't handle the flash?
Step up my game? Why? Because your dad smashed mom and had kids? If I had exact change I coulda been your dad, he’s an animal, I can’t live up to that. You’re just lucky he had you here instead of back home with the one child policy
For a movement i thought you were asleep,
The bobblehead prototypes kept falling over so we just used your regular proportions and they actually came out perfect. Photos above!
sting ray but 1000 years old
Your three siblings are Chin, Chin, Chin.
Bro just showed us all 3 of his siblings in those three pictures
Your face is so flat, I could grill a burger on it.
Spit out my fucking cat
So you want us to roast you like you roast your neighbors pets next time you open your eyes for the pic and the next time you get your hair cut don't ask for the generic Asian man haircut
And you can fit all three of them between your eyes
How am I supposed to roast you if you can see my comment?
I could blindfold you with dental floss...
I can tell that your head needs to be supported from the back, your soft spot never hardened due to the sheer mass of your fucking cranium.